Frankie Boyle's Legendary Cut Joke

[BlackRoof]

"...AND I LOVED IT!"

[marcohorowitz8]

nobody can follow that!

[Kaynas1988]

I feel sorry for Hugh, coz every time Frankie does a great joke, he never knows how to follow it up

[Bkesal14]

There are way better Frankie boyle jokes

[irishdan2007]

i didnt find this joke funny

[tavi921]

I've never seen Hugh Dennis laugh at someone else's jokes. Such ca prick.

[moogloo1293]

@tavi921 well he's my mates father, and he is actually a really terrific guy and not at all a prick

[RainbowAuditore]

lol, Hugh is just standing there like... MEH! MY TURN!

[Queenrock990]

I felt sorry for Hugh after that! LOL

[UncleKennybobs]

It's not THAT funny!

[rastamees]

@UncleKennybobs

yeeees it is

[happygang6]

@rastamees no he wasn't

[rastamees]

@happygang6

one of the best jokes on mock the week

[bluejeckett]

@TheItsjack lol he was banned as was in Britain

[UncleKennybobs]

@bluejeckett No he was not

[Satur1n]

Press 9 for Arthur the weatherman.

[TheJoshSouthy]

How could you even follow that?

[bornreloaded99]

hugh dennis doesnt luk impressed considering in the outnumbered series his mum sed he was queer as a child mmm ironic or what. haha

[browsefly]

@bornreloaded99 You should probably try watching that episode again until you understand it properly, and then promptly delete your comment when you realise how wrong you are.

[TDaViEzZ1994]

Why is it that Hugh Dennis NEVER laughs at anyone else's jokes??

[nickossj]

Frankie Boyle is the joke equivelent of a nuclear weapon.

He is awesome.

[fenderbasskd]

It was that cut from the show that I remember seeing it on tv....

[HolyWhisp]

Hugh Dennis is only ever amused when all attention is on him. I'm sure backstage, off camera, he is a lovely man, but when he knows that millions of people are watching, he becomes incredibly self-centred.

[BlackDollarBills]

hugh dennis never laughs at anyone elses jokes, but his jokes are always shit! the only good bit of him on mock the week is during the contest rounds, like the headline abbreviation and when he does voices/impressions.

[1994liverpoolrule]

I said this in college everyone laughed for along time

[al3699]

Hugh Dennis

''fuck sake. how can i follow that with an impression of jimmy saville?''

[bluejeckett]

@al3699 lmao Dennis was ready to get into character but it was all in vain

[TheQUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD]

Hugh Dennis was not amused.

[DianaGreeven]

@TheItsjack You're probably right.. and that's a shame really because I think he's brilliant!

[drjay58]

He made mock the week

[CssAfc]

Hugh always has to wait for the laughter to stop to get his joke out, by which time nobody cares lol.

[NydusHerMain]

The look on Frankie's face just before he starts the joke. He already knows it's going to be epic!

[welshcelt1]

hugh is just waiting for his turn

[DiabolicBadger]

@Renzokukin Ironic, isn't it, that I misuse the word ironic in comment about the misuse of irony.

[Shadowranger96]

how was this too offensive? tbh any gay guy who finds this "offensive" should just quit with jokes altogether, since pretty much every joke is making fun of some group of people, whether it be gays, gingers, muslims, white people, black people, etc

[ianwilson2007]

Funny, but too hot for tv my arse. Too hot for BBC. Watch E4. They've had worse stuff than this on. Watch Inbetweeners or Misfits. They say absolutely anything.

[DianaGreeven]

THIS was too hot for British TV? Really... OMFG!

[MrCakerape]

I would love to see Frankie in America. I'd give it less than 5 minutes before he gets shot at :P

[Phoenix1664]

@MrCakerape cos americans are wimps who cant fight without guns hehe

[Raventoll]

@Phoenix1664 You're just saying that because you didn't go to public school in the midwest XD

[alexhamster1134]

@MrCakerape says a lot about the yanks

[scanlon69r]

will someone explain this to me i dont get it? whats points of view and whats queen eye???????

[happygang6]

@scanlon69r move to Britain...

[scanlon69r]

@happygang6 what you mean move to britan, i cant find the comment i wrote on this video, what did i say????????//

[swfcsydney]

legend

[1994liverpoolrule]

I said that in college and everyone laughed

[icemanlj2k7]

i love how he momentarily stopped the show coz ed byrne and dara couldnt stop laughing

[DoctorPossum]

@icemanlj2k7 Yet somehow Hugh keeps a straight face for the whole thing.

[yatter1]

THAT is the world´s greatest joke.

[youreflectme]

Love how the guy standing next to him bends over with his ass to him.

Ironic

[Kaynas1988]

@youreflectme That bloke who bends over after hearing Frankie's joke, his name is Ed Byrne

[DiabolicBadger]

@youreflectme It's ironic that that guy, Ed Byrne, does something so ironic, when one of his most famous jokes is about the misuse of the word ironic in the song "Ironic" by Alanis Morisette

[WliiaKing]

@youreflectme That is not ironic. Go back to school.

[360gunnings]

@WliiaKing Um yes it is? It's irony. Oh dear. How stupid do you look now.

[WliiaKing]

@360gunnings Please, explain to me your understanding of irony. Irony, in a nut shell, means the use of words (or actions) to imply the opposite of what they normally mean. An example would be someone saying "Great weather today!" When in actual fact, it's horrible weather. How moronic you look now.

[360gunnings]

@WliiaKing Aww, did you get that of wikipedia? And no, that isn't irony, that's sarcasm that you just stated. You got the wrong end of the meaning. Haha, that's really embarressing.

What I wrote, and what @youreflectme wrote, is irony.

Accept the fact and just stop trying to expand on an arguement you already lost.

[WliiaKing]

@360gunnings Wow, you're making such a fool of yourself. Sarcasm is a form of irony, to convey a harsh meaning or insult someone. No I did not get these definitions off of Wikipedia. I just listened in school and know proper English. Irony and sarcasm are pretty much the same thing. Learn how to spell also, it's EMBARRASSING.

[NurgTheJedi]

@WliiaKing No, he's right you do not understand Irony. Which is ironic in itself because you claim to do so.

[WliiaKing]

@NurgTheJedi Please pay more attention in school, or at least read a dictionary before trying to act smart. Go read the definition of irony and sarcasm. Then come back here.

[MrDougiemo]

@360gunnings Actually, it's not irony, it's coincidence. Please learn the difference before attempting correct people.

[360gunnings]

@MrDougiemo It's irony. This was ages ago. Catch up you fucking moron or don't waste my fucking time. Dumb cunt.

[MrDougiemo]

@360gunnings Your argument taking place a week ago makes no difference to whether you're right or wrong. Haha, you know you've lost the argument when you start to name call.

Irony:

1. The use of words to convey a meaning that is the opposite of its literal meaning.

2. An outcome of events contrary to what was, or might have been, expected.

3. Pretended ignorance in discussion

Coincidence: a chance occurrence of events remarkable either for being simultaneous or for apparently being connected

[MrDougiemo]

@360gunnings Now tell me how you're right and I'm wrong. "Dumb cunt" :)

[360gunnings]

@MrDougiemo How about I butcher your face and then I'll tell you if you're right or wrong?

Also, what arguement have I lost? Exactly, this arguement took place over a week ago, and I won it. Hence why it didn't carry on.

What I was describing back in that arguement, was irony. You're a dumb cunt because you have coincidence wrapped up in your head within the wrong meaning as to what I was actually saying.

Go revise on my post and then start Bullet-Pointing numbers you utter moron.

[MrDougiemo]

@360gunnings hahaha butcher my face? Ok you big hard internet gangster, calm down.

You were arguing that the comment by "youreflectme" was indeed ironic and you didn't win the argument because I just proved you wrong...

What is ironic though is you telling me that I'm a moron haha

[360gunnings]

@MrDougiemo Where do you live? Trust me, I wouldn't retaliate to tear your face apart mate, if I was in reaching distance.

So, you going to prove me wrong on that? Or just cower away behind your monitor? You're just a little bitch. And you know it.

[MrDougiemo]

@360gunnings Hahaha this is hilarious. Do you have mental problems? Why would I give out my address to a stranger over the internet, especially someone who said he would like to butcher my face? That would make me as stupid as you.

Do you threaten everyone who proves you wrong? "Santa's not real darling..." "FUCK YOU BIATCH IMA BUTCHER YO FACE"

hahahaha

[MrDougiemo]

@MrDougiemo Also, I think you meant to use the word 'hesitate', not 'retaliate' :)

[360gunnings]

@MrDougiemo So, you ARE just going to cower away and hide behind that screen of yours. That takes guts doesn't it.

Also, I have Agoraphobia. Feel free to look it up and take in all the information of the symptoms.

And on one other thing. "Why would I give out my address to a stranger over the internet"

- To prove you have guts in person and not just over the Internet.

Doesn't take much to say things over the web, but once it's in person, it's a whole different story.

[360gunnings]

@MrDougiemo I honestly would LOVE to show you what I mean and prove it to you.

[MrDougiemo]

@360gunnings You are actually insane. Giving a psychopathic stranger my address wouldn't take guts it would take stupidity. And how am I "cowering"? I'm doing quite the opposite, I'm laughing at you.

Since it's clear I have managed to show you your stupidity and now all you have is false threats, we're done here. I have better things to do than listen to you act hard/mental over the internet. Bye bye xoxo

[360gunnings]

@MrDougiemo False threats?!

You haven't given me the chance to show you you dumb cunt! Who is the stupid one now! You're the one backing out of this, and you're not laughing, you are COWERING. You're scared, I've put fear through you, right down to the core.

That's why you're too gutless to meet me. Don't deny it. You know it.

Stand in front of me, face to face, and then see if you have what it takes to laugh in front of me. You would utter one word and you would get Annihilated.

[Simps3210]

@360gunnings faggot

[360gunnings]

@Simps3210 Pahahaha! Nice pokemon picture. What a gay cunt!

[Simps3210]

@360gunnings are you going to beat me up? please don't hurt me i'm not an internet warrior like yourself.

[360gunnings]

@Simps3210 You call me an internet warrior, yet if I offered you the chance to meet me, you would turn it down. Like the guy before. You really are one stupid cunt.

[Simps3210]

@360gunnings i'm all for settling this man to man are you ready for a beatdown??

[360gunnings]

@Simps3210 Inbox me your address and me and my lads will be sure to pay you a visit.

[Simps3210]

@360gunnings no need mate ill post it right here im not afraid of plastic gangsters, my address is 449 hartlepool road in coventry bring it mate i'm at home all week caring for my sick 86 year old mum maybe you can do her over as well just to make a point???

[Simps3210]

@Simps3210 remember its the house with the giant santa claus on top of it

[Simps3210]

@Simps3210 and his reindeer, rudolph is three feet taller than the rest of them because he's the most important

[360gunnings]

@Simps3210 Is that your way of getting out of this? Trying to make me feel sympathetic towards you because of your mothers health? I'll be honest, I'm not going to tear you to shreads for your mothers sake. What did she do? Right?

But once your out of the house, remind me before hand and we'll sort this out.

Also, comedy gold? You don't know what you're in for mate.

[Simps3210]

@360gunnings when you coming bro i'm ready for my savage beating its gonna be so awesome my mum can watch out of the window

[Terra1311]

@360gunnings hey... pokemons teh coolz

[Simps3210]

@MrDougiemo Why did you go away? This bloke is comedy gold.

[MrDougiemo]

@Simps3210 Haha, I got bored of him trying to act hard over the internet. It makes no difference to me whether he's a 7 foot tall boxer, a scrawny nerd or a fat psychotic loser with tons of internet friends (most likely); he's still stupid.

[TheSlinkyGuyShow]

@youreflectme How does this retarded comment get 111 thumbs up?

Stupid kid.

[GWiifanboy]

Hugh's face at the end lool!

[MsAbixxx]

Plain and simple I LOVED IT XD

[Rowan07001484]

actually. they fucked me. lol

[TheTomhamilton8]

not funny

[cat1982]

not sure it was cut for being offensive, prob just cut for time, its not very funny. He said way more offensive (and funny) things on his C4 prog.

[WillisTheRuler1]

Hugh's like ok how do I match that....

[flylikeacow]

Dara and Ed's reactions are almost as funny as the joke itself.

[McQDan2013]

@0:20 Frankie's just smirking about his best creation...

[MrPrzyy]

still gets me everytime.

[dan11009]

It was cut from the main show and put on the "to hot for tv show" that was a once a series show that contained all the edgier and more risky jokes

[i1killed2god3]

The camera went straight to Ed's ass when he bent over. Maybe this joke had aftermath?



[Karano1994]

i just feel sorry for poor hugh who has to try and top that!

[jman280292]

@Karano1994 lol you could see it in his face haha

[laughorcrytv]

why was that cut?

[GearsofHaloWarfare]

Honestly it's not that offensive.

[Malowned]

This isn't as funny as some of his other jokes. Still good though.

[t0xic69]

This isn't offensive

[AceXPr3dAtOrZz131]

Hugh Dennis is the only one that didnt laugh

[Tarish0]

@AceXPr3dAtOrZz131 Cuz he was showing how funny the joke was; people kept laughing he simply didn't want to follow that!

[Mornys]

@AceXPr3dAtOrZz131 Probably because he had had the same experience and his ass was still hurting.

[Killerzac]

This wasn't cut though?

[invisiblind]

@Killerzac It's called smash cut comedy. The comedian talks about something average and then smashes in the punchline.

[Killerzac]

@invisiblind no i mean the title says Frankie Boyle's Legendary Cut Joke as in it was cut from the original show which it wasn't 

[Hadraedan96]

Ed Byrne was dying there!

[rachelmdw]

That' s not the best joke of the series.

[xN4THxTH3xDEM0Nx]

this joke wasn't cut! : / and haha to the rated comment... nice to see a comment that's actually an original remark rather than a direct quote from the video i've just watched

[pompeytrue657]

this wasnt cut

[UKSundaeGirl72]

Meh, it's a throw away (tossed off?) joke. If you read into it, it makes about as much sense as other jokes (but WHY were the Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman in the same pub?) It's funny because it's offensive. Sixty years ago it wouldn't have been. Sixty years from now it probably won't even be funny the same as Love Thy Neighbour isn't. I found it funny in this time and this place. And I don't think Frankie Boyle is homophobic, and more than I am.

[aminatep]

@DinnerConversation

I highly doubt it is representative. Are there, like, millions of separated identical twins?

You still seem to miss that part where genome is not bloody magic. There are genes that make it more likely for some people to become alcoholic, but that does not mean that becoming alcoholic is not in any way dependent on the human being itself.

> Hmm...how can I get beat up and discriminated more?

Don't feed me this bullshit. Gays actively seek ways of annoying people more.

[Aar0nvids]

I saw this on TV, So this wasn't cut,

[iHaveAGiraffeSoNerr]

@TheCriticMaker Hugh never seems to laugh at anyones jokes. Unless they are really hillariously funny.

[DANTHEMAN999100]

can someone explain the joke

[metalfreakenwierdo]

that wasn't cut wht the hell

[twaserk1]

NOTR?

[cornzee]

@MissLauraCJLSChad that is a very uneducated view. For a start if there was only one gender how would any of the hundreds of species which have been studied and showed homosexual mating behaviour reproduce and not die out. Needing to reproduce as a race clearly does not mean homosexuality is unnatural either. And being friends with someone gay, does not excuse you for having such naive views that you then wish to tell share without anyone disagreeing with you. What a ridiculous comment you made.

[Historian66669]

@MissLauraCJLSChad I'm against all religion but I don't go all over youtube spreading the word of what I believe. I understand what kind of point you are making with the gender issue but people don't choose to be gay; it is part of their DNA so to speak and saying that you are against gay people altogether is like saying you are against being straight.

[aminatep]

@Historian66669

> people don't choose to be gay

Collins, the lead of Human Genome project, explicitly says there isn't any magic gene that automatically forces everyone affected to become homosexual without any choice involved.

[jpbg91]

@aminatep did collins actually say that being gay is a choice? probably not, he just reckons it isn't to do with genes, and whether its to do with genes or not, its certainly not a choice. If being gay was a choice there would be fewer people on the planet who class themselves as gay, not because its wrong to be gay, but because society on the whole doe not accept it. Also you shouldn't generalise. saying that all gay people actively seek ways of annoying people more, is bullshit.

[jpbg91]

@aminatep it would be like me saying that all straight people are ignorant homophobic twats because because i'm basing all straight people on you!

[devilgirl1213]

It's described as legendary, when really it is not as funny as a lot of his other stuff, it's not bad, just nothing special. ...Everyone's reactions however...

[666M4L666]

Iseriously don't see how this is funny

[TomDaMooseUK]

Love how only Hugh Dennis manages to keep a straight face!

[zotrablue]

i dont think thats offensive , its pretty funny!

[06tonnel]

someone explain this to me? :L

[squaferno]

When told to be politically correct, claim your right to free speech.

[sethzard]

It wasn't cut though.

[2010msjd]

was this cut? i thought i remember seeing that on tv. Probably because I was watching it on BBC Scotland...

[A7XShadowzx]

Political Correctness is the biggest load of bullshit. Thanks to these frizzy haired human rights campaigners we'll be stripped of our views and opinions. Fuck it, I'm moving to the Moon.

[nulapuctab]

ed byrnes reaction was better than the joke...

[287adavis]

That gave me a good lol.

[coffil]

dry britsh humor, brought like A BOSS

[SweatyGB]

@coffil * BAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWSSSSSSSS­SSSSS

[alriooreo]

I think this was probably cut just because it's not very funny.

[Hexagram195]

@alriooreo Yeah, cause the whole crowd and the other comedians pissing themselves laughing isn't funny.

Jackass.

[alriooreo]

@Hexagram195 What's funny about a moronic crowd and some awful comedians laughing at a depressingly retarded joke?

Oh actually, now I get it.

[SoIErdUlykFreePins]

Best bit was just how he stood there casually for a few seconds.

[Kjeldsen4]

I dont understand his accents :/ some1 please tell me the joke!

[dexdex1560]

@Kjeldsen4 Dear Points of view, watching queer eye for the straight guy made me think if I made gay friends they would give me fashion tips. actually they fucked me.

his accent is not really thick.

[Derfonic]

People these days are way too easily offended...it's sad but true.

[elishamahoneyx]

i dont think its funny.. but thats probably cos ive lost respect for him

[philyahh]

absolute genius. mock the week just isn't the same without him.

[uberglocken]

@philyahh You know pal. Mock the week mocked its self when they let frankie leave. Frankie boyle is utter class.

[b11k22]

i dont get this joke can someone explain?

[josh17beaton]

@b11k22 literally nothing to get, its just funny the way he says it. "If i made gay friends they'd give me fashion tips...actually they fucked me" So random, but not random enough to not be funny.

[him050]

I'm gay, and I laughed...

[StatikSubs]

@him050 You sicken me

[him050]

@StatikSubs Your insult means nothing to me.

[TheVekNilashGoblin]

@him050 ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww­wwwwwww

[MrShaunwheatley]

@him050 fucking faggot

[fistfullof1ps]

@MrShaunwheatley Fucking nobhead...

[grahamborghini]

I love how Hugh is just standing there.

[lloovvee111223344]

I'm gay and think that was sooo funny lol

[SnakeJake23]

this wasnt cut.... its been on many times lol

[BloodGod66]

dont remember this ever being cut

[1994liverpoolrule]

I can not stop lol. Nice one

[GainingBananas]

If I was Hugh... I would just walk away.

[HoustonLoveMetallica]

@daveeol Oh and really original when you can't make up your own come backs what are you eight?

[daveeol]

@HoustonLoveMetallica i was talking to my gay rugby mate their and you had to but in wit your imature childish comebacks.i would say what are you 8.but if you love metallica you must be forty by now.the 80s are over fag!