Noob gets ownt by a spitter

[chumaman1]

i met one like him just normal difficulty Concert i told him to get up here and dam a hode got to him i could have 2 choises 1 throw my and ultimate pipebomb or 2 laugh at his ass and shoot the grenade launcher i choose 1 :i know im such a noob: All zombies die but then he got to heal himself and i was like :NO NO NO NO NO!!: then the charger charge that little noobs ass and he was like help help i had to come all the way over there but then the helicopter landed and i was like fuck that shit.

[MetalHanyou1]

I can't see too clearly, but if he was bein' swarmed by common it would be incredibly difficult to escape a spit. It becomes all the more difficult if he had the misfortune of being in the center of the spit at the same time. People come to expect too much of others, sometimes expecting things they themselves don't or can't meet.

[nomadicpenguin1996]

What a colossal noob. the guy recording the video may have been new to the game or not, idk, but at least he didn't act like he knew everything!

[zeno543]

is survivor mode only for pc?

[TheSnarlcarl]

@zeno543 no

[anonymous133711]

yall noobs

fuckin wrong camping spot

[Peanutbutters8]

Ironman_20 sounds like a kid looking to have a large e-penis.

[WastedYears1991]

even i last longer than 40 seconds lol i can get mostly bronze i've gotten a few silver and i mostly have to play with the a.i o.o

[Xbox360Gamer34]

Iron Man 20 pwned!!!!

[theosl1]

ahah you are noob like him.-__-

[seszomara]

u bogus as hell fer tryin to kill ole dood tho and its a game its not that serious LAME

[umbrat1]

he had 40 mins on that level? WOW now 3 fking cells of my damned pinky respect him ...

[xXRaigoXx]

@umbrat1 40 SECONDS

[umbrat1]

@xXRaigoXx dint you listen he said himself he got 40 mins |:D

[xXRaigoXx]

@umbrat1 in de description he said 40 seconds.

[masterdaral]

dude ellis have powers 3:04 bio shock style

[TrueGamer13]

See, the easy way to deal with noobs/little kids/idiots in Left 4 Dead 2 is what I always do. Change it to Expert, grab my Combat Shotgun, blow the kid's fucking head off, change it back to Normal and just walk out of the saferoom, leaving him/her to die.

[jasonese1]

Even though he was being a douche, karmacharger was not amused by your actions.

[Derelict313]

I've always wanted to record my games cuz of stuff like this, but I don't know what to use. What program did you use to record this?

[TheBigmackjackable]

@Derelict313 Im not sure what he used, but I would reccommend source recorder. Open console and type record 1, I bet theres some tutorials floating around on how to make a video using source recorder.

[lolsem555]

that guy needs to learn how to tell time

[BigVinno]

3:04 let the force be with me xD

[chickenfingers6]

my ass he got 40 min on this map that guy is a douche

[BrettMcGill]

i love survival haha by about 2 mins it becomes complete chaos

[Superjulcool]

i was owned b a spitter for 3 times i think, but i was black white then xD

[MasterBellic]

ive played with guys who killed me for a med, kick me for spawn too soon in versus, he is just one of so many

[Cropse666]

I'm sorry you had to deal with that douchebag

[Adamdre]

why is it that if you play as rochelle, you get ownd?

[rocklegendxl]

versus survival anybody?



[vadont]

what a moron

[Ilikeham1000]

you lag

[robotdaxter]

Quick thinking, always thinking about your team mates and not just your self, mate you are a lengend!

[EchoEnder]

I love it when someone raging at you gets kicked in mid-sentence...

[firetack]

waccoe

[BZgA]

why does this fucker set you on fire? xD

[joistyckman]

yeah sure he says: im survive 40 minutes <----- lolwut that guy is a really big ass N00B bullshit i think Heavy says: You are dead. not big surprise

[AceDauntless]

Your an idiot.  He's a troll, not a noob, and you fell for it hook line and sinker.

All I got to say is lolumad?

[JoJoStarFire]

From what I see, everyone one is a noob in someway or another. Not everyone is a pro in every game that they play; also not everyone gets the game the same day as everyone else, so not everyone knows what they are doing. I would understand in this game, there is no need for mega noobness... I mean follow the direction everyone is going,

[GazzerHST]

ive seen the gameplay and is it worth getting in April 2010??or is it a bit to old

[sasuke2277]

@GazzerHST

if you haven't already gotten it i would get it. versus and survival are really fun.

[MultiCounter]

you call the others noobs? your not a pro either. your waisting your ammo! and attacking your teamates! and you suck at aiming!!!

[ichmitdeinermama]

isnt is called owned instead of ownet

[harry781012]

lol,really?40 second?i tried out survival the other day and i can hold the horde for about 1min and 15 sec alone,though it was on hard rain

[12asibert]

I know exactly how you felt when you were playing with this guy who sets you on fire and brags about things he "says" he's accomplished.  Ive run into WAY too many people on left 4 dead 2 who will come join my game that im playing with friends, and they will start shooting the hell out of me and my friends! Then they leave. I had someone once who came messed up our campaign, left, then came back and messed up our campaign again, and did that like 6 or 7 times! Nice video though :) 5/5

[xxAznSpadexx]

okay to everyone saying benito sucks is a moron. he says that he had the game for 6 hours! sure you can learn a game quicker than that but who knows okay? and you cant blame him because we dont hear what the guy says so unless you were there magically and can find proof that he ISNT a douche then please upload it

[v0i3dstrpure]

dude ironman is my friend mike hes a rl\eal doucher

[dylkait]

he got 40 seconds but he thought he had 40 minutes...WOW!

[xXDragonXLordXx]

the fun part starts at 1:48

[Thatlinkguy]

Don't try to melee the tank.

[shotstar24]

except for a katana/samurai sword they do i hot KO

[chevroletman90]

yeah its a lost cause

[saradominzap]

ALL Noobs.-

[antibulletdodger101]

OMG! what a TOTAL LOSER you are benito! Are you so pathetic you make a whole video of someone insulting you in a multiplayergame? Seriosuly: G-E-T A F-U-C-K-I-N-G L-I-F-E. I´ll be sure to set you on fire anytime I can if I happen play on your team.

[benitojuarezwc]

@antibulletdodger101 yup you are so right, I used my psychic powers to know this guy was going to talk shit. I have tomorrows lotto numbers too. I was recording the matches expecting to have a fun time, you mind if I get you a glass stomach so you can see where you're going with your head as far up your ass as it is? Watch any of my other l4d vids you'll see I'm a pretty courteous player.Talk about needing to get a life you're getting mad at this and it had nothing to do with you.

[TheRealDEATHERON]

Woah : o.....that was CRAZY how u shot that piece of concrete before it hit you lol EPIC an awesome.

I agree too benitojuarezwc I would have done the same thing.

[davyjones163]

LOL i onxe got to 40 min

LOL no-life!

[StarNuKeMwar]

Yea everyone can say that, i would like to see a proof for it.

Not to be offensive, just that it is hard to believe someone without proof.

[davyjones163]

No thats what that noob sayyed xD

[davyjones163]

@StarNuKeMwar It whas 40 :P

Even worse :P

[StarNuKeMwar]

NVM, somewhy it just sounded like 20 min, thats what i get for not listening carefull and only hearing alot of zombies dieing, and the fire.

[Macauwi]

try to dodge a spitter when ur getting raped by tank :\

[TwilightSesshomaru]

lol owned

[applesauce4221]

u suck

[slyfon]

First of all, noone called that tank, so he must've been rather surprised when the tank came up there all of the sudden. Second, you shoot at some commons instead of focusing the tank. Third, your aim sucks and you move like you've never played an FPS before. Fourth, you're a fucking noob.

[Ramoin]

@slyfon

I agree with him, besides, everybody sucked there, so making a video of it is plain retarded.

[benitojuarezwc]

@Ramoin did you bother to read the description, "So im trying survival out in l4d2 for the first time" . Sides, I never claimed to be a pro. I was recording matches in case I did have some rare pro moments, instead I got this asshole. If you want to call people retarded thats fine, but take a look in the mirror first before you start throwing shit eh?

[superxbetatester]

dont mind this idiots, maybe they are just guys trying to help his friend of just plain trolls

[benitojuarezwc]

@slyfon

From the description of the video

benitojuarezwc

November 27, 2009

(more info)

So im trying survival out in l4d2 for the first time and I run into this douchebag ironman,

Note the words first time.... and I did call the tank, you cant hear my voice channel since it doesn't play my own voice data through my soundcard therefore there isnt a channel to record...talk about being a noob, learn some basic reading comprehension.

[slyfon]

So just because you play something for the first time you have to suck at it? lol

[benitojuarezwc]

not necessarily however a good number of commenters seem to think we should all be uber pro.

[johnnyhrex]

@slyfon no it means that he sucks at the game thats what noob means

[slyfon]

@johnnyhrex Noob = Newbie = Someone who is new at something. It's missused, but that's the original meaning of the word. L2internet plox

[johnnyhrex]

@slyfon actually noob doesnt have the same meaning of newbie.

The terms newb or newbie typically refer to someone new to the game, and thus forgivable of any innocent mistakes they might make. Noob or nub (and their Leetspeak variations) carry a harsher meaning, that of a player being stupid or ignorant. Beyond a certain character skill players who make mistakes are usually assumed to be noobs.

[lsukickass]

@slyfon some people say they are first but not really they justt wanna look pro.

[TheKid1551]

@slyfon dude note te words in the description FIRST TIME! before u run ur mouth on him read more carefully

[hirsty186]

@slyfon surely if he was a pro he would have known that the tune that was playing was a tanks tune

[q9421324o]

retarded players..

[davyjones163]

2:04 its a firefigther saving the people out of the burning euhm platue :3

[Michael808hawaii]

lol i hate ppl like him

[davyjones163]

i call them god mistake's

[Michael808hawaii]

ha nice one

[SevenSinsStudios]

LoL he says "I'm the one who got 40 minutes" or w.e, he says it like he started out alone with no other team and took on the entire horde for 40 minutes, fucking dumbass lol

[reaver2313]

You're an idiot. This guy isn't a noob, you did all the killing. Freaking idiotic griefer.

[KuroiKarite]

They're hardly a "Noob" just for being killed by a tank and burned by a molotov fire started by another team member. Anyone who can kill a tank on their own whilst being shot at and burned alive by teammates is some kind of jackass who does nothing but play Left 4 Dead 2 23 hours a day.

[Soulcorruptr]

Actually all of you are terrible, I can tell by your play and strategy for this stage, but to make an additional comment, it appears the TANK was what was pushing him into/keeping him in the spit, and I don't exactly see how you can hold him accountable for that.

I'd like to have been able to see in more detail, however, you have the awareness of a gnat and for some reason prioritize watching a couple commons climbing up behind rather than the tank play in front.

[assassin296]

He was being a douchefag though, that's why he ignored the tank I guess.

[benitojuarezwc]

@assassin296 exactly. I wasnt going to help the guy out, besides you hear him try to say how awesome he is surely he could have gotten out of that situation by himself since hes so uber pro right?

[linusrocknroll]

He throws molotovs like a pro.

[hamtaro844]

I met someone like him on campaign.Normal difficulty. Parish finale, easy right? For that guy he got owned by so many things and i always ended up saving him. I even gave him my adrenaline when i was limping. At the end, you know how your supposed to jump on bus and then to the floor to avoid damage? He just jumps to the ground. I try saving him but the floor started rumbling and the infected kept getting in the way.I left him.He bitched at me.I get kicked. Gay right?

[KayCato]

@hamtaro844 i know how you feel, when i was playing i was on the dark carnival finale and everyone died except for me and the noob. when the chopper came i was limping over to it and this noob got raped by the tank and expected me to leave the chopper and save him. i didn't . he called me a fucking fag and convinced everyone to kick me. yeah noobs suck.

[TheREALAppleciderz]

@hamtaro844 That's what happens when noobs mess with the ecosystem known as the survival of the fittest. You of course, being the fittest.

[mustafungus]

wow....

he doesnt want a grenade launcher

......

grenade launhers are awesome

[insertcooluser]

Yeah they're awesome! Especially in the faces of tanks haha... But they need skill to wield them and there's alway a fucker noob player who fires it in a corridor or tight room, so understandably most ppl are hesitant around grenade launchers

[OO7luk]

lol

[Nhoshishi]

i use to play with fucking kids who thought they were better than everyone and they usually try to solo play, until they need help and start bitching that were too slow to help them. this is why i play with the older people.

[Alternate555]

its not his fault he died, there was no support from ur team and you threw a molotov at him, i think you killed him

[JonKsDaMaN]

did the noob say he got 40 min?!?!

[Mysticaznone]

he actually got 40 secs... lol

[JonKsDaMaN]

wow! lame! my best is 7 min

[magnusnissen]

he wasn't a nub! he just had bad luck, and u throwed that molotow!!!

[myergang1]

@magnusnissen throwed is not a word

[Vlaskha]

thats why l4d1 and 2 have the worst community ever, i never experienced so much rage in a game like this

and thats why i stoped playing the game, im tired of those griefers/ragequitters

[Themadhorse]

It is not hard to assemble 3 friends and play.

[Huliooo123]

add me stickypro star

[Sinic4]

Dude, Tank AND Spitter AND Molotov. Not a noob, just got into bad luck.

[mark84j]

Guys like ironman are many and close between. All they do is bring a team down and induce eye rolling.

[Exbigg]

isn't that wepun scar L?

[vadont]

i own noobs with a Boomer

[gtasamyths20]

lol my in game name is _20 :D

[sulfameth]

You made a youtube video about a l4d2 game that was not setup and with random people??

stop crying nobody likes a cry baby. qq more lmao

[benitojuarezwc]

I know the youtube audience isn't exactly the place to find fundamental truths about the universe but seriously? I'm not crying you idiot , this is making fun of the dbag that got ownt. Nobody is crying here but you.

[benitojuarezwc]

I was recording it anyway, i didnt record this specifically for this guy, I could care less about the rating.

[KudoBrothers]

Ass hats like him are in practically every game. I'm used to it by now. L4D1 was nothing but ppl like that. It sucks :<

[DispleasedEskimo]

I think when people say that they are top of EU and US, they are probably just joking.

Not douchebags.

Well that's my opinion anyway.

[benitojuarezwc]

no, this guy was serious, he was very full of himself and cocky. I join and say whats the plan? he says the plan is for you to die and for me to kick some ass, that sort of thing.

[AnReFan]

Reason you guys love machine guns? Cause I love shotguns more

[Tebeau23]

First off lol at the person who said i got 40 min. We ALL know how to do that and dude you could of saved him too, see its people like you that say people are noobs and is too high and mighty to save their own team mates life....sigh It you that is the noob for not helping and giving tips

[benitojuarezwc]

I could have saved him, at 2:12 when i was getting hit by the charger he said we were noobs, like it was our fault he got his ass kicked, i wasn't going to help him with an attitude like that. I watched him die and I have no compunctions about it.

[thedarksoldier3]

haha! He deserves that! I was playing versus yester day with some friends when a boomer standed 15 meters away from us and used all hes puke in the air since he was to long away to hit us. And then he just called us all cheaters and say that we hacks and sucks to versus xD But hes team lost and he died beacuse he jumped in the water in swamp fever xD

[maniac923]

Ya know you could have saved him right.But you just stopped and let him die.Thats probaly why he called you a retard.Look at 2:20

[benitojuarezwc]

he started talking shit at 2:12 which is why i didnt save him.

[DarkMasterDJ]

gotta love the spitter

[tgluak]

Meh, we all know how people rack up big times like 40 minutes

[benitojuarezwc]

I never claimed to be a pro especially since I had only 6 hours of l4d2 under my belt when this video was taken. Always hilarious to see a noob who thinks he's pro get ownt though.