dave chappelle - black bush

[netcyrus]

fukin mos def!

[heyman69]

Dam I knew I shouldn't have called on this nigga.

XD

[kentam888]

chappelle's got my vote.

[lololol8976lol]

RED ROCKS YAY YAYY!!

[xxharisxx]

are you sure? yes im sure bitch

[BasicNewb]

oil? what oil? you cooking bith?? ---- run!!

[DipsetG130]

o thats right u dont have an army that me you need to SHUT THE FUCK UP

[Letztermohikaner]

yes im sure bitch

[ArcX500]

I'd so vote for Dave CHappelle as president.

[OnQKingz]

You can, Obama/Chapelle 08'!

[Smann54]

Oil? Bitch u cookin?

[SpartanA47]

this is funny he looks like DMX

[dethkultpioneer]

"men...barbeque...'i like you'...'i like you too dawg, lets get married man'...it's crazy!" hahaha it's fucking funny!

[stevepietrangelo]

who said somethin bout oil, bitch you cookin?

[11jcarter]

LOL Dave chappelle is a genius

[maks73]

Chappelle is Crazy Lokko!! And HILARIOUS!!

[Nismo180X]

Lmfao. "the mutha ****** bought some yellow cake. ok. in Africa.he went to Africa and he bought yellow cake".

that reporter "lady Are you sure???"

Classic Dave Chappelle"yes I'm sure BITCH!"

then comes in Mos Def (Black Head of the CIA)

Ah hahhaha!

[grizzly3388]

blahahahah. funny ish right here.

[lololol8976lol]

"I SAID THE NIGGER TRIED TO KILL MY FATHER" ahahaha best line lmao

[hhh4evur]

Like Who?

Who the fuck said that?

[WitTeeQT]

I guess that means you need to shut the fcuk up!

[demonhand]

Afrika Bambata and the Zulu Nation, rofl.

[adamhockeyp]

THAT SHIT IS GROSS

[FilipinoAmigo]

who said sumthin' oil bitch u cookin?! haha lmao!!

[LOLimpulse]

tryin ta get dat OIL-ohuuu...

lololololololololmaooooooooooo­!!

[650daly]

2:30-2:46 waz da funniest shit lol

[Miichikko]

haha that was really funny

[Level7even]

"be real real son" lmao

[YoungChamp002]

Who the fuck said something about oil. Bitch u cookin!

[Thierry14Cristiano17]

LMAOO ON TONY BLAIR

[legodude3000]

lol jamie foxx as black tony blair

[Cchebat]

''like who''

''who the fuck said that''

[Nishank77]

LOL OMG HAHAHAHAHA IM CRYING!! LMFAO

[Omgtheykilledme]

HAHA I LOVE CHRIS <3

[xtremelyphenomanal]

fine ill answer your stupid ass question

[KunivaGonzalez]

"Stankonia said they would drop some bomb's over bhagdad!" Hahaha. Hilarious.

[RODAkaGogi]

Baghdad

[RODAkaGogi]

"Stankonia said they are willing to drop Bombs over Bahgdad(Mispelled?)"

[shooterep]

lol..."Who said anything bout oil, bitch you cookin'?...." that was funny stuff.

[ChickenKid88]

nigga did u see comin on tht plane?! funny as hell man

[HyperKrazy101]

SPECIAL CIA NAPKIN!!!

[rtfresh]

lol. i know

[chestnut092291]

that mother fuker bought sum yellow

r u sure

yes im sure bitch

i got the head of the cia right here

LMAO

XD

[GabrielDaP1mp]

"I like you, I like you too dawg, lets get married man!"

"And what about your-"

"That shit is gross!"

This guy's the best, lol.

[bulldozerboyle]

RED ROCKS!

YEAY YEEEAY!

[hola3vito]

this shit is funny bitchz

[tsh4nby]

MARS BITCHS

[ipwizard08]

Pray to god you dont drop that shit! ROFL

[everynameisoccupied]

jajaja

Black tony blair

yes im sure bitch!!

Some black dude

CIA napking!!1

jajajajjaa

go sell some medicine bitches!!

mars bitches!!

[CocaoTenPuff]

TRYING TO GET THAT OI-*cough* AHOOLEE!!

LOL HILARIOUSS!!! ;DDDDDDDDDDDD

[ReaMyName]

"yellow cake" - "fucking Right"

[bapjap]

'stankonia is droppin bombs over baghdad..' XD lmao

[Anarkee07]

We got 40 nations ready to roll son.....

like who?

Who the fuck said that?

[Videoholic34]

he bought yellow cake

are you sure

yes im sure bitch!

[spark225]

This is the funniest dude since Richard Pryor!

[levnerbrown]

oil bitch are u cooking

[MikeWatts03]

tryin to get that oil

[luckyguy1]

shouldnt have called on this nigga.. shit

[Lightning1823]

shut-the-fuck-up. lol love that part.

[davewah3]

Pray to god you dont drop that shit

[monkeynugget007]

Red Rocks... YEA YEA!

[raphiphopdiva1]

MOS DEF SO FUNNY HA

[MaBu888]

"We don't know what hee haas!" Irish accent. Perfect IRISH accent, very un-Blair.

[Vitto1999]

He is BEST president :+0

[Camps2630]

i'de voth 4 him 100%

[heinrichvontot666]

NO gays!

[MaBu888]

Stop crying!

[illmatic432]

"THAT NIGGA TRIED TO KILL MY FATHER!"

"what... huh... oil... who said somethin bout oil, bitch you cookin???"

"oh, thats right, you dont got no army, i guess that means that you better shut the fuck up. thats what i'd do if i aint have no army, i'd shut the fuck up, shut.. the fuck.. up!"

"i got 40 nations, ready to roll son!

(reporter): like who

(dave): who the fuck said that?"

lol.

mars bitches.

[boo3710]

yes we saw the video.

[TVC17]

Random niggers...

[XDeathxMetalxEmoX]

I love this episode! It's my favorite. XD

[rafarocks123]

japan is sending playstations  lol

[coolguy7670]

dave chappelle is the shit haha

[cdlbradley]

im lookin for the video where he talks about when i girl asks you where you been and the first thing you say is, "Huh?" hah! hes all like "Hold on bitch! Im tryin to think!" LOL!!

[tsh4nby]

killing them softly part sumthing i forgot but its on youtbe

[cdlbradley]

just watched killing them softly and didnt hear it there either :( i thought it was on an episode of the show

[hezilla]

hands down funniest shit ever ....

[funkdocta93]

you might speak 16 languages, but you gon need em when you in times square sellin fake hats -LMAO

[thesloc]

"Who said anything about oil bitch, you cooking?"

Hahahaha!!!

[vernonzer0]

is that EVE in 4:52? in the bottom right corner?

[bluedog187]

maybe

[capster726]

"Shut Tha Fuck Up"

I know gucci when I see it nigga, I'm Rich.

AHHAHAHAHHAHAhha dave chappelle king of comedy for life.

[XDeathxMetalxEmoX]

This is my favorite one! XD

[Ubercrack123]

oil?...what? what? is he cookin or something?...*hits glass* come one lets get outta here yall!

[PaiFace85]

this was my favorite skit on dave chappelle show, lol

[chestnut092291]

dont drop that yellow cake

i got it rapped in the special CIA napkin

pray 2 lord u dont drop that shit

lol

XDDD

[lurchipoo]

japan is...sending playstations!!! hahaha XD

[lurchipoo]

cradle of fuckin' CIVILIZATION!!!

[youngdrodeau]

That shit is gross!!!

[youngdrodeau]

Why are you doing this man? I thought you was my black brother man.Why you gon ask me a question like that?

[smurfiennes]

the guy on the left was nibblin the yellow cake!

[pm12charlier]

If you don't like you can sanction me, sanction me with your army OH wait a minute you don't have an army

[garz0n20]

nigga tryina get that oilahhhh

[Evanrules89]

RED ROCKS!!! YAY YAYEE!!!

[lurchipoo]

that nigga tried to kill my Fatha'!!!!!!! XD lol

[youngdrodeau]

Did you hear Ashy Larry?

"Say word he tried to kill your father son"

Heee Fuckin Larryous

[mexican7693]

M A R S mars bitches red rocks

[valleyde1]

:20 is 2 FUNNY lmao and 2:45 and the mars BITCHES LMAO

the nigga tried 2 kill my father!!!!

[proho14]

Oil?!...Oil?! whats this bitch cooking!

haha lolz XD

[GorillaCrypt]

One of my favorite ones

[bubblinbrownsugar616]

"The ni**a bought Aluminum Tubes!!!!! Do I need to you what the fu*k you can do with an Aluminum Tube? ALUMINUM!!!!"

ROTFLMAO!! ROTFLMAO!!!

[Jwhitmor]

Mars, bitches. Red Rocks!

YAY-YAYEEE!

[SqadUp434]

Thats how my son Obama goin to get in!! LMAO

[893089012]

oil what oil funny

[kxmode]

"United States of Space... M.A.R.S. bitches" XD

[JC85cap]

YAY-YAY!!!

[DominicanLou]

Too bad people too young to know about the Westside Connection yay-yay probably didn't get it.

[hotboybet]

4:03 is madd funny

[chestnut092291]

wat oil.......whos cook bitch...wat...oooo shit lets get out of here

LMAO

XDDD

[gassiej]

NICE.. He's rich, bitch! :P

[TaylorRM1992]

who said something bout oil. you cookin' bitch?

[vicgran08]

forget obama, vote for dave!

[GiPsyGrL121]

ROFLMAO!! Dave Chapelle kicks ass!

[Fresh172]

at 2:44 its the funniest shit i have seen ahahahahahahahahahahaha god dam thats funny !!!

[agux0]

agreed dat was real funny :)

[Amanik13]

i wish dave chappelle was our president

[mugz28sc]

yellowcake is uranium

[butterscotchcookie]

lmao this is like the 1 of the funniest skits eva lol

[Philipergrits]

it might of well have been these guys to lead the invasion of Iraq.

[CamNM1991]

I don't get the yellow cake joke! I guess it's the just the randomness! lolz

Dave Chappelle is great

[vlad1984tm]

google yellowcake and you'll know...do some research, some of his jokes aren't for everybody...

[twnty4]

well it's a play on words, I guess. Yellowcake could actually be used to create a nuclear weapon. In fact, Sadaam was caught trying to purchase it from Niger. The joke, though, is twofold. One: it's a knock on the intelligence of Bush for not knowing what yellowcake is. Two: the joke is pushed further by the fact that this particular Bush is black and everybody knows that we (I say because I'm black) love some yellow cake.

[noodle16]

im eatin some as we speak

Tho, sweet potato pie is a tad better..Just sayin

[Pegboy5105]

We ROCKED 'EM! Nigga you see me come on that plane? ShhhhhHHHHH ga ga ga ga ga ga GOW...

[zookeeper52591]

"WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT?!!!!"

LMAO

the oil part is the best part...

[xCelticgx]

"Im with him 100% of the way. we dont know what he has" lmao

[DrumNbassN1G]

RED ROCKS!!

[trose26]

write this down m-a-r-s,...mars bitches

[TallahasseeLove850]

cradle of f***in' civilization!

LOL

[iz2zooted]

"O u dnt hav an Army so i wuld SHUT DA F*** UP" LOL

[vytitans22]

he went to africa and bought some yello cake

are you sure?

yes im sure bitch!

haahhahahahahahaha

[drag0n10]

"Gay people are getting married people!"

[Bloodstride]

lol yellow cake

[blakebixler]

MARS BITCHES!!!

[zookeeper52591]

Who said something about oil? You cooking?

(hit's water,run's)

LMAO

[Skip0hsa]

Lo "oil? who said something about oil bitch we cooking?" hahahah

[zapdos2]

"special CIA napkin" hilaroious

[babygilbert0]

"Stankonia said that there willing to drop bombs over Bagdad" that is way too clever hahahahhaha

[slimdagreat]

Funny thing is most people didn't even get that part

[DBoyzTV]

FOCUS ON SPACE!!

[delapple14]

"Pray to God you don't drop that shit"

hahaha

[hahahalookatthebunny]

"like who" "WHAt who tha fuck said that"

[onlywhiteraiderfan]

"trying to get that oilRAHHH!" best line ever

[candyequalsme]

LMAO!

the oil thing is hilarious

[AgentMAS]

oil? who said something bout oil? *runs*

[fuknkrzy]

....shut-the-fuck-UP!hahahahaa­a

[ExtremeVideoUploader]

oh man this is so funny

[unreadstevo147]

Yellow cake

[blackdog570]

Oil... who said sumthin about oil bitch u cookin? lol

[severyn1982]

DONT DROP THAT SHIT!

[hahahalookatthebunny]

pray to god u dont drop that shit

[oehieze]

huh? what? oil? who said somethin' 'bout oil bitch? You cookin'?

[DjAmes987]

Black Tony Blair: "We can't trust random niggas with things like that, as George so eloquently put it."

ROFLMAOWPDAOLM (Rolling on Floor, laughing my ass off, whilst pile driving a one-legged midget, for those of you that aren't up on the lingo)

[AcesHigh2k6]

loved the Outkast and zulu nation references. That's why Dave Chappelle is the best lol.

[Footballguy649]

"me and jibbs coming back from africa"

"created a fucking civilization"

[G3nsai]

actually its "cradle of fucking civilization" but still funny nonetheless

[ngggaplz]

it's 'cradle of fucking civilization' you stupid mother fucker, get cancer in your ass and balls

[vlad1984tm]

:)) hardcore...

[rmsst62]

Red Rocks!  Yeay YEAY!

[ASJ87903]

mars bitches, and no gays settling down... lol hilarious

[BerkayCavs]

The nigga tried to kill my father!!

Who the fuck said that?

Bitch are you cookin?

don't drop that shit!

you need to shut the fuck UP!

yay yayyyyyyyyyyy

ahahaahahhahhahaah

stiff nipples :P

[pein260]

gotta get that oi-Ohhhoo *cough* lmfao!!!!

[livinglegend01]

"i got the willing of 40 nations bitches" 'like who?' "WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT" ROFL!

[MrRyeRye23]

Topping Sodamn? LoL that's dirty

[MrRyeRye23]

"Don't Drop that shit!!" lol

[CLDyadig]

But did you see some black dude face lookin at dat cake

[qonstantinosdoxakis1]

Yes I'm sure, bitch! I got the head of the CIA right here to tell you.

[stoner1kale]

I swear to god i hope you don't drop that yellow cake!

[Laron53]

oil, bitch u cooking

[CLDyadig]

Like who? Who Da Fuck Said Dat

[gsup8326]

yes im sure bitch. hahaha that nigga tried to kill my father!!!

[escanteluis]

M-A-R-S

MARS BITCHES!!!

[piggybank626]

yay yayyyyyyyyy! lol

[Mattressmac1]

DONT DROP THAT SHIIIT!