Russell Peters - You kill me? I kill me

[orifreaktouch6001]

MIDDLE EASTERN PEOPLE ARE LIKE THE NICEST PEOPLE I'VE EVER MET!!!!!!

[nellie2581]

He always tells it like it is that's why I love his jokes

[amirbagheri100]

He said it was Kitchener but at the end he said goodby London

[aslyn01]

@amirbagheri100 Yes, he said he was in Kitchener, Ontario, but the Secret Policeman's Ball (for which this clip was filmed) was being held in London...

[hinginana]

why does everything ends discussing politics and religion on youtube?

[IWasOnceTheOne]

Lol im from litchener

[visitnajr]

IM FUNNY AND I FIND THIS VERY ARAB.

[GringoleboZebulon]

killuminati

[animelover101010100]

we dont get intimdated cuz we beilive god will protect us ^^

[itssuaves]

AWWW YEAHHH!!!!! KITCHENER ONTARIO!!!!!! IM FROM THERE BITCHES!!!!! WOOO!!!!!! lol sorry, i got excited......

[shamwoww]

@itssuaves kitchener is a happenin place, I dont blame you

[itssuaves]

@shamwoww haha so you've been? and it is pretty happenin, unless you live in the burbs... which is where i am.. its shit :P

[zippost786]

Im Arab and I love this 

[shanay105]

this was in red white and brown...search it up: russel peters red white and brown and look for the one with the weird language and saying part 2

[xxbluejay21]

I KILL ME HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAH

[MrXl88]

this is the best I kill me.

[SuperLamboSV]

@Angsc09 OMG THAT IS SO TRUE MAN :) WELL SAID!! :) I ACTUALLY LIVE IN THE UK BUT I AM LEBANESE :) I'VE WATCHED ALL THE VIDEO'S OF 9/11 AND HOW IT'S ALL FAKE BY EXPLAINING THAT A AVERAGE PLANE COULDN'T DO ALL THAT DAMAGE BY IT SELF AND COMING UP WITH A FAKE STORY WHICH WILL SEEM CORRECT WHEN THEY COMMUNICATE WITH THE WORLD :) LIKE HOW AMERICA TRIES AND TAKE THE WHOLE WORLD BY ''THE WORLD ORDER'' :)

[MrCataracts]

and ugli

[k3lvin2crzy]

@MrCataracts stop describin yourself

[Davetacular45]

@MrCataracts The job is to make people laugh, not get you all lubed up down there

[MrCataracts]

ew hes fat

[joonyo0]

he looks like jason segel from how i met your mother :))

[Epicocitygaming]

I'm offensive and I don't find this Arab

[Alexjr1543]

@Epicocitygaming I'm rather glad to know I'm not the only offensive person here.

[iraqiblaze]

I don't feel offended, I think this is hilarious!

[MrBigboudy]

thats what she said

[LocoAurinegro]

Americans ignorance is constanty being fed by the media and whats really cracks me up is that most of you guys believe everything you see. I want to encourage all you guys to travel around the globe to give educated opinions on what happens in certain countries. I have Palestinian blood even tho im mostly Hispanic

[Lionheart1188]

@LocoAurinegro People = Sheeple

Unfortunate --_--

[purplefreak2567]

And you!

[r0rozx]

I'm an Arab and I find this hilarious and not offending :D

I just hope that people will know that what they see in FOX news is not the reality about us . We are very kind people .

[charles4747]

@r0rozx Um, CNN and MSNBC are also portraying Arabs in a negative light as well. All you have proven is that you are a liberal Democrat. Congratulations.

[427skies]

@charles4747 They portraying everyone who isn't White in a negative light. :/

[ComanderSazabi2000]

@r0rozx For short: Arab people are humans too.

[moytesem]

Bush: Were gonna come and "attack" you.

Arab: ok, no problem.

Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh lmao

[bobwasnothere101]

u kill me fuck u i kill me

[marcopolo359]

273 people miss Osama

[SashaTheOnly]

i love this guy. :')

[spiltjuice]

hey hes were i live

[ThePAOPAO33]

IF RUSSELL PETER became a President, RACISM will never exist lol.. we're just gonna laugh about it! hahaha

[DavosMoon]

@ThePAOPAO33 except he's Canadian. So even you're hypothetical "if" is wrong.

[itsmeTIBOR]

@ThePAOPAO33 hes canadian, he couldnt become president of USA :(

[trdfhfgf]

@itsmeTIBOR who's talkin about U.S.A.?? what if he meant prime minister?

[ayyb13]

@ThePAOPAO33

THUMPS UP for this guy means a vote to Russell Peters to be president

[Friendly911]

"yalla" means "c'mon", ffs not hurry up nor lets go.

[thearabplayer]

I luv bein Arab this is hilarioussss btw YALLAH means hurry up

[yoyaya007]

@thearabplayer yallah means let s go (i am Arab my self)

[pyroblazer0717]

"You kill me? Fuck you! I kill me. And you" Ohhh snap

[ChristopherDone]

Once Russell Peters has finished talking about all the nationalities and ethnicities in the world, will he quit comedy?

[ABO1412AZAB2006]

@ChristopherDone i don't think so

he is freaking creative

[nrivilli]

Fantastic!!!what a laugh!

[stanlimbu]

he is funny as hell....and yah leave the middle east alone .....

[KondoPondo]

Alf's catch phrase



[schoolsucks7891]

ye im arab if u bitches try 2 fuck around we will beat the shit out of u dicks. btw he's rite STOP FIGHTING WITH THE FUCKING ARABS

[KeySour]

@schoolsucks7891 lmao

[omidfattah]

Am Iraqi but its nice when he saying I kill me and kill u fuck you hahahaha

[Ransiq]

Fight stereotypes bro. Keep it up.

[TheCanucks67]

Russell makes fun of every religion, I don't know why people get upset over this stuff. If you don't like it, why watch the video in the first place.

[MrXavlai]

suck dick man

[ShupXcrazy]

You kill me? FUCK YOU ! I kill me .... and you xD ! Genius :D

I'm an arab and I think this is hilarius.

[theunnamed02]

hw de heck he can remain a serius face after a joke.....OMG...

[fevgaleoscy]

ela is greek not arab :D

[Darkorbit21]

You Kill me well FUCK U! i kill me

[stylezNout]

isn't iraq considered persian

[CGJUGO80]

@stylezNout i don't think so..iran yeah but not sure about iraq

[lucasm191]

@stylezNout No, Iran is Persia, Iraq is Mesopotamia, i believe.

[stylezNout]

@lucasm191 im talking about the people's ethnic background

[iLoveSkateboardingz]

haha u kill me i kill me i

[SuperLamboSV]

What Russell has just spoken is a true fact!

Everycountry that fucks with an Arab country will pay the price :) I'm an Arab and I'm not trying to say that I hate Other Religions, Culture or Countries but infact I love every EXISTING Human in this World and all of my friend are from over the Globe! :))

PIECE :))

[Ononetwothreego]

@SuperLamboSV you mean" peace"

[SuperLamboSV]

@Ononetwothreego thats what I meant bro :))

[MrJohnMark21]

@SuperLamboSV lol.... PIECE??? i know u wanna try to say Peace... but PIECE?? i found that funny dude.... nice one

[SuperLamboSV]

@MrJohnMark21 lol cheers for the thumbs up :) PIECE LOL

[Jontish316]

@SuperLamboSV Being arab doesn't have anything to do with religon.

[SuperLamboSV]

@Jontish316 Im not sayin it is! :))

[Jontish316]

@SuperLamboSV Why then would you so closely relate the two by saying you're an arab and that you don't hate 'other' religions? One cannot ascribe one a religion based on where someone is borne.

[SuperLamboSV]

@Jontish316 because I dont!! yes, i am Lebanese and i was born in africa in ivory cost. the reason why im sayin that is because other religion dont think the same way as we do. they think all arabs hate other religion and wanted to be the dominated one in this world. thats why where ever u are in the world and ur watching the news, arabs will always be on TV as BREAKING NEWS and be talking about BOMBS, AL QAEDA and other shits like that!!! :) they want to send a bad example to the world :))

[KidBengi]

@SuperLamboSV PIECE!!! LOL

[SuperLamboSV]

@KidBengi lol I know right!!!! My Bad LMAO!!!

[KidBengi]

@SuperLamboSV got you many thumbs up. even from me i dont go away giving thumbs up like nothing lol

[SuperLamboSV]

@KidBengi lol thats nice of u bro!! :~)

[Barbaroossa]

@SuperLamboSV PIECE!!!! OF PIE!!!!!

[CoolCunt666]

@SuperLamboSV LOL you spelled peace wrong.

[SuperLamboSV]

@CoolCunt666 I know lol :(

[SuperLamboSV]

@CoolCunt666 haha I know that :)

[CoolCunt666]

@SuperLamboSV Sure you did xD

[SuperLamboSV]

@CoolCunt666 shhhh :)

[CoolCunt666]

@SuperLamboSV LOL xD

[Yoshiii343]

@SuperLamboSV The world needs more people like you.

[SuperLamboSV]

@Yoshiii343 Thank you :)

[telbadawy222]

@SuperLamboSV that's nice, i wish it was PEACE tho

[SuperLamboSV]

@telbadawy222 YH :)

[Angsc09]

@SuperLamboSV

Because American have be controlled by Zionist of blame your Home-world ever since the start of 9/11 Inside Job, as they try to steal the resource for their own ultimate desire of destroying the entire Mankind. Which is why now, they force themselves to let their Economic going down again, and make any excuses for the evil that causing the entire planet to suffer such as Iran Creating Nuke, Syria is violence human right killing their own civilian and Pakistan aid the terrorist.

[callmea66y]

you kill me?...eh FUCK YOU...i kill me...........and you.

LMFFFAAAOOOOOOO XD

[HooliganLeppi]

my favourite comedian

[TheDopedup]

dont be dis-turban me

[Bokumaru]

Was it a joke tha the called Kitchener, London, or did he fk up? lolol.

[RomaZeal]

@Bokumaru yea i noticed that too. I'm from waterloo btw

[saberthe991]

If you like this give it a thumps up everybody

[nash0jc]

People These days are making a problem out of anything and everything !! so what? he's making jokes about arabs ! he made jokes about chinese and indians also and everybody else....for me to say...i am an ARAB and i find this absolutely HILARIOUS =)

[bigmwhite]

i didn't find it funny, not because of arabs or racism or terrorism, just because it's not funny

[94nonogirl]

laughing at yourself is better than people laughing at you !!!!!

[behruz1988]

There is not a bad nation There is bad people.So yeah You kill me No I kill me Hahahaha Guys just enjoy the joke, He is good joker Hahahahaah

[Storm0Wolf]

It's funny, me and my friend (she's arab and I'm black) were watching his African names one and started wondering why his did every race except for arabs. Then we clicked on this video. Yeah, good times, good times.

[bigmwhite]

@Storm0Wolf Learn English, school boy

[Storm0Wolf]

@bigmwhite One I'm a girl. Two, if you can't come up with a decent insult keep your thoughts to yourself, because it's pretty dang obvious English is the language I'm speaking.

[bigmwhite]

@Storm0Wolf then learn English, school girl

[1976THX]

One of the funniest clips EVER !!



[chalky609]

who cares he's funny. Make a joke about an aussie and well laugh our asses off as long as its funny :)

[attentionspanmedia]

This episode of A Day in the Life follows Russell Peters for a day: asm. ly/RPeters 

[cilvice]

hahaha so funnyyy

[westcoastgurly]

i think i saw this one already russel....

[eehab1234]

He does the same act all the time it's annoying -.- I wanna find something new.

[xxCrazyzacKxx]

i love russel but PLZ dont do any arab jokes no more they suck!!! u dont have the accent right and every fucking comedian these days does them so plz stop!!

[RaptorsHood]

@xxCrazyzacKxx stop whining like a little bitch, and yes you guys do sound like that. He makes fun of every race yours isn't any different.

[xxCrazyzacKxx]

@RaptorsHood

I love and can take a GOOD joke but NO he does NOT sound nothing like an arab person! if u wanna here some funny arab jokes by REAL arabs check out THE AXIS OF EVIL They r funny as hell! BTW im not whining i just cant handle when people do something theyre no good at! Comedy is the only thing that can bring the whole world 2 getter! Sorry 4 my english im born and raised in sweden.... ;)

[m0rphzone]

lol russel peters failed that one

[awesomeTai]

I like people. In General. So..yeah.

[ItsAlexDuh]

didnt he use this joke before?

[shankar0ragi]

you know, i don't wanna die!

[GAMEJUNKYY97]

thats is the MOST PERFECT impersonation of bush ive EVER fucking heard!!!!!!!!!! this dude is the SHIT!!!!!!!!

[rozanfernandez]

i love this guy



[JasonAndShit]

Very good.

[112593dj]

omg is it me, or does he have a perfect George W. Bush accent?

[um22w22]

I always wondered when he says something in chinese if it was made up or hilariously deformed. But, when he said "yallah" i knew how smart this dude is. He pronounced it accurately. I know how hard it is to notice the word is pronounced with a heavy L.

[Goku]

@ninabvideomaker hah!

[ariadarabi]

Lol he's right in a lot o ways =P

[justsomebeast]

funny guy. jerk haircut.

[AbsolutMassager]

I KILL ME.....AND YOU!

[shelatelsomalie2]

i dont care wt yall sayin,.. i'm an arab and i find this funny ^ ^

[arabianice14]

@shelatelsomalie2...so! cause you're an Arab does that some how give you more credibility and determining what Arabs, or other Arabs find funny? Something is offensive, once someone takes offence

[shelatelsomalie2]

@arabianice14 i didnt determine i just said that i find this funny nthn else smart a***,.. but if u want me to tell u wt arabs think i'm ready,.. peace

[m0rphzone]

@arabianice14 sucks for that insulted guy.... he would need to grow some balls and grow up.

[SuperLamboSV]

@shelatelsomalie2 im an arab too bro :) and this is funny as hell :)))

[Raxxer1993]

Thing about arabs that they aren't afraid of death, is because if they fought for something righteous and died doing it, you're going to Heaven. BUT if you suicided(in any case) you're going to hell, otherwise. So these suicide bombers AREN'T true muslims, they are fake. Thanks for reading! <3 you russell peters!

[danhantheman]

I KILL ME......and u

[noagoossens]

hahah i kill me... AND U 

[arabsforever]

people stop commenting stupid sh*t on here. its a comedian that's all. stop talking about racism coz we all have our (no way to change) facts.

u wanna argue inbox each other

if u count how many terrorists were Arabs they would only represent 0.02% of All of us. second how do u call some1 defending his own country a terrorist? oh i know u want the petrol, gold, diamond, uranium,..etc. peace be upon you!

[HardRocktony98]

2:40, made my f***in day !!!!!

[SuperPittsburgh87]

@tcot80 who are you to be calling Canada a pussy ?

[SuperPittsburgh87]

@tcot80 who are you calling Canada a pussy ?

[h3ll0gudbye]

hahahahaha, he's so good at doing accents!

[AirwaysProductionsTV]

keep pressing 6 and 7 over again :P LMFAO

[dualstacks1]

stop fighting with the fuckin arabs

[TaraLynn1616]

@tcot80 excuse me? Canada is an amazing country russell peters came from bramton and loves it we protect we do not kill and killing Muslims? Now that's just rude what's the matter with you?!?!

[tcot80]

lmao he makes america sound like a bunch of rednecks when canadas pussy ass does nothing to fight the taliban the u.s.a should just take over gay ass canada and the middle east and solve all the problems get rid of muslims and fags in one try sounds good to mee

[contempgirl]

@tcot80 I thought he was doing a remarkable impression of Former President Bush.

[Vishal138]

the last joke was the best

[omgiseeu123]

@999Thip u should actually looking up the fcking FACTS before saying anything. Stupid son of a bitch

[omgiseeu123]

@999Thip your the reason that other people think america is shitty. Muslims been attacked by many countries and they defended themselves. Wat if we got invaded, we would defend ourself and attack the enemy. Exactly wat muslims are doing. Such irony that u say god bless america and ur the 1 of the many people that messed up this land. If u hate a race, its ok i wouldn't mind but fcking exterminating them is fcking genocide. So basicly u are trying to create the secound holocaust.

[omarmontes90]

One of his worst jokes ever. He's usually funny this was just boring..lol

[iamtrash123]

@omarmontes90 he did it better the first time

[destinyspiva]

haha this guy has talent for comedyy

[ilyjacobblack24]

@destinyspiva He's not arab he's a Canadian Indian.

[Redeemedsinner17]

His Arab accent has a hint of African ^^

[Luccasio1]

@Redeemedsinner17 Yeah if you watch on the interview " Russell Peters - Stroumboulopoulos " and he was talking about this show and that he done African/Nigerian accent instead Arabic xD

[hermanessences]

Of course the comment section has to get filled up with debates about arabs and racism here... Can't everyone just accept how simple it is? Some arabs are nice people, others are dicks. Just as with all other ethnicities.

[SupaL33tKillar]

@hermanessences

in short guys, don't stereotype other races. Each race has its fair share of jackasses

[BrightStar1987]

@SupaL33tKillar True that.

[Omobolanle2nv]

if u said you used to be a muslim for a month then just know you were never a muslim

[HeavenlyValo]

Both top comments are fucking replies! Now I have to figure out what IBeatUpThugs and Joker16707!

[thuglifehommie1]

alameral1991....u cant take a joke can u ,u filthy son of a bych

[mikeLs510]

@saberoith you have my full repect!!

[mikeLs510]

@ibeatupthugs....it's sad to see how much hate you have in your for us Muslims....honestly after all the palestinian children, woman and innocent people that were killed I still have no hate against people if Jewish religion because it is a SIN...islam promotes peace!! All yu knw is what yu see just like russel peters said.....and what your saying and arguing right just makes you look like a ignorant bastard because if you were true by your religion you wouldn't b arguing or criticizing other r

[SuperPittsburgh87]

@alameral1991 calm your Hormones you spazz and when you wright Arabic, 90% of the people that look at your comment probably won't understand it you sped

[koko1914]

in the begining he says he is in kitchener, at the end he says london

[zahranovic90]

that was hilarious!

[alameral1991]

FUCK OFF MOTHER FUCKER

arab is Crown of your head

stfo

Stupid indian go to eat Spicy krai

dam ass

[sujoyabc123]

@alameral1991 this is why 2/3 of the world makes fun of you guys........

[Subaru537]

@alameral1991 you can't take a joke? He makes fun of indians too. 

[BG139D]

@alameral1991 im not indian but thats a fkd up thing to say...go bomb urself

[alameral1991]

يا غبي انت لو تطيح في يدي انيك وانيك امريكا حقكم يالكلب

[TheViva11]

lol FUCK YOU...I kill me..........and you. lol Love that line. lol