The Mel Gibson tapes: a dramatic reenactment

[LexiePersonForever]

I. Could. Not. Stop. Laughing. xD

[Memoria777]

Sorry, wrong #. Hahaha!

[MagnusCattus]

Wtf is this. Why is zj talking like hes straight all the sudden

[sepiasiren]

yeah--and we need to feel sorry for this guy--pfffft. What is funny is that the folks defending Mel are the same one who tout Family Values--ahahahahaha! also the same ones who would tear a new a-hole int he perp if they were a black rapper...

[Pittsisamazing]

Brain slushee is the best term for anything ever.

[DepressedAnnnie]

Ok, I'm a little confused. Are we talking about something that actually happened or one of his characters? And I am thinking of the right person, right? The Producers, Young Frankenstein, THAT guy? Could someone please explain what this is supposed to be a parody of?

[kaliburns]

@DepressedAnnnie You're thinking of Mel Brooks. This is something that Mel Gibson (Of Mad Max and such) actually said.

[DepressedAnnnie]

@kaliburns Oh, well I feel dumb. He he. Thanks for the help!

[TekN9ne83]

Of course, I should have seen the wine drinking coming. Can't drink a real mans drink like a beer or some whiskey? Lol of course a faggot would be drinking wine. What a useless tool.

[TheKenTerry]

@TekN9ne83

We know you love dick, it's alright man.

[TekN9ne83]

@TheKenTerry Who is "we"? And how would you know whether I like dick or not?

[TheKenTerry]

@TekN9ne83

We, as in the website you go to all the time. I believe you ordered 4 dildos and an escort that looks a little like 80s Ted Danson.

[TekN9ne83]

@TekN9ne83 Where do you get your information from? Obviously mentally handicapped individuals. I am married, to a female. Try again soldier.

[TellingItLikeItIsSJM]

What is air.

[yeodeco2001]

i would hurt you

[CharlesjChan]

Is it disturbing that I find this strangely arousing?

[aixelsydyslexia]

Wine glass is EPIC.  lolololololol

[TheCeejReturns]

Best delivery of those lines ever. Ever.

[pumarunner88]

As straight as I am, I swear, Zinnia is the closest dude who has ever gotten me to consider bisexuality.

[azzy314159]

@pumarunner88 We both come from the same place. What amazes me is how did she manage to do that. I was a gay hating douche bag till I met Sweetheart Rosie Jones.

[pedriito025]

@pumarunner88 yo yourr gay af nigga

[chadunn13]

@pumarunner88 thats disgusting

[copacetic721]

@pumarunner88 Yyyyyyyyyyep. :3

[xXxXTravisBickleXxXx]

lol

[Insouciantly]

*wrong number*

LMAO

[geminjewel]

hahahahaha

[sadrequiem]

lol! this was funny.

[WrathOfHanha]

you are such a bitch! stop . . . being that!

I love you man =]

[wecouldntdecideaname]

Your voice is beyond sexy.

[Wadjitstar]

Too cool. I loved the wine sipping. That was funny, made me laugh. Thanks!

[Radman8126]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOL

how dare you not blow me first....

[Livingmydyingdreams]

i could not stop laughing 

[Jsmith858522]

How dare you be such a bitch! lol classic after he belittled her lol

[44musicluvr]

Hahahahahaaaa!! Loved it!

[FoxTrotPenguin]

@Wyatt7211

And yet here you are, watching these videos. It's almost like you are doing it to yourself. Why do you like hurting yourself so much?

[SpecialElisa]

@FoxTrotPenguin You have to wonder why people go so far out of their way to be so mean. Then again, I hope he was being literal and he is rubbing his penis to shreds with a metal sponge because someone like that because without a dick he won't be able to shag his sister. muhahah.

[omgimlesbiantoo]

this is like the best video on youtube

[mimesis6mime]

Mel Gibson and Marilyn Manson had a kid yo!

and some body gave him a cellphone

[lardo444]

LMFAO!!! good1, oops, sorry wrong number.

peace, lardo.

[mastalp01]

XD  OMG what a gay :D

[Zentwang]

Zennia! What's going on with you? Please stop this! Love, A Real Fan!

[commerceskate]

HA! "you went to sleep and didnt blow me i deserve to be blown...." greatest....haaa

[sickknastyy]

"I dont need medication! you need a fucking bat to the side of the head (sips wine)" lmfao

[AssilemakaMelissa]

You slay me. lololol. Soo funny. I like how you call it a dramatic reenactment and present it like an emotionless straight guy in a duo comedy routine. I really loved how you took a sip of wine in the middle. Very cool.

[vegantrexEX2218]

MELL GIPSON IS GOING TSTRAIGHT TO A DEVAL'S HELL WHEN HE DIES FOR BEING A DEVAL WROSHIPIN G CATHELIC THEIR ALL QUEERS AND DEVAL WORSHEPPERS LIKE YOU ARE GOING TOO HELL TO FRO BEING A FLITHY QUEER FAGGET BOY JESUS HATES YOU SO MUCH AND THE HOLLY SPIRIT IS OUT TO GET YOU AT LEAST MELL AI'NT A BIG QUEER LIKE YOU AN YOURE BIOYFREINDS I KNOW THERE HEAR ALL OVER YOUTUBE AND I HAVE FLET YOURE STANTANIC POWERRS WORKEN AGAINST ME AN MY CHRIST--ANNOINTED MINISTRY BUT I CLAME THE PROWER OF JESUS REPIJNT!!!

[sdrawkcabgnipytmi]

@vegantrexEX2218

Was that satire?

[commerceskate]

@vegantrexEX2218 im so glad im not you.

[MrRobotMonkey123]

YOU DUN GOOFED ZJ! YOU DUN GOOFED!

[CloudStrife1038]

Stop dressing up like Mom. Dad is starting to worry.

[sonick808]

Fucking LOL

[Cocarat206]

ZJ is the exact opposite of Mel Gibson in every way XD



[boyceps]

OMFG!!! LMAO i almost fell off of my chair... "I'll plop a glock..." You are HILARIOUS!!! i still have tears in my eyes from laughing so hard...

[endthedisease]

lol @ 0:33

[guptaranjan121]

okk u told everyone u r not gay...

then i have a question why u wear like woman...

[SebastienCade]

@guptaranjan121

Because that's not what gay people do, fucking idiot. Transvestite's wear the opposite sex's clothing, Drag Queens have to much fashion sense for one sex (:P), Transsexuals are born the wrong sex, and gay people have sex with the same sex.

Gay guys wear guys clothing, and vice versa. Don't be so ignorant and learn correct terms.

[SandPaperCookies]

@SebastienCade Not necessarily, and besides, what defines a man's or woman's clothing? They're all just fabric, no?

[Gahagafaga]

....HAHAHAHAHAHA! You make it sound so silly! I love you ZJ! <3

[Frankensnizzle]

Well,I guess he didn't call her Sugar Tits.More like Tart Tits.

[BCBCUNC]

you have the same voice for both of them

[AdamAtrociouss]

You dun goof'd.

[madman99722]

What the fuck???

[0mnipotent0verlord]

I love how you just randomly sip a glass of wine in the middle XD XD XD

[AdamAtrociouss]

YOU DUN GOOF'D.

[turtle2hug]

haha So damn good!

[KishonaIsa]

The way you so nonchalantly say such cruel things reminds me of Christian Bale's character's manner of speech in American Psycho. xD

[HodgePodgeBlog]

0:48 You made my day.

[Bergarita]

That was freakin hilarious. 5 stars! LOL! I like the glock thing and the merlot wine drink. Youre awesome dude.

[LeafHuntress]

I really miss the boarish grunting and misogynistic 'you deserve to be raped because of how you dress' bit....

Words fail me in showing my contempt for this guy.

[Anon12356]

way to jump on the dun goofed bandwagon.

[mrtessierashpool]

wow, you're a fucking major faggot.

[OctoMoose]

lol great.

[chloeyrose]

love it

[AndWhatRoughBeast]

WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GUFFAW GUFFAW GUFFAW

Great video.

[JakkHack]

LOL I GOT THE BRAIN SLUSHIE JOKE!

HIGH FIVE ZJ!

[Anon12356]

@JakkHack

its not even funny.

[HaraldTheTalker]

LOL youre funny, Regarding Gibson...'Im gonna come and burn the house down, but you are gonna give me a blowjob first' Gibson says. I say you are a piece of sub human filth Gibson and I hope she takes you for everything. You deserve to be a bum in the gutter eating out of garbage dumpsters!!

[MaxyWackyz]

youtube.com/watch?v=GR1hV4ERlE­E

this is what u r doing. keep it in the house if u want to dress like a girl

[ShadeC4]

@MaxyWackyz First: I actually had to run that YouTube code through Google to get to the video.

Second: No, that is not what ZJ is doing. As far as I can recall he's said himself that he dresses as he does for the show. If I'm incorrect then so be it but I remember that being stated somewhere.

Third: This is what you're being- youtube.com/watch?v=suaveqvlWP­8

Enjoy, dickhead. ^^

[MaxyWackyz]

@ShadeC4 I like that song now thank u :)))

[ShadeC4]

@MaxyWackyz I don't see the relevance in your post. It's like you're trying to be "superior" than me by not acting offended... Or trying to push things further. Then again, that's what this response of mine looks like, too.

Regardless, just because you like it does make you any less of a dickhead. If you dislike dickheads, though... Isn't that like being a self racist?

Oh well, at least you didn't try & argue how ZJ was being "gender confused." That's something you can't win. x)

[MaxyWackyz]

@ShadeC4 no i was just thanking u for the song. and i know Zj isn`t gender confused he knows he is a guy!!!!!!!!!

no one is gender confused!!! :))

[galaxypirate]

lol "you should have blew me first" XD

but seriously, this is a sad reflection on society...

[GBSightings17]

lol. I can't believe what a dirtbag Mel Gibson is. Those calls are horrible.

[trowa170]

Can u adopt me cause i don't like my mom, i want u instead.

[katfrog98]

Sorry, it seems I live under a rock, but is this for real and why bother?

[Chibithy]

When will Mel finally kill someone?

[ShilgenVens]

ZinniaJones you're my new favorite.

[AnterosOfTheNyboriag]

"Oops wrong number."

The way this stuff is said is funny. x3

[lamjer68]

He really said that shit? Wow.....

[13crazyryan]

what the fuck are you?

0.o

[anzwertree]

I'll burn the gad damn house down

[luccaskunk]

Mel Gibson is the guy that made Passion of the Christ right? He's such an awesome Christian WOOOOOOOO! *sigh* I always thought that a mind that would produce a movie like that must be completely bent.

[hoboboxerjoe]

ROFLMAO, that was hillarious ZJ!

[klassetompa]

Internet TROLL!!!!!

[wp4866]

mel probably had a rough childhood; abusive father, mother a whore, etc. my heart goes out.....

[KiraBlaize]

I'm probably in the minority here, but while I think Mel is insane, was this really anyone's business? If Joe Shmoe yells at his girlfriend/ex girlfriend or whatever, does anyone give a rats ass? And not many people seem to point out that this tape somehow got into the hands of the media, so this woman isn't as helpless as she would want anyone to believe.

[trowa170]

your a ugly women

[randomactsok]

@trowa170 man....lol

[infideluxe]

@trowa170 You're a 22-year-old American who can't put a sentence together. Even in your own contrived little world, I hope you realize that this makes you the worst offender.

[trowa170]

@infideluxe So wanting to have sex with a 13 old kid is better offender? Go bob for apples.

[infideluxe]

@trowa170 Who wants to have sex with a 13-year-old kid?

[trowa170]

@infideluxe Who wants to dress up like a ugly chick? Somebody obviously.

[infideluxe]

@trowa170 Conflating pedophilia and appearance? Sounds like you're not an able thinker.

If you find someone unattractive, that's fine. Going out of your way to tell the person says so much about you you, nothing about them.

Phrases like "he wants to dress up like a ugly chick" reveal a certain insecurity, as they beg the question, fallaciously combining the speaker's aesthetic preference with another person's appearance.

I could as easily ask you, "why are you so ugly?"

[trowa170]

@infideluxe Those are some big words, don't know half of them. I'm fucking ugly. I just got Starcraft 2 baby, have fun sucking some big salty balls cause i just shit my pants.

[infideluxe]

@trowa170 Thanks for coming clean about your intellectual limitations.

I understand now why you're unable to take responsibility for your own words

Much interesting stuff in your response: attempted humor and self-deprecation as deflection, non-sequitur about your new toy, and a description of a sexual act that is perhaps more on your mind than you'd like to admit, followed by a scatological act that most likely is a concomitant necessity for the former to stimulate your libido.

22-years old?

[trowa170]

@infideluxe You sound like Dexter, from the show Dexter Laboratory that used to be on when i was like 13, congrats and look it up if u weren't aloud to watch TV when you were a child. Talk in English, no one talks like that in rl and doesn't get laughed at. Like i said, im just ugly. Think also that ill have to copy pasta what u said though and put it somewhere, its too good to let it be lost in this trash.

[infideluxe]

@trowa170 Thanks for the compliment. English is indeed my first language. You may find out too late how important it is to communicate articulately in your native tongue, especially in writing. Don't think for a minute that I speak like this, though.

In such instances as this, my writing style serves well for tearing into chew-toys such as yourself. So, feel free to copy and paste.

Your looks don't interest me. And I was "aloud" to watch television.

[trowa170]

@infideluxe Dont need to worry bought that good English, Goin to school to be auto mechanic. Seriously hope u don't think ur getting to my feelings with wut ur saying that myself can barley read cause the intellect in ur writing is through the roof. 22 year old that still lives at home and is unemployed, i been on the internet a while, i seen and heard it all. You take a moment of my time to respond to and i will never stop. Currently waiting for my game to finish installing so...

[infideluxe]

@trowa170 "Goin to school to be auto mechanic." Good luck with it.

"hope u don't think ur getting to my feelings." Not trying to; jus addressing your critique of my writing style. BTW, it's not that through the roof. Plenty of people half my age can out-do me.

"...and i will never stop."

Well, let's just take it back to your original post, which is what prompted me to respond. Why did you do it, and please don't fabricate falsehoods about pedophilia or pretend to know ZJ's mind.

[infideluxe]

@trowa170 No, I'm not second in command, nor ZJ's lover. I never met him. His videos are provocative and interesting, though, and his attacks are propped up by critical reasoning. He's a great speaker and intellect. Consider that he is already such a strong thinker at 21. A tough-skinned, self-defined young person with lots of chutzpah and hopefully lots of great opportunities ahead.

Youtube may have cults of personality, but I myself do not "worship" anyone.

[trowa170]

@infideluxe idk you win. I cant stand to hear "I shoulda woke up and said fucking blow me bitch" ever again. Good luck in w,e u do.

[edotdeeney]

I've heard that Gibson has a huge dick. Therefore he can be a pain in his own arse when he goes fuck himself.

[Craydon]

@edotdeeney I think what you actually heard was 'Mel Gibson is a huge dick', Yeah, that makes more sense... And as a side note big dicks are a dime a dozen, there are plenty of guys out there literally giving it away as fast as they can to as many who will let them, and the vast majority don't call you up and threaten to kill you later.

[edotdeeney]

@Craydon Hey, I hope I wasn't mis-interpreted: Mel Gibson is a huge dick and I have zero respect or admiration for him. I was maybe a bit flippant with what I said but I set out to say it in the same spirit as ZJemptv's brilliant interpretation. Let us agree on one thing: he IS a huge dick.

[Craydon]

@edotdeeney and as a side-side note I've actually seen the act you describe done.

[blindsight17]

This is hilarious. If Mel would of used that tone I think I'd be on his side. She should of just blown him, he deserves to be blown.

[Kawamura2]

@blindsight17 blown away maybe. Mel Gibson is a serious douche.

[blindsight17]

@Kawamura2 Indeed. Purveyor of religious propaganda as well.

[CurtisDunnChannel]

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[ZKoftherebellion]

I think I like yours better then Mel's.

[sagenev]

ZJ, thanks for the new ringtone!

[thiv0012]

"pizza pizza, how can i help you?" "I'll pop a glock in your mouth and make a brain slushie!" "We dont sell brain slushies here you might want to try the convenience store" "Oh, sorry, wrong number..."

[Lo0serx3]

"I'll pop a glock in your mouth and make a brain slushie" I loved that XD

[Infidelerious]

The "wrong number" thing. So well timed. More please.

[iamzhippoppotimus]

you have quite the flare for acting ZJ

XD

just..... just so much EMOTION... it's like even HE wasn't that crazy, just.... TONE IT DOWN a little bit.

[mikeellerbeck1]

Love the monotone impression.

[strynate]

maybe she could have just blown him and all this would never have happened.

[ScrewFoxNews]

I love how Mel Gibson has a church on his estate. He's so Jesus-y. :-)

[EyeLean5280]

@ScrewFoxNews 

[savorith]

ZJ when he's not making videos.

[heterogeneoushuman]

EMOTION it nees more EMOTION then it would be more reallistic and fun

[olnoseven]

This needs to be remixed. Awesome!

[WelcomeOniveraProd]

XDDD

[dreamlikedigital]

nice jessie slaughter reference :-)

[snakeraver]

had to thumbs up when you made the brain slushie reference. i tend to keep my thumbs to myself but that was awesome.

[smrne]

LMFAO!!!

[Angelinaeldiablo]

OMG! Keep it up ZJ Love you!

Abby

[castlecolten]

Hilarious!

[OpqHMg]

fuck mel gibson. reminds me of a stupid asshole i knew

[blueboyblue]

When I hear the tapes that I've heard, I don't hear a man who is angry, I hear far more a man filled with anguish, frustration, and pain; and a deep sense of loss. Yes, I hear anger too, and we all say a lot of things in anger that we wouldn't want recorded and played for the world. And while it is limited, I do have some sympathy for Mel. We aren't there, we don't know what is going on. We don't know what provoked the anger and frustration we hear in the tapes. Though my sympathy is limited.

[Kawamura2]

@blueboyblue The kind of things he says though shouldn't and wouldn't be said by a sane person. Thought maybe, because we can't help our thoughts. We can help what we say to people, and granted, you can be pushed to the edge by people, but he apparently says shit like this a lot. But then again, fundamentalist religiosity can bring this kind of pathology to the fore.

[Tabroxfcc]

stop... being that! hahahah

[2ndsB4]

what does it mean to blow someone? suck penis or what?

[FleaIsDaMan]

Jessi Slaughter?

[sexcercise101]

Lawlz!!!

[Giaaanfranko7x]

hahahaha

[CrimsonComedian]

@Oesttysken

Awkward Turtle.........

[chelseabearcouture]

I wish you added the "I bend over backwards with my balls in a knot" line. :]

[AmericanCurmudgeon]

Hilarious, ZJ!

I keep having this image of Mel Gibson acting like a petulant 7-year-old, jumping up and down in a temper tantrum: "WHHHAAAA! I DESERVED TO BE BLOWN! I DESERVE TO BE BLOWN!"

So many opportunities for childhood oral fixation jokes, so few characters allowed.

[RoofieOnTheRocks]

OOOOOOH ZJ, you done GOOFED, and consequences will NEVER be the same!

[ryannen]

You are sooo funny!! This cracks me up!! Best thing I saw today lol. Love your videos.

[InsertShankHere]

Oh, and as long as we're quoting Mel Gibson:

KA-BLAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!! KA-BLAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Ah! My nipples! They hurt! They hurt when I twist them!

[InsertShankHere]

Further proof that Mel Gibson is fucking insane.

[RiFFxxx]

"Two days ago i saw a rig that could haul that tanker"

[harkying99]

@RiFFxxx "If you people want to get out of here,talk to me"

[kahisawheel]

That was fucking brilliant. I loved it.

[jakeensley20]

Lmao "You're a pain in my ass. Stop being that." XD

[MrGameposter]

"...Oh...sorry...wrong number" LOL

[winteress27]

hahahakjghsdkfg awesome :)

[CaptainPirateNinja]

Made my day, ZJ. Made my day.

[CJBVStudios2]

Lmfao. couldn't stop laughing at "i'll pop a glock in your mouth...oh, sorry, wrong number". HILARIOUS!!! :D

[Tsopperi]

@Oesttysken Who wouldn't?

[MNSDaz]

i just love you take a sip of wine after telling someone they need a bat to the side of the head

[soulure]

LOL the wine had me rolling on the floor. great!

[xBenjaminJames]

lol

[DJBludLust]

l mao

[IAmTheScum13]

Thumbs-up this comment if you wish you were on the receiving end of that phone call.

[RaptureAndRumination]

Stop... being that.

Classic.

[torqueman6]

We have learned one thing here. Lots of people want to blow ZJ.

[owlsandankhs]

The wine glass had me laughing pretty hard! Awesome dramatization. xD

[bigboy45454545]

"It's Hell to be Mel"........As he said on The Simpsons.

[FoxTrotPenguin]

I'd hit that. I'd blowed that.

[FerreThoughts]

Lol, nice cross with the kerligirl video.