Requested Derpy/Ditzy Lines [Set 5]

[BulldogEmperor]

All you need is some Assassins Creed music and it is absolutely priceless

[Scashamon98]

Wait, are you NLR?

[Nintendon85]

The "You do not hurt my muffin!" line becomes way more heartwarming after she calls Dinky Muffin.

[RagingSeraphim]

The final boss of the internet.

[AnimeNoobX12]

The part at the end was ....ummm....disturbing.....

[AnimeNoobX12]

Derp derp derp derp derp derp

[NoahLDiamond]

HOLY MOLLY BATMUFFIN!

[ultimateninjaboi]

i was jamming to the reggae/ska going on in the background. X3

[pvtread]

OH SWEET CELESTIA MY SIDES HURT

[aussieotaku95]

I might have a requested quote: Through these wonky eyes, I see before me a tasty treat for me to greet. Even if nobody asks, I must eat up or failure I shall greet. Muffincake, muffincake, muffincake! [quote modified from Beetlejuice. Kinda...]

[lildreamer77777]

Wat is name of the song in the very beginning first line she did? Plz

[JDLENL]

@lildreamer77777

Avast Fluttershy's Ass.

By WoodenToaster. :D

[Dragodonv2]

@JDLENL Which in turn was made to the music of Avast Your Ass, by Kitsune^2

[teenagenormalty]

I'm sorry to tell you this, ms.rat, but yor services are no longer required.

[TheNemesis274]

@teenagenormalty NOOOOOOOOOOO.....ME LIEK HER DERPY!!!!!

[CurseCrusherI3]

well drepy can talk now omg omg :D her voice sounds so hot <3

[lliart]

ok here's a voice request for derpy/ditzy:

"WAAATATATATATATATATATA WATAAAAAH!!! You are already a muffin."

[StarRaven44]

sucks, i was really expecting a voice kinda like this in the new episode :\

[Koppu1doragon]

3:11 FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[Koppu1doragon]

2:58 little known fact Ditsy calls Dinky and Sparkler her little muffins

[Alue14]

Baldum, (if it's not your real name, I'm sorry for that) your voice of Derpy/Ditzy is astonishing! Although Hasbro haven't released a voice bit of Ditzy, your voice action really fills the void. What those guys on Equestria Daily have told you, those guys are idiots. Your action is verry good, and keep continuing.

Ditzy is, although Hasbro has little to none screentime in the show, one of my favorite background ponies. Keep up the good work, is all what I'm saying!

[Indoornutt]

@Alue14 Little did Alue14 know, two days later... :0

[Alue14]

@Indoornutt What ya mean with that?

[Indoornutt]

@Alue14 The new episode... Derpy gets lines! :D

[Alue14]

@Indoornutt Oh, yeah! But, who knew?

[bioshock2121]

was that heavys line but with muffin

[Vibros870]

It costs 400,000 muffins to be this Derpy, for 12 seconds.

[randombadger899]

"MY MUFFIN! MINE!!!!"

[docterfantazmo]

AVAST, DERPY PLOT!!!

[MyBallSweatSmellLike]

My name is legion, for we are many

[trekker123eski]

I have Ditzy all over my screen HEY GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM THE 2N'D TOP COMMENT!

[452charles]

6:36 heavy line #2

[Piplupishawesome]

Requested Line:

Dr. Whooves: English muffins are bette-

Derpy: THEY ARE NOT EVEN MUFFINS!!!!

Dr. Whooves: Then why are they called english muffins... MUFFINS!!! MUUUUUUUUFFINS!!!!

Derpy: no they are not muffins THEY! ARE! NOT! -

Dr. Whooves: I'll let you borrow my sonic screwdriver if you stop complai-

Derpy: OK!!!!

Dr. Whooves: Becareful not to drop- *Derpy drops the sonic screwdriver* ... it

[InvaderDooms]

"I've been thinking about my favorite muffin. Blueberry, Bran, Poppyseed, Banana Nut, but I decided my favorite muffin, is my own little muffin, Dinky."

...;w;

[spidycheese]

Wait a minute, flag for the NLR? Sweet baby christ, Derpy's for the NLR...buck yea. Actualy, my reaction was really more of a "Waitaminute.....WHAAAAT DAA FFFUUUUUUUUU-" but same general concept.

[NutjobGTO]

I can tell you the license plate numbers of all six carriages outside. I can tell you that our waitress is left-hoofed and the colt sitting up at the counter weighs two hundred fifteen pounds and knows how to handle himself. I know the best place to look for a gun is the cab or the gray wagon outside, and at this altitude, I can run flat out for ten miles before my wings start shaking. Now why would I know that? How can I know that and not know who I am?

[psychofire23]

i heard your voice on the new Phoenix Wright/MLP Fim crossover vid. :)

[452charles]

5:41 lol



[DevineEmperorMeiji]

I have a request... I think...

"I am Derpy/Ditzy (Your choice) Hear me and TREMBLE!"

"Surrender your muffins to me and I'll eat them all!"

[LimSiege]

That song you made in the begining? I would buy that mp3.

[NovaproductionsX3]

Line request:

"It is the 41st pony millenium and there is only MUFFINS!"

or this:

"For Princess Celestia AND FOR THE MUFFINS!!

[9erSmith]

I used to be a mailmare.......then I took a muffin to the knee.

[darttreadauzamaki]

<3 <3 <3

<3 <3 <3

[rvistaworkbench]

OP r u a boy?

[DitzyPop]

i have a request dinky doo and ditzy doo talking about the best way to make a perfect muffin: dinky: i think that you should.. ditzy: muuuuuffffiiinnn dinky: um momma? ditzy: yeah. together : mmmmmmmmmmmuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuf­fffffffffffffiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnn­nnnnnnnnn

[ravennaras]

someone needs to make a 10 hour version of Avast derpy's muffin RIGHT NOW!!

[yoshipro101]

Awsum at the Avast your derp

[iknothatukno]

0:00

AVAST!

Derpy's Muffin!

[Stonehawk]

That last line is perfect; it always cracks me up XD "I'll tell you when I'm older".

[warlerker]

2:30 DONT BREAK THE FOURTH WALLZ NOOOEZ ITS BAD ENOUGH WITH PINKIE PIE SETTING ITS STRENGTH TO 23% INTEGRITY. D:

[bladethesnivy]

I had a muffin but......I ate it

[killBillKillAllNoobs]

i love derpy you are awesome for making lines for her and she would sound like to say thumps upand THIS IS MUFFINN

[tailsfoxboy]

she has a daughter? that means she had a dick in her butt vagina or mouth :O

[WorldWalker128]

@tailsfoxboy

Or maybe she adopted someone? Or she was cloned, or replicated by magic and regressed the replicate into an infantile stage, or artificial insemination.

[HarryPotter3700]

@tailsfoxboy What is a butt vagina?

[tronerman]

@tailsfoxboy What What in the butt? o_e... ok.. now my brain's dead..

[tailsfoxboy]

i got 99 problems but a muffin aint 1 EAT IT

[dela26chitown]

Heavy Derpy made me smile :)

[NotSoSilentNinja76]

"I got 99 muffins cause a filly ate one."

[Bosh512]

HASBRO

ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) Y U NO HIRE BALDDUMBORAT

[pichurulz1]

Oh! I have a request x3

I baked you a muffin...But i eats it

[DrVaider]

An avast Derpys ass video got made with the beginning :3

SEARCH FOR IT USING THE ROYAL VOICE!!!!!!

[paintymousy]

Derpy Hooves =/= Ditzy Doo

[UnDeadGamers]

I'll tell you when I'm older... Just so cute...

[Meq7q]

Requested Line: I would throw a muffin at you, but I ate it.

[filipvojtik]

Hasbro did not hire this person...

[Rokinroxy1]

I dont always eat muffins but wheb i do, i perfer bluberry. Stay in school my friends

[teenagenormalty]

i feel we need to have Derpy have more personality than just a muffin obsession and crossed eyes.

[williamovernight]

who's your fave youtuber? mine is MrMuffinlikesderp

[ShopiStar]

Could you please tell me where did you get that gif? It's so cute <3

[shadowdemons117]

SHAM MUFFIN 

[rocker26a]

I love how well the little song at the start and the dancing Derpy work together x3

[tyman955]

@rocker26a Avast your ass

[chocoman45]

Derpy: No, i do not who the muffin man is. but i really like to meet him. What's a man anyway?

[Rokinroxy1]

Umm can you do this one? Dinky how could you betray your mama like this? You..you ate an english muffin your grounded missy!

[MULTILIVE4LIFE33]

hi hi muffin you look good :D 

[durzafire22]

...i'll tell you when i'm older...

0_0

[Webbyeleven]

lol like half the ppl that disliked r up on the top. hey do you think you can do a line for me. ( paging mr. herman mr pee wee herman)

[KiltLeo]

You rock. Whooo ho. *fluttervoice*

Keep up the enchanting work. :D

[backbeyond]

Fucking retarded voice... fucking ugly ass shit.

Btw those losers on my channel just made me hate you more.

Some worthless no-life retards hatin' on me haha.

Get a life and stop making those failed gayy ass "derpy-wannabe" voices.

[BaldDumboRat]

@backbeyond

It's cute that you think one person out of thousands is going to somehow make an impact on me. ^ u^

[backbeyond]

@BaldDumboRat

It's cute that you're so sad your faking a voice for derpy... You'll never be derpy's voice hahaha so fuck off and get a life.

[BaldDumboRat]

@backbeyond

Did you know Dominic Armato joked around about how he could voice Guybrush Threepwood, not expecting anything to come of it? He's now the official voice. I'm sorry you're so miserable that you have to go and complain about a voice for a background character in a girl's show.

[backbeyond]

@BaldDumboRat

miserable? hahaha... fucking loser. I'm not the miserable one here.. I don't waste my life in making a lame ass voice and put it on youtube.. you really should get a life. It sucks ass..

[BaldDumboRat]

@backbeyond

Because 20 minutes of recording every 2 weeks or so is my whole life, right?

[backbeyond]

@BaldDumboRat

Well.. the only thing you upload on your damned channel.

[BaldDumboRat]

@backbeyond

Clearly you didn't look at my channel then.

[Zemed87]

@backbeyond So by your logic, everyone who does cover songs, tributes etc. must be miserable? If not, what makes you single out BDR as the miserable one?

[tronerman]

@backbeyond trolls will always troll.. btw, y r u even here then?

[aug325]

Derpy: "They're eating her..... and now they're gonna eat me...... OHHHHHH MYYYYYYYY GOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDD!!!!"

[MultiKarmacharger]

Line requests: -Request 1- Luna:"Oh my Celestia! Are you alright?" Derpy:"You do know I'm sleeping with her, right?" Luna:"what" -Request 2- "Why are my eyes like this? Because I HOLD BOTH HEAVEN AND EARTH WITHIN MINE EYES. Or is that muffin and earth?" -Request 3- "I see dead muffins." -Request 4- "Hey Twilight. What's bubbly and clueless? MUFFINS!" -Request 5- "What happens to a muffin when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else."

[MrMakulu]

Hi, Firstly I'd like to say that I love what you've done with Derpy in your works. PLease keep it up.

Secondly here is a request line (in two parts)

(first and main part)

Hello Ponies

Look at your mail mare, now back to me, now back at your mail mare, now back to me.

Sadly, she isn't me. But if she stopped eating boring old hay and switched to muffins, she could Derp like she's me.

[MrMakulu]

(Second and optional part)

Look down, back up. Where are you? You're exactly where you were before except now being served by the mail mare your mail mare could Derp like.

What's in your hand, back at me, I have it. It's a letter! Look again! It's now TWO letters!

Anything's possible when your mail mare eats muffins and not hay.

I'm winged horse

[Breenut450]

"Go Muffin! Use Tackle attack!" "MUFFIN MUFFIN MUFFIN MUUUUUFFFFFIIIN!"

[JamesDavy2009]

Is anyone aware that Derpy has TWO daughters?

[ryeabowser]

Voiced by a 3 year old...singing avast ass -.-

[WTFBOOM981]

@ryeabowser screw you u parasprite haters gonna hate anything u say can and will be used against u

[ryeabowser]

@WTFBOOM981 Oh wow..Since you didnt even make the video why do you care? :)

[CGentilcore11]

Here's a request, based on a recent play that I read:

"Because it is my mail! Because I cannot have another job in my life! Because I lie, and deliver lies! Because I am not worth the dust on the hooves of them that send it! How may I live without my mail? I have given you my muffins; leave me my mail!"

[shaddytail]

Derpy read my line. 11/8/11 (the day I watched the video) Will now become a holliday in my home known as Derpy Day!

[airbendingavatar1]

@5:40-5:42 I can't believe it, you just did the Twilight Zone theme didn't you?! :D. And the Dalek mention earlier was great!

[airbendingavatar1]

I loved the "This is Sparta!" parody line! Okay, I have a request: "Ponies tell me that there's a lot of scary things in the Everfree forest. Just take some muffins and toss them at the scary things, then they'll be too distracted to notice you go away!... Unless you get distracted by the muffins too... Excuse me, I think I hear my muffin-sense calling."

[clubpenguin1230]

Omg Heavy line -.- When did the Voice acter Play TF2?

[clubpenguin1230]

THIS IS MUFFIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!

[CrimeComunismFagotry]

That Did It! I'll shove bubbles so far up your ass you'll be hiccuping hemorrhoids for the next ten years!

and then you'll have to Drink your Preparation H standing up!

[80SickArts08]

Finishing Move: Giga Muffin Breeeeeeeak!

[WATOKALA]

omg a muffin button

[Mr911012]

Well done. Your voice fits perfect for her and you have improved. If you have a chance in Hasbro as Ditzy; take it.

[SalaComMander]

Hey, Pierce! Here's a line for you if you're familiar with Team Fortress 2.

"Dad! Dad, I'm a...I'm not a glutton dad, I'm a muffin eater. Well, the difference being one is a job and the other's mental sickness!"

[TheK12314]

@SalaComMander

You. Are. A . FUCKING. GENIUS.

[SalaComMander]

@TheK12314

It wasn't me. Someone from deviantART known as "unknownclement" made the joke originally...and kinda messed it up, but oh well.

[TheK12314]

@SalaComMander

Oh. Well it is still funny.

[ChaosSolider1]

"Like a Boss!"

SAY IT

[ChaosSolider1]

What's the song that she hummed? I know the song but don't know the name.

[SalaComMander]

@ChaosSolider1

Right at the beginning? That's "Avast Your Ass"

[PrincesTomboy]

I need the song at the beginning, so farmiliar... thanks! Ooh, and can you say "Sorry if I don't pay attention very well, I have attention defi OOH MUFFINS."

[trainchugger53]

0:11 WE GOT MUFFIN SIGN!!

(muffin to those who get the reference)

[tuyhhf]

@trainchugger53

...Dune and wormsign?

???

[trainchugger53]

@tuyhhf NOPE! Mystery Science Theater 3000! WATCH IT!

[tuyhhf]

@trainchugger53

GODDAMMIT.

Should have known you meant Movie Sign...and this is, in fact, coming from an MST3K fan...

[trainchugger53]

@tuyhhf It's ok, we'll agree to call this a "misaimed reference" than "fanbase fail"

[tuyhhf]

@trainchugger53

*brohoof*

[RtotheD8]

Requests:

1. I heard muffins are nature's fluffy things! Or are they the clouds?

2. I think I was wrestling. With the Mayor. I don't know why.

3. I am forever MUFFI- wait.

4. I get confused about which is muffin and which is cupcakes. I think muffins are more bran then cupcakes.

5. My bubbles are floaty! That's how I remember i'm a unicorn! I-i mean pegasus.

6. Derpity, Derpity, derp derp derp!

[DarkDave64]

DAWWWWW



[PantaroParatroopa]

"Stop! Muffin Time!'

[FluckierCow]

That muffin is a spy!!

[colgatepony234]

Derpy line request: I got mail, yay! I got mail.

[Lynkskukikage]

Request: "Fly me closer! I want to hit them with my muffin!"

[FromHablit]

Requests:

1: She ate muffins- FOR EQUESTRIA.

2: LOOK AT ME WHEN I'M TALKING TO Y- ..oh.

3: Want to have a muffing-eating competition? I bet you can't beat me, I'm the world champ! *fluttershy squee attempt*

4: They're taking the muffins to Isengard!

5: Hey Pinkie Pie, did you see anybody take some muffins from my bag?

[HAXXori]

first line:

download video

convert first line to audio file

send to phone

instant ring tone (O)_(o)

[shadowclock13]

Yay Muffins!!!!

[Neowhyachi1]

Request: Bill, bill, junk, bill, bill, junk, lasik brochure, junk, bill bill, junk, bill...oooooo.... the new issue of Muffin Lovers Quarterly arrived.

[cozcat42]

derpys soooo coool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[cozcat42]

@cozcat42 ps muffins



[Nethalius]

Derpy is credit to team.

[DirtySlapadack]

Do you still do these?

[Hacchicatda]

Derpy request:

Hey guys! I just came up with a brilliant idea! If I cross a bunch of wire right, I COULD just make something that can record music and speech for later playback! I call it.. A MICROPHONE! Oh great, another building i'm banned from.

[DBproductions22]

0:00 avast derpy ass

[iloveclubpenguincp]

Dear Derpy,

Do you like Plants Vs. Zombies decorated MUFFINS?!?

From your filly friend,

Highlight :P

[HAXXori]

I THINK I GOT IT!

[BarryProvolone]

Muffins Across America, YEAH

[colgatepony234]

Derpy requests:

"Let's check out r21freak.com. There are muffins there."

"*screams* Have mercy, have mercy!!!!!"

[HotShotOmega]

Nom nom nom....Muuuuuufffffffiiiiiinnn­nnnnnsssss......

[Bleakverse]

A line i'd like to see: I can haz muffins

[F1315NJ]

I would love to hear more Derpy and Dinky dubs. THEY SO CUTE!!!!

[Therealjoe2010]

Derpy: "Don't look at me! I didn't say muffin..." XD

[bbaarrttddeemmooeess]

omg shes looking strait at me!!!

[Cobrakun12]

I was waiting for a Kronk line from Kuzco's New Groove. It would fit her so well X3

[Gekisilver1]

this muffins are making me thirsty!! (:333)

[dillydilophosaur]

Oh, and another I'd like to see.

"Just 'cause I'm a little goofy doesn't make me stupid. So instead of name-calling, how about we all love, tolerate, and most importantly of all- eat muffins!"

[youknowKeroroiskool]

Perfect voice actress for derpy =D

[Kenko706]

Well... Muffins are my favorite dish, yes. But there's a lot of foods I like. I think beans are my second favorite. If I'm short on muffins, well, there's always beans--

(coldly) No. That is NOT what the bubbles mean. Jerk...

[Quigster23]

"They're eating muffins! And then they're going to eat me!

OH MY CELLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEESSSSTTTTTI­IIIIAAAAAA!"

[ShiitakeWarrior]

Here's another one for the pile:

"You're one of them, aren't you?! What are they paying you? I'll double it! I'll give you anything you want! Money! Stallions! ......Mares?"

[SumRandomODST]

Oooh I got another one

Nopony expects the muffin inquisition

[SumRandomODST]

1 say hello to my little muffin

2 do you want muffins with that

3 first it's muffin time, then it's naptime, then it's Muffinnap time!

(500 Internets to the one who can tell me what I just referenced)

4 get your hands off me you dang dirty cupcake

On a side note, it's great to find another NLR supporter, you will be a great addition to the team derpy

[MixedScales]

@SumRandomODST Caboose from RVB?

[bender50011]

@MixedScales Monty Python. NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!

[CourtneytheHedgehog1]

Come on Pinkie! We're going to Muffin Mountain!!

Btw the animation you used is sooo cute!

[hoodenmcburg]

Have Derpy say "What was that muffin? Hug them all? Great idea!"

[hoodenmcburg]

@hoodenmcburg Or don't because I'm a dumbass for commenting before listening.

[JuanXDHerrera]

one here:

OHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGO­SHOHMYGOSH! A GIANT MUFFIN! wait... oh it's just a mountain

[jonatan007lbp]

Heres one: MuffinMuffinMuffinMuffinMuffhi­mMuffhimMuffdim... Whats a muffdim?

[TheNemesis274]

Hmmm let's give you a challenge then. How well can you do Luna's voice? >:D