I bet that assclown, DrDerpwerth, will comment on this. He might even ask me why I didn't kill myself like he told me to. And the reason is that I don't respond well to orders from wackos.
I am told I say this in my sleep. I do not see myself as human. I am evolved from the stupidity that now grips this once-great race. Also I like cookie syrup pancakes. Yummy.
I bet that assclown, DrDerpwerth, will comment on this. He might even ask me why I didn't kill myself like he told me to. And the reason is that I don't respond well to orders from wackos.
TheRealThreeP 3 weeks ago
1 human disliked this
AlllexL 2 months ago 6
not the best...
oliverjon80 5 months ago
I believe bender just isnt able to say douple s XD
HORRIOR 6 months ago
Futurama .. huh it never gets old , right ?
floencz 7 months ago
Hey foxy lady, you wanna kill all humans?
Thatguywiththelaptop 7 months ago 2
classic Bender
corvisthejoker 7 months ago
he forgot the part where bender sleep says "hey lady, wanna kill all humans?"
Mrcryptidsarereal 8 months ago
I pretended to be asleep whilst we were on a residental camp and I mumbled that.
weirdlightsaber44 8 months ago
Lol at the end.
D:
DemonPazuzu666 8 months ago
Best quote ever is "Bite my shiny daffodil ass!"
RainbowSkyRoss 8 months ago
Don't you worry about killing all humans, let me worry about killing all humans.
night1hal1 8 months ago 6
Futurama is way better than simpsons
barkyindustries 8 months ago 54
Fry's my favorite character, although I like Bender very much too.
Gizmo21312 9 months ago
Aw, never mind
Gizmo21312 9 months ago
WHAT WHAT??
MrBallsack17 9 months ago
@MetalzShredah550. Bathroom
Gizmo21312 9 months ago
The scariest thing about this happening to you is being told that you were in a dream where Bender was saying to kill all humans.
nydolls73 9 months ago
Bender:I was having the most wonderful dream. I think you were in it
XD LOL
123cooldanny 10 months ago
KILL ALL NON-AMERICAN HUMANS!
ImpossibleVictoryUSA 11 months ago
Where's the bathroom?
Gizmo21312 1 year ago
@Gizmo21312 The what room?
MetalzShredah550 9 months ago
@MetalzShredah550
Bathroom.
Gizmo21312 9 months ago
@Gizmo21312 Bath what?
MetalzShredah550 9 months ago
@Gizmo21312 Bath what?
MetalzShredah550 9 months ago
awww, you didn't get the whole part, he goes back to sleep and says "hey pretty momma...wanna kill all humans?"
racehorse593 1 year ago
My favorite quote from Bender was, "GET HER PURSE!!!" from Xmas Story.
Gizmo21312 1 year ago
No wonder Bender's the most popular main character on this show.
Gizmo21312 1 year ago
Whenever I said kill all humans I would always whisper, except one!
damaband41 1 year ago
Hey there sexy mama....wanna kill all humans?
CheesyGranola 1 year ago 2
I am told I say this in my sleep. I do not see myself as human. I am evolved from the stupidity that now grips this once-great race. Also I like cookie syrup pancakes. Yummy.
TheClockworkOrigin 1 year ago
hey sexy mama, wanna kill al humans?
cmpurnell 1 year ago
where's the sexy mama part?
AeacusCanti 1 year ago
I agree Bender!
antdude 1 year ago
Where's the bathroom?
The what-room?
The bathroom.
The bath-what?
The bathroom.
What-what?
angeltosome 1 year ago 8
i wish i could get a good t-shirt that says that
not some made in a sweat shop third word crap t-shirt
i mean a good t-shirt !
lowaces 1 year ago 2
@lowaces just find someone who makes one off shirts, lots of folks now have the thermal printers. I do agree it is a wonderful quote and message.
UrinationNation 1 year ago
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Bender: kill all humans,must kill all humans
Fry: bender wake up!
Bender: huh? I was having the most wondeful dream...I think you were in it. :D
lol
PhilipJFryFanatic825 2 years ago 33
@PhilipJFryFanatic825
thank you, I am deaf and this comment was very helpful to me!! I wish that people did this for every youtube video and also for every other video!!
jerommeke69 1 year ago 3
You missed out the last bit when he goes back to sleep and says 'hay sexy mama wanna kill all humans?' thats the bast bit
=)
joechapmanjones 2 years ago 130