Dragon Age: Origins - Princess Stabbity

[itamiozanare]

God I love Alistair, he has all the best comedy lines. And the idle convos between him and Morrigan are the best.

[Cheburashka207]

For people who played her DLC LLOOOLLLOOO!!!

Princess Stabbity!!!

Hey,Warden u have no idea who she really is!!!!

[Cheburashka207]

Princess Stabbity!!! LOL

[addicted2mako]

@jaketri3

You can only see her if you go into the tavern at Lothering. I didn't do so during my first playthrough.

[marcymariehunter]

lol got to love Alistair

[Paxiaynox]

oh pretty colors !

[jaketri3]

It is really weird how I was never offered by her or even saw her in the game.

[taitai907]

OMG, I just laughed like Alistair after watching this...and it wasn't because I was trying to imitate him.

[MrUnsteddy]

Alistair: Yes but she seems more "ooh! pretty colours" than "mwaahaha! I'm princess Stabbity! Stab, kill, kill!

Warden:..Well Alistair, I can honestly say I have no counter-argument against that logic. Welcome aboard Leiliana!

[Hazasaurus98]

Does this scene happen if you decline her offer of help after the tavern brawl?

[cacharadoninwurm]

@Hazasaurus98 only way to trigger the scene is by decline her after the bar fight

[METALMANIAC995]

when I met Leliana she was in a tavern how did you meet her outside??

[Alanith]

@METALMANIAC995

If you refuse to let her join at the tavern, she waits at the onramp for the Imperial Highway, where she begs you to let her join up.

[manettovks]

More crazy? I thought we were all full up.

[035472229]

Alistair should work as a jokes writer...

[CCbundy]

stab stab stab kill! kill! stab stab. . .

[ltjerryl]

"OHH,pretty flowers" lol

[lanceknightmare]

I was just playing a game of Dragon Age Origins with Leliana in my party today. Two Tier 6 dual slotted daggers slotted with 3 Grandmaster, 1 Master ruin. That will ruin the Darkspawns day. :D

[DarthRaye]

.....Leliana is not amused.

Approval -10

[disneyprincessfreak7]

Has anyone noticed he kinda does the pelvic thrust at "muahaha" so funny. "Im princess stabbity! Stab kill, kill"

[demongal107]

Oh Pretty colors XD 

[redsun2001]

hah... let me come... giggity.

[SilverFoxRavenor]

Your warden is ugly as hell O.o

[PvMWez]

Dragon Age was & still is the best game I've ever played since KoToR, I literally lost my self in the game, The characters felt so real it was if you were actually there.

[fize4ever]

Lol, your MC's eyes...

[FemShepard]

This is one of the best lines in the game!

[littlecrazyneko411]

How do you get this conversation?

[TheJoelGaming]

@littlecrazyneko411 I think you'll get this if you reject Leliana for your party ;)

[LunaWolf64]

How do you get to this scene? Say no the first time you meet her?

[Promenius]

@LunaWolf64

Yep!

[talkto1]

@LunaWolf64 Yep.

[survivor686]

Allistar for Mass Effect 3?

[barraki92reborn]

@survivor686

I'd like to have him along, but I don't think going from fighting the Darkspawn to fighting the Reapers is much of an improvement!

Alistair would probably look up at the Reapers, turn to me, and say "Soooo....I'm guessing we can't talk them out of genocide either?"

[zorrgon56]

@barraki92reborn Im betting if Alistair said that, Shepard would probably say "Already tried, doesnt work, they seem to be more "KILL ALL LIFE IN GALAXY!" than "Lets make peace!".".

[SchwarzerVirus]

Leliana: "Will you let me come?"

Warden: "Oh yes, in many ways..." *big grin*

[LunaWolf64]

@SchwarzerVirus That's just wrong :<

[eminem1993]

Alistair was the best Guy on Dragon age LOL i Picked that guy for every mission even to the fact that he didnt fit my Style of gameplay very well LOL but can have a funny play Trough Withou Him! Hail King Alistair!

[Give1Take2]

lol love Alistair. I always accepted Leliana right away because I'm "good" and couldn't take Morrigan's constant disapproval, but this is hilarious as well! ^^

[035472229]

Alistair: "Muhahaha!" lol

[darkmastery666]

ohh...I'll let you cum alright...;)

[darkmastery666]

@nwish425 and you have no sense of humor!!! :D

[zelda0521]

@darkmastery666 you took the words out of my mouth

[nagatofan123]

The one i missed the most are leliania, morrigan and andora in da2.

[Anathielar]

@nagatofan123 whos andora?

[nagatofan123]

@Anathielar sorry i mean merrills

[Rykanable]

The one thing (or person, more like it) I missed in DA2 was Alistair...and no, the 5 minutes cameo he gets is not enough :/

[DiscordantRhapsody]

O u! 

[LunaWolf64]

of coure shes not princes stabbity! IM PRINCESS STABBITY!! MUHAHAHAHA! *STAB STAB* *KILL-KILL*

[ElectromagNick]

I let her come the first time because of two reasons; this awesome dialogue from Alistair, and she looked like she could annoy Morrigan. I brought her the next seven, eight playthroughs because I realized how awesome she was. She's more "Princess Combat" and "Sister Archity" than I originally thought. Archity being she was meant to be an archer.

[DangerasTM]

i loled pretty legitimately when he finished by saying stab kill kill...this guys voice acter has excellent timeing alistairs got a great writer

[LihAniaih]

How is it that they can get the colors and textures to look so pretty, but forget to make it to where the idling characters blink every now and then? So much of that "realism" they are going after is lost because their character models stare unblinkingly into space like robotic zombies.

[tarja82]

Muahahaha!!I'm princess Stabbity!Stab,Kill,Kill!..what a glorious moment xDDDD

[Baboette]

When I first saw this, I always imagined him saying it in a a light, girly voice, not deep and manly. ;)

[RatedRChris13]

Press 8 for the best part of this video.

[Kikadaaf]

ur character looks like leliana.. after a mandatory stay in an asylum.. gone AWOL.

[mswaern]

i've been playing DA2 for a while and seeing this makes me remember how much i LOVE alistair! he's so adorable! :))<3

[rimyx33]

ohhhh Alistair!

[Ryuurik]

"Will you let me come?"

"Sure, Alistair will love it."

*hint hint*

[kikiox4]

I love how Leliana just crosses her arms and looks at him like 'Srsly?"

[VampirateYuki]

Wheatly from Portal 2 reminds me so much of Alister.

[bylertoe1]

lol



[WerewolfWarrior11]

Y not stab kill kill is a way to go

[IOver9000I]

Leliana is so cute she is a prefect girl :D

[VICTORZITOSS]

I remember that my sister and i was like WTF!!! because we had refused her help because my sister though that she was crazy and would lead us to our end. I exactly said: " Yes, sis, but she's like pony, land of colours, than muajuajua, super-emo, land of knives"

[RatedRChris13]

HAHAHA OMG IT'S PRINCESS STABBITY XD!!

[thinkpink113]

Alistair is completely adorkable! ^^

[milansikidjo]

I'll let you come :) princess :)))

[ryanthemadman1]

muahaha im princess stabbity stab kill kill is now my ringtone

[Kuoted]

0:37 classic

[OMGames13]

@RosemarieGothic The game is on macs btw. Direct2Drive has it, along with other sites. It's still around 30 bucks tho.

[Snowman20]

Alistair, Best. Game. Character. EVER!!

[kevynspeed]

@Snowman20 he needs more screen time in DA2

seeing him for a moment wasnt enough D:

i miss him

[MessagerOfHell]

Warden : "Alistair, she's one Archdemon short of a blight." Alistair: "Yes, but she seems more... "Ooh, pretty colors!" than "Muahaha! I am Princess Stabbity! Stab, kill, kill!"

God I can never get enough of this moment

P.S. To trigger this you need to refuse Leliana joining you in the tavern and you will meet her when leaveing lothering

[GSSAGE7]

@MessagerOfHell And then you get the line "I'm going to stabbity stabbity kill YOU. She's not coming."

[GemoDawn]

Princess Stabbity! xDD

Oh, Alistair, why can't all men be like you?? :D

[IOver9000I]

@GemoDawn why all women cant be like morrigan :P

[kappaman431]

@IOver9000I Because when you want secks you have to have a long convo before said activity.

[IOver9000I]

@kappaman431 actually i prefer Leliana now she;s so adorable like Alistair said :D

[kappaman431]

@IOver9000I Ha, I remember one time in redcliffe she was hitting on morrigan. I wanted to get in on it.

[IOver9000I]

@kappaman431 awesome :D



[RosemarieGothic]

Mods or not! This game is epic and should be bought. I have a PS3 because this game came does not come for macs. And I play it endlessly! I LOVE IT!

How dare someone dislike this video? Do they not know a good game when they see one? Give me a thumbs up if you LOVE DRAGON AGE and cannot wait for the next one!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[frankensersh]

After playing so much ME2 lately, its now odd to not hear the PC vocalising their responses!

[MatiasBeast]

yout character is Leliana's evil twin

[Voidevil]

The one person that disliked this video will be stab-kill-killed by the pretty colours

[DarkTenka]

"Im Princess Stabbity! Stab! Kill! Kill!" - XD

[lazlowe1984]

LMAO Alistair to the rescue

[necrophyliacpwny]

should I buy this game? im not sure if I should, the modding community for dragon age is not as big as fallout or elder scrolls...

[evilAQ35]

@necrophyliacpwny you should definitely get it, its one of the greatest games i've ever played (...for whatever that matters lol) and its modding community isnt as big because elder scrolls has been around for quite a while, while dragon age is just over a year old

[tribbleofdoom]

WHY ISN'T ALISTAIR REAAAL!? /ragesquietly

[Mandysummers3]

I was curious... if you deny her request to allow her into the party... when does she approach you afterwards? To get this scene?

[batfighter8]

penis knife

[pridehernandez]

Alistair is fucken hilarious!

He can never take a situation seriously

and if its a serious situation

he stumbles on his words.

I love how he is always messing with Morrigan and giving her a hard time.

[damaninthayhouse]

@pridehernandez other way around, morrigan always gives alistair a hard time

[Dinodadon]

AlistaIr is the best!! You can't help but take him along for everything...just to see what he is going to say...lol.

[nzeldan]

Wahaha! This was hilarious! You just have to adore Alistair for his humor! XD

[troll637]

"Muahaha I am princess stabity. Stab kill kill!" best line ever

[troll637]

@landesal lol

[ImaXXeatXXyeh]

:O so alike.....

[BrandonDerive1985]

Question: I got PC edition of Dragon Age, Will I be able import to my choices from my PC edition of DAO to my xbox 360 edition of Dragon Age 2?

[DaniDeFig]

@BrandonDerive1985

By buying Dragon Age 2, as PC version yes. otherwise no.

[Kokomokox]

My favorite alistair line is when he sais "You do-ooh?" *odd face* when you first meet him and "look forward to traveling with him"

[Shanook28]

0:45 Leliana: Erm, is that guy with you? Yeah, I think I'll just stay here after all...

Alistair is freakin' awesome.

[Cotaqownsu]

Hey, how does this happen? I wanna do this with one of my characters.

[Fititakitonti]

With my current character I refused her for good. My elf has this anti-human racism.

[Don113]

Hey look! It's Kelly from Mass Effect 2! How did she get here? Oh BioWare, you clever bunch.

[RyanEdge]

0:40 Alistair air thrust

[knowbuddynose]

He sounds a bit like Eddie Izzard there.

[Thegoodtwo]

I laughed my ass off when I did this in the game xD

[killawind1287]

the protagonist looks like a store mannequin.

[dekaron12]

stab stab stab ! :D

[jbfarley]

i couldn't stop laughing when i first heard this line

[Snowman20]

Alistair is such a DORK!! But he's impossible not to love, his humor is amazing even in the darkest of times!!

[rockworm503]

haha my 3rd playthrough my character is a total dick to the chantry and hates the maker so it works to get this scene.

[Marilyndeee]

You forgot one, it's Alistair: Warrior, Templar, Comedian, Best-dude-in-the-game =)

[Chalanthea]

i just love this man :DD

[wristlock2000]

She is a STALKER!

[KIWIMAN47]

@wristlock2000 When I read this I read it in Morrigan's voice for some reason >_<

[DonnyBunny]

Allistar is probably the funniest game character in a rather serious game

[DeatgMagnet]

@DonnyBunny What about Oghren.

[DonnyBunny]

@DeatgMagnet Ohgren has his moments but Allistars sarcasm is better

[CamilleA05]

God,Alistair is hot.

[ocanator]

Alistair, shes one archdemon short of a Blight ROFL

[Loralei105]

When i talk about people i say: Yes, but she seems more,"Oooh pretty colors",than," MWAHAHAH I'm Princess Stabbity, Stab, kill kill."

[aaron75fy]

@smcn85 i had no idea this happened,wanting to recruit her i aggreed straight away, is there a specific dialogue you need to follow to get this option?

[smcn85]

@aaron75fy I assume any denial in the tavern will trigger this scene, but I can't remember off the top of my head the specific dialogue options I chose.

[aaron75fy]

@smcn85 as i stated though i was afraid if i didn't recruit her there and then i'd be one cutey down. but sisce it has been proved that i can turn her down and still get her when i leave, i at least have to know if any of the choices in the dialog would be best avoided. recently i found out you can trick the chanter in lothering into saying something that's not the chant of light :)

[GeoTexans]

another hilarious transcribe audio instance. "I weighed 18 pounds I promise" at the end

[AmethystStar94]

His laugh is hilarious xD

[Malthria]

Ad don't forget Allistar is also a lover ;)

[TheFellTurtle]

"will you let me come?"

hahahaha

[Luxa3000]

"Shes more "OOHHH pretty colors, than MWAHAHAHA princess stabbity"

i laughed. Alistair is so adorable, you have to admit!~

[aleksas5555]

@Luxa3000

The way he says "Yesssss....?" if you click on him once you've romanced him is so cheesy...

[Luxa3000]

@aleksas5555 ooooo!! i know!!! "Something you need my dear?"

i had him say that before we went to camp i was like O.O

[unsteddy]

@Luxa3000 I admit stereotypical female dragon age player.

i'm going to use "shes one archdemon short of a blight" forever now, AND ONLY AWESOME PEOPLE WHO PLAY THIS GAME WILL GET IT!!!

[Luxa3000]

@unsteddy I use "give me an answer, or I'll cut your balls off and send them to a krogan!"

They don't get it, but i'm cracking up xD

Plus, only the brilliant have inside jokes with the people that play the game ^^

[dragongirl11kingdomH]

lolz STAB KILL KILL

[MrLolomatic]

ROFL will you let me come!!

[Nickthelich]

@MrLolomatic I don't get it....

[MrLolomatic]

@Nickthelich come/cum

[jelloegg]

"Muhaha! I'm Princess Stabbity! Stab kill kill."

XD

[BR0Studios]

hmm i dont get it i foud that assassin in a bar :S why is her at some ruins now?

[Karash770]

If you reject her at the bar she confronts you again later and asks you a second time to join you.

[rcaladlr]

or is this only for the PC version?

[rcaladlr]

when this happened? if you do not recruit her the first time?

[smcn85]

Correct.

[landesal]

@smcn85 did she say "will you let me cum"? or do i just have a dirty mind?

[melchCody]

@landesal you have a dirty FILTHY mind. You dirty boy.

[roekai08]

really? that never happened for me

[brasilianoids]

Ha ha!