Uuh see can you see by the dawn's early light was so hell the twilight and the last gleaming butt crack who brother is atwat for the rabbits we washed... undless screaming and iraq is red, black bombs bursting in aiiiyyrrr gay throgh the night that the stars were still there all sagwailllyyyyyyyy raaaaaaaaaape and the home of the tree...
oh say can u see, by the daserly light , was so hella twilight, as the last gleaming was bright. oh a hee azazba, or the rapids we wanted and there green bank. and the rock is red gleh, bombs bursting in the air, gay to the night, theres no start but still there, oh sey YEYEYYEYE, weeey.. RAAAAPE, and da hoe muvva free.....
@alchaman132 Damn you, boy! I pressed F-13 and guess what?! A friggin' chupacabra with head of Bill Gates came out of my PC and bite me leg deeply! Now i need 40(!!!) anti-rabies shots in my ass!
And chupacabra... now that motherfucker lives in my room! And you should see WHAT happens if I forget to fill his bowl Pedi-Gree(ONLY(!!!) chicken flavour)! I'm a mess now!
I'm gonna sue your smart ass, dude! Now gimme you lawyers number!
On December 24,2006 at 8 o'clock in the morning, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead.Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death.His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened.Turns out he was still signed into myspace.She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't repost a chain letter.if you don't repost this to 6 videos a girl with no face will kill you tonight. sorry don't wanna die
@mjg032 I'm black. I'm far from being a Nazi. In case you're american... I hope you know that Nazi ideology is nowhere else as present as in america (aryan brotherhood, the ku klux klan... you name it) so I rather think you are the Nazi. Fanatic patriotism is only one step away from nationalism, so please don't defend it and then calle me the Nazi!
@LoboPreto Well I have Jewish ancestry so I don't think it would do me much good to be a Nazi. Besides, you say your black., well I have two words for you-Louis Farrakhan. He has enough Nazi in him for 10,000 aryan brotherhoods and KKK, and yes I am an American. So there!
@ElevationLowJJ Yeah, the fat black cop? There's also a few fat white cops. I can escape from the fat one's in no time! It's a little trickier for the skinny ones.
a cop who isn't smart, what's next a cop who eats donuts?
bleachwad 4 months ago
IT'S ENRICO PALATZO !!!!
hypermite01 4 months ago
@AntiAmerikanFront CAN'T BREATHE CAN'T BREATHE :)
Rundas777 4 months ago
raaaaape! LOL!
TheTristanvideos 5 months ago
my dog singing better
skarlatospanagiotis 5 months ago
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hurryupche 5 months ago
Keep Pressing 8 haha
Princessaluque7 5 months ago
didn't he have lyrics in front of him?
khdude2000 5 months ago
The guy at 0:30 can barely contain himself, I however could not. Ha, this dude really needed a script!
JennaRose1020 5 months ago in playlist Fail Blog 3
Tosh.O time... lol
MJS415 5 months ago
my calculator can record better..
Phonxer 5 months ago
you have got to listen to this while reading the top comment. HILARIOUS!
SuperElectrolytes 5 months ago
"And the homeee... oF tHe... TREE!
How the hell do you mess up the ending? i laughed till i saw blood haha.
darkelf743 5 months ago
butchered.
bradtilliam 5 months ago
If you read tree while listening to him say it, it sounds like tree. But if you just watch the video and listen it sounds like free... weird.
DaylanSutton 5 months ago
i lost it at raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaape Lmao
lovesXtoXspoog 5 months ago 7
press 8 for panic
Teleburn 5 months ago
Press 8 to know what he does at night
Technos72 5 months ago
HE HAS A STRONG ACCENT?
alexisthesinger99 5 months ago
Thumbs up because we have thumbs
.....
imranhk786786 5 months ago
@imranhk786786 Does a thumbs down work?
brongarago 5 months ago
they set him up and he went along with it
hydrotag 5 months ago
And the next guy was all like "Ok that's enough of that."
MAXimumtheTiMeR 5 months ago
Well he failed that pop quiz
xcaliber227 5 months ago
Holy Jeebus Chrysler I could not stay without laughing at all holy crap!
Aerotactics 5 months ago
Only an American could get his own national anthem wrong...
o0MisterG0o 5 months ago in playlist Fail Blog
1:56 raaape!
hellokittyjunkie008 5 months ago
@hellokittyjunkie008 Um, how fucking long is your video?
VideeyoGaimar 5 months ago
@VideeyoGaimar I have no idea what you're talking about...?
hellokittyjunkie008 5 months ago
Press 8
Turismo9000 6 months ago
Props to the guy at 0:30 for holding in all that laughter xD
ivetteliza1 6 months ago 4
lol
Tayl012 6 months ago
"Join me in prayer...for our dear brother, Officer Winslow and his family. Our hearts go out to them."
ispywithmygoodeye 6 months ago
WHY!!!!!!
purplellamaful 6 months ago
what...thee...fuck...
ShinyGlitterDoll 6 months ago
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE!
hejjagedu 6 months ago
I knew the police was less proffesional than the army.
Tork15 6 months ago
wow someone needs to go back to kindergarten and learn how to read
OmfgItsTati 6 months ago
what an unique voice
teatime90 6 months ago in playlist Fail Blog
0:30 - 0:40
he's trying not to laugh is ass off. xD
nuckrieg 6 months ago in playlist Fail Blog
ooo sayyyaaaayyayyyy and weeeeee.... RAPEEE!!!
ballinslippers 6 months ago
at least he tried
TheBoomdoom 6 months ago
AntiAmerikanFront 6 months ago 159
@AntiAmerikanFront It's just a bad microphone.
GetInTheHyperSphere 6 months ago
@AntiAmerikanFront BHHHAAAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!
Hoxboxman 6 months ago
@AntiAmerikanFront awesome ur comment made my day
deedmyster 5 months ago
@AntiAmerikanFront lol thx for posting this comment i read this while watching the vid and laughed my ass off
theninjaoffury 5 months ago
@AntiAmerikanFront Good one, I couldn't breathe....
ultramander 4 months ago
PRESS 8 for RAPE
capps4242 7 months ago 2
the cop at 0:33 is giving it his all to keep it in. XD
capps4242 7 months ago
Black Enrico Palazzo
michasx90 7 months ago
Officer Winslow, hand in your badge.
Mudig 7 months ago
0:25 ooooooh the raaaaaaaaaaaaap is we waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaant???
mamaxlolXDlol 7 months ago in playlist Fail Blog 5
@mamaxlolXDlol hahaha ...XD
jkremlin 7 months ago
ex-american idol winner!!
TheLtlpxru 7 months ago 2
The horrified audience was seriously wishing this was a joke. Alas, it wasnt.
baahhhFATALITY11 7 months ago
0.27 lol he looks like a massively pissed off racist
baahhhFATALITY11 7 months ago
press 6 for shoot a man
lekovic199 7 months ago
rapidly press 5 for twitch
cutestud2 7 months ago
Only in america
CrazyWoWGamer 7 months ago
Great quality. Was this recorded with a calculator?
vanhalen101492 7 months ago
0:30 He's trying hard not to laugh...
TheSonomaDude 7 months ago 4
and the hhooooooooome of the freeeeeeeeee!
???
dyldragon1 7 months ago
0:25 Epic face
dyldragon1 7 months ago
@theredrangerleonardo there's a lot more than 174 people who hate America pal
SAD1ER66 7 months ago
Press 2 for masturbation
Hex5Ai73 7 months ago
Why do people keep telling me to press buttons? This is worse then when everyone would say I guess 174 people hate america.
theredrangerleonardo 7 months ago
ctr+W=widescreen
12Pascal21 7 months ago 2
"and the home of the... free" LOL
arrowkidd 7 months ago
improvisation is mother of success
darkokox5 7 months ago
press and hold alt + F4 for free cookies
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QuanMagnif 7 months ago
oh say can u see, by the daserly light , was so hella twilight, as the last gleaming was bright. oh a hee azazba, or the rapids we wanted and there green bank. and the rock is red gleh, bombs bursting in the air, gay to the night, theres no start but still there, oh sey YEYEYYEYE, weeey.. RAAAAPE, and da hoe muvva free.....
what a beautiful song..
TheLivix 7 months ago 7
That white guy was thinking "Damn black people! Gotta ruin everything!"
sexxiebabe1 7 months ago
IF YOU THINK THIS GUY GUY IS A BAD SINGER, CHECK OUT JUSTIN BEIBER...
suicidalpenguins4u 7 months ago
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suicidalpenguins4u 7 months ago
0:25 Damn nigguh? :S
luljan 7 months ago
OMG ! i can't stop laughing, it likes funny american idol audition
declaration963 7 months ago
the anthem of Gibberishland?
RafaChannel3001 8 months ago 2
....if you dont know the words...dont do it
Lillzbe 8 months ago
0:25 He mad lol
raidersandkingsfan 8 months ago
I thought he was quite good....what? he's black..
OoTom94oO 8 months ago
Even I sing better than that!! XD
Deblano 8 months ago
that guy in 0.30 wats to laugh sooo hard!!!
10013itch 8 months ago
give him a break, hes black :)
anthonyjohnston23 8 months ago
keep pressing 2 hes jerkin off
kane10111 8 months ago
0:41 gay
DonPenchek 8 months ago
He did better than Justin Bieber...
FeroxTheHedgehog 8 months ago 3
RAAAAAPE
AngstRiddenAnnoyance 8 months ago
still better than Rebecca Black
Burnout900012 8 months ago
press 2 everyone second for him jacking off. LOL!
dogg9288 8 months ago
Is this in German???
heavellian 8 months ago
ABSOLUTELY PERFECT.
Photonzos 8 months ago
0:56
RAAAAAAAAPE
QashQai03 9 months ago
I'll just say this, THAT WAS AMAZING
BATMACE555 9 months ago
HAHAHAHAHAHA DUMB NIGGERRR!!!
DosXsConTecate 9 months ago
@oOoOoStevenoOoOo gtfo
bailsterbailer 9 months ago
@bailsterbailer
lol nahh
oOoOoStevenoOoOo 9 months ago
carl winslow lmfao
R0ccojas0n 9 months ago
Don't laugh at him! He might've had a speech problem. If you don't know the story behind something, then don't say anything about it.
GinnyWeasleyPotter96 9 months ago
@GinnyWeasleyPotter96 if he had a speech problem, why would he sing the national anthem?
pjlballplayer10 9 months ago
@pjlballplayer10 To maybe give him a chance to feel proud.
GinnyWeasleyPotter96 9 months ago
@GinnyWeasleyPotter96 its not exactly a speech problem, he just for or less forgot the lyrics
nelsonr12 9 months ago
is that carl winslow lol?
littletony19 9 months ago 44
I'm Russian and i know how to sing the American anthem
but this,this is just terrible!
maziknight 9 months ago
Officer Carl Winslow?
iamnotascientisi 9 months ago
lol at the guy who wants to burst laughing at 0:30
efsq 9 months ago
@efsq thats who i was laughing at. his reactions are historical
Cheerboy16 9 months ago
lol at the end the guy said "go away freak."
worldexistence 9 months ago
Enrico Pallazzo sure has changed!
jarthurcrank 9 months ago
0:27 "for the rabbits we wash..." O_o
speedenforcer918 9 months ago
even worse
openlid45 9 months ago
niggers.
LoveBackmasking 9 months ago
I swear to god if i was there i would be laughing my ass off!
A round of applause for the Audience!
Nikoleiable 9 months ago
press F13 for better quality
alchaman132 9 months ago 104
@alchaman132 Sad thing is, I actually looked for F13 on my keyboard.
ZoneHeroXV 9 months ago
@ZoneHeroXV lololololololol
alchaman132 9 months ago
@alchaman132
lol, I actually looked for the f13 key
efsq 9 months ago 4
@alchaman132 i actually went for the button at first
BlinzerOmega 8 months ago
@BlinzerOmega hahahah lolololol
alchaman132 8 months ago
@alchaman132 I cant find that button...help me..:(
SwissGuitarStarter 7 months ago
@alchaman132 wow, how did i fall for that? lolz
killerbob02 7 months ago
@alchaman132 i wonder if anyone has tried it
tommy11571 7 months ago
@tommy11571 believe me people tried it XD
alchaman132 7 months ago
@alchaman132 Damn you, boy! I pressed F-13 and guess what?! A friggin' chupacabra with head of Bill Gates came out of my PC and bite me leg deeply! Now i need 40(!!!) anti-rabies shots in my ass!
And chupacabra... now that motherfucker lives in my room! And you should see WHAT happens if I forget to fill his bowl Pedi-Gree(ONLY(!!!) chicken flavour)! I'm a mess now!
I'm gonna sue your smart ass, dude! Now gimme you lawyers number!
Travmapunk 7 months ago
@alchaman132 press F0 for a better comment.
becefalus 6 months ago 32
@becefalus how???
osmark86 5 months ago
@osmark86 ask Osama.......
becefalus 5 months ago
@alchaman132 i dont got a F13 key on my keyboard
MelancholyApples 6 months ago in playlist Fail Blog 5
@MelancholyApples i think thats the joke. its to see how many people looked
Xtdg89x 6 months ago
@alchaman132 na, this is fine
Alomegasupreme 6 months ago in playlist Fail Blog
i dont have an f13
melissa7297 6 months ago 2
@alchaman132 press f0 for a better comment...........
becefalus 6 months ago
rebecca blacks got nothing on this
g4vinj44p 9 months ago
WOW!
gdelirium454 9 months ago
judging by the black band on his badge, there've been 2 deaths:
1-a public servant (seriously, may he rest in peace)
2-this dude's dignity
sprinklefriend 9 months ago
/watch?v=3hW4XiagaCY&feature=related
Djangolulu 9 months ago
0:30 dont laugh dont laugh xD
majorjoe046 9 months ago 7
Respect to the officers who were not laughing. Now just dont dress up for the G20 an fuck with society.
shorty050605 9 months ago
did he die ?
fthtrhrr 9 months ago 2
Theyre trying not to laugh at him
AngelDecemberDask 9 months ago
and the VMA goes to.....
prchat 10 months ago
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prchat 10 months ago
0:45. i hope the stars were still there. LOL
Great effort though.
TheFireball100 10 months ago
...i know this better than he does....and i am Canadian....
filecabinet33 10 months ago 5
DUMBASS!
IdiosoAmericano 10 months ago
@supermariogeek7979 Hahahahhaha I rate your comment for that
heeleyboy11 10 months ago
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On December 24,2006 at 8 o'clock in the morning, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead.Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death.His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened.Turns out he was still signed into myspace.She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't repost a chain letter.if you don't repost this to 6 videos a girl with no face will kill you tonight. sorry don't wanna die
RaidEntClan 10 months ago
0:30 that cop did so well to stop himself from bursting out laughing
ares12790 10 months ago 5
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sajeta 10 months ago
@sajeta if that was me i would have laughed my ass so hard
ares12790 10 months ago
lol u can c the whiteguy just smothering his laughter and the ladies going wtf?????
nodevoutt 10 months ago
The most painful minute and ten seconds ever.
Maturin01 10 months ago
@supermariogeek7979 ROFL XD I didn't catch that the 1st time, thanks.
NoTATIOnAnthony 10 months ago
Glad to see that not every american is brainwashed by that exaggerated patriotism and knows that hymn by heart!
LoboPreto 10 months ago
@LoboPreto And do you know anything about YOUR national anthem? Go jump into a giant bowl of old nasty sauerkraut you Nazi!!!!
mjg032 10 months ago
@mjg032 I'm black. I'm far from being a Nazi. In case you're american... I hope you know that Nazi ideology is nowhere else as present as in america (aryan brotherhood, the ku klux klan... you name it) so I rather think you are the Nazi. Fanatic patriotism is only one step away from nationalism, so please don't defend it and then calle me the Nazi!
LoboPreto 10 months ago
@LoboPreto Well I have Jewish ancestry so I don't think it would do me much good to be a Nazi. Besides, you say your black., well I have two words for you-Louis Farrakhan. He has enough Nazi in him for 10,000 aryan brotherhoods and KKK, and yes I am an American. So there!
mjg032 10 months ago
guy at 0:28 wants to just laugh so badly
jarkool 10 months ago
We're laughing WITH you, not AT you.
im264shirt 10 months ago
Lmao!!!
"By thee don's" haha
AzLunny 10 months ago
did anyone notice there is no 1:09 ?
john1989100 10 months ago 2
Carl of Duty: Black Cops FTW!!
MrRoflcopter9000 10 months ago 9
The cop at 0:30 is amused.
Pikkuzelikki 10 months ago
The cop at 0:23 is not amused...
Gilmaris 10 months ago
HAHAHAHA black people make everything funny!
spideykoonrulz 10 months ago
The cop looks like a cop from Grand Theft Auto IV.
ElevationLowJJ 10 months ago 4
@ElevationLowJJ Yeah, the fat black cop? There's also a few fat white cops. I can escape from the fat one's in no time! It's a little trickier for the skinny ones.
bieberhaterforever1 10 months ago
Kim Kardashian should take some vocal lessons from this guy
jayhow92 10 months ago 2
sad...
DANNYROCKHOT 10 months ago
Omg, how embarrassing,...what happened, did the CD player not work that day? LMAO, what city was that???
SniperSam 10 months ago
The guy at 0:34 reminds me of Michael Cera
supertrace789 11 months ago
AND THE HOOOOME OF THHHEE PRIX
SMW8765 11 months ago
Those women at 00:44 are no longer rejoicing in the anthem, they're just fucking praying.
tizotube100 11 months ago
Is that one freaking crying?
hiddenunknownvpower 11 months ago
@hiddenunknownvpower Nah. Just trying so hard not to laugh.
Flamingcowz1212 11 months ago
he is the next american idol
tombo743 11 months ago
EPIC FAIL
ZEKEZOERNER 11 months ago
and tha hoooom of thaaaaa breeeeve
ExesAndOwes 11 months ago