"Well, maybe so. But I can't be a racist against a race that doesn't exist! ... Like the Clawfaws, dirty money-grabbing Clawfaws. Tried to clawf me right out of my money... blew those little bastards up is what I did." lol so epic
03:38 "one of them took it really hard in the back, and the other didn't seem that interested." either i'm seriously misinterpreting things or that sounds like what i think it is
funniest scene is with George Takei. Goku: who's that King Kai? King Kai: It's George Takei, he made this into a three way. George Takei: OH MYYYYY. King Kai: call, three way call. funniest scene ever besides the one with vegeta going oh you motherFUCkerrrrrs
i like how in dragonball when roshi and krillin fought they moved so fast that the human eye couldnt see them yet nail ( who is hundreds of times more powerful) when at about 57.9 miles per hour.
This guy was big and muscly, and he went down real easy. Then these two guys double teamed me one of them took it really hard in the back, the other one wasn't interested, then he brought this really horny guy
Frieza:Oh im sorry i didn't know we were starting.Here allow me... *Nails arm explodes* Nail:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH Frieza:Looks like someone is going to be missing this! *Throws arm on ground* Nail:No not really. *New arm grows out* Frieza:Oh that looks like it hurts alot! Are you okay? Nail:Im fine! Frieza:Good to know. Yoink! *Rips arm off*
And about the original idea? "abridged"? Boring like DBZ...
batutox 9 minutes ago
Vegeta: OH YOU MOTHERF*ckeeeeeeeeeeeeers!!!!!
Piccalo (I believe it his him): ah my ears!
hayhaymanhay 8 hours ago
I watched this episode like five times just to hear Super Kami Guru read the disclaimer
goodideaatthreeam 9 hours ago
Freeza: I WILL F*CKING MURDER YOU!!!
Nail: Whatever
HeyTJayD 12 hours ago
Hehe, ow
Hehe, ow
yusufthebest2 12 hours ago
the first 25 seconds of this Super Guru saying the disclaimer...
AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!
yusufthebest2 12 hours ago
"Who's that, King Kai?"
"It's George Takei!"
StAraqiel 12 hours ago
V: first immortaliltey then the bitches
Docjr321 14 hours ago
ich FUCKING love how piccolo is crying, thats godlike xD
timvdPuetten 15 hours ago
R.I.P. Guru, the God of Trolling kk
albenir56 16 hours ago
funny thing frieza asks how many arms were up too.. and its 24... and its episode 24... COINCIDENCE????
CupQueenCake 18 hours ago
@CupQueenCake Ceasr of Planet of the Apes: NOOOOOOOOOOO!
RevolverOcelot1 2 hours ago
ahhh haha this makes vegeta about 100000000000 times better tahn he is in the real dbz XP
CupQueenCake 18 hours ago
"Well, maybe so. But I can't be a racist against a race that doesn't exist! ... Like the Clawfaws, dirty money-grabbing Clawfaws. Tried to clawf me right out of my money... blew those little bastards up is what I did." lol so epic
ChaChaLoco20 1 day ago
"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
ALELOPEZ12345 1 day ago
Have they ever thought to wish goku immortality
nigger4167 1 day ago
"What Was That One Guy's Name Again? Veget? Vegeta? Vegeta? *Slowly Changes To Nappa* Vegeta? Vegeta?"
"Ugh, God Dammit Nappa..."
"That's Right! Good Old God Dammit Nappa!"
ChaoticRyan 1 day ago
nice use of minnie the moocher
kungfuhustler84 1 day ago
God damit napa lol
yusmin123 1 day ago
Vegeta: SO WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'?!
Gohan: What am I doin'?
Vegeta: WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'?!
Gohan: Nothin' much.
Vegeta: THWARTIN' MAH PLANS?! >=V
Gohan: Thwartin' your plans?
Vegeta: ARE YOU?!?!
Gohan: .......Yes.....
Vegeta: ......I'M GONNA F@$KING KILL YOU!!!!!!!
Lol best part, EEEVVVVAAAARRRR!!
redose1 1 day ago 20
@redose1 GURRO: It will be aaa real DICK move to die right now
subzero1264 1 day ago
@redose1 I freaking died when I heard this part.
bbundridge 1 day ago
Dammit stop speaking gibberish and summon the.... BOOOOOMMMM
JeremyHopkins1997 1 day ago
zzzzzzzzzzz.... I HAVE TO PEE
dougfax 1 day ago
...STRIP.... ive got battle armor for you :D
less akward o3o
krillin has a bad mind -3-
lazymaximus1 1 day ago 7
seems like whoever does the opening ends up dying in the episode later on
Syranus66 1 day ago
HAHAHAHAAH "Oh MY"
Yougoable 2 days ago
189 HAD TO PEE
cika554 2 days ago
Guru: I see that they summoned the dragon. It'll be a real dick move to die right now . . . (grunts) (Guru dies)
He's was right. What a dick. Lol
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3:43 So he went and brought this really horny guy
George Tekay: oh my
Goku: King Kai who's that?
King kai: Its George Tekay somehow he turned this into a three way
George Tekay: OH MY!!
King Kai: CALL!!! THREE WAY CALL!!!
thewhitesnake100 2 days ago 2
vegetas weakness confirmed lol..........bullets
death100killer 2 days ago
what's the song in 5:08 in the background when frieza gets mad
JohnnyBlood81 2 days ago
The arms were most likely in the original cuz they had to make it seem like time passed.
Just rippin one arm off ain't shit
k1ngcoolest 2 days ago
WHY IS THERE AN ALBINO NAMEKIAN AMONGST YOU?! I THOUGHT THEY THEY WERE WIPED OUT IN THE PURGE!!!!!!!!
SirJesusFreak 2 days ago
WHY ARENT THE GINYUS SHOWING UP! oh, they're dead! WHY ARE THEY DEAD!!!!!????
SirJesusFreak 2 days ago
was the pile of arms eidted in or was it actually in the anime? o.o
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vegta: first immortality then the bitches
dakotasgame 2 days ago 2
@dakotasgame damn right vegeta has his priorities straight: forst immortality, then the bitches
Dewani90 2 days ago
vegeta
saduske32 2 days ago
"First immortality, then the bitches."
ABUpStart 3 days ago 2
9.25 "I have to pee"
Rezard 3 days ago
Funny Part episode 27......................Freeza-By the end of this you will be crying like a little....B*****......
B***** you just jelous of my supah sayin swagga
jackluzzy 3 days ago
That looks nothing like weed :/
ms301231 3 days ago
best line by vegeta EVER "first immortality than the bitches!"
ninetaildednaruto 3 days ago
R.I.P
SuperKamiGuru.
Yashi294 3 days ago
@Yashi294 Don't worry, he'll be back in either episode 28 or 29.
FankMatthew13 2 days ago
That last line by Frieza was one of the best lines in animated history.
FistFighter239 3 days ago
03:38 "one of them took it really hard in the back, and the other didn't seem that interested." either i'm seriously misinterpreting things or that sounds like what i think it is
TheDBZisepic 3 days ago
OH YOU MOTHERF**KERS!!!!!! LOL
981horselover 3 days ago
i wish i had a glockcoma :C
thebossmonkeyman 3 days ago
Thumbs up if you know Guru comes back ( for a short while anyway ) towards the end of the fight between Goku and Frieza
ThunderJerker 3 days ago
Yoink!
gamerjunkie27 3 days ago
Vegeta: OH YOU MOTHER FUCKER!!! Piccolo: OW MY EAR!! LMFAO!!
vegetalover12654 3 days ago
who heard mr.popo humming i got high by afroman
paulinoking123 3 days ago
CALL, THREE WAY CALL !!!
MightyMarin 3 days ago
vegeta is the best character in any series
paulinoking123 3 days ago
vegeta: Huhrgh... first immortality... then the bitches...
MrVeggie247 4 days ago
Dende: He is on Namek...
Gohan: Wait, where is he?
Dende: On Namek...
Piccolo: YOU DUMBASS!!!
Krillin: Why didn't it bring him here?
Dende: You must be specific...
Gohan: Oh so it's a sort of monkey's paw. You have to be careful what hubris thing your wish is.
Piccolo: NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD!!!
LMAO!!!!
visualcreativemt 4 days ago 2
King kai:I guess we should ask yamcha what he thinks
Yamcha: (*takes breath*)
Piccolo:NOBODY CARES WHAT YAMCHA THINKS
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now to turn on transcribe audio and laugh till im ill!
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visualcreativemt 5 days ago
"Vegeta? Vegeta? Vegeta? Vegeta?" glad they never forgot about Nappa, he's hilarious!
darklighter2099 5 days ago
Vegeta:now both of you....Strip
Krillen: uhhhhh
Vegeta: i have body armor for you XD
gizmoman213 5 days ago
Oh there dead..
...
...
WHY ARE THEY DEAD??!#
X3
ItzVinCinity 5 days ago
did anyone notice that when frieza asks how many arms there up to he says the same number as the episode?
RapidFyrez 5 days ago
Snoreeeeeeee.
hunterisDX 5 days ago
If i had to guess your biggest mistake it would be not stopping him.
That or the purple lipstick.
I WILL F**KING MURDER YOU!!!
whatever.
Thus ensues the Hilarity.
taldur51 5 days ago
funniest scene is with George Takei. Goku: who's that King Kai? King Kai: It's George Takei, he made this into a three way. George Takei: OH MYYYYY. King Kai: call, three way call. funniest scene ever besides the one with vegeta going oh you motherFUCkerrrrrs
jdrewmill3r 5 days ago
WHY ARENT THE GINYU'S SHOWING UP!?!?!?
Oh, they're dead
WHY ARE THEY DEAD!?!?!?!?!
hanyuu05 5 days ago
my best friend is a 26 year old dwarf xD
050Dk 5 days ago
epic freeza is epic
050Dk 5 days ago
"first immortality, then the bitches" HAHAHAHAHA
Etaigil 5 days ago
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would be a real dick move to die right now XD priceless
PSNCucuy14 5 days ago
would be a real dick move to die right now XD priceless
PSNCucuy14 5 days ago
i hate when some of the characters die, you end up missing them
TheKamikazi123 5 days ago
02:33-02:42
I was eating cereals with milk and I had to pause the video so I don't spit it all out on my books on the desk! Lol!
0111Daniel 6 days ago
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6:36-6:41 best line.
robert13th 6 days ago
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robert13th 6 days ago
Why frieza not just Take The Grand Elder and The Dragon ball then Destroy Namek
master9000ification 6 days ago
Zzzzzzzzzzz..... I have to pee. Hahaha that cracked me up.
Rowser206 6 days ago
YOU DUMBASS!!!!!
lovethisvid098 6 days ago
Alright! Good old goddammit Nappa!
mixify1 6 days ago
Normal theme song is back.... Thank god.
Linkemelee1993 6 days ago 27
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King Kai- STOP WASTING AND WISH THOSE IDIOTS OFF MY PLANET!
Krillin- OH MY GOD IM HEARING VOICES IN MY HEAD!
Dende- Is it telling you my name is Dende?
Krillin- Hush Little Green. The voices speak to me.
LegendofZeladaPlayer 6 days ago
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i forgot time
LegendofZeladaPlayer 6 days ago
(clock ticking over vegeta's head) oh you MOTHERFUckerrrrrrrrrrrrrs
jdrewmill3r 6 days ago
Wtf is wrong with these related videos??
LatinoBoy0803 6 days ago 2
9:19
Piccolo: NEEEEEERRRRRRRRD
9:42
Vegeta: OH YOU MUTHAF***ERS
Piccolo: AAAH MY EARS
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH hilarious parts.
MrGsboy99 1 week ago 47
i thought vegeta was going to say: hes going to kick our frieza:hey vegeta vegeta:hey frieza asees omg
jaysupermaster 1 week ago
I HAVE TO PEE!
TannerMalfoy 1 week ago
Try not to get yourself killed god forbid you make me happy
DarsanUchiha 1 week ago
I have replayed the What are u doing , Fortin my plans, Yes, IM GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU atleast 30 times.
FoUrLoKO11 1 week ago
i well never find your body
jcrules202 1 week ago
good to know...YOINK!
Fr3eWiRed 1 week ago
did anyone else notice that 8 dragonballs fell?
WestleyFSM 1 week ago
YOINK !
pdrocerealkiller 1 week ago
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I love TFS's interpretation of Freeza. He's really hilarious but also such an intimidating enemy. I love this series so much.
Sharkwizard 1 week ago
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Sharkwizard 1 week ago
Good ol goddamnit Nappa!
rey2103 1 week ago
Would be a real dick move to die right now....LMFAO
TylerHarris1996 1 week ago
lol like if you noticed that freeza said we're up to 24 arms which is also the episode number...
deviatorz 1 week ago
5:38 Gohan is sitting on the seven star ball.
5:44 the seven star ball is sitting next to him.
5:49 He's sitting on the seven star ball again.
MistaOppritunity 1 week ago
@MistaOppritunity It's an abridged series, created by splicing scenes together. Relax.
orlandorays 1 week ago
first immortality then the bitches
hoan117 1 week ago
HI! WHATS UP GUYS?! SO WHATYA DOIN?! what are we doin? WHATYA DOIN?! nothin much THWARTIN MAH PLANS?! uh ARE YOU?! .....yes.
WrathGrenade711 1 week ago
wow...it took super kami guru like 25 seconds to say the intro
domonchief 1 week ago
2:05...
Icedtwo 1 week ago
@dreamgal57 very true! Although he may have pissed himself when he realized how strong Freiza really is XD
FreshPrinceofSoCal 1 week ago
First: Immortality then the BITCHES
Bondjing143 1 week ago in playlist Liked videos
your dragons on steroids
MrKarate22 1 week ago
Every time Frieza says "Tell me" all I can hear is LK's Yami voice shouting "TELL ME!" It's very funny, actually.
ILuvKonata 1 week ago 31
best episode. ever.
omgabanna 1 week ago
Yay! The original intro's back!
dreamergal57 1 week ago
Good ol' God dammit Nappa!
julex234 1 week ago
oh god in the end Popo's humming Because I Got High by Afroman
superharith 1 week ago
TELL ME!
Takashi0ukana 1 week ago
this shits funny
greennmeanskateteam 1 week ago
I coulden't stop laughing. The start of this made me laugh so hard.
TibblesWibbles 1 week ago 2
No, not Super Kami Guru! He was like the Sasuke's father I never had because Sasuke's Brother killed him noooooooooo
beanwalrus 1 week ago
Because bitches come with immortality.
Gthecool 1 week ago
7:37 lol Albino Namekian.
PlasmaWaveGamer 1 week ago
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Aunt Freeza is pissed.
halfdragonAndawsum 1 week ago
Gohan: oh it is the monkey Paw, you have to be careful your wishes.
Piccolo: "Far away" NERRRRRRRRRRRD!!!!
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Krillin: Stop Right there Namekian Scum!!!
Dendei: Ahhhhhhhhhh
Krillin: haha... you should see the look on your face. I am just Kidding... it´s me! Krillin....
Dendei: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Krillin: You are Killing me Little Green! Now Come on, we got to go summon the Dragon!!!
Dendei: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Dendei Got Punk It!!!! Best Trolling Ever!!!!!!!!!!
mrlufernandovc 1 week ago
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mrlufernandovc 1 week ago
haha, i see what you've done with the title
and to finish it off
"...often go awry"
adamtian12321 1 week ago
are u kidding? that shit's great for my glaucoma xD This Kami is excellent
nerdsta23 1 week ago
The f*ck is up with the suggestions?
StevenStorm13 1 week ago
"I'm fine!" "Good to know. Yoink!"
nfadaloo 1 week ago 2
king kai isnt god nor is he in any way near the strength of a god nor is supreme kai old kai king yahma or any other other worlder
HaloReachTrollku 1 week ago
i like how in dragonball when roshi and krillin fought they moved so fast that the human eye couldnt see them yet nail ( who is hundreds of times more powerful) when at about 57.9 miles per hour.
HaloReachTrollku 1 week ago
NERD
TheIncana 1 week ago
why didn't they just wish frieza dead -.-
xXHoTAXx 1 week ago
@xXHoTAXx That's what I was thinking to myself too.
Yashi294 1 week ago
@Yashi294 you can't use the dragon balls to kill someone
JHall2208 1 week ago
1:00 Looks like Freeza disarmed Piccolo.
ZakZwald 1 week ago
@ZakZwald his name is Nail
pokemaniacize 1 week ago
@ZakZwald its nail...
HaloReachTrollku 1 week ago
"I HAVE TO PEE!!" LOL almost pissed myself that was funny!
luv4drums1 1 week ago
Krillin:Hey Vegeta, What was that one guy's name?Vegeta,Vegeta,VEGETA.Nappa:Vegeta,Vegeta,Vegeta,VEGETA.Vegeta:God damn it Nappa.
Krillin:OH RIGHT,good old GOD DAMN IT NAPPA.
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Vegeta:WHAT YA DOIN!
Gohan:What am I doin?
Vegeta:WHAT YA DOIN!
Gohan:Nothin Much.
Vegeta:THWARTIN MAH PLANS!
Gohan:Thwarting your plans?
Vegeta:ARE YOU
Gohan:...Yes
.....
Vegeta:...IM GONNA FUCKIN KILL YOU! XD
gigaman47 1 week ago
...and it's good for arthritis too.
phendformyself 1 week ago
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Thumbs up with you are watching this in 2012!!!!!
mrlufernandovc 1 week ago
Spread um
maxamillion3278 1 week ago
This guy was big and muscly, and he went down real easy. Then these two guys double teamed me one of them took it really hard in the back, the other one wasn't interested, then he brought this really horny guy
OH MY!!!!!!
kissfate45 1 week ago 31
Hehe, ow. Hehe, ow. Hehe, ow. Hehe, ow. Hehe, ow. Hehe, ow Hehe, ow. Hehe, ow. Hehe, ow Hehe, ow. Hehe, ow. Hehe, ow Hehe, ow. Hehe, ow. Hehe, ow Hehe, ow. Hehe, ow. Hehe, ow
Yashi294 1 week ago 2
ow my !
nsandrade1108 1 week ago 3
You cant fool me ^_^.Guru took 24 seconds to say the intro,Frieza ripped of Nail's arms 24 times,and its episode 24
BreakingWings 1 week ago 3
The script that you guys follow is amazing. 11:10
kwambomm 1 week ago
HOW CAN ANYONE DISLIKE THIS??????
Whoami691 1 week ago
Super Kami Guru narrates disclaimer, Super Kami Guru dies in the episode.
nepomusik 1 week ago
"Oh no, don't mind me. By all means, GIVE ME SOME IDEAS."
I LOVE Freeza's VA in this series!
DOHCEJ22E1 1 week ago
I sense they've summoned the dragon...it would be a real dick move to die right now. *dies*
7nefsea 1 week ago 55
Stormsurgy 1 week ago
This is my most watched Abridged vid simply cause of that beginning...
edward18517 2 weeks ago 2
10:20 best part
daviddsiuser 2 weeks ago
Holy Crap Your Dragon Is On Steriods
MysteryGirl164 2 weeks ago
HAHAHAHA OMFG LANIPATOR RULES XD!
Drewbag49 2 weeks ago
U forgot to censure some things
MegaDrew102 2 weeks ago
6:35
Bogdan8938 2 weeks ago
Who did King Kai say it was who said "Oh my"?
lionboy923 2 weeks ago
@lionboy923 George Takai
nexgenhippy 2 weeks ago
@lionboy923 george takei
dreamergal57 1 week ago
@lionboy923 George Takei. A.K.A. Mr. Sulu from Star Trek
TannerMalfoy 1 week ago
When I first saw this I thought
why not use the first wish to transport Frieza as far away as fucking possible (Or make him locked in a place that you can't escape from)
Second wish to do the same to Vegeta and third wish to wish Piccolo back to life.
icecremer 2 weeks ago
Yoink! Hahahahahahahaaaaaa
killadog84 2 weeks ago
Piccolo: (on the other Side of the Planet) "Aaaaaaaaaaargh! You Dumbass!! NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD!!!"
kuribayashi84 2 weeks ago
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD xDDDDDD
MarkQST 2 weeks ago
Oh, you mother fuckersss!!!! piccolo:
ow my ears!
HaloReachTrollku 2 weeks ago
i have to pee!
Sidewinder091 2 weeks ago
he was right, that was a dick move
BsideExplorer84 2 weeks ago