Ask Swifty - Ask Swifty - [Episode 2]

[ChloeScottRoxyoursox]

CHOWDER<3

[TwitchDarling69]

1:33 - 1:35

i have no clue why that makes me laugh so much XD

[ShadowDevilism]

Watch out swifty, You'll become like cyr. Someone will come to see your videos happy and when it's finished, they'll be worried of you mental condition :P

[G4hal1jumping]

love the first song NINTENTHONG .

full here though /watch?v=ptnBmCr3zTE

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[itaisonzai]

watching this seiries all over again :)

[Thecomputernerdet]

omg he said chowder i forgot about that show!!lol:)

[xXwestonwright13Xx]

can i have a brokeback mountain encounter with u?

[TheresaLeann]

Scrubs:D 

[IGlompedYew]

asdfghjkl. A BEAUTIFUL LOTUS! I miss listening to them in swifty videos<3.

[eminemandshanedawson]

I hate it when people bitch about how they "miss the old swifty"

HE IS STILL THE SAME GOD DAMN IT

[Sublime0545]

@eminemandshanedawson Except nowadays he kinda tries too hard to make people laugh, he was fucking funny not trying to hard, as shown in this video.

[eminemandshanedawson]

@Sublime0545 He doesn't try too hard. I always laugh my ass off in his old AND new videos. If u say that he is not as funny now as he was back then that means that ur just not a true swift fan. just saying..

[Sublime0545]

@eminemandshanedawson I do laugh in his new videos, I just laugh more in his old ones.

[coleisawesome532]

i like these better than the later ones

[G4hal1jumping]

/watch?v=ptnBmCr3zTE for full version of the song ( at start )

[tiger123655]

i was eating mcdonalds at 2:46

[daynawoww]

I discovered hardcore music when I started watching swifty (:

[Jibbino95]

I miss the old "The Absence" intro :(

[LexIsAwesome7]

I've seen the Dingo Ate My Baby!!! OH MY GAWD! I love his seguays... (its from a comedy special from Comedy Central...)

[nightmareee57]

I love the 'Alien Swifty Babies' part. xD

[MsMorningsong]

I FUCKING LOVE CHOWDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MrsAndyBiersack6]

A woodchuck would chuck all the wood he could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. :3

[PepperThePumaKAT]

He never answered the $1.50 question.

o.O

[worldwidetears78]

OMG YOUR SO FRUCKING HAWT

[emmarae147]

2:17 ace ventura moment...(:

[ipwn00bsonutube]

...we learned something today i guess :/

[xFunSiz3dx]

can you get a sunburn on your penis?

*serious face* yes.

xDDD

i love the old ask swiftys. hilarious.

[MeiTow]

he hasnt changed hes still hot funny and ROCK SAUCEUM!<3

[JewishAngel8]

it did eat my baby

[MrsChristoferIngle20]

God? Its that you?

[AKAlDlOT]

IT'S A TESTACLE

[lmbomg1]

like this if ur tired of hearing when ppl watch these videos

[heyyitskelsi]

i love you swiftyyyyy

[gottalovegrif]

thumbs up if u like the new swifty more than the old one :)

[portoso89]

i love how ur all alabamian and u like all the heavy metal stuff. ur hot

[portoso89]

honestly u make me laugh harder then shane dawson just sayin

[angeldemonjosh]

@RhinoandShawty1 nope in his bedroom

[PCGamerNET]

I don't know who's sexier, Swifty or Shane Dawson.

[SkylerBFMV]

@PCGamerNET swifty

[smexichick97]

@PCGamerNET both:D

[GOLDENCHEESE34]

i love chowder but billy and mandy freak me out

[jonkasamis]

fuck you...

[G4hal1jumping]

/watch?v=ptnBmCr3zTE (full version of nintenthong) first song

[TheTylerKauffmanShow]

if he would have kept this up he probably would have a million subs

[Sarahdactile]

i love chowder :D

[queenraven00]

i want the emo swifty! but i still love you :)

[toddtv98]

2:30 heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.... *whispers* buffy reference..........

[mockingwiththedead]

WE MISS EMO SWIFTY xC

[nerdyscenechic]

quesion is his backround L from deathnote? or bb

[octopuslover225]

I love the new swifty too, it's just different. :D he was SO CUTE!! OMG, 19 YEAROLD SWIFTY!

have you noticed that back then it was all beautiful lotus music, and now it's like weird~ background music?

[Kally913]

Swifty should become president!! :O

[W43Nt]

@Kally913 if that ever happens im glad i live in canada XP



[tiger123655]

@Kally913 all in favor say i <3

[awesomeness00121]

omg omg i want to be on tv

[xcypressriverx]

i have that peeing problem too, except peeing help me poop and the other way around lol

[AngieLuvzWolves]

I'm really tired of people talking about "ohh i miss the old swifty blah blah blah" If you were a true swifty fan then you'd still love him just as much...People change when they get older!

[ClassicKitty66]

are u lazy when it comes 2 shaving?

*looks around* god is that u

XD i still laugh at that

[kacieanderin]

i like how the discription says ill tke another wake at it because the add at the begining had a weed wacker!!!!

[SuperMapleloops]

Scrubs FTW ;D

[MountandDewme7869]

You remind of my friend Deno. x]]]]]]]]]]]]

[bruklynthompson]

I don't miss the old him. I enjoy the old him, but he's changed so much. I still love him<3

[queenAaliyah3000]

i <3 Chowder too :D

[ZzZzAaAnNnNeEe]

Matt, your majestic.

[cherrayrich]

you would propably get a boner from a walmart commercial and if your watching this in 2011 you know what i mean

[Mussiaby]

@UltimateFighter1998 thats gay



[UltimateFighter1998]

@Mussiaby Sorry I was letting my little cousin use my account because the bands I've subscribed to, and she doesn't have an account. Though if you wan't to throw insults I will take your incompetent ass there. Your mom probably fucked her brother to get your web-footed, utterly retarded ass, and your probably missing a few chromosomes. So good bye, and I hope your uncle-dad doesn't rape you tonight to.

[johnnijohnson1]

if the song you sang was on itunes i would so buy it. :D

[sakayla37]

chowder!!!

[xandirful]

does anyone know the intro song?????/

[AllisonLovesOliSykes]

@xandirful "A Breathe Beneath" - The Absence

[Shanoncel]

On December 24 at 8:00 in the morning, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Johnson was found dead. Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death. His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened. Turns out he was still signed into myspace. She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't repost a chain letter. If you don't repost this to six videos a girl with no face will kill you tonight. Sorry don't want to die

PatheticPony

[Berrypool001]

@Shanoncel Hey, this is so irrelavent to ask swifty! Why don't you go buy that viagra swifty was talking about. kthnx.

[hippiecritter420]

hey its ur biggest fucking fan ever if u get this add me on facebook i tottaly wanna chat......im a guy lol so ur not gettin lucky btw look up jeremy dilley lol

[Berrypool001]

Naw baby...in a very s-

SO LETS JUMP RIGHT RIGHT INTO THE QUESTIONS

[ShittyBoxGuyDude]

it won't buffer :'(

[narutard116]

ITS A TESTICLE

[Oemelmuff]

jack black..?

[Szerkan91]

suxx ><

[vemu333]

niggers

[KraziiSophina94]

you look so young! oh my gosh!

[TheLexanatorOfficial]

his accent is fucking adorable!

[katandgeorgeproducts]

chowwwwder!(:

[MorningStar606]

since no one here has brought this up...

its amazing how much you and Shane Dawson look alike and somewhat act alike...you both are awesome. so Ask Swifty came first...then Ask Shane...well that means that...I love Swiftyyyy!!! ♥

[jecho77]

"i don't know, but they ate my baby!" I laughed so freakin hard at that!

[lukarthus]

michal jackson is dead. he would win

[jacob111995]

@lukarthus well ya you can't kill a zombie that easily

[georgiemg1]

i'm gonna say this again just cause the likeness really amazes me.. Jared Leto, is that you?

[frizzer300]

i miss the days when he would play a beautiful lotus and make jokes to the questions and not just throw around penis jokes every 5 seconds

[Whamesl0l]

old ask swifty, omfg <3

[PinkGallo]

have you ever gotten a boner while watching a mcdonalds commercial? HAHaahaha <3

[iloveuskelanimals]

I have a dingo as a pet no joke seriously I live in Australia his name is baby eater naah its muncher to all a dingo is a good pet and he plays piano and rocks at it they are very talented

[HabbosKing]

Frickin Rock My Socks OFF

[Girlsinblack1411]

omg I love all those shows:D

[PeaceAndShaneDawson]

Hhahah <3 Your amazing

[wiffle1000]

OMG I LOVE CHOWDER AND BILLY AND MANDY... im starting to think i got just a little to excited about that

[FloffleMuffin]

xDDD<3

[wewilleaty0u]

...and I'm a Mormon.

[gatarded]

ahahahahaha 2:18 xD

[blacktoadeGIRL297]

michael jackson died ! sadsaddsaddd crycryycryyy

[OpTicH4Z4RD]

i like your hair :3

[clubbasher32]

ITSA TESTICLE!!!!!

well... hm..

[SuperMapleloops]

I love Scrubs too :D

[callmecrazybecoziam]

like this if you're like watching all swifty's old videos after like 3 years, missing the old him.

[Weloveroadkill]

@callmecrazybecoziam I think he's fine the way he is..... It's his life. If he wants to cut his hair and move to LA, he can.

[callmecrazybecoziam]

@callmecrazybecoziam zomg i was attention whorey asking for likes -_-

[xa7xfan01x]

@callmecrazybecoziam if fact if you do, you're actually missing the young him..

[maddiecass]

When i am sad, I just watch this.

And i am not sad anymore.

:D

[KaylaWebbStack]

You Fricken Rock, You Fricken Rock, You Fricken Rock my Socks off! :D

[stenerson13]

meow

[xonatrc10ox]

like if its 2011 and ur still watching it(:

[lDieSmiling]

@xonatrc10ox no i'm watching in 1998

[teh5abiking]

@xonatrc10ox no it's the year 3011 and i'm watching.

motherfucking dipshit.

[madmelidy31]

@xonatrc10ox No its 1846 and Im not watching it >.>

[TheLionAndTheEagle]

@xonatrc10ox

Been here almost from the start :)

[PCGamerNET]

@xonatrc10ox no i'm watching it in 1995 motherfucking dipshit

[randomemothing]

@xonatrc10ox I'm actually watching this in 2057 because I'm a time travelling b@*tard :)

[alannaisme]

@xonatrc10ox noooo, we're watching this in 1200.

[yoyoyoyoyo2341]

I want my babies to look like him. :3 ;)

[luvswift12]

omg i saw u at vidcon.. if i only knew who u were!!!

[imwatvhingyou2047]

OMj u only said penis 2 times in this video :O

[AmazingLyllie]

i love you! you are friggen AHMAZING!! <3

[lilweezy506]

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[TheAntisora98]

who would win garra or goku

[MyPiderman]

best intro ever!

[megacaspar]

100% gay

[pinkbunnyfoo]

@megacaspar Troll

[TheHershey123]

thats not a question and what he probable said after the video thank you call me wink ;)

[mcrider227]

IT'S A TESTICLE. 

[MissRawrPantz]

i love the way swifty says baby :)

[yunanagisa]

I gotta take a shit....Thanks for telling me that

[gogomando]

Lame



[cagetheangel]

fav scence ever lol lmfao 1:50-1:55 made my fucking day!!!!!!!! <3

[amcmakeup1]

yeah, exccept Michael Jackson is dead now.... awkward

[guitartwin101]

"i needa take a shit?"

"well thanks for telling me that..." lmafo :(

[nichole3221]

i cant belive how hot he was!!..i mean he is still hot now but yeah he was hot!! x)

[CrazyJess0410]

Oh God it took me about 5 times to figure out the wood chuck thing XD

[rachelannen]

bet you didn't think mj would be dead when you made this video

[sarahlouisehaycox]

god has an interesting accent.

[KASEYKAHNEfanatic13]

A DINGO ATE MY BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!

[koolkat20003]

what else would the peanut butter be if it wasn't peanut butter?........

[tennisbeast723]

@koolkat20003 sh*t

[aoifemcleanxx]

haha I LOVE scrubs :D :L :)

[Jordanloll]

Are u the real swifty? I dont think so

[SophieShmophie123]

@Jordanloll Of course he is, this is one of his first videos.

wtf?? xD

[TheSuperjoseluis]

1. think of your crush 2. make a heart with your hands 3. kiss your hands 4 .tomorrow your crush will ask you out 5. this will only work if you post this on another video.

[XGriffxXx]

@swiftkaratechop i just realised this was released on my birthday 2years ago thnks :)

[oreolicious7]

HOLY SHIZZLE! SO IM NOT INSANE! LMAO COZ I KNOW LIKE NO ONE ELSE WHO HAS ACTUALLY HEARD "how much would could a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood?" BEFOR. LOVE YA

[BrandalfProductions]

I can't make my mind up about you, you're pleasing to the eye, but freak me out in my head... meh. I LOVE YOUR HAIR

[prettycake102]

i've only been watching his videos like 3 minutes ago 

[WarPerfected]

sidebar... the good old days :(

[Kbocker1]

Chowder ftw.

[Spazztic13524]

HOLY SHIT HE LIKES CHOWDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHH THATS MY FAV SHOW

[jaywhip123]

y is yo bakground a bathroom?!? ;)

[xFunSiz3dx]

@jaywhip123 its not a bathroom its the corner of his bedroom

[randomperson3331]

"god? is that you?" XD

[xXrunneRRunnerXx]

Haha Mj is still dead.. xD... add mayonaise?

[Musicispeaceful]

i love the younger swifty (:

[Valishavilay]

Michael Jackson is dead.

[iwubbsyou]

WHOOOO Billy and Mandy!!! WHOooo!

[alucardxinuxvampluv]

i luv billy an mandy!!!

[littlefig6]

lol ur soooooo funny

[katluvur10]

Omg i got spam XDD

[JUXERMAN21]

ya i does sound a little like pokemon

[Julianfreak1]

scrubs ftw

[G4hal1jumping]

watch?v=ptnBmCr3zTE

for full version of NINTHENTHONG (intro song)

lalalalalalaa '/ /

[greenday2themax]

Is it just me, or does the ''NINTENTHONG - Beautiful Lotus'' intro song sound like Something out of Pokemon????

[cassielizmiller]

oh em gee!!! chowders like my favorite show!!!

[faythblackheart]

Daaamn you looked so young and innocent here. :D

[CrazyJess0410]

@faythblackheart so ironic compared to how he talks huh?

[Coralys35]

"OMG It'sThat A Normal Question?" xD

[residentevil1fan]

@nateisgame hahah very smart to use the same comment to insult me to the other person this shows how intelligent you are lol get a life

[TheDGFiles]

soo young O-o

[residentevil1fan]

@nateisgame yeah he is totally a fag just because he likes a beautiful lotus if anyone is a fag its YOU.

[thecodyandsarahshow]

lolol cwazy! hahah lmbo i luv this guy