Pesche's Ultima Weapon.. from his pants!

[Gabryella2010]

=)))

[oskyrus]

The best fakeout ever.. Would you see it coming?

[Fabio1349]

Priceless...

[crazyondaime]

AH!!! THE FOURTH WALL!!!!!

[TheRct3freak]

how does he fit a sword that big into his pants?

[OrganCollector]

@TheRct3freak I'll tell you the same thing I've told someone else earlier who had the same question: It's the same way I've seen people conceal a gun in their pants: Very bloody carefully. :-P

Also, it's Pesche...It would probably be better if we didn't know O_o

[lordseshomaru86]

best. scene. ever!

and Uryu... I can't remember the last time I found him funny! Don't break the 4th wall!!!!

[TRFJazz123456789abz]

@lordseshomaru86 whats the 4th wall?? >.>

[13ReaperSoul]

Szayael's face at 0:20-0:26 was priceless!

[xXRaShUrKXx]

pesche oh! you arrancar troll

[CascadeFreak]

He pulled his "Detachable Dick Sword" out of his pants. that's why Szayel was suprised.

[Fabio1349]

I'm crying for laughter XD

[ZelatorUK]

Pulling out!!!! ^^

[Dandelion32]

My reaction wasn't really much different than Szayel's...

[Amazerfullz]

"Woah he actually got a hit on that guy!"

"yeah but are you sure we can air that?"

[sasukefan866532ify1]

Oddly enough, I felt worse for Szayel having to watch him pull out his "Zanpakto" than him getting slashed by it, to bad he didn't have time to disinfect himself XD

[SenseiOfPower]

Quit breaking the fourth wall, Ishida xD

[KarinetSasuke01]

I thought dirty at first like you, Szayel

[MusicOfDraw]

this is too much powerful xD

[RitaRepede]

Pesche isnt afraid to talk about that stuff he reminds me of sai from naruto

[AzariahKyras]

o.0

[MorinagaZero15]

!You shouldn't copy him, don'tcha know!"

[Tiffany67756]

Do I hear Naruto music?

[BadassHater1]

so we have Bleach version of Deadpool over here...

[bluedragonX1000]

holy shit wonder wat pesche was showing uryu this just took bleach to a whole new level

[Okaketsu]

omg that so wrong in so many level

[stefanuchiha06]

this is on english dub now but i like sub better

[3weer3]

es la onda...

[goldsaint89]

@Montesama made my day

[MrWezlum18]

I bet Tite Kubo was running out of ideas for powers for Pesche, so he just said, "eh, fuck it, Pesche's zanpakto is a dildo."

[TheKawaiiChou]

OMG!! LòL

[rosemilia40]

hahaha a dick sword what will he pull from his butt?

[horaiyo]

Best scene of the series. :b

[NaruFanForEva]

"Listen you, my thingy is way thicker and more useful than your thingy." xDDD

[mike48176]

@NaruFanForEva lol

[TopFlavouredQuark]

Dude, how does he fit a sword in his pants?

[animefreakskyler]

@TopFlavouredQuark ikr....wut if it opend up on accident....o.o ewwww

[TopFlavouredQuark]

@animefreakskyler Loool, as Ishida says, they probably couldn't air it.

[animefreakskyler]

@TopFlavouredQuark exactly........BWAHAHAHAAHAHAH­A ehhhhhhhhhhh lol

[animefreakskyler]

@TopFlavouredQuark hahaha probably hahahahahaha......wait.....wut if they did o.o.......awkward

[TopFlavouredQuark]

@animefreakskyler looool... That would be quite something. Bleach would be an adult show after that.

[animefreakskyler]

@TopFlavouredQuark yeeea rated like X hahaha

[Nyrufa]

@TopFlavouredQuark Lilyette or whatever he name is can transform her sword into a horn on her mask.... Maybe he transform his sword into a dick? @_@

[TopFlavouredQuark]

@Nyrufa O_________O Th- that disturbingly makes TOTAL SENSE.

[pureownage779]

I'm scared...

[xanxuslover]

:25 looked really wrong but it was really funny

[Cuti3N3rDx]

Ishida's so considerate of us... XD

[zimtower]

Did I just get a japanese lesson?

[WhateverArtist]

Would it be wrong if I said that I prefer Ishida's thingy to Pesche's?

[SamIAmSXE]

Look everybody, my weenky was a lightsaber!

[ThatClassifiedGuy]

I laughed so hard at this when I first saw it.

[theburntshadow]

Reminds me of how Mayuri takes out his sword.

[ShadowWolf7593]

@Beaniekid99 oh it's waaaaaay funnier in the English dub

[Beaniekid99]

1:34

"listen you, my thingy is way thicker and more useful than your thingy"

am i the only one who finds that disturbing?

[Ektherion00]

They really need to make more references to the show itself more often.

[NaiTaiDai]

Thingy.

Everybody, say "thingy". It's a funny word. XD

[cbonner265]

wats up wit the faces Renji makes O_o

[AAsasori]

uryû disliked this video XD

[vampirelordrex99]

o.o its scary how badly they wanted to see this video isnt it O_o

[Blarghurface]

Watching this so soon after the goddamned New Captain's arc (almost) made the wait for filler's ending worth it! I couldn't believe they put this in. xD

[MichelleMTmusic]

ROFL THAT WAS F*CKIN HILARIOUS

[ChangedFigure]

I wonder how they did that japanese word play joke in the dub version.

[XfishX]

@ChangedFigure Go watch it, the dubbed episode is out already. Instead of the missing innards/bloody coward, they say the whole thing (zoufumeke) means guts, and the fumeke part means gutless.

I completely hate Peshe and Dondechakka, but this scene dubbed is actually pretty funny xD

[kaiyan246]

@XfishX I agree its dead funny

[sharabarz]

freeze at 0:42 the hilt even looks like a penis smh

[MsValkyrie13]

I swear I nearly passed out laughing when I saw this episode in english on adult swim. But it is way better in Japanese with the subs.

[stormer002]

lol, 1:38 "listen you, my thingy is way thicker and more useful than your thingy"

[Usagimisaki123]

OMFG i love this cause it was so funny, i was laughing so hard that i almost passed out from lack of air ^_^

[Maxpheris]

Did you notice it was black? The first time I saw this I almost wet my pants laughing so 'hard'.

[TheXlcj]

now i know why its ultima

[ValentinaXGrimmjow]

Did you see the look on Szayel's face! Priceless

[ThePooeater2]

:D I like turtles~and Takehito Koyasu~

[NejiHyuuga4ever]

LMFAO Oh my god, Pesche is priceless XDDDDDD

[gianygnr666]

LOL."but mine is bigger and more useful and...."

[6zangetsu]

*Pesche reaches his sword/penis*

Szayel: WH-WHY ARE YOU PULLING OUT YOUR PENIS!?!?!

*It was a "sword"*

[ZforZELDA]

HAHAHAHAHA!!! PESCHE FUNNY GUY!!!!

[damabofito]

Please stand by xD

[animangamania]

Szayel's look at 0:20 is priceless.

[Ecardz]

"Do you think its safe for us to put something like that on air?"

[supertea12345]

Lmao Szayel: Wait WAAHT u pullin out O.o

Me: O shitty LOL

Szayel: OMg i thought it was his ... NVM

[WolfPaw19]

"But is it ok for us to put something like that on air?" XDDD LOL Breakin' the 4th wall for a moment.

lol at the end, saying we shouldnt copy him XD

[Maxwell96]

Prepare for my ulitmate attack.

....RANDOM BLACK DI--

oh.. so he is blac--I mean African American

[ogichi32]

Althoughit owuldn't have caught Grantz off gaurd as much, it would have been cool if he pulledit out of his Hollow hole on his gut.

[FirePhazors]

Before he showed the sword, i really just fell off my chair laughing at the idea of Pesche's ultimate weapon, able to harm an Espada, being his dong.

[operaghostandkitty]

Ishida, do you just hate the fourth wall or something? You keep breaking it.

[sharabarz]

it even looks like a dildo look at the hilt at 0:42

[jacek2161]

My thingy is way thicker and more useful than your thingy ! XD

[sailormeo]

When I saw the black thing, I was thinking, HOLY SHIT PSECHE, YOU HAVE A DARK ****!!

[ZeroRequiemGX]

@sailormeo  Saber! XD

[sailormeo]

@ZeroRequiemGX :O OMG! THE RETURN OF DARTH VADER! XD

[ZeroRequiemGX]

Die! Vader! Die!.........Why won't you die?

[sailormeo]

@ZeroRequiemGX D: Don't kill Pesche! Pesche just inhabited his skil C:

[RatmanXX]

Ultima? hmmm... Durex Ultima?

[ellnats]

that sword must be like the blue harvest obi-won saber when he is excited

if i had one of those i need to see lacus clyne from gundam seed to get mine up

[Vampire33432]

lol his sword is like those swords in star wars XD

[dreamergal57]

@Vampire33432 they're calle dlight sabers, ya know

[Vampire33432]

@dreamergal57 now i know :D

[pisceslernin]

Pesche is my favorite character on bleach.

[ellnats]

its a lightsaber he pulled outta his pants and i thoght mace windus purple light saber was gay if he pulled it out like that it would be even gayer

[afixmusicx1210]

"But is it okay for us to put something like that on air?" Oh Uryu, even when Pseche is trying to save your life, you still worry about the minds of children...

This is still one of my favorite episodes! xD I love Pseche! ^_^

[juanking300]

this was a sexual joke from the start..... pseche is AWSOME

[zambina44]

BEST SCENE ever in LIFE xD i die laughing every time

[Camelle1986]

1:36 HOW DARE YOU say that about Uryu! You MUST BE LYING!

[Graverobber94]

for a moment i though he was gonna pull out his dick and pee on szayel

[ilurvebigbutts]

All that time, Szayel was just like O.O . With Fornicaras and Pesche's ahem 'special sword', they could out perv ANYONE!

[VVBlastFuryVV]

And I thought it was a black dick for a second...XD

[ellnats]

what the !$^! its a dick saber

[Anglomachian]

Syazel: W-Wait... what the... did he just...!? Ugh! Brain... melting... Clever strategies... failing me... X_x

[MellowSquash]

why is it black?

[TigerBlade2]

Oh my god, what went through Tit Kubos mind during this?!

[operaghostandkitty]

Gotta love those Japanese wordplay jokes.

[WingedBoom]

goodbye, 4th wall, goodbye censorship, hello comic relief!

[alleycat413]

we all know uryuu has a small thingy we dont need to be re-informed

[Muirbidul]

When the screen went like dat, they were all being disgusted as Pesche explained how "awesome" his zanpakutou is. Ehh.

[Anuon1210]

OMG IS HE PULLING HIS PEN...oh its his sword

[SimpleFixItTechGuru]

" But is it okay for us to put something like that on air? " Lol. I love how they actually talk about the show every once in a while.

[Muirbidul]

@SimpleFixItTechGuru I dunt reellly like that. to me there all thinking about the confused young hollows watching the fight.

[DeathIsEz]

BEHOLD THE PENIS SABER!!!!!!

[UnluckyAmulet]

Why thank you, Pesche, that was very...informative. XD

[TheWarwolf10]

....how did he fit that?

[AhouScreamingCrow]

xD At 0:27 he screams something like "Stendaa"

Its funny because it sounds like 'Ständer' ... it means Boner in german xD

[JinJusuke]

The proof that Szayel Aporro isn´t gay.

[japanesegirl03]

臓腑抜け→腑抜け･･上手い事掛けたなぁ。

ペッシェ大好き！！！

[lunarheart14]

haha, this fight was probably the most perverted fights in bleach xD

[MadrelVision]

0:20

Censored!!!!Ultima!!!!!!!!(Pes­che's Activation)

[nagaking07]

0:39

Ishida broke the 4th wall.

[Junayd100]

Can someone explain to me what they meant at the part when he was explaining the missing inards or something like that? I dont get it.

[Xtwiztidjuggalo]

@Junayd100 the whole missing innards word if the first part is removed it makes "bloody coward" its like a unintentional intentional pun

[Junayd100]

@Xtwiztidjuggalo Oh i see, so by taking out the first couple beggining words of missing innards it makes bloody coward. loool thanks but thats kinda funny.

[Shadowstep181]

@Junayd100 It mean that you touch yourself at night.

[Junayd100]

@Shadowstep181 ..................errr? oooookay.

[zabuza825]

My thingy is alot thicker and taller than your

*STATIC*

O.o

LMAO?

[KyubiTrickster]

pesche wth is wrong with you man?!!

[Yourmother951]

For a minute Szayel looks disappointed when he got cut, he was acting like one of those raped anime characters that say they don't want it but really they do, when he inhaled right before Pesche pulled out his sword, he sounded kind of girly.

[ladybugseatppl]

oh my poor poor szayel u thought it was his thing O.o that makes him a prev doesnt it??? and omg uryuu is that all you do is brake that 4th wall??? how many times has that been now???

[TheEddsworld1]

LOL how the hell does pesche fit that sword right next to his penis and not cut off his penis

[nagaking07]

He's got nothing on Luffy.

He pulled a squid out of his pants.

[deoxys5462]

0:22

Syazel: No! Not the penis! Anything but the pe...oh wait, it's a sword.

[HolyMarluxia]

Syazel whats with the face? deep down we all know that you wanted that to be his thingy and not his word.

[Thoralmir]

Who the hell stores a friggin lightsaber in their pants?!?!?!?

[PhoenixBakura44]

It's true, Pesche may be the master of corny wordplay and the display of phallic weaponry...

BUT I'LL BET ISHIDA'S "THINGY" IS JUST AS USEFUL AS HIS, IF NOT MORE! *shakes fist*

[SpeedTyper101]

Stop calling it a Thingy!!!!!!Gross

[TheChronos17]

O_O O~okay that is beyond weird. and why would anyone put a sword "there"?

[Iamtheoverlord89]

Hey kids, yo shouldn't copy him don't cha know!

[EpicGummyWorm]

way to break the fourth wall, Ishida. 8D

[letitrock96]

0:37 Uryuu broke the fourth wall =D

[AQWorldsOmgslayer]

pause at 0:42 XDDDDDDDDDd

[HolyMarluxia]

The 4th wall!!!!!!!!!! Aizen evil plan !!!!!!!

[saku272]

i think uryu is the only one aware of this being a show

[Selphiriia]

Dude, I remember when my brother was watching Bleach (before I started to watch it) and when he saw this part he started to laugh, and when I asked why, he simply replied:

"Some guy just pulled a thingy from his pants."

Haha! xD

[Dhayo28]

I Love This Part Hahahaha..!!

[AvatarXobsession]

hehe thats funny

and er body there was like WHAT THE FUCKKK?

[Mackerel94]

i almost thought that he was going to pull out his dick and pee on szayel LOOOL

[Taktloss1992]

xDDD

[mwillia1026]

ROFLMFAO AHAHAHAHAHHAHA

[rukiatakeshi]

you'd think Szayel thought he was gonna get raped when pesche was pulling out his weapon lol

[nanaochan100]

at 1:37 HAHAHAHHAHAHHA

[nanaochan100]

at 0:16 what a ... XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[lpenrike]

0:30 that in szayel's sleeve...wasnt exacly blood lol XD

[fusedpower]

this part got me busting up laughing soooo damn hard.....i thought he was gonna actually pull out his dick

[05290066]

@fusedpower

i think that's what szayel aporro also thought haha

[Archkha47]

Lol, very nice.

[Puddles98216]

it looks like that thing you use! LOL!

[bionicleidiet]

Roflmao  Szayel got A TINY,TINY LITTLE bit distracted.

[JiraiyaZantIssun]

Thats Hot .......Gotta love Pesche

[Tomaz015]

Hey, everyone! You shouldn't copy him, dont'cha know! omfg

[WolfxGirlxRyuzaki]

I hope this doesn't get censored when it comes out in english XD

That was epic!

[yugimoto1207]

Me 2

[soveda31]

Listen you, my thingy is way thicker and more useful than your thingy, and-

DAMN THAT WAS HILARIOUS

[megadeath45]

LOLZ!! Szayel got pwned in the WORST possible way XD!

[weezing22arbok]

"Listen you! MY THINGY IS WAY THICKER AND MORE USEFUL THAN YOUR THINGY AND-"

ROFLMAO!!!!! PESCHE ROCKS!!! XDDD Szayel looks pretty confused there... XDDDD

[xxZero09xx]

"Listen you, my thingy is way bigger and more useful than your thingy"

ePiC

[scotplaya]

there should be dondochakka dolls by now. they would profit.

[84Thanatos]

Pesche is effin awesome. I look forward to his next appearance. XDD

[hollowichigo778]

behold the wang sword

[kuraieeexD]

@hollowichigo778 : You mean wank? O.o