2girls1cup(SH*T) Breath SUCKS!!!

[ilovenykel]

Marry me

[ninewon]

OMG the vera vercosa impression had me crying!!!!! And how do you gargle before you wake up??????? I'm weak!!!!

[MegamanZXOmega]

oh god that is hilarious xD and don't worry I brush my teeth twice everyday of the week

[MzLBoogie09]

he said "your fumes" lmao

[LeslieMoniqueTV]

Lol you have a sublimal message at 2:59!! Lol

[Trished]

lol

[nfernandes2005]

lmao...i am crying bc im laughin so hard...this was GREAT...lmao....

[mariomanlite]

Fucking best rant EVA!

[madamchi101]

THis is like the best one I've seen so far!! man you are hilarious -tears-!!! Much Love!

[MsSkupsie]

lmfao!!!

omg!!!!

you are freaking hilarious!

[LiLmamAbaDazZheLl010]

lol "groggle with cooking grease"

[nmartin761]

WOW....LMAO!!!!!!!!!

[Deadpoetz1]

this is so funny...imma have to send this to some ppl for a reality check

[hugandkissme33]

don't forget brushing the tongue dejuan!

[hugandkissme33]

"i go to church i try to do the right thing" ..."why people's breaths are still stinking in 2008?!" LMAO!!!!!!!!!

[uknomee]

LOL

[Nbarnett1986]

3:o5 omg is sooooo funny i lost my lungs o jesus! and 4:23 forget about it o no! 2funny

[pshakes]

Ha ha lol

[YummyCoockie]

i hate rydin in public transport.....and someome just ate garlic....fuck...i hate it it pisses me off so bad

[yasmeslem]

=DD

[MizzGoodaz32]

damn lmao

[hoganator999]

yupyup if sum1 is eaten crisps bside me it really pisses me of!!

[badboy593]

i cried laughin while watchn dis videolollollollollol

[carbine23]

LOL SO TRUE MAN!!!! XDDD

[lovingitforeva]

hahahahhaah lmao!

[big24ern]

this is good

[peppermintgarage]

Hey, my breath gets a little tart, too, after a couple o' slices of garlic pizza. ;)

But the worse breath I've ever smelled was from a serious chainsmoker. It was like.. eww! I almost blew chunks.

[totallywitit]

but wait.... i'ma need to know why you ride around in the car w/ your laptop! lmao.

[lavonpimpin]

hahaha... gud flossin instuctional video dejuan. lol

[bekah81]

Amen to this!!!!!

[rhapmami]

u a mess!!!

reproductive system, hepakalias

lol

[rl2004c]

LOL this video is hilarious:-)

[timboslayer]

Sometimes mine smells but normally only after a hard night out - flossing, brushing and mouthwash does the trick. If it doesn't then you've got gingivitis, tonsils stones or a dietary problem. Or something else... like a copro habit.

[luvinchocolate]

Haha I totally understand, there is this gurl I work with...her breath always smells like she had a sh*t sandwich right b4 she came to work...Oh man u jus wanna hand her a toothbrush uHHHHHH

[RadicalComedy]

I brush and Floss daily...I dont know too many that floss daily....I dont know why dental hygiene isnt common....flossing is as important as brushing. ~Raven

[moviegasm]

LMFAO! Dejuan... Listen to me. GO become a comedian. You're hilarious dude. HOLLA AT DA KIIIIADS!

[keithjosef]

Man! YOU... ARE... HILARIOUS! From the Milkshake moment to the 2Girls 1Cup Moment, that shit was BRILLIANT!

[PHARA4777]

LISTERINE NEED TO COME IN AN I.V.!

[Sharmela]

lol thats so true

[sims2grl4eva204]

HAHAHA xD yeah! That would be the awsumist thing evr i know this doesn't have to do w/ listerine or IVs but its such a pain flossing w/ braces it takes soo long. but it IS worth it!

[dejuanp]

phara: man, invention of the year...lol: i love youtube commentary:)

[vidadiva24]

you're so animated dejuan lol that must've been some breath since it made you close up shop with the laptop lol damn son

[dejuanp]

vidadiva: you're right. you know if dejuanp closes the laptop, it ain't right! lol:)

[mjk0386]

YESSSSSSSSSSSS! I hattttttteeeeeee people with stinky breath. I have to call them out in there own funk too. OMG this is sooooooo important to BRUSH YOUR FREAKING TEEETH!

[shesakura]

You really should be on TV.

[vishumzn]

ROFL...yea that's right bro....ppl gotta know abt their stinkin breaths!!...nd my classteacher HAS to know it...u know when he comes over to our desk nd tries to explaainn everything EXCEPT his baaad stiiinkiing breath!!!

[chrisb411]

LMFAO

[sugarsweet16]

dejuanp i kno how u feel my teacher is da same way its got to the point where i cnt even ask for help for the fear of smellin even a wisp of his breath, i feel lyk cryin when he's goin round the whole class askin if evry1's ok knowing its a matter of tym b4 he gets to my table...people please do as the nice man says and BRUSH YOR DAMN TEETH!!! it would make it a whole lot easier to get my education...

[KillingInfiniteDoubt]

haha I know what you mean. I don't know how people don't know their breath stinks like shit. lol

[Prettiestma4]

L0L

[REPaidinfull]

lmao damn my dude funny video. I been watchin wack videos but dis video mad funny. U all had the whole flashback thing goin. But i feels u on da stinky breathe thang. Keepin doin u lol

[REPaidinfull]

lmao damn my dude funny video. I been watchin wack videos but dis video mad funny. U all had the whole flashback thing goin. But i feels u on da stinky breathe thang. Keepin doin u lol

[tytygertv]

LMAO...i feel ya tho bout that

[Edgeup99]

My teacher had a conference with me and I had to breath with my mouth the whole time. It was sooo bad that it actually left an nasty taste in my mouth.

[shav0nne]

BWAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAH.... WELLLLLLLLLLLLLLL.........That there is what we call "MUCK MOUTH" ahahahahaha... Thats hilarious. OMG the tears lolol...

[poeticcheese86]

OMG my mom's breath is nasty. She smokes and drinks coffee 24/7. I mean I smoke, too, but I brush my teeth once or twice a day, plus I keep minty gum and breath mints on hand ALL the time. Least she could do is not breathe in my general direction!! lol

[uknowderrick]

thank the lord you made this video image standing around thousands of ppl in the morning waiting to get in school WITH STANK ASSS BREATH!!!!!!!!! OMG

[FrogJon]

Oh lawd! I hate people with 2girls1cup breath! I swear, I'm gonna start carrying a jumbo case of breath mints with me so I can spread the freshness...

Well, at least it's not as bad a one of your co-workers sharting their pants...

[MizzJuicyCat]

I love how you did a remix to the sanford and son theme song..lol

[michaeldh0]

LOL @ 03:04 !!!

[brycerocks100]

Amen so true. I hate when I have to smell someones else's breath. I don't know about fried chicken smell either lol

[MsDee1778]

the black christian way. go know my heart lol

you are too much

[dejuanp]

msdee: you know dat's a black thang! lol...when we know we're doing wrong we use that as a crutch. well, i never ever say that. but i know a lot of people that do:) see ya!

[mommy3102]

Aint that the truth... how does a person go outside with stank breath and not be embarresed or realize it? DUDE, it's called floss, brush your teeth, oh, and the tongue! A little mouth wash helps too....

[CrazyCavemen]

lol!! there i laughed. and dont forget about ur tongue :p

[ThugMan]

thanks for reminding me :D

[lenci2007]

But know what else bothers me? when people be chewing gum and their breath STILL BE STANK!!!! what the hell? what the hell MAN!!!! lol omg. this is fustrating! but like i said, at least i aint the one with the stank breath cuz i takes care of mine! holla at the kids! XOXOXO

[lenci2007]

OMG! i feel you dejuan. people be tripping about their breath. it's like their breath be smelling like trash truck juice and they dont even know it. sometimes i think they dont even care! their breath be smelling like they been chewing on a skunk all morning! and you be like, how the hell can your breath be that damn stank and you dont know it when your nose is all up in that shit?!?!??! oh well, hopefully your vid will change some ppl. i wont have to worry about that cuz i alwayz chew gum!

[BDizzleNY06]

Haha..this needs to be a PSA for bad breath seriously LOL! Yes hot chicks with stank breath is not a good look at all. I once heard that the way a female takes care of her mouth is a good indication of how she attends to down there.

[lildb7]

lmao u r sooo funny!!!!!!!

[lildb7]

lmao u r sooo funny!!!!!!!

[martaajoku1]

omg i laughed the whole

time

the problem is alot of

people forget to brush

their TONGUES!!!

thats where all the

stank is..lol

[FilleDeMouche]

a dollar in the states, 4 dollars in canada.....

[devioussmonkey]

man that was all you dejuanp funny and true= all you, baby!!!

funny stuff lmao

[soulexchange9]

i dont brush at all :o my breath smells fine *or floss, or mouthwash* none...

[Prncsszodiac]

OMG im dying laughing

[Pleasurep13]

This video is HELLA tru. PEOPLE BRUSH YOUR DAMN TEETH!!!!

[CaiLex81]

lmao!!!

[TheRhinoAutobot]

3:03 - 3:19 Hella Funny

[latrese7]

My friends breath smells even with a fresh piece of gum. (I offer ALL the time). she rides to work with me. And in (chicago) winter time -356 I still have to crack my window & let the heat out because i cant be trapped with her breath for 45mins.

[Bgirl07]

ahahaha!! you are hilarious!!

[true2daeyes]

Haaaaaaaa ha ha ha...man!!! Thass one of the worse things to encounter. Stank breath makes u jsut wanna turn back around and walk away...lol

[whodatsims]

DeJuan, bro this one made my laugh!!!! Dude, you are crazy!!! Dude, are you going to the Saints Draft Fest by the Saints facility on Airline on the 26th?

[MizzWestPhilly215]

lol my best friend's breath doesnt smell too great but i dont wanna tell her lol

[JadeyChi]

The black Christian way? XD

I brush my teeth. How is bad breath messing up your reproductive system? XD

This is seriously one of my favorite videos from you, DeJuan. Have you been brushin' in your sleep too? <3

[dejuanp]

jadey: people always love the videos that they can identify with...lol. i know what people love and hate for some reason. we're all the same, we just look different.

[Xaikar]

My old teacher smelled like asshole and coffe. just... bad

[dejuanp]

xaikar: lol...:)

[babybro84]

LMAO, I remember when I was stationed in japan, I had a co-worker tell me he was riding the train and this fine korean girl was sitting next to him. So he asks her name and when she opens' her mouth, the manifestation of dragon breath appears LMAO. It was hot like fire, stankin like ash, and burn the inside of his nostrils to a crisp LMAO. I rarely laughed so hard in my life.

[dejuanp]

zombie11: 35 seconds...you didn't last long. have a great day...:) being featured is beautiful:)

[LlamasOnCrack]

I brush my teeth!

[tim2swt]

that is so raunchy DP, now Ima have shuwanda nitemarez!!!! cool vid alwayz;)

[Sonnie55]

Yup. lol The christian way. You mean like in the French Quarter with hurricanes in the air at the gospel tent? lol

[dejuanp]

sonnie: yeah...lol.

[rozzalenda123]

u should waste ur big energy on something usefull better than being a fucking clown posting useless nonsense gay videos on youtube

[dejuanp]

rozza: maybe i can post a bunch of computer vids like you...wow what talent:) lol...

[WrecklessAnimal]

you remind me of donkey in shrek lol your funny

[rozzalenda123]

yea atleast the donky is less retarded than him

[dejuanp]

rozzalenda: feel better typing stuff like this. yeah, 'no videos...i can type whatever i want because i'm so scared to show my face. i play gay computer games and that's all i can really do, since i can't get a girl'...lol. peace homie

!

[woofer1992]

Don't Hate I just joined Youtube

[woofer1992]

Oh! and I ment my first comment to be a complement

[dejuanp]

thanks...:)

[woofer1992]

your welcome and keep it up man

[WrecklessAnimal]

hey man why are you talking about one of my favorite youtuber

[imfelipe123]

Gross. One of my teachers Breath always be kikin. He aint even close to me and it smells hella nasty!

[bakuya99]

LMAO i have to put up with dat at school and at home every day i know how it feels.

[justmomo89]

LMAOOOO@ the deep voices for the people with hot breath!!

[dejuanp]

margo: that's how it feels like their talking to you...:)

[PHARA4777]

COULDENT AGREE WITH YA MORE!

[theGLBT]

Are you sure it was his breath or maybe its his body too?

Anyways, If his breath stinks THAT bad, then he might have health condition that has symptons of bad breath.

[dejuanp]

no it was his breath. he's just a bad hygiene person...i never have to be around him much until he's in my car...then i'm forced to indulge in his odors.

[theGLBT]

Wow you rant so much.. you are too judgemental and always complaining about people.

[woofer1992]

You are like the perfect mix of Jim carrey and Bill cosby

lol

[dejuanp]

woofer: don't forget martin lawrence and dave chappelle...:) and myself.

[seno862]

somebody understand where the hell im coming from!!!!!

THANK YOU!!!!

[dejuanp]

seno: you're very welcome! lol...

[seno862]

lol:D

[xmissc3x]

lol..."f'ck is that smell" "Bruh go and brush ya teeth man!" LMAO!!!

[dejuanp]

xmissc3x:lol...what does your screen name mean?

[xmissc3x]

my name is Cierra so its miss c and my fav number is 3, and I just threw some Xs in there. Nothing special.

[dakingofhearts]

LMAO damn you was live as hell in this vid

[dejuanp]

dakingof: yeah, i was really feeling it...:) had some fun in this one.

[Strawberrygrl90]

lol....i like brushin my teeth...i freak out when derz no more dental floss....i run to da store right away.....lol....i got some pretty pearly white teeth....yay!...n a minty breath =)

[MissPrettynCurvy]

I think you should become a comedian. Who knows if the right person sees your videos, they might try to put you on.

This is the VERY reason why I never get in peoples face and talk, because I'm so paranoid about my breathe. I wish other people were as conscience about their funky breathe. I know when my breathe is tart...ha! :-)

[jonimichelle2007]

picture this shit...my bestie's friend and cousin came over to the crib..so were all in the car..on our way to new orleans original daiquiris on chef...man...when i tell you this damn dude's breath was kickin like high karate...i mean...we're talkin some foul ass breath...shit was soo funky...we can smell it from the back seat...and this dude was sittin in the front...i thought he might've had swallowed that green shit linda blair had spit up or something..cause damn...thats all i can say..damn

[kman1105]

I have one rule in my car, "if I ask you if you want a piece of gum, THE ANSWER IS YES" meaning your breath stinks, eat the gum or get OUT!

[kweencessX]

Lmao! Omg... That reminded me of this one time. I was late for school, then asked my aunt to drop me off since I usually caught the bus. So we up in the car now and fuck my girl wasn't even talking and you could smell that shit. I was like =| ...that shit had my eyes watering, oh my god! Then i went to open the window and she like "..No dont open the window it's cold.." so the whole 40 min ride I was holding my breath! Oh my gosh! I swear, I thought I was actualy gonna suffocate.

[Bak3dB3an]

The worst is when your at a public place where you can't make any noise, like church or a meeting of some sort, and the person with the stinky breathe wants to tell you a secret and starts whisperin' all up in your ear and in and around the facial area blah!

WHAT DO YOU DO IN THAT SITUATION??

[kweencessX]

Tell them to get the hell up out my face with that kicking breath! I used to kee quiet, but now, I tell them. It's for their own good anyway! Next time they come out they'll know to brush, floss and the rest.

[bloodaid]

hahahahahahahahahahhahaha

[BobHaulk]

personally, i'm more offended by the smell and pollution coming from your car.

[cherrysweet013]

whats with you silly butt, brush brush brush

[ooTiago]

hahhaha cooking grease!! lmaooo u crazy

[luigiK1]

fuckin hell man your the best subscription i have,

you have a new vid every time i check

thanks man!

[raidersnation71]

LMAO!!! Yeah, yeah, I hate a chic with some kickin breath.

[Reynaga12345]

lol

[JustRachaelTV]

this is funny.....

[aznpridfoo]

AHAHA

[OOHSOPINKY]

hahaaaaa lol please brush people

[SPAzZDoGGX]

hahaha....*falls of chair*

[ZIDBULA]

lol

two girls one cup relation hahahahhaha

[MUSTSEEVID]

one word crazy, crazy , crazy. lololololo

[MUSTSEEVID]

breath is still kickin' in 2008 cuz it takes a wild for gingervitis to build up to an unfound funk. whoaaaaaaaaa i feel ya dee. what about body funk. why is there body funk in 2008? why is there still feet funk? why is there still butt funk in 2008?

[RevolutionaryINK]

Squamous? Lol! Dejuan be slipping in the the "smart Words" to let'em know he got his edumacashun. Lol Funny Vid. "Your breath makes me give a TWO GIRLS ONE CUP-REACTION" DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!! that's bad!!! Gargle with chicken grease if you got to. LMAOOOOoooo

[RevolutionaryINK]

Funniest BAD BREATH JOKE:

"YOUR BREATH SMELLS LIKE YOU GOT A TINY LITTLE MAN IN YOUR MOUTH, TAP DANCING ON YOUR TONGUE WITH SHIT ON HIS SHOES"

[goldengoodas]

lol if u don't want the two girls one cup reaction brush ur teeth lol

[TexasREL]

I know a couple of these people. Gettin on my darn nerves! My brother and my daddy...LOL! I hope they never see this! :D

[whitty25]

shit i hope so too for your sake.haha

[TexasREL]

Hahah. They ain't gon do nothin! :-p

[MandaLaJusto]

Ya I can get pretty lazy as far as brushing my teeth goes, but this vid was inspirational, thx

[rizlaman420]

3:16 lol

[missy1e23]

I hope your "relative" isn't subscribed to your youtube page, lol.

[shanesnh]

Hahah 2 girls 1 cup lol.

and yea totally agree haha.

[charismaticdiva81]

The key word is FLOSS!!Most folks don't know when you don't floss that causes build up and that build up smells horrible and it contributes to bad ass doodoo breath!Brush and floss ya damn teeth!

[ebonyrenee1983]

that music at the end gave me vid flash backs.... and i still haven't seen it all.......lol. happy weekend.

[sexysyfy]

I love the ending of this video, LOL! Thanks")

[xenafairy3]

I got a lady that I work with that I would looovvvvee to send this to! MY GOD she needs a mouth transplant!

[mzwhathernametv]

lol yeah they do be trippin with not brushing they teeth when the get up

[Crispies4]

H-I-L-A-R-I-O-U-S!!!

[rudegal03]

sorry to say but my man has THE worst morning noon and night, coming out his mouth.... 28 and scared to go to the dentist... I love my man we just dont kiss beyond a kiss in 3 yrs we never gave each other some tongue with a kiss... I stay buying baking soda in the box, that new mouth wash Pro health.... boy Im soo feeling... A sim watching this my man is saying go to hell..

[rudegal03]

sorry to say but my man has THE worst morning noon and night, coming out his mouth.... 28 and scared to go to the dentist... I love my man we just dont kiss beyond a kiss in 3 yrs we never gave each other some tongue with a kiss... I stay buying baking soda in the box, that new mouth wash Pro health.... boy Im soo feeling... A sim watching this my man is saying go to hell..

[MO03211981]

LOL!

Do you remember the mouthwash commercial where the man said "Hi Tim!" and Tim said *with mouth covered* " eww!

or

The gum commercial w/ the couple in lamaze class:

Breath, *hah hah*, Breath *hah hah hah*, Cheeww..

[deeronz]

lol!! It's hard to believe that people can't smell their own breath.

[theloathlydaddy]

LOL You got that right! Stinky breath sucks!! Great vid! Er, I'm going to brush my teeth now :)

[BumbleBei35]

i hate funky breath...ugh!!!!!!!....lol...

[Copperbat]

There's a guy that works in the electronics department at Walmart. I don't dare ask him for help or even look like I might need help cause he has that deadly combination of stank breath+standing way too close. here he comes. RUN!

[lilmama314]

lol i feel you! my old friend in high school had breath like that... and it was even early in the morning! like how does your breath stink right when you get to school & you just brushed your teeth like 15 minutes before that (hopefully!) lol

[dtny2000]

MrP,now HOW U get "Mammary Glands" in yo mouth?? Hey....DON'T ANSWER THAT...LOL! U insane. Needs 2 be a CLINICAL STRENGTH TOOTHPASTE or a cosmetic breath surgery procedure that installs mini breath freshener/disinfectants along the inner gumline. LMAO

[dejuanp]

dtny2000: i know what mammary glands are...lol. i was just spitting that medial, hot fire...lol:)

[Copperbat]

2 girls one cup breath. hahaha

you so need to be featured EVERY day. :)

[dejuanp]

Copperbat: comment of the year!! :)

[Copperbat]

"The black christian" wtf?

I laughed anyway, but it made me uncomfortable XD

[BaldButWigged]

lmao @ the "milkshake brings all the boys to the yard" part. i hate that 2 girls 1 cup video. lol @ your reaction.

[gkaneshia]

Some people have rotten teeth in their mouth, maybe somewhere in the back where people can't see when they talk. It causes them to have bad breath. My man has it but I'm really trying to get pass it because he really is a nice person even though I can't kiss him.

[ohkittyhey]

"i have the cleanest mouth on the freeway." - me

[Alphacat]

BOy yu crazy lol stank breath is the worst. and you're right I used to HAAATE meeting a hot girl with bad breath it's like an abomination. as soon as you went "its your lack of respect for..." i was like...' hes going straight martin lawrence will smith on us now' hahahha