Haydunn vs. LyrixHD Narrated

[MrBwaffle]

Mewtwo!

[MarioLuigiown513]

Charmeleon

[ImTheSlyDevil]

i want a fckn tyranitar

[MrL0LZGamer]

Arceus. 'Nuff said.

[www263]

a braviary, can you think flying to scgool at a braviary, bad ass!!!!!

[D4gurzN3wzVlogs]

Shiny Sandslash because I could have it kill people easily and no fingerprints would be left.

[dentroy7]

oh yeah haydunn take out the baby powder

[lilplate21]

hitmonchan because it can beat the crap out of things

[TheBai6]

A Beldum, because Metagross is a badass!

[DuelistJohanAnderson]

Pidgey would be the pokemon I'd want~ It's my total fave, and when it evolves into Pidgeot, it'll be badass! :D

[dcwdynasty]

1:00 REST TALK?!?!?!?!?!

[www263]

@dcwdynasty yeah, thats what the strategy is named:)

[Tsunami4rmSmogan]

pinser so it can pinch people dick while i enjoy watching lol

[TheSmurfy18]

gardevoir :) all the way, they create black holes to protect their trainer :D

[SmashStarlet]

banette

[FaNBhOy]

noone will thumbs up anyones comments now cos of the highest thumbs up will win LMAO

[abrickinthealley]

@wearethedrewbledudez are you jealous you didn't pick him first?

[abrickinthealley]

abra. you could teleport into bank vaults then get away without getting caught

[pokeball28]

victini

[EvenHerosNeedaBreak]

Mareep... Ampharos is a beast!... and he's cute lol =)

[harryh218]

Arcanine

[SuperMizuki111]

mudkip

[badass970123]

Pinsir.... and it shall be named DICKPINCH!

[xXhectorm10Xx]

jolteon



[djsugarhigh34]

Bulbasaur cause hes badass

[Se7en8nin3]

i would catch a onyx to put it in yo cloyster >:)

[mikep91891]

yo id get vileplume cuz it can give me all the acid i want,

[dertyFilms]

slowpoke becuase he saw what u did there

[alletsplays]

Cyndaquil... Because it is my fav pokey

[chrisrocket362]

wurmple or chimchar

[IncredibleArceus1]

psyduck and slowpoke

[ebishop1102]

Garchomp

[RoundhouseRajotte]

Wobbufet. He's mad chill I would smoke weed with him.

[IJustMightBeANinja]

Pikachu.

The most Cute-Ass Mofo EVAR!

[RandomRioFans]

SQUIRTLE!!!!

[LilQ5uwxx]

@wearethedrewbledudez Magikarp iz awesum becuz it has the most amazin move evarr............. SPLASH!!!!!

it'll pwn yu

[AugustLopez]

Dickpinch

[780Justin]

slowking sees what you did there ALWAYS because he has eyes on the back of his head.

[trickest1923]

male gardeviors scare me i be scare if i see a female gallade

[gregtheninja71697]

weedle

[clubpenguinscool1]

magikarp. go fuckin sweep magikarp.

[EricB042389]

One pokemon I would want to catch is Garchomp.

[MrCookiesandviolence]

octerilly all day nigga!

[SorcererTim45]

scizor

[EmptyIsThis]

Raquaza. I get transportation while making my neighbors take a dump on themselves.

[kornwall007]

growleith

[TheBeybladePokemon]

Wailord.

What?I want to prove the theory that Wailord can float on a single red balloon is false.Not to mention,squish people.

[THESuperstuntman]

Mareep. Cuz Mareep is the cutest pokemon ever.

[jokerfan24]

Darkrai.

"You suck, Mew beats Darkrai."

"SHUT THE FUCK UP AND SLEEP, BITCH!"

[LilQ5uwxx]

magikarp because im fuckin awesume like that

pwnge

[joipoiroc]

if evry1 would have pokemon i would get ditto

[freemovies411]

I'd want Haydunn. Just cockblocks all of my opponent's Pokemon. It'd be a bitch to get him to learn Substitute though without a TM (like at Level 78 or something?). Yeaaaaah.

1:04 Pfft "rest talk".

Pfft, Regirock sees what you did there. And he is NOT pleased.

5:45 "And it's just depressing because...it's a rock." XD I don't know why.

There was a lot of awkwardness in this vid. XD

[Hexinvir]

Mewoth cause of payday, can bring me the money :D

[FluxFinesse]

Mew.

[KyraStorm77]

id have sceptile 

[XxPl4typusxX]

mother fucking Arcanine :D

[zenthegreat666]

Crobat. Why? I fucking hate airports.

[yourname34543]

lopunny no explination needed

[TheJayCee95]

definitely lickylicky, that motherfuckers adorable

[Nukeaholic]

steelix is pro



[cooldog324]

a Cloyster, so I can put my Onyx in it

[the1337osse]

Haydunn of course. Mehehehehe i would be the CHAMPION!!! Wait, Haydunn is not a pokemon Haydunn is a God. Sorry my bad...

[GorillaBorg]

Simipour, easily. Just look at them dreds.

[Fedder454]

Blastoise :D

[Bleachdjm]

Houndoom

[ThePokeDawg]

zagoose

[MegaPoochyena]

POOCHYENA

[MrMariopro]

Mew

[charmander99pokemon]

scizor

[BrosEatFunk]

MEW

[SOFA1KING2AWESOME3]

Mudkipz cause i heard you like mudkipz

[TheSpriteStory]

wat pokemon was the first one u use in this vid?

[severeken]

@TheSpriteStory entei

[DahConsoleNoob]

Psyduck

[mrsmartguy1000]

keldeo its a unicorn i could eat my dinner of that beast and everyone would be amazed

[mrsmartguy1000]

keldeo its a unicorn i could like eat my dinner of that beast

[Kasumstreak8]

Infernape. Nuff said

[CianCQ]

@TheCautiousD Wow...Keep some attention to what you watch, the dude used his leftovers like 5 times...

[1lucky225]

Kirlia,  Cause it's such a Lolibitch ;D

[G2xlux]

Beiber

[MyPokemonWillShredU]

Blaziken cause he can cook me food and sky uppercut ur ass

[XxTheHybridxX]

what ever looks most like a penis.

[Spadezor1]

Burp at 6:15 :D

[SoggyEagle]

Gallade cuz its cool lol

[3275668]

salamence mothafuckin dragon or gloom and get high as fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

[i2sikHome]

magikarp

[Chillaxative7]

Heracross

[TheUberPokes]

regirock because if he dies it will be alright

[TheAcidicGaming]

Jirachi

[dylangs]

munchlax...we would steal food together

[ThePokeDawg]

Teddiursa

[dccman2]

Bisharp

[dccman2]

Crobat

[leonia97]

ditto

[Vernadamais]

Umbreon

[sillysausage96]

Have u ever got sucked off by a lickylicky...

[MrMaikuru]

does may count as a pokemon because i will be all over her with my poke-balls

[RatchetClank28]

id get me an raikou, cuz it has a yellow ballsack like u haydunn :D

[navilad]

a bagon

[EatpieUTUBE]

Mewtwo

[Hethry]

the mystery poo pokemonz

[derpyturtle]

Missingno.

[littlekat54]

eevee :D

[megashadowlugia1749]

A Mew.

[22grodger]

metagros Hell

[LiamIsTooAwesome4You]

togekiss

[Nirukii]

aron.

[zZGINGERNINJAZz]

a fuckn blastoise id like to see you make fun of a pokemon with guns

[ForeverSn1per]

uhh Ditto

TRANSFORM = Endless results :D

[TotalNonstopThemes]

Most likely Umbreon.

No real reason, just my favorite Pokémon.

[ShadoTek7]

I'd get a Vaporeon, and name it "dog" so that way when I battle people it would something like "the foes dog used surf" and when I tke it on walks, if I get thirsty it could give meh some wateh. :P

[Dominicker]

I'd get a Slowpoke, cuz then I could give it meth and then be all "Fuck yeah! Fastpoke!"

[allanosmond1]

ambipalms amazing handjobs

[Mall0ny]

heracross because anyone who disobeys me i will anialate them.

[Zapslash]

Gardevoir, just look at dat ASS!

[stevekam500]

Chatot, then something will finally talk to me.

[Khudafis]

i sir wud get a marriland.

[COOKIEFREAK711]

i would catch a honchcrow cause i would just..because hes awsome and has a hat and i dont :D

[azazazazaon]

darkrai, nightmare dealer

[ModernMegalomania]

Lapras.

I could get boat rides everywhere

[ModernMegalomania]

Weepinbell. Bj's all day...

[supernovaboy01]

pikachu who wouldnt

[RHYPERI0R]

LOL

=3

[kingchris7519]

I would get Blaziken cuz hes a badass fire/fighting type and I like Chiken

[gta4megafan]

Id get a slowpoke cus then id always see what you did there

[orochimaruboy3]

Gardevoir...giggity

[GalacticBoss46]

I'd get Roserade or Shaymin (Sky Forme).

[jyoumon123]

I'd say buizel or mijumaru truthfully

[PhoenixPlaythroughs]

but did i say god?????

no i don't think so

i bet you don't even know what cunt means

[pakutyphoon]

Fucking ditto! You can just have him turn into you and have it go to work and shit. Plus when you are bored...Instant hot chick to plow!

[EdB15]

Ambipom cause it can give me hand jobz and maybe BJ's later lol

[CorruptedXistehlulz]

Lopunny, do I need to explain?

[GalacticBoss46]

@CorruptedXistehlulz Yes (lol).

[dandeman9999]

Wait, so can somebody explain to me why there is a fight about religion on a Wi-Fi battle video?

[GravitySmash]

A iExploud for all my music.

[GravitySmash]

A Shedninja with a bullet-proof vest so the Dark/Ground type president and all the Fire type terrorist can't do anything.

[GravitySmash]

A Muk so it could swallow up all the oil in the Gulf.

[GravitySmash]

Blissey so it could provide eggs to Haiti. And all the ghost type terrorists would get completely walled.

[DelonAwesome]

Mudkip!!!!

[ChrononumberXIII]

a Celebi so i cud go back in time and win the lottery

[diva1812]

raquaza cuz ill use it as whip for my slaves!

[littlekat54]

eevee

[Racruza]

Definitly not a pikachu. Probably hmm caterpie cuz it works as a dildo

[Racruza]

Definitly not a pikachu

[faimuskidd]

i would get a fucking blastoise because i could use its cannons to have three-soms :D yea.... three-soms.

either that or a delibird because im black.. and niggas love their chicken :D

[NotSkye]

holy fuckin jesus.

900 comments about small animals and sex

[howtradjicforu]

GROUDON

[SweeX255]

I would have a magikarp,because magikarp just gonna sweep everybody! :D

[irepda806]

I would just go with a eve.

Nigga turns into 5 bitches.

[whale123100]

latias caus then it would be able to turn into a girl and then you kno the rest...

[littlepoky78]

I would have Mamepato. I would make him shit all over cars and then clean them for PROFIT.

Yeah... I'm not funny ;)

[crater757]

wailord, always dreamed of having a dead whale on my driveway.

[TheParpar356]

Ditto, so it can transform to any hot girl i want and don't have to masturbate every night :D

[Lansa12345]

Entei, Fly him to mars and make him pump heat.

[TapeofScotch]

shuckle. what the fuck is that thing?

[SuperLucario2012]

Lucario because idk



[P4r4J4xx]

Glacion, cuz id pop bottles in the ice like a blizzard

[BeastoftheNightclan]

At first, I thought jynx, that way I could have some of that...hot...hot...Pokemon sex. But, then I decided "Why not get a Gyarados?" That way, I can terrify women into having sex, and, if they don't need any persuasion, use that same Gyarados as a euphnism for my penis. =D =D

[megadragon520]

charizard no duh for me

[infenrape100]

I'd freaking catch Infernape to go BOOM and destroy all.

[decilepsy1]

jynx because id tap that..

[YinYang1994]

Wopper Because Its The Only Pokemon That Can be So Happy Even Though He Has No Arms! (Chuggaaconroy Rules Just Like Haydunn)

[loproductionsstudio]

I would catch fuckin raquaza and kill evryone

[pokeaimMD]

i would want to catch a ditto cus i cud do w.e i want with it ;)

[NintendoWalktrhoughs]

My name is G-G-Gary oak and i would catch it and keep it in my pokeball and battle an arceus

[Blackmagechow]

sableye because gary oak cant use super effective moves on it

[zakattack6994]

Magikarp because I will be able to rule the world with Splash.

[jtrockz1234]

slowbro bc he sees wat u did there :O