@Kreedz0 hey bro, thorpe can only beat phelps in 2 free . maybe. it'd be one hell of a race. yes thorpe not being there def made it easier. plus the dude messed up it wasn't a performance enhancing drug. give credit where credit is do or shut the fuck up
Spanish is a European language formed in Spain...clueless americans slander ur mothers instead n hopefully the damn mexicans etc turn ur country into a brown indian shithole
You want to impress me michael? Rip a bong, and then swim 100 meters underwater in the same breath. Only then, will you reach champion status hahahahahahahah
I just learned that Phelps used the sharkskin swim suit to win in the 2008 Olympics. He is responsible for projecting a positive image to the kids. He has failed at this responsibility. He has also failed at beating any of my swim speeds from 1979/80/.
I have a passion to put him in his place and that place is in a position in which he drinks the water from my wake.
I ask that in future events that all swimmers be forced to wear exactly the same swim suit, swim cap, and goggles.
@TheHotTunes your so jealous of MP hahahahahaa you suck compared to michael, he is the best olympian of all fucking time, admit it. if you were better than him like you claim to be, wheres your name? i read it as MP greatest olympian not your name.
MP you are SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AMAZING! You have a body of hard work, dedication, and commitment! Breaking 50 seconds in the 100 butterfly makes you an even bigger PHENOM! I love your wings or lats. I want your body next to mine. HANDSOME Fastest Human in the H20! You KICK All ASSESsss
did you mean "bong hits TOO?" not "to" hmmmm you might need to put the bong down yourself... but there is a difference between a jaded person like you and Michael Phelps... he can hit off a bong and STILL break 50 seconds and win gold and you are still a no named jaded person looking for attention.... my advice....
Umm I am not look for attention in anyway shape or form over youtube. I never even compared myself to Michael Phelps so I really don't know were you got that assumption. And I am jaded just because I forgot to add the last "o" on the word "too"? Lol dude chill out, you can't judge my entire level of intelligence just because of one spelling mistake.
Um actually... i didn't judge you... you did that yourself LOL
and this isn't about whether I need to chill out...it's about you making childish comments about Phelps taking more Bong hits...my advice.. don't try comedy... leave that for the funny people.. the joke is OLD! LOL We all know he got caught with a bong.. actually, everyone should smoke..i know it might help you spell better and the world would be a better place without Youtube trolls like you.. Phelps is the man! :) hugs cupcake
You said I was jaded, so you actually did judge me lol. And I was not being a troll, I was just kidding around. And I do smoke lol. Anyway dude, this conversation is stupid so I am done contributing. Peace out dude
HAHA nice man... well.. i am 16 years sober... so thank you all the same for the offer... but if i ever fall off the wagon, then i'm coming your way for that blunt LOLOL:) peace
Five golds and a sliver and Michael beat that big mouth Cavic.The German guy didn't talk shit like the other guy,he said it was because of the swim suit.Cavic got his ass wipped again.
Yeahh, that would be sick. I think he's more of a distance swimmer though if you ask me, considering all of his medals, or most of them anyways, were won in over a 100 race. it's good to know he can pace himself though.
I thought swimming was about as exciting to watch as bowling until I had a little rascal say he wanted to be on a swim team...interesting how kid's change our priorities!
I am sorry if you don't like this comment but I believe that the ones that play game after game until they finally get that one gold medal work just as hard as Michael. Like the basketball players , the volleyball players,and the baseball players. I know he worked hard and he is absolutely a wonderful athlete for doing so.
MP needs to clear the trials, the heats, the semifinals, then the final in order to win a gold medal. That is his own individual work. He has no luxury of calling time out, nor can he substitute a nother swimmer to swim for him. Basketball, baseball, and volleyball are team sports, so one gold per team is fair. Although I would love to see the slam dunk and the three-pointers contest added in to the Olympics.
I am just not going to say he is the best olympian. I think Misty May-Trainer and Kerri Walsh are right up there with him. They have to work hard and train hard before the olympics too. But I admire Michael more for so many other reasons outside the olympics.
LOL I can't believe you compared Misty-May-Trainer and Kerri Walsh with Michael Phelps! If those broads are right there with Phelps it's because they're waiting on his every command.
NO charges against Micheal sweet.The person(s) who tried to sell the bong on ebay,that is physical evidence and u and the others are being charged.Fuck yeah!!
South Carolina u have to be joking about charging MIchael,and it happened in november.Don't u have more serious crimes.Michael you can't trust some people b/c they will sell you out .U couldn't have been the only one smoking mota.
Seriously, everyone who is making a big deal out of what Michael did needs to grow up. HE'S HUMAN!!! I assure you that all great atheletes at some point in their life have done drugs, to make this one a big deal adn pound him down for it is pathetic, adn people need to find new things to write about. GO MICHAEL!!!!
See he wasn't s hitting weed it was Beijing Pool Water. It the new thing now. Try some its wild man. People forget the bong thing, hes just being a young man and doing what people do, from the president to the world most renowned artist, people get high and they still achieve great things. Grow up, America and take a hit or shut the hell up.
your mangling of the english language indicates you are asiatic..probably chinese .. whose sportsmen and women are the biggest dopers and regulation fiddling cheats to ever compete at the olympics
you're an idiot...............Who doesn't smoke pot? Michael Phelps is the best swimmer who's ever lived and weed has nothing to do with his performance......................Are australian by any chance?
listen, it's pretty simple. Michael hasn't done anything wrong. I hate the double standards in american society. Weed would never help anybody increase his performance. It would do the opposite. Everybody is crucifying michael for doing Nothing. Has Michael failed an anti-doping control? The answer is NO.
Track has a lot of events, in fact two previous great Olympians came from TF. Paavo Numi of Finland, and Carl Lewis of the USA, both had 9 gold medals. Phelps can do all kind of strokes because he is that good. Most swimmers like myself train for the whole entire life just to compete in one particular stroke/distance.
Humans are no match for Phelps... they should of put sharks in the pool with him to race and then after he beat the shark in a race give him a sword and make him fight the shark in the pool.
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Fuck off with that Swimming shit no-one watches or cares about and about 4 nations take seriously. As said on TV many times in Swimming theres a ridiculous number of events and everyone is the same, new record every race..medals handed out like confetti
Its like allowing the Star of Olympics Usain Bolt to run same 100-200 meters 5 times just swinging arms slightly differently each time..oh and chuck in 3 shitty relays to complete the farce. Bolt smashed long standing records in the #1 event
are you stupid or just...stupid. swimming gets the best ratings in the olympics now. look up your shit before you spout off and look like a fool. get your ass in the water or on the track and see what you can do.
ya right michael won 8 gold medals...which means he got gold and won every single race he was in...usain was talented a runner sure michael was too but he workd hard too
Firstly any claim is bogus for basketball game given that China TV viewing is completely unquantifiable..plus your basing it solely on China given that basketball is a tiny niche sport of little interest outside america. The #1 verified most viewed event at the Olypmics was Usain Bolt 100m win
The Football World Cup as the #1 sports event on Earth gets just over double the Olympic audience...which shares 2nd place with the annual Champions League Final in Football
hahahaa..classic insecure yank paranoia.."angry"..and anti-american accusation???..given yanks have an inferiority persecution complex
Basketball i had no idea we had a team, only remotely known player here is a woman Lauren Jackson..no-one cares about basketball. There aint a single nation outside of overgrown ghetto people in american slums where it aint a minorty niche recreational pastime. Football is worlds #1 sport, worlds #1 valuable team Manchester United, #1 wealthiest player Beckham
you seem so angry over nothing. there's not need for name calling. we can have a mature conversation with bitterness. Both men both records, okay get over it.
you do have an olympic team which everyone thought would be us.
wealthiest player is Tiger.
soccer is number one everywhere besides North America.
Again.."bitterness"?.."angry"?..PMSL..its yank paranoia spilling over as per usual..persecution inferiority complex over supposed anti-americanism. You mistake ridicule for dislike. Get that checked out girly..therapists are two a penny in america
Basketball is non-existant here like it is in most parts of the world..more popular among girls (after netball)..our only known player is Lauren Jackson. I couldnt name a single aussie player..not interested. Wealthiest in america Footballs Beckham
I wish i could break 50 even for freestyle....
anngrannersxxx 2 weeks ago
Soz about the comment didnt mean to be like tht =/
DaEmoLove 1 month ago
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DaEmoLove 1 month ago
@DaEmoLove remove this disgusting comment
or i'll remove it for you
bluewhale18 1 month ago
I'm going to beat Michael Phelps, not out of cockiness but out of respect and admiration .
northkoreanwar01 2 months ago
Today I figured out I had Marfans syndrome. Now I see on wiki that I might have an advantage when it comes to swimming, because this guy has it too.
CaramelHoteI 5 months ago
He is a monster xD !!!
DiabrusGM 6 months ago
seriously im 6ft3 and my arm span is 6ft6in and im sure its still growing because 5 months ago it was only 6ft1inches
best496 11 months ago
@best496 i'm 7'4 and my arm span is 8'6. im sure it's still growing because last month, it was only 7'2...
WHATS YOUR POINT?
iMPERiOUS 7 months ago
@iMPERiOUS its 6ft9 now and i can touch my knees without bending
best496 7 months ago
oh hey there a freshman who beat michel phelps record at his age and is now at st francis FUCK YEA btw i swim with him to
popetottle 11 months ago
@popetottle i beat the world record in my bathtub. and whats ur point?
iMPERiOUS 7 months ago
@iMPERiOUS he beat his time at 15 at JO in some event look up Curtis Ogren
popetottle 7 months ago
Hes not a human hes a fish!!!!
IWearMyCapBackwards 1 year ago
ryan lochte vs michael phelps winer of twoo
thebeatlesquetevalga 1 year ago
pot = gold medals
Bleedingbox 1 year ago
I'm sorry but he isn't the greatest swimmer at all.. He won all those gold medals because Ian Thorpe wasn't there ... Bloody American druggy.
Peace =]
Kreedz0 1 year ago
@Kreedz0 Your just Jealous cause Australia doesnt have Micheal Phelps! LOL he belongs to the USA=The Greatest Country in Swimming!
ConcreteSurfer420 1 year ago
@ConcreteSurfer420 are you serious...? LOL
erikdewind1990 1 year ago
@erikdewind1990 Look at the Medal Count in Swimming! LOL! USA ALL THE WAY!
ConcreteSurfer420 1 year ago
@Kreedz0 best ever >.>
Peace =3
Bleedingbox 1 year ago
@Kreedz0 hey bro, thorpe can only beat phelps in 2 free . maybe. it'd be one hell of a race. yes thorpe not being there def made it easier. plus the dude messed up it wasn't a performance enhancing drug. give credit where credit is do or shut the fuck up
000supernova 1 year ago
i toltay agree with u
hsmhottie25 1 year ago
What does Cw stand for ?!
Soham1997 1 year ago
Hey what is CW ...?!
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XJorgeLorenzoSpainX 1 year ago
Let him smoke weed!
Nightmonkey17 1 year ago
@Nightmonkey17 hate
hsmhottie25 1 year ago
My inspiration! i hope to swim next to you in 2016 in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil.
archenemy2242 1 year ago
this Guy is a fish LOL wtf man
mtlballer07 1 year ago
You want to impress me michael? Rip a bong, and then swim 100 meters underwater in the same breath. Only then, will you reach champion status hahahahahahahah
vrednie 1 year ago
i swimm faster than him!!! i ll kick his ass!!!
alexvanvan 1 year ago
@alexvanvan SHUT UP COW HEAD
ilovephelps85 1 year ago
I just learned that Phelps used the sharkskin swim suit to win in the 2008 Olympics. He is responsible for projecting a positive image to the kids. He has failed at this responsibility. He has also failed at beating any of my swim speeds from 1979/80/.
I have a passion to put him in his place and that place is in a position in which he drinks the water from my wake.
I ask that in future events that all swimmers be forced to wear exactly the same swim suit, swim cap, and goggles.
TheHotTunes 1 year ago
@TheHotTunes your so jealous of MP hahahahahaa you suck compared to michael, he is the best olympian of all fucking time, admit it. if you were better than him like you claim to be, wheres your name? i read it as MP greatest olympian not your name.
fittybombom 1 year ago
i beat this guy some day
rob7613 1 year ago
YEAH RITE I BET U CANT EVEN BEAT THE SLOWEST WATER TURTLE LOSER
ilovephelps85 1 year ago
strongest swimmer ever!
edgarstheman22 1 year ago
He is so fish-like, its intreguing. Good vid/song m8
PumpDunz 1 year ago
highly suspicious of doping.
royng888 1 year ago
U see people, weed smokers arent necessarily lazy and/or slow.
Wildzide00 1 year ago
boxing? wew
mysassy 1 year ago
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calibeach4eva 1 year ago
hes sooo sexy!!!!
omg he announced that the 2012 london olympics will be his LAST!
IM GOING TO DIE!
cailtinluvscaptian 1 year ago
he's not gay - he is one superhot heterosexual male - that's what keeps getting him in trouble
ledzepmama 1 year ago 3
i like that vid makes me want to kick ass in the pool like i do all ready
poolsark2 2 years ago
He looks like screech!!
modesthorse 2 years ago
His body is killing me. O dear! I'd have sex with him and Biedermann together:))) uf, sweet thing:)
silvia19817 2 years ago
I heard a rumor that Phelp is gay. Is that true?
radicalevolutions 2 years ago
NO THAT IS SOOOOOOOOOO NOT TRUE
ilovephelps85 2 years ago
how do you know it's not true?
radicalevolutions 2 years ago
@radicalevolutions hav u seen his girlfrends?
ipodfreek955 1 year ago 3
yes I've seen a picture of his girlfriend I've also saw a picture of his boy friend.
radicalevolutions 1 year ago
That video ROCKS!!
Well done :)
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tietajajoshua 2 years ago
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I'm hiting the bong like michael...
Attila347 2 years ago
I find this video interesting for the first minute.
Atte000 2 years ago
Questo da tanto che è dopato se piscia nell'orto fa crescere zucchine e pomodori di 10 kg l'uno
marquis986 2 years ago
yo sere mejor k el aunque el sea muy bueno lo admire esperemos k sea mejor k el
eulgenio 2 years ago
omg 1:05...
jzthug44 2 years ago
I love Phelps, and I just go crazy when I see a LZR RACER! That suit is just freaking awesome LOL
SLIM24lok 2 years ago
MP you are SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AMAZING! You have a body of hard work, dedication, and commitment! Breaking 50 seconds in the 100 butterfly makes you an even bigger PHENOM! I love your wings or lats. I want your body next to mine. HANDSOME Fastest Human in the H20! You KICK All ASSESsss
BodyPaintedDoll 2 years ago 16
take a couple of bong hits to, that will help
MasterofDisaster17 2 years ago
did you mean "bong hits TOO?" not "to" hmmmm you might need to put the bong down yourself... but there is a difference between a jaded person like you and Michael Phelps... he can hit off a bong and STILL break 50 seconds and win gold and you are still a no named jaded person looking for attention.... my advice....
shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
XxSpartaxX 2 years ago 3
Umm I am not look for attention in anyway shape or form over youtube. I never even compared myself to Michael Phelps so I really don't know were you got that assumption. And I am jaded just because I forgot to add the last "o" on the word "too"? Lol dude chill out, you can't judge my entire level of intelligence just because of one spelling mistake.
My advice..... shut up.
MasterofDisaster17 2 years ago 2
Um actually... i didn't judge you... you did that yourself LOL
and this isn't about whether I need to chill out...it's about you making childish comments about Phelps taking more Bong hits...my advice.. don't try comedy... leave that for the funny people.. the joke is OLD! LOL We all know he got caught with a bong.. actually, everyone should smoke..i know it might help you spell better and the world would be a better place without Youtube trolls like you.. Phelps is the man! :) hugs cupcake
XxSpartaxX 2 years ago
You said I was jaded, so you actually did judge me lol. And I was not being a troll, I was just kidding around. And I do smoke lol. Anyway dude, this conversation is stupid so I am done contributing. Peace out dude
MasterofDisaster17 2 years ago
it's all good bro LOL i'm giving you a hard time... if i weren't sober, i too would smoke out LOLOL
XxSpartaxX 2 years ago
arite dude, if u ever come to the east coast we will smoke a blunt together
peace
MasterofDisaster17 2 years ago
HAHA nice man... well.. i am 16 years sober... so thank you all the same for the offer... but if i ever fall off the wagon, then i'm coming your way for that blunt LOLOL:) peace
XxSpartaxX 2 years ago
Michael Phelps The Best
hichem465 2 years ago 6
Five golds and a sliver and Michael beat that big mouth Cavic.The German guy didn't talk shit like the other guy,he said it was because of the swim suit.Cavic got his ass wipped again.
jwsm2 2 years ago 4
Breaking 50 seconds for 100 meters Butterfly is Unbelievably SPEEEEEEEEEEEDSTER PHENOM
BodyPaintedDoll 2 years ago 25
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PHELPS IS A WHORES CUNT
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he's smokin' hot!
25Obama 2 years ago
omg!!!!! i luv michael phelps!!!!!!!!!
phelpsphan61 2 years ago 8
OMG!!!! the only reason michael phelps lost his race to that other dude wuz cuz he wore a suit that is 4 cheatrz!!!!!! anyway, HE IS MY HUSBAND!!!
phelpsphan61 2 years ago
Like Rocky, Phelps will get up and destroy that german guy's time
bluewhale18 2 years ago 3
1:08 is crazy
oyahfftlisawsome 2 years ago 3
great video
bat400 2 years ago 4
i love mike because he proves you can still do pot and kick every health nuts ass in a 500 free. lol.
MAGtheSICK 2 years ago
Michael almost broke the 100 fly record at the montreal cup on june 2009. What events do you guys think michael will swim in Rome's worlds?
juandi2570 2 years ago
he's deffinately swimming relay.
i know that.
what do you think?
MAGtheSICK 2 years ago
I think he's gonna compete in six races: 100 back, 100 freestyle, 100 butterfly, 200 butterfly , 200 freestyle and 4x200 freestyle relay.
juandi2570 2 years ago
i agree with all except the back. i have a feeling they'll probably put matt grevers in.
MAGtheSICK 2 years ago
It'd be nice to see Phelps win in and the 100 free. Michael is such a versatile swimmer.
juandi2570 2 years ago
Yeahh, that would be sick. I think he's more of a distance swimmer though if you ask me, considering all of his medals, or most of them anyways, were won in over a 100 race. it's good to know he can pace himself though.
MAGtheSICK 2 years ago
guess he will break again some records :D
MrSparkx27 2 years ago 2
This could have been called the many caps of michael phelps
flyboy10first 2 years ago
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Milorad Čavić is better then Phelps!!!!!!!!!!!Serbia!!!!
branzeor89 2 years ago
u keep dreamin'
nate11star 2 years ago 2
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mbd812 2 years ago
He has broad shoulders. i do not know what TheSweeJay is talking about.
JUSTTTTTMEEEEE 2 years ago
Excellent video! My 9-year-old listens to it before swim practice and is just mesmerized by Phelps!
amf5300 2 years ago 7
OMG! phelps is so freakin awesome... i love you Phelps, love you, love you, love you... nice video dude! :D
watchgirl4 2 years ago
All you people who believe weed will cripple you and make you dumb..........suck a bong. I am a successful pot head too. Shut your hole
specifictender 2 years ago
He's got tiny shoulders
TheSweeJay 2 years ago
i can honestly say id rather watch the bold and the beautyful then watch prick phelps swim.
mcpresso 2 years ago
are you not able to swim? or a relative of spitz?
wildswimmercnd 2 years ago
i can swim ya know but watching somebody swim is fuckin sooo boring, thats my opinion though so if you dont like it then ur pretty piss poor.
mcpresso 2 years ago
I thought swimming was about as exciting to watch as bowling until I had a little rascal say he wanted to be on a swim team...interesting how kid's change our priorities!
amf5300 2 years ago
absolutely awsome, love the song and the pictures, love our super GOLD BOY, GO MICHAEL your the best
parme66 2 years ago
I am sorry if you don't like this comment but I believe that the ones that play game after game until they finally get that one gold medal work just as hard as Michael. Like the basketball players , the volleyball players,and the baseball players. I know he worked hard and he is absolutely a wonderful athlete for doing so.
JUSTTTTTMEEEEE 2 years ago
MP needs to clear the trials, the heats, the semifinals, then the final in order to win a gold medal. That is his own individual work. He has no luxury of calling time out, nor can he substitute a nother swimmer to swim for him. Basketball, baseball, and volleyball are team sports, so one gold per team is fair. Although I would love to see the slam dunk and the three-pointers contest added in to the Olympics.
BoeingRules 2 years ago
I am just not going to say he is the best olympian. I think Misty May-Trainer and Kerri Walsh are right up there with him. They have to work hard and train hard before the olympics too. But I admire Michael more for so many other reasons outside the olympics.
JUSTTTTTMEEEEE 2 years ago
LOL I can't believe you compared Misty-May-Trainer and Kerri Walsh with Michael Phelps! If those broads are right there with Phelps it's because they're waiting on his every command.
MankoLKR 2 years ago
Who are you? Some guy that thinks that woman are beneath men.
JUSTTTTTMEEEEE 2 years ago
slam dunk...yeah
branzeor89 2 years ago
Phelps is the greatest athlete of all time!
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modo203 2 years ago
I can not say he is the greatest olympic champion ever but he is among the best of them.
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AndrerBoy 2 years ago
great vid
BloodRaine252 2 years ago
You are forgiven!!! :)
ruhopi2 2 years ago
its th best
gtsegtsss 2 years ago
its great video
gtsegtsss 2 years ago
He likes pot...
OrlandoRojas22 2 years ago
Who cares?
juandi2570 2 years ago
NO charges against Micheal sweet.The person(s) who tried to sell the bong on ebay,that is physical evidence and u and the others are being charged.Fuck yeah!!
jwsm2 2 years ago 2
too bad its not illegal to own or sell bongs
LakaiTillYouDie 2 years ago
2:05 look like he's blowing out smoke!
mc1703 2 years ago
lol yeah
FamilyGuyFan94 2 years ago
Great. Thanks.
Minuvash 2 years ago
how am i to get inspired from this shit video
rvraven 3 years ago
you are amazing Michael.
keep it green and gold :]
alphaville3 3 years ago 3
South Carolina u have to be joking about charging MIchael,and it happened in november.Don't u have more serious crimes.Michael you can't trust some people b/c they will sell you out .U couldn't have been the only one smoking mota.
jwsm2 3 years ago 5
Seriously, everyone who is making a big deal out of what Michael did needs to grow up. HE'S HUMAN!!! I assure you that all great atheletes at some point in their life have done drugs, to make this one a big deal adn pound him down for it is pathetic, adn people need to find new things to write about. GO MICHAEL!!!!
AznDangster 3 years ago 2
you sounded like chris crocker.
he's human! leave him alone!
lol. i agree with you though.
MAGtheSICK 2 years ago
I swear hes part fish....
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radhood94 3 years ago
See he wasn't s hitting weed it was Beijing Pool Water. It the new thing now. Try some its wild man. People forget the bong thing, hes just being a young man and doing what people do, from the president to the world most renowned artist, people get high and they still achieve great things. Grow up, America and take a hit or shut the hell up.
CAJUNNSC 3 years ago 2
Um actually there is proof hes smoking weed he got arrested for it.......it was on the news
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Michael Phelps is not bad but he is a big Cheater. Sorry but this is my meaning!!!
R0ccat 3 years ago
your mangling of the english language indicates you are asiatic..probably chinese .. whose sportsmen and women are the biggest dopers and regulation fiddling cheats to ever compete at the olympics
mikew909 3 years ago
Imagine how much faster he would have gone if the Beijing Olympic Pool had bong water in it!!!!!!!
baysidelad1 3 years ago
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Michael Phelps proved that marijuana is GOOD for you. Phelps wouldn't have won so many medals if he didn't smoke weed.
I'm a swimmer and have been wanting to improve my performance. Last week I bought an ounce of really good sh*t and my times are improving already !
I can't wait until my lungs are 30% bigger, too, so I can inhale a whole bowl full at once.
The only problem is that I'm up to 22,000 calories a day, now, because of major munchies.
logansGT 3 years ago
you're an idiot...............Who doesn't smoke pot? Michael Phelps is the best swimmer who's ever lived and weed has nothing to do with his performance......................Are australian by any chance?
juandi2570 3 years ago
LMFAO @ juandi. You didn't disappoint, numbnuts........you took the bait, hook line and sinker !!!
logansGT 3 years ago
listen, it's pretty simple. Michael hasn't done anything wrong. I hate the double standards in american society. Weed would never help anybody increase his performance. It would do the opposite. Everybody is crucifying michael for doing Nothing. Has Michael failed an anti-doping control? The answer is NO.
juandi2570 3 years ago
You still don't "get it" do you, juandi. My comment was meant to be HUMOROUS.....jeez !
I need to go do something more productive.....'scuse me while I get my bong.
Ciao (*_~)
logansGT 2 years ago
Track has a lot of events, in fact two previous great Olympians came from TF. Paavo Numi of Finland, and Carl Lewis of the USA, both had 9 gold medals. Phelps can do all kind of strokes because he is that good. Most swimmers like myself train for the whole entire life just to compete in one particular stroke/distance.
BoeingRules 3 years ago
DCprod~
Hsuswimming 3 years ago
PEIAT
Pursue
Excellence
In
All
Things!!!!!
ruhopi2 3 years ago
wow its so animal like to watch him in slow-mo or still pics.
uknowigotit2002 3 years ago
wait didnt some one said that they would b honored 2 lose 2 him?? thats a little much....:) funny tho hahah
bamitsswimming 3 years ago
Nice pics and Nice music
korekhar86 3 years ago
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pretty damn close but not the greatest olympian, not even sure if hes the best swimmer of all time.
DCProductions77 3 years ago
your a fucking idiot.
Hsuswimming 3 years ago 2
i love michael phelps!!!!!!
i met him! and i get to swim with him in march! love love love him!!
:]
ILoveMichaelPhelps08 3 years ago 7
youre kidding............omfg
swimchamp4life 3 years ago
How??!
xEric1993 3 years ago
Humans are no match for Phelps... they should of put sharks in the pool with him to race and then after he beat the shark in a race give him a sword and make him fight the shark in the pool.
wolverine22blue 3 years ago 6
ROFLMAO that wuld be fuckin epic xD
Surfkid55 3 years ago
Phelps is one of the Greatest American Atheletes to every be shown in the Olympics.
xxxDeath9572xxx 3 years ago
the timing was off at the beginning
jugglinsoccerballz 3 years ago
i met him!!!
iluvmileycyrus0812 3 years ago
when?
frameshopperxxx 3 years ago
november 1st at the sports authority in hoffman estates
iluvmileycyrus0812 3 years ago
omg, did u get to talk to him?
frameshopperxxx 3 years ago
yea..not for super long though...he was just signing...maybe for like 2 or 3 minutes
iluvmileycyrus0812 3 years ago
i wish i could swim with him.. it'll be a honor loosing against him!
i just love him!
jazzman3013 3 years ago
i masturbat* to his video every night.... ;)
fuckmehardplzz 3 years ago 4
Phelps' greatest effort was in swimming home from the Olympics.
Jitterbug200714 3 years ago
well, i would to if i was phelps, its faster than taking a plane home
bygone44 3 years ago
he would get eaten by a shark if he did that
fuckmehardplzz 3 years ago
Yes, Phelps is the best and everybody with a sane mind knows this! The others are just jealous of him!!!
deb74pv 3 years ago 2
luv u michael phelps...
catsrule137 3 years ago
michael phelps is amazing and strong not to mention cute too. laugh out loud
Mimi2448 3 years ago
When Michael Phelps Jumps in the water he doesn't get wet... The water gets Michael Phelps.
We should all try to be more like him... or chuck Norris
Waterboy01270 3 years ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
Fuck off with that Swimming shit no-one watches or cares about and about 4 nations take seriously. As said on TV many times in Swimming theres a ridiculous number of events and everyone is the same, new record every race..medals handed out like confetti
Its like allowing the Star of Olympics Usain Bolt to run same 100-200 meters 5 times just swinging arms slightly differently each time..oh and chuck in 3 shitty relays to complete the farce. Bolt smashed long standing records in the #1 event
Slater071 3 years ago
are you stupid or just...stupid. swimming gets the best ratings in the olympics now. look up your shit before you spout off and look like a fool. get your ass in the water or on the track and see what you can do.
dirtycavemen 3 years ago 3
most watched event in the Olympics
touquoise 3 years ago
Correct..the star of the Olympics Usain Bolt winning the 100m was by far the most watched event at the Olympics.
Slater071 3 years ago
ya right michael won 8 gold medals...which means he got gold and won every single race he was in...usain was talented a runner sure michael was too but he workd hard too
iluvmileycyrus0812 3 years ago
the most watched event was the USA v China in basketball if we're going by viewers. the most watched event in history.
swimming drew the more viewers overall.
not sure about Track. it was often taped so we Americans knew the results before in aired. maybe the most watched everywhere else.
touquoise 3 years ago
PMSL
Complete Bullshit
Firstly any claim is bogus for basketball game given that China TV viewing is completely unquantifiable..plus your basing it solely on China given that basketball is a tiny niche sport of little interest outside america. The #1 verified most viewed event at the Olypmics was Usain Bolt 100m win
The Football World Cup as the #1 sports event on Earth gets just over double the Olympic audience...which shares 2nd place with the annual Champions League Final in Football
Slater071 3 years ago
why are you so angry? bitter because the US beat Australia in Basketball.
USA v China was the most watched event.
um do you have prof that is was Bolt?
hmm, you mean soccer...?
soccer is the most popular sport in the world, but NFL is the wealthiest.
touquoise 3 years ago
hahahaa..classic insecure yank paranoia.."angry"..and anti-american accusation???..given yanks have an inferiority persecution complex
Basketball i had no idea we had a team, only remotely known player here is a woman Lauren Jackson..no-one cares about basketball. There aint a single nation outside of overgrown ghetto people in american slums where it aint a minorty niche recreational pastime. Football is worlds #1 sport, worlds #1 valuable team Manchester United, #1 wealthiest player Beckham
Slater071 3 years ago
anti-American??
you seem so angry over nothing. there's not need for name calling. we can have a mature conversation with bitterness. Both men both records, okay get over it.
you do have an olympic team which everyone thought would be us.
wealthiest player is Tiger.
soccer is number one everywhere besides North America.
touquoise 3 years ago
Again.."bitterness"?.."angry"?..PMSL..its yank paranoia spilling over as per usual..persecution inferiority complex over supposed anti-americanism. You mistake ridicule for dislike. Get that checked out girly..therapists are two a penny in america
Basketball is non-existant here like it is in most parts of the world..more popular among girls (after netball)..our only known player is Lauren Jackson. I couldnt name a single aussie player..not interested. Wealthiest in america Footballs Beckham
Slater071 3 years ago