The Ultimate Sonic Fan Fiction

[BojanglesUdon]

SUGOIIIII~~ WHO ARE YOU?

[kirbykrew]

1:19-1:29 is the intro to Sonic Generations, bit by bit.

[Quebedify]

everything about this is startlingly accurate

[SuperGamecube64]

I like the part where they say fuck.

[TaCoDuDe66]

he killed himself after he found out i was a furr- i mean ROBOTNIK KILLED HIM!

[MissGeveni]

"He gave it to me after he died."

 how do you give someone somthing AFTER you die??

[piercesonya]

Press 8 for IN THE BUTTHOLE!!!

[vocaloidmiku2001]

i am-*drops pocky on paper* AH SHIT

[Madskillz434]

SUCK MY DICK YOU PUSSY LICKIN ANUS.

[f00tstep]

h\He killed himself after he found out i was furr- I mean robotnik killed him! LMAO!

[DoctorKrabs]

Eggman is Gaben.

[kirby45]

eh?

[monkiyaz]

Robotnic you stop right there you cock-sucking asshole!

[Driftshift66]

Uh... No?

[InfiniteRealmsMedia]

I lol'd pretty hard.

[Danbotology]

7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7...

[cheater30]

2:08 his belly looks like a dick

[akjk1212]

HAHA THIS WAS QUITE RANDOM SIRE 10/10

[Pooky1991]

Oddly this is good compared to alot of fanfics I've seen.

[blank21121]

"suck my fuckin dick you pussy lickin anus!"

Never have words...touched my heart...so deeply.

[ness587]

sonic: GRRR Robotnik you make me so mad!!!

Robotnik:Suck my fuckin dick, you pussy lickin anus

[superlegoninja101]

O.o disturbed beyond soooooo many levels............

[TheTommyk1]

WTF? its retarded and funny and a WTF thing

[GamingworId]

That Was A WTF Moment

[KainForest8]

I MUST THE COCK OF WHO THE FUCK DID THAT........................

MHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[gam3fr3ak179]

sonic:woah man where ya get tht. zipper:my father gave it to me after(after?) he died. sonic:how did ur dad die? zipper:he killed himself when found out i was a fur-I MEAN ROBOTNIK KILLED HIM!! *zip*bang*XDXDXD

[gtamythmaster43]

This made me laugh so hard.

xD

[SEGAMewsfan4eva]

it's taken me SOOOO long to find this again! :D

[pinkycupcake43]

o-o kkkkkk lol

[TreesOfBaylor]

Is this Karnov?

[Chikunnism]

Uhh no, it's me, Dr Newell.

[Li8aGun92]

This is great! XDD

[GlassTapperOfScania]

SUGOI

[piplupfan77]

Woah, man where'd ya get that?

[SuperFoxWon]

.....i will never look at sonicSATAM...AGIAN.

[TheSorrowsGhost]

My father gave it to me

*SRS BUSINESS FACE*

After he died.

[zapper12345678966]

Nothing like furry jokes

[TheTC]

But I know your weakness!

Your weakness is GETTING FUCKED IN THE BUTT-HOLE!!!

[superkeijikun]

2:46

FUCK

[theemrx]

The sad thing is ... if this was a serious fanfic ... it would still be one of the more intelligent examples in the fandom.

[superkeijikun]

"Guys, that's what I'm talking about! Lookit that, that is how language should be, Sega! Us Sonic fans are adults, we can handle a little swearing, alright?"

Two years later, Shadow the Hedgehog is released.

[IceTehHedgehog]

... anyone else reminded of Sonichu?

[HamHatter]

Why Jesus!! WHY!! WHRRRRRYYYYYYY!!!!!

[doh344]

TAILS I SAW WHAT YOU DID WITH SONIC ON GOOGLE IMAGES 0_0 SHUT THE #### UP!!!! AND CHELDREN NEVER LOOK UP SONIC AND TAILS ON GOOGLE

[doh344]

TAILS I SAW WHAT YOU DID WITH SONIC ON GOOGLE IMAGES 0_0 SHUT THE #### UP!!!!

[Zinriusminazen]

Lol, did his father shoot himself because he found out he was a "FURFAG" ?

Is that what he was gonna say ?

[Zinriusminazen]

@doh344

Nah, I think he meant FURFAG... Who's with me ?

[doh344]

@doh344 yes

[XAxiusX]

uuhhh... no.

[FatManWithNoShirt]

this is what goes through the mind of a sonic fan

[SilverTheHedgehogXL]

i love 1:50

[PirateNaziZombie]

I'M BEING RANDOM.

[youthboy14]

It opened up really fucking wide.

[SonicPickle909]

sonic is my favorite mario

[ChoujiMan]

SUCK MY FUCKIN DICK YOU PUSSY LICKIN ANUS

I'm gonna say that to the next person who tries to start shit.

[doorslob]

@ChoujiMan u smell

[ChoujiMan]

@doorslob SUCK MY FUCKIN DICK YOU PUSSY LICKIN ANUS

trollface

[MetalGamer97]

........

[vitralizer]

CWC in a nutshell

[Tacom4ster]

My fanfic is more original, its involves Sonic playing guitar solos with Dave Mustaine from Megadeth killing aliens

[morningsun234]

does anyone know what the sound in the backround between 0:13 and 0:34 is called?

[MrJonSaskawan]

Sonic fanfags ruin everything

[xOhJeremy]

@MrJonSaskawan its just a joke LOL learn to take one

[MrJonSaskawan]

i very much understand the joke, and love the video silly. fanfags still ruin everything though

[TwiliRabbit]

@MrJonSaskawan i say the recolors and the over powered fan characters RUIN EVERYTHING!! :l

[Twili6]

@MrJonSaskawan There is nothing to ruin.

[TheSilverhedge2010]

like it but wtf now i hate it

[zonez5runescape]

"My father gave it to me after he died"

lol wut?

[xXStarLitDisasterXx]

LOL WTF hahaha I loved it.

[jmemogirl]

lol

[Blacknerd]

I lold hard <----sonic fan ftw

[brokenheartpro]

that

was

awsome :D

[SirWilliamDoof]

He gave it to me...after he died!

[Yonkage]

Oooh... poor tails got Kaworu-ed... 

[mweezzie]

Respond to this video... lol

[DragonDeathMage]

This Fanfic Is worse than the my immortal fanfic

[HenryTheWerehog]

He killed himself when he found I was a fur- ROBOTNIK KILLED HIM.

[eclipse561]

Better than some of the fatards you find.

[PresidentOfJelybeans]

God I fucking love this flash so much

[theneozack175020]

BOW BEFORE THE MIGHTY PEN

[Tacom4ster]

I'm making my own Fanfic right now, but its going to be original

Dave Mustaine from Megadeth shows up and plays dueling guitar solos with Sonic that saved the day and blows up Robotnik machines

[darkspawn316]

LOL Epic win 1:56

[DakuRaccoon]

2:34 he killed himself after he found out i was furr- I mean robotnik killed him!

what did he say though? i think it was Furry, but it could be virgin

[CAFlNATOR]

@DakuRaccoon

Hah. Ahaha!

Believe what you want.

[willisw509]

@DakuRaccoon he said furry

[LazyMobot]

glorious.

[zyonhunter]

......wtf am i watching

[PenguinCinema]

The second Robotnik has Bowser's flying clown face thing. LMFAO.

[Architekt64]

What the hell is with sonic the hedgehog and chili dogs? I've seen them referenced in a load of sonic crap.

[DJSockman]

In the cartoon series that was his favorite food. Don't ask.

[PenguinCinema]

Sonic likes chili dogs. What else is there to say? There's no big mystery about it. >.>

[mporter1460]

@Architekt64

I know your comment has been here for some time now, but the chili dog reference is to the old sonic the hedgehog cartoons and comic strips. That was the only food that sonic would eat.

[app129alt]

Not only is it funny, it's extremely well made. I love how smooth the animation is.

[moviemowdown]

you was going to say furry dont lie

[OddGuy23]

Robotnik, stop right there youcocksuckingasshole!

Uhh... No?

[shadow15239]

what was he about to say? 2:34

[sacha740]

@shadow15239 he was going to say he killed him self because he found out i was a virgin.

[andy9306]

No. "Furry" not "virgin".

[GothChilde6969]

"only I may force sonic to suck my dick and BHAAALLZZ!"

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!

[striekthehegehog]

i hope he was making fun of made up characters and love intrests and shitty backstories

[SlasherCheetah]

He dropped some of those awesome Japanese biscuit sticks.

[Burnoutparade]

Lol.... That's how language should be! Us sonic fans are adults now! LOL

[ReignofDarkRose1993]

Haha this is genius!!!!!!!!!!! XD LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[FileteJugoso]

1:29 WTF says that winged thing?

[tomnooktheraccoon]

@FileteJugoso I am Armageddon, I am the most evil force in the entire universe. Seriously now, I'm like, all powerful, like a god.

[WhyAyeMann]

Lol, tails. It was inevitable.

[inasnitycheeseboy]

Not only it this what all Sonic fan-fics are like, but it's surprisingly a lot like modern Sonic story lines.

[Teakidog]

THAT'S MY FUR.... PERSONA

[TenorManX]

possibly the funniest video in all the internets 5k stars

[kingdomheartssora02]

he kill himself after he found i a fur-i mean dr eggman kill him BANG!

[KayneArcheron]

cock'n'BAAAAWLZ

[Crustaceans]

The best part is where Tails dies.

[TheVixenKrystal]

Funny :)

[cackerrrc]

I hate the fact that tails dies but its still fucking hillarious

[bambadep]

Those sticks of Pocky were a nice touch. I laugh every time.

[twighlight65]

no offence but i hate it

[JesterArtsStudios]

same here.

[FilleatUT]

5/5 would laugh again

[JesterArtsStudios]

...I am shocked... this sucks... srry.

[DaltonMan321]

@JesterArtsStudios

Die in a fire.

[JesterArtsStudios]

*shrugs* If...truth... shall be my companion in the FLAMES!! ...so be it...

[DaltonMan321]

@JesterArtsStudios

lol

[JesterArtsStudios]

I only find it suckish because of all of the innappropreate sexuality in it. Other than that, it was funny.

[DaltonMan321]

What is the sexuality not appropriate for? This isn't a school, or some woman's rights crap. It's the internet. Then again you're probably just butthurt because this video was targeting the likes of you.

[JesterArtsStudios]

the likes of me? And what am I? Sure. I'm a fangirl. Sure... I can handle swearing. But still... humiliating Sonic and having him break his awsome character is not cool. (just saying)

[SweetTaLe]

@JesterArtsStudios To make a Flash movie actualy watchable and funny it needs to have three most important things. 1. Cursing (duh) 2. Random shit etc 3. Jokes about sex.

Live with the truth.

[JesterArtsStudios]

...Eh... not all Flash things. I saw some on deviantART and they were a riot, even without jokes about sex.

[SweetTaLe]

@JesterArtsStudios You know i was being sarcastic right :P?

[JesterArtsStudios]

oh ok. still

[Conkerfan364]

Is it me, or is Tails the only smart character in this epic flash? xD

[TKGB2006]

LOL! Fantastic.

[Nightsparrow626]

"Um... No?"

LOL

[warriorknight2000]

Wow. Tails got pwnd. LOL!

[MissMysterics]

@herrfrunck It's true that it's hard to find good fanfic, but it's hard to find good anything nowdays.

But as with anything there are a few that are actually good.

[table2424]

@herrfrunck....... wow i cant even understand why you would put us down when you name is made of fake words that make no sense......good job

[herrfrunck]

@table2424

The good news is, you'll grow up.

Then you'll stop obsessing over video game characters, their presumed angst and sex life, and your "unique" self-insert Sonuc characters.

When you do, you will laugh at your past stupidity and realise I was right all along.

[table2424]

@herrfrunck good thing is i have a brain and i dont post a reply just to tick somebody off

[table2424]

@herrfrunck oh and when did i say they were unique. also i like the way you spelled "sonuc"

[cren3856]

@herrfrunck It's not funny when you explain the joke.

[xOhJeremy]

@herrfrunck obvious faggot is obvious

[herrfrunck]

@xOhJeremy

Yeah, Sonic fagfiction is srs bsns.

[xOhJeremy]

@herrfrunck nou

[vitralizer]

@herrfrunck

Ya wanna roleplay and finger my anus?

[herrfrunck]

@vitralizer

Well sure, but how will I roll my d20's and write character bios when my fingers are in your ass?

THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE AT ALL!

[vitralizer]

@herrfrunck

Oh, okay.

[josephrafael80]

good

[tails98]

i hate u cuz i like tails noobs D;

[Schuhmaster]

ur a fag

[JaxTH]

This is seriously the best thing ever.

[JaxTH]

It does when used like it is here.

[baronofcheese]

exactly, even if you cover a piece of shit with whipped cream and put a cherry on top, it's still a piece of shit. this is bad, but it's not even funny, unlike those sex fanfictions about sonic.

[Schuhmaster]

Way to miss the point.

[Slybo]

What the shit? Who would even make this crap? These people are probly still alive and breathing our air right now! I hope they all die of aids. Especially that zipperflash furry faggot

[Pointysharp]

What the fuck was this? LOL

[Protectorett]

Most Sonic fanfiction is actually like this though. T

[Protectorett]

That is the scary part. What the hell happened with my comment there?

[BATCHARRO]

I'm Chuck, The Evil Sandwich Making Guy!

[Crossbowshootr]

I'm Crossbow the rebel G.U.N. soldier!

[Crossbowshootr]

lawl

[Tige9999]

"Us Sonic fans are ADULTS"

Obvious sign of furfaggotry is obvious.

[lorcanman]

Sonic is for furfags, like the person who made this.

[Optimusultra]

what the hell is this!Why would sega do this crap!C'mon sega would not make something that would not be some thing parents wanting there kids or teens watching,also not all sonic fans are adults dum dum,and the stuff there talking about is inaproprite.

[BATCHARRO]

Fanfic is a story made by fans(i.e. not sega)

And this is a parody of fanfics.

[JF610]

Because this can't be worst than the games they do nowadays.

[UltimaLinkStephen]

"oh sonic ever since shadow turned me into a man, and gave you a VAGINA for your butthole I've never felt closer to you"

Best. Line. Ever.

[SEWsucksabunchofcock]

lol zipperflash.

[landouzumaki]

NOP

[TheStickFigureMaster]

He killed himself when he found out I was a furfag. XD

[MrNeedleMouse]

moar like worst game ever, amirite?

[pokemonXfanX1]

wtf lmao

[Randellmania]

STRANGE, ISN'T IT?

[lumpycheesegames]

WOULD YOU SHUT UP ABOUT THAT, JESUS CHRIST is one of my favourite bits!