Bill O'Reilly Threatdown: Bears

[NomSkull]

I WANNA CUDDLE WITH ONE!

[SonicMarrio11]

Nostalgia Critic: A BEAAAAR! *Thunder and Music*

[gabe0083]

thumbs up if the spoof brought you here

[CenkIsAdorable]

Whenever you go out to where wild animals live you're taking a risk. If you don't want to take that risk there are plenty of areas you can go that do not have bears. This isn't really as much a "bear problem" as a "people problem".

[cpaterson0988]

Dont bother them and they wont bother you!

[hbadra]

i was waiting for O'Reilly to say...the bear is a socialist...and the child was a capitalist pile of cash....

[1nown]

HE CALLED IT!

[DukeNukenum]

Wow, Dave Salmoni, the asshole that plays with lions. "here lion, goooooood lion" i'm waiting for that dumbass to get mauled next.

[thes1KK]

let's leave the thinking to the experts, bill

[G0onero0s14]

What dumb arses watch o'reily

[Bizzer10]

Bears, Beets, Battlestar Galactica

[chodiestchode]

@Bizzer10 Indentity theft is not a joke, Jim! It affects millions of families a year!

[VitalSigns1]

Oreilly is the least cool person in the world.

[ficklefackle]

lmfao bill o'reilly of course is saying conservation is gonna breed bears to kill us all, citing a TV show 'sapranos' as evidence. what a fucking moron

[LiuBaio]

you know what i find funny? Bill is arguing with an EXPERT on the issue on bears when he himself doesnt know a whole lot about the subject

[VitalSigns1]

@LiuBaio He does that shit ALL the time. That's why he sucks so much. He's claiming that bears "aren't silent" when the expert is telling him they are, and he simply won't listen. He's a stubborn fucking idiot, and I hope he dies soon.

[HugeJohn51]

I heard there's a huge bear militia massing in the woods of Oregon, they should send in the national guard! Bill finally said something sane at the end there. 'I think people should be careful' NO SHIT! They're fucking bears and you're going into thier homes. Wtf, one kid gets killed now there's too many bears? I love how my fellow canadian can barely hide his amusement at O'Reilly's stupidity.

[Vetwolf13]

BO is a nigger!

[bobbybenjamin]

@Vetwolf13 a nigger i tellz you! a nigger!!

[HylianSpirit]

Classic Fox News.

Making baseless assumptions, and creating their own theories without any supporting evidence.

[metalheadoj666]

Do the math dave! Fucks sake. Bill has lost it. Again.

[dannyrayclark]

Bill your a dumb ass. there is not an exploding population of bears, its people that is having an exploding population. and black bears are a curiouse animal anyway

[jfragghianti]

Bill O'Reilly - how in the hell is this guy on television?

[VendettasD]

Marauding godless killing machines. the exact opposite of the cute and fluffy automatons known as cats.

[applefrog111]

Bears are godless killing machines!!!!!!!!!!!! We need to kill them all.

Also O'reilly Should listen to the expert Stephen colbert

[Dartanian2009]

lol, we here were queer, and we dont want anymore bears! haha

[scotsmanish]

Yeeeee Haaaaaaa ........ Big Bad Bill, Lets go kill the bears, bears suck!!!!!! I got my K47 and Im ready, c'mon big bad bill, KILL KILL KILLL yeeeee haaaaa KILL KILLL KILLL, I LOve you crazy man, You are America!

[Batmanmg]

hahahahahah;... bill believes bears are intelligent killing machines. i bet he's pro bear hunting. Threat #1 BEARS! colbert ftw

[maniacia]

we neeed some sort of bear killing weapon

[ahahahayeahright]

i was stalked by a black bear earlier tonight. scary shit. it followed us hiking for a few km, it finally approached us and bluff charged before we screamed and banged sticks enough to scare it away.

black bears prey on humans. absolutely they do.

o'reilly is batshit crazy, but he brings up a valid point here.

[supermonkey28]

thats why i carry my 12 gauge hiking and black bears are plntiful here

[MetalOliver]

they're not just killing machine, they're godless killing machines, number 1 threatdown to america, Bears... they will kill you.

[German4footg]

COLBERT WARNED YOU ALL!!!!

[RationalEmotive]

batshit crazy. COLBEAR for the win!

[AernoutMJC]

Is Bill trying to say that bears have to be shot because we were there first? He's a joke, as always.

[SharpTurnsNYourWords]

best way to make your point is by yelling it LOL o'reilly is a joke.

[raunchbear]

No way. Bears attack. Who would have ever imagined.

[unabomberman]

Ok, we all know Bill'O's real problem is not ith the bears, but rather the BLACK bears. Racist prick...

Let's face it, there may be a black president, but the black bears ain't gettin' none of that blacktion!

Beware of the bear invasion, I say! They're coming for ya... ...especially if you're white like that kid.

[bam12345]

And once again, Bill O'Reilly skillfully feigns ignorance to hide his true agenda: more bears mean less for him,

These bears are causing a problem encroaching on Bill's natural habitat and this town just ain't big enough for the both of them. I vote O'Reilly off the island.

[herkygirl97]

Did O'Reilly really just cite the fact that a bear was on a TV show as proof that there are more bears around? A TV show?!! Now I see what Al Franken is talking about.

[oldhatrs25]

I had no idea O'Reilly actually did a segment like this on...bears.

[Ullygirldk]

AhahahahahahahahaXD This is like Stephen ColbertxD I'm sorry, it's just so ironic! Poor guy though. R.I.P. That's really awful.:(

[jjhartwell99]

the Bears and the Sharks are going to make an alliance and take down Stephen Colbert. Game over man! Game over! Bughunt! BUGHUNT!

[bones5331]

i don't see what the problem is i love beers. and o'relys a douche

[jackkear]

what a tool.

[Runningwithfire]

"Listen to the city boy." He's a condescending fuck.

[Runningwithfire]

I'm pretty sure that Bill-O is more of a threat to society than bears.

[scata99]

The #1 threat to America's national security: bear

[jmac530]

Bill O Reilly interviewing people and doing his own show is like Bruce Lee losing in martial arts. it should never happen.

[unsuspendpac]

White kid gets attacked by bear, FOX goes crazy. Thats life. Bears have always been dangerous, big deal.

[badmf13]

We should start a new "War on Bears".

[F33bs]

@ 4:26

I fucking love O'Reilly shouting:

"THEN YOU'RE GONNA HAVE MORE BEARS, GOIN' AFTER PEOPLE DAVE!"

[SvenIsHere]

omg i know i was pissing myself xD

[F33bs]

This is clearly an attempt by the bear(acolypse) to destroy human society as we know it.

I recommend immediate, unilateral action against these woodland marauders.

Pre-emptive strikes against their honey factories is the best course of action here, deny them their supply lines and force them to eat pine cones.

I demand a boycott against all bear-related paraphernalia. This includes the Berenstain Bears and their propaganda about "sharing."

We are at war, folks. Pick a side.

[overkillll]

Is this what incited Colbert's obsession with bears

[Ullygirldk]

Actually Colbert do have a fear of bears:)

[PEPEelZAPATISTA]

o'reilly... please do not blame bears for humans coming into their territory... what a jackass... next he's goint to want to start a war against bears because they are "terrorists" just like all of his other alligations

[collapseofthedollar]

oh man

[pyrophiliac]

Why'd america invade iraq?

but there are no WMDs.

But they thought there were they didn't invade to kill civilians.

but there are no WMDs!

same logic

[Quirky01]

I'm not a big O'Reilly fan and in fact most of the time I think he is a bloody idiot, but I think you'll need to really listen to what he says on this debate. All he is trying to do is warn people about the dangers of camping near bears nowadays and he does this through the tragic story of this young boy who lost his life. From what I gather from this story for some odd reason the bear just ripped into the tent killed this boy and dragged him away. I don't know just be more cautious sheesh!

[Isnogood1]

bill o´reilly isn´t serious, is he?

"the bear just can go around the campside..." omg

[SIRMaleMan]

Is Bill-O serious??? BEWARE OF THE BEAR INVASION!!! Suddenly the bears have become hostile and are hunting your children on the streets of Manhatten!... IDIOT!

[Snowute]

I'm sure the Bear had the sole intent of going into a camp ground to kill a boy... What a Dumb Ass

[canadatree]

what a fucking moron.... Please someone kill Bill O'Riely!!!

[alex898]

Haha, now Bill O'Reilly is impersonating Stephen Colbert

[riparianlife97701]

Note to bears: Humans are a good source of food.

[gaelwynmackwyn]

Specifically Irish-Americans with loud mouths and their own talkshows.

[Skaramine]

O'Reilly is a bloody idiot.

I just he were bloody due to a bear attack.

[fobmachine21]

you should have listened to stephen colbert

[sevadaj]

You are right fobmachine21, Papa Bear O'Reilly should of listen to Stephen Colbert! :-)

[RationalEmotive]

The paranoid reporting of O'Reilly is very much reminiscent of the beginning of the Simpsons episode "Much Apu About Nothing" (3F20) where a bear is in the Simpson's garden and a helicopter is filming the scene. The similarities are striking. The aforementioned Simpsons episode aired first in '96 however. So it could be one of the very seldom cultural cases where satire precedes or foresees reality...

you decide

[Emupyro]

Bill O'reilly's a dumbass. The problem isn't more bears, it's less bear territory. Kudos to Dave Salmoni for not getting pissed.

[what5ername]

First of all, Bill Oriely is a fucking moron.

Second of all, if people don't want to be eaten by bears, then maybe stay out of their goddam territory.

[cwal1234]

yeah i agree that people should be staying out of bear country but why are we camping in the forest in the first place? why not by the beach, our parks, or in trees (it's fun and safer if you are belted down.)

[jmonie02]

Bill O Reily trying to justify bears actions. :P The bear could have went around the tent? lol HE's been watchng to many Yogi the bear cartoons.

[boelvira]

is orielly assuming that this bear is using human logic? why is he asking this guy why the bear took the child? ITS A FREAKING BEAR!! and its also godless killing machine.

[azelaer]

holy crap, bears

"they're giant, marauding, godless, killing machines"

[jjhartwell99]

O'reilly is just scared for his pic-a-nic basket.

[rudtman]

Bears should be extrerminated. They are godless killing machines

[deathblade111]

if you have a peice of food one u even a few crumbs a bear is gunna be a comin

[evilweevil321]

well, duh, bill; they're the #1 threat to america!

[chesterdouglas]

And here we have some sage advice from noted bear expert Bill O'Reilly. Just fantastic.

[kuroshinsen]

lol, the kid must have called a prophet bald and God sent the bear to rip him up

[lissie2491]

Crazy she-bears...

Wow. O'Reily is an idiot.

[fendricksen]

what the hell is wrong with this guy? This is so provoking im almost shaking with rage. stop camping in bear country if u dont want to meet a bear..

[jadoredashboard]

Trying to seem like a family-oriented, caring man.

Epic fail.

[hiphopisntacrime]

Godless marauding killing machines!!! THE NUMBER ONE THREAT TO AMERICA!!

[migium]

Thus, the BEAR WARS have begun! Kill them all, furry murderers they are! Grab yer boom stick.

[CityLoch]

Get em Bill, bring down the bearacats!

[craZzZystuff1]

i hope o'reiley gets attacked by a bear

[GelatinGhost]

What a douchebag... he brings experts on just so he can reject their obviously superior logic. I love how he thinks one freak incident constitutes a trend, and how he thinks the problem is "too many bears" instead of too many humans.

[lidorthewondergoat]

Bill's right we need to wipe out all bears its the only way we can protect the american way of life

[trytomakeitreal]

hee hee. O'Reiley's such a hilarious ass to watch. Someone should slap a b/p monitor on him during his show. I'll bet he comes close to spontaneous combustion at least twice every show. Yelling about bears. lol. What a nightmare of a childhood this guy must have had. I MUST NEVER EVER EVER ALLOW THE POSSIBILITY THAT I DO NOT KNOW EVERY. SINGLE. THING. Jeezzz!

[abyschan]

Wow, I love how Bill O'Rielly completely rejects the opinion of an expert & logic.... and drums up paranoia.

Deal with it you fucking idiot O'Reilley. The bear was looking for food. He grabbed something that was the size of a bag of trash and drug it away from other human beings in fear. THAT'S IT. It's NOT hunting people.

How did this idiot with no real debate skills ever get a spot on Television?

[LeeroyFan101]

Lol its Yogi!

[zombierevolutionkid]

man Bill is a jackass. Im sorry but he's dumbing down America.

[crimsonwings9999]

if you dont want to be killed by bears then,,

DONT GO CAMPING IN THE FOREST!!!

very simple,,

[NicBean85]

my other comment was @ brandonVJwikkiDJ

replying didn't quite work as it seems...

[debatablenose]

Conservation of wildlife is important. We need to understand that as a nation we can not do more damage to the environment than we already have (every animal is important to the ecosystem). This is true whether you are a liberal or a conservate and regardless of how well you can spell.

[hinro]

It's really not that important. We used to kill a lot more wild animals than we do now and look what happens, They attack.

Screw bears.

[cunextmeet]

Wow Billo wants to reason with Bears???????!!!!!

[solenick23]

bill is now a bear expert; fucking hilarious.

[jdhobbes]

So Bill thinks that bears are like serial killers. He's practically suggesting that bears need to be killed off because their population is "exploding" and humans are being threatened.

[bryonpav]

"Listen to the city boy... I'm the city boy."

[tmacfan4321]

What. A. Retard.

[shlsck]

the # 1 threat. . . Bears

[apothead]

the time says 420 in the beginning

[Tempacc86]

DUUUUUDE THAT'S SO AAAAAAWESOME!

[redmunkee]

Fucking nature boy liberal claiming a doctor/ black bear scientist would know more about bears than o'reilly.

[UrDoinItWrong]

UM...yeah...are you saying a scientist WOULDN'T know more than dumbfuck Bill-O? Lol...

[redmunkee]

That guy's a godless librul, what does he know?

[vlmusicalsound]

Bears are nature's Spartans. People need to learn to respect bears' territory. They were there first.

[Gaara612]

i always wondered who stephen colbert was making fun of in his bear monologues..now i know lol

[sftail2]

Shameless Shill O'Reilly vs. Very Large angry Bear in studio...poetic justice!

[bobbygnosis]

O.Reilly should be executed in public.

[insectcalm]

seconded

[azt129]

thirded

[Jeffx007]

4thed

[agoth42]

Godless Killing Machines

[elldog56]

they need to build more wilderness and more animals and forests we need so then the bears wont be so hungry its fucken hungry so it wants to eat us duh its fuken starving

[45erwx7]

fucken bears

[OJsimpsonMyHero]

its a good thing Colbert has educated us on the dangers of Bears

[JIDLER]

damn what a dick

[funktapus]

OMFG BEARS

Seriously Bill O'Reilly is a fucking tard.

Does he honestly think that bears are terrorists.

[brandonVJwikkiDJ]

why even have experts on the show if all you're going to do is disagree with them? o'rielly is a deuche

[clubace090]

your an idiot the point of having experts is to hear their opinion not to try and convince everyone that your opinion is te right one, rather to have diffrent thoughs on the subject presented

think before you speak and you will seem like less of an ass

[iainshields]

If that's the point then why does O'Reilly turn off their microphone when they start winning?

[NicBean85]

@ Clubace090: God, I hope you don't believe what you just said! Experts DO know better, they do not just present another opinion! They actually KNOW what they're talking about!

And that expert is right! Bill shows he has NO clue about bears! Bears are driven by instinct. It is tragic, but that bear didn't plan on getting himself a boy out of a tent. He probably really searched the tent for food. Even though they didn't have any food in the tent, experience taught the bear that tents MEAN food

[Einstein2119]

so true, he does the same thing with Richard Dawkins and Sam Harris. "Why doesn't the bear just go around the campsite" lol O'reilly can be a moron sometimes. The bear was looking for food in HIS!! house, and the family was just in the wrong place at the wrong time. It got scared and reacted instinctively. Lets not forget that when we go camping or hiking, we're no longer in our house, we're just visiting the domains of potentially dangerous animals.

[NicBean85]

Yeah! that's the same thing I wondered about. Why did he have that expert on the show at all, if all he does is disagree and try to make the expert appear like an idiot! Does Bill actually think he's the smartest person knowing everything so much better than all the rest?

It's so pathetic that he tries to overrule EVERY other opinion by his own LOUD LOUD (incorrect) one? Next thing he's gonna tell us is, that bears all over the place are uniting and opening up a school for bear terrorists?

[jakob0815]

lol~~~~~~~

[voodoochild312]

i like how bill o'reilly thinks he's the authority on bear behavior.

[Einstein2119]

lol

[janglar]

That's our Pat Robertson devine punishment for messing with a bunch of godless, marauding, killing machines that evilly seek to get our honey

[Cicutae]

we are the ones who are going into the bears territory, not the other way around. the bears arent the problem, we are. and that man is a fucking idiot! "why dont the bears just go around the campsite?" he is probably the stupidest person in the history of the planet. that bastard should just shut the hell up.

[yellowmon123]

Whats your suggestion to fix the problem of humans expanding? We need shelter, and farmland

[JayJayKeats]

My suggestion to fix the problem is people should stop having so many kids. one of my friends has 9 brothers and sisters.

[happyfuntime1]

we should be building up, not out. instead of expanding into the wilds we should fill up the high rises. no more white picket fence suberbs extending for miles and miles. ugh!

[yellowmon123]

It's not as simple as just building taller buildings even if we did this we will still eventually keep expanding, it's not a permanent solution.

[spawngoat]

Did O'Reilly actually say Bear's hitchhiked, doesn't he know those are just long haired, breaded hippys?

and also the Sopranos aren't a good reference on the evilness of Bears.

[blacksmith8844]

"the bear can just go around the camp... why would he go inside the camp area?"

Couz they're evil Hahahah

[larma7]

Hahahahaha

[SIDGILLAN]

It's amazing that O'Reilly can be an expert on bears , sex education , politics , music , literature , history , cuisine , film , economics , warfare , religion , sponge products etc etc etc. Most other experts seem to narrow their field to one area, not Bill he is just amazing. Where does he find the time to study all these varied topics at such great length? Surely he can't be pulling all these facts out of his fucking arse!

[ADROKMCA]

"Godless Killing Machines." -Stephen Colbert.

HAHAHA Absolutely hillarious. I agree with him too. The terrorist comment was funny too btw.

[88joemomma]

o reilly is a douche bag. maybe we should start controlling the population of the people instead of the bears.

[larma7]

He's practically treating bears s if they were terrorists!

[bo31411]

BEARS!!!

[shmaveyea]

He had the gull.

[leohartofantioch]

slow day for news

[Pwells1]

Wow, I always thought the "Bears" thing on Colbert was a random joke. I didn't know that it was based on something O'Reilly actually said! hahahaha.

[JDillaYO]

Everything on colbert is making fun of bill oreilly.. seriously BEARS!! Bill is so rediculous its not even funny anymore. its sick.

[rissaofthesaiyajin]

Stephen's scared of bears in real life, too. He has said that he had a recurring nightmare about a bear as a child.

[brandonian13]

hah i think he's kidding, but i can never tell when he's in character or being himself

[larma7]

He also hates owls; he is not afraid of owls but he thinks they are a waist of time.

[thespanishfool]

"with such speed, 'cuz you know, bears aren't quiet" LMAO wow.

[Rhinehart666]

What a fear monger. When will this dick be happy? When he's scared everyone into staying inside and watching his biased, baseless hate rants? What next? Bald Eagles a threat, time to cull. "I'm the city boy, listen to the city boy", egocentric wanker.

[peanutintheshell]

The bears hate us for our freedom. We must invade Canada where they harbor these godless creatures. Fight them there so we don't have to fight them here. If your not with us, your with the bearorist.

[leohartofantioch]

wow.

[blacksmith8844]

awsome!

[shambala14]

once #1, #2, and #4 on Colbert's threatdown, and a constant visitor on the list is bears, (or "Papa Bear" and his robot self (which took #3 and #5 that day)).

[esiosan]

O'Reilly is a liar. Noticed when he implied the problem with bears growing population is all the "conservation and other things". When in fact we're destroying natural habitat and building cities in its place. C'mon O'Reilly, you're a lying robot, you bend over anytime your bosses want, you're a slut.

[pinkybrain555]

LMAOOOOOO S0122017

[S0122017]

Republicans seem to be psychologically incapable of facing life without enemies to combat.

I expect a zero tolerance compaign against bears including detention camps on unspecified foreign soil where they will be agressively interrogated for information followed by heavy bombing on bear habitat.

[channelun]

This story came out 2007-6-20 So, Colbert is a prophet. I was wondering the same thing, quicksteps41.

[pullyourtangles]

LOL

[osalot00]

Yep folks, there's your proof right there.

[klickenpod]

Damn straight! this is JUST what Colbert was talking about!

[quicksteps41]

is this what the threat down on the colbert report is based on???

soooo funny....o'reilly is horrible

[jonnytaction]

wow. bill is an absolute fucking retard

[netcyrus]

BEARS!!!!!

[grazon]

they can smell menstration!!!!

[GodRemixed]

If Bill O' Reilly should ever be wrong then Yellowstone's volcano will explode. Fortunately Bill has such a thick skull that he will never allow himself to be wrong.

[khanflesh]

o'reilly is such a fucking mess.