You are all gigantic babies.

[WinterNikita]

Can I have ads?

[TheCheezWizz]

@WinterNikita You were one letter away from tragedy.

[DogMeatIstTot]

test

[bookworm981]

@TheCheezWizz is this still possible in 1.0.0?

[TheCheezWizz]

@bookworm981 Who the hell knows, really. I don't think it moves that fast anymore so there probably aren't any crazy jumps.

[Marvin12599]

test

[TheCheezWizz]

@SayHiTOMrJohn yep, i'm just having my fun now because people are dumb and make irrational decisions.

[nouaremyonly]

i liked what you did with the boat. Thumbs up ^_^

[TheCheezWizz]

@SayHiTOMrJohn Great, enjoy never having the privilege to say that again!

[Infern0gamerz]

test

[SunnersJJC]

test



[TheCheezWizz]

@SunnersJJC you keep your damn testes out of my face

[WolfGaming22]

wtf is this

[02rhs]

Write: My house on the server Colacraft! my rich hous ;)

[gotcha272327]

Minecraft should have a moon realm. You'd have to collect a lot of materials to build a rocket and travel there. Notch would have to put in a new element like oil for fuel and you could power it by gathering electricity from lightning or hydroelectric dam. The minerals on the moon would have to be really special though and carry a huge roll on the Minecraft earth.If anyone else thinks this is a good idea thumbs up the comment and copy and paste it to many other Minecraft videos

[iizdat1n00b]

lol 0:43 FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK



[rickvanhezik]

Swimming cows? Really?

[Markkwp]

Really cool house bro :)

[ButterzDaPanda]

O_o I don't think that the pressure plate iron door would be a gud idea... Example:

You: Getting ready for bed...

Stranger suddenly comes in the door through the use of pressure plates

You: WDF WHO R U???

Stranger: Oh you were getting ready to Ssssssleep? Mind if I sssssssqueeze in?

[TheCheezWizz]

@ButterzDaPanda hey, if that creeper swims all that way just to meet me then he deserves the chance.

[ButterzDaPanda]

@TheCheezWizz lol xDD

[cheseweezle94]

So... you'll ruin your own video for money? Dude, you're a freaking sellout.

[TheCheezWizz]

@cheseweezle94 First, it's not "ruined", because if you're not such a fucking tool you'd just mute the video and hear the exact same thing that was in the video. And besides that the video is old and the point of it is long over with.

Second, you'd better learn what a sellout is. Because you don't fucking know the definition.

[cheseweezle94]

@TheCheezWizz I was wondering why your video had "Autism" written under it. Somebody is a retard :D

[TheCheezWizz]

@cheseweezle94 Yes. That would be you.

Let's go to mr. dictionary, shall we?

3. Informal. a person who betrays a cause, organization, or the like; traitor.

4. Informal. a person who compromises his or her personal values, integrity, talent, or the like, for money or personal advancement.

Last time I checked, adding music to a SILENT VIDEO for money doesn't count. I suppose you'd bitch if you got those 30 second ads on my video too? Please. Here's an idea for you: Don't come back.

[TheSopmonster]

0:41!!! FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIL­LLLL!!!!!!!!

[skipa25]

Thumbs up the people that came here just because of the title.

[Minecraft2789]

I clicked the ad like 4 times, you owe me money

[RockyPATRonc64]

0:40 LOL FAIL XD

[DylerMan]

Why does the description say "Autism" O_o

[PersonMan145]

awsome title

[Kingnothing1453]

anyone wanna play on my server?

[ThatGuyWhoRushes14]

This comment will become highest rated comment for no reason what so ever.

[LeechintheSky]

@ThatGuyWhoRushes14 Nope

[swedishfished]

you get money from 009 sound systems?

[TheCheezWizz]

@swedishfished That's the way it went when they contacted me to audioswap the video, yes. Why would that be so surprising?

[swedishfished]

@TheCheezWizz ok jst wondrin

[HomeMadeGunNut]

@TheCheezWizz So how much they pay you?

[itisnotmeMARCO]

7th Law of Youtube- You play 009 Sound System, you get disliked.

[TheCheezWizz]

@itisnotmeMARCO it's funny because in the end i'm making more money than if I put ads on the video, and ads aren't as easily ignored :)

[WhoForgot2Flush]

WTF kind of annoying ass music was that?

[superFaTaL55]

Does the actual game lag alot like the beta

[MinecraftFridays]

@superFaTaL55 the accual game is in beta. :P

[VinceMsProductions]

Haha. you can't come up there anymore =D

[lkz1618]

Do you have a problem with autism?

[manny3coutu]

It probably broke

Yes they can break

[TheKylewhalen]

trys to push boat off the edge but the boat pushes him back and wins :) .... 0:35

[legoboyize]

what am i watching

[Aciddaggerr]

so boats dont go up water anymore?

after which patch??

[TheCheezWizz]

@Aciddaggerr the recent bugfix patch says something about fixing boats rising fast from under water.

[RiverSiege]

@TheCheezWizz not a fix a bug apparently, it's listed under the bugs section. Hopefully he'll correct it or at least offer us an alternative way to go up and down fast...

[kittenownage]

@TheCheezWizz boats still go up from under water

[WarioPizzaInc]

@TheCheezWizz Actually, the recent patch made boats surface FASTER now.

[JustLoveCookies]

@Aciddaggerr 1.6 f**ked this up..

also no oldschool cart boosters and so much more doesn't work anymore :(

[joeyandozzie101]

@Aciddaggerr when it went underwater it hit the bottom and broke

[LetsPlayGamesGuy]

autism?

[Bangaloo]

i just hate this game is terrible....

[Ghed7]

I Think it was pretty neat actually :P

[lusterclaw1988]

you cant really win at minecraft.



[LaFesta1749]

What is the name of the music ? Pls tell me ...

[lukas123]

great idea and all but a lot of people have done this, and your surely no charlie sheen.

[TheCheezWizz]

@lukas123 Hey idiot. The joke's over. Stop running it into the ground.

[Theman2965]

0:41 fail at minecraft..

[supercomputerguy123]

y did u people dislike this is just plain epic

[MikeHawk1234567890]

How to win at Minecraft:

1. Dig 3 blocks down.

2. Fill the top with the block.

[S1M1528P]

@MikeHawk1234567890

*Digs 3 blocks down*

*Falls into lava pit*

*Replaces top block while falling*

*I WIN!*

[MultiShadow117]

...where is the winning?

[IpodToucherGames]

@MultiShadow117 THE WINNING IS EVERYWHERE!

[Baconatorification]

You, good sir, win.

[olliebooi]

haha 0:40

[legoman4464]

3 words: CANT WIN MINECRAFT!

[jcwgarrett]

0:40 failing at minecraft

[MinecraftInsight]

wait watt does this have to do with autism, its in da description

[Cucimnapornoo106]

No to je píčovina...:D

[themonkeymN]

you cannot win at minecraft, you may merely achieve

[marinesnipa]

my world beats urs easily

[TheCheezWizz]

@marinesnipa It's like everyone who comes here has a terminal case of the dumb and this is your last day on earth.

[TheGanja100]

0:41 Fail

[Pacstar002]

u kinda lost the game at 0:44

[Ubern33b]

0:41 epic fail

[eacer08]

Only Chuck Norris can win in Minecraft!

[SuperNafro]

you failed twice in this video and its called winning?

[Xenotaphh]

You can't Win at Minecraft... unless of course your Charlie Sheen

[BensRandomness]

SOME ONE DESERVES A CHANCE TO FIND THE CAKE

[roidroid]

Autism

[gregbooPruductions]

the only person that ever won minecraft is Notch ( he won by creating minecraft)

[floydstephman]

i totally beat minecraft on hard no cheats at all i built a huge castle without dieing once at one point you have to consider that if their was an end to the game this would be it

[mrperople]

this is failing cuz u fell off while trying to push boat off

[NzXII]

FAIL at 0:40

[dinkcool]

i hate 009 sound system more than i hate justin bieber.

[cheesetuxedo]

WINNING!

[ThePeepVideos]

.....This was the biggest waste of time ever.

[casualSwearing]

sooo, you have no life?

[MorecTheMoron]

1: You can't win the Game

2: You can't win Minecraft

3: Your house ain't great or even made it nice... it's like a flowing cube of wood... with water...

4: You can't win the Game

[TheCheezWizz]

@MorecTheMoron lolwood

[MEGAF4IL]

@TheCheezWizz XD lol

[adamrv1]

@MorecTheMoron i lost the game :(

[mrjowjoe]

@MorecTheMoron i lost the game =(

....=D

[ChieMiyagawa]

@mrjowjoe jerk lol

[sup3rphi1]

@MorecTheMoron

its a sandbox game. theres not supposed to be a way to win.

You just build.

if you haven't played it you cant say it sucks.

[fallcraftmatt]

@sup3rphi1 exactly, you cant win.

thats what he was saying because the video title is "Winning at Minecraft"

maybe you shouldn't comment

[IWillMine4Food]

@MorecTheMoron I just lost the game

[phaser265]

@MorecTheMoron your words speak through out

[Jakkinator45]

@MorecTheMoron FFUUU THATS THE 3RD TIME TODAY I LOST THE GAME, AND SO HAVE YOU :p

[NiobiumFilms]

@MorecTheMoron i beat the game twice dude.. learn your shit b4 you talk it.

[MrKoiking1]

@MorecTheMoron WE LOST THE GAME!

[TheSoldierCore]

@MorecTheMoron no but you can lose your save's and houses

[yayy992]

@MorecTheMoron 5. You cant notice I put You can't win the Game twice.

[keyblademasterzeke]

@MorecTheMoron YOU MADE ME LOSE THE GAME >:(

@EVERYONE I LOSE THE GAME!@!@! xD

[Askorak]

pray tell wtf is this shit?

[toffeeapple7]

Can someone explain this video to me? I'm so confused

[sporecreatorperson]

Hey, remember when the description was like, Autism, and I was like, msituA,

and you were like, Hey you're making fun of autism, and I was like, NO WAIIII.

That was great.

(Sorry for 'offending' you. I never meant to, and you probably don't remember my comment anyway, which makes this apology seem insane.)

[TheCheezWizz]

@sporecreatorperson The only thing that was ever offensive was this dumb out of place portal joke

[sporecreatorperson]

@TheCheezWizz I just got caught up in the buzz of Portal 2 being released, and it follows me wherever I go.

[ZWAKMODZZ]

@sporecreatorperson you play portal too much man :-D

[Soapygold]

@sporecreatorperson You get e thumbs-up just for the portal reference.

[FireViper13]

epic fail.

[zaldude]

Lol maybe winning at Minecraft, but failing at balancing on the edge of a high up balcony over water, trying to push a small boat off.

[MrEyecikjou]

you can't win minecraft D:

[thebreadster]

I fucking love boats.

[blindfuryyyy]

if your not charlie sheen then your not winning.

[DeMasterMick]

I thought it would be Charlie Sheen playing minecraft. very disappointing :(

[decadence134]

despite the supposedly shitty comments and the (no offense) now pointless video (only because boats aren't new anymore) I think that the architecture of that home or station u made is very nice. I've seen buildings like it before and actually made a few that were very similar but for some reason i really like the look to yours...well anyway just ignore those negative comments you seem to be getting it's just people complaining for no real reason.

[TheCheezWizz]

@decadence134 eh, the building's not that great. Just a box with some rooms and a few staircases.

[decadence134]

@TheCheezWizz all the same i like the look. All building start out as that, it's just the first step to creating something brilliant.

[TheBlockeh]

@decadence134 Architecture? You fool! This is blasphemous! That is not architecture! You moron.

[decadence134]

@TheBlockeh my friend, you are indeed correct I am, in fact, a moron. You got me...lolz.... so yeah, your move.

[eminemnr1]

sorry i am confused what is the point of this?

[r3mix3d26]

You can't win in minecraft :P

[Afiladoras]

music=automatic mute



[vincentred8]

cooooooolll due

 how you make it!

[RoyalPrussian]

0:41 FAIL

[DarthYoda27]

You got to admit, though. This house is pretty cool.

[Postghost]

Yea .. Na .. sorry Cheezwizz, everyone's right, this video stinks.

[mackannr001]

he was in sovjet russia. Usa:you pushe boats.In sovjet russia boats push you!

[TheBic4]

HAXXXX ITS THE HAXX

[tylerten]

this is you failing at pushing a boat, not wining at anything.

[Demilynx]

Video turned on. Muted for annoying music.

[evilking692]

no more boats up wader falls "cry"

[Zippollini]

Maybe you should change the name to "Minecraft-My Awesome House". Since you dont even have diamond items yet. Jeez i sound like a smart ass! XD

[TheCheezWizz]

@Zippollini This is where I say you sound more like a dumb ass, because you don't get the point of the video at all.

Which is surprising since the building makes up so little of the actual video and doesn't get explored in the slightest. Also you don't see into any chests or the inventory to give you any idea of what I could actually have. Please, make a less informed opinion. I'm expecting it at this point given all the previous shitty, horrible comments I had the displeasure of reading.

[MEGAF4IL]

@TheCheezWizz Nnnniiiiiiiiiiiiccccccceeeee! :D

I think you PWNED him.

[Pestilence86]

Did this have a different meaning back in july 2010? Cause i dont get the point.

[TheCheezWizz]

@Pestilence86 boats were relatively new. most people didn't know they could ride up waterfalls like that and some still don't.

[arandomu]

@TheCheezWizz I just learned something. Thank you.

Time to mess around with water.

[singuy1111]

OK THE BAND JUST SUCKS PERIOD NO SONG THEY HAVE IS GOOD I MEAN SRSLY JUST DIS BAN THE BAN I MEAN IT JUST SUX MAN !!! and thumbs up as soon as u heard the sound u muted it.....

[DoctorFreeman97]

when u went under water at 1:22 i saw my reflection in screen

[menthus123]

Nope, I don't have a point. But thanks for chatting with me for this past week!

[jacksharville]

Hay guys me and my friend have just put

out are very first lets play and i would

really like it if you would watch it.PLZ

/watch?v=1lDUNvYGMUo

[menthus123]

Why not just leave em be? Theres no real reason to down someones name..I mean take a look at your name, It's "TheCheezWizz" cmon...

[TheCheezWizz]

@menthus123 And I came up with that name 11 years ago, got a point?

[TribalCorp]

@TheCheezWizz

YouTube wasnt here 11 years ago. I bet you're some 15 year old

[TheCheezWizz]

@TribalCorp What kind of massive retard thinks youtube is the entire internet?

[duon44]

did i seriously listen to that song just to get no win ? RAAAGGGEE

[Lazergunzpwiou]

I think he won when his boat sunk

[menthus123]

What's not creative about it? I haven't seen anyone else with that name...so he must have put some effort into making it..

[TheCheezWizz]

@menthus123 because it's oh so original to use cliche phrases and leetspeak. Maybe it was 15 years ago, but it's not 15 years ago, is it?

[TheDenijar]

Um... When did you um, actually well win?

[yobutt28]

you allways win on minecraft! :D

[thehaloring90]

@yobutt28 but when you die you lose your stuff... you just called that a win XD

[IzMyOmNomz]

All you need now is a charlie sheen character skin

[xXKillerDiscXx]

oh sry dude i missed the winning .... when was it?

[superuber27]

which part is the win?

[menthus123]

When did being creative and making up your own name become a bad thing?

[TheCheezWizz]

@menthus123 Exactly what is creative about "GamerG0d1337"?

[nitsuj3150]

and 1:20

[nitsuj3150]

0:40 kinda looks like a fail...

[kinglok12]

Cool, but being a A** to your fans won't help you much...