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  • great!

  • it dosent make you gay to compliment another guy, but it makes you insecure about yourself to think its gay

  • @91TopperHarley It's just two guys talking about eachothers' penises, nothing more nothing less

  • @wafotnytt exactly this is how men talk lol

  • WShen he said the biggest dick on a man he may have seen a bigger dick on soem animal

    haha

  • Who thought of that line?

  • Bruce Lee would likely have laughed his ass off and face palmed at the same time.

  • OMG that sounds so gay but its so fucking funny

  • that was ...very homo...

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  • "i saw you strip down for that hot tub...i'd be frightened too"...lmfao

  • thats the gayest line i ever heard on a movie...the crow still rocked though!!!!!

  • It's the Ambiguously Gay Duo!

  • It's the Ambiguously Gay Duo!

  • Can someone use this clip with different movie parts? Call it: "Brandon Lee, nicest guy in hollywood" Luke, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen on a man. Or. Tyler Durden, you have teh biggest dick I've ever seen on a man.

  • wow. the crow is gay. FUCK. FUCK FUCKKKKKK. he was so bad ass. i wish i would have never seen this..... HE WAS THE FUCKING CROWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

  • @ghostninja the Crow and Bruce Lee's son. LOL smh

  • @ItsJR516  Brandon Lee - looks like Jourdan Lee

  • The line originally was "you have the biggest dick I've ever seen on a WHITE man" but the studio had it trimmed during editing.

  • I saw this for the first time in Greece at like 3 in the morning, I just had no clue what this was

  • It's deliciously bad.

  • hahahaha I remember seeing this movie for the first time and just being amazed on what the fuck he just said

  • This clip is the reason that Youtube exists!

  • that was one of the worst lines in a fight movie !

  • "Dont get killed."

    "You too....can I touch it?"

  • Freakinsweet86 i own this dvd as well! classic shit! i wish they woulda had included the trailer dough! i hate when dvds dont hav the movie's trailer!

  • @shyplatano The UK DVD has a trailer check that one out the Trailer's awesome!

  • Dolph just got laid by Tia! I bet Dolph wanted to laugh at him and say Fag...

  • ghey

  • Brandon was gorgeous!

  • Brandon lee disgraced the Lee name! Seriously Dolph must have paid the writer to put that in...

  • WHAT!!!! XD L M A O

  • XD 0:13

    Brandon Lee is Awesome

  • why "on a man"?? he has seen bigger dicks on women??!

  • WOMAN DONT HAVE DICKS LOL

  • @ICET100 shemales do

  • best movie scene ever, no questions asked.

  • Quit looking at my dick!!

  • im sorry. WHAT?

  • and this movie didn't win a fucking oscar??

  • A great line in movie history, or the greatest?

  • greatest

  • everything about this is perfect

  • I love how gay that is.

  • @cloclo902003

    It's actually UBER-straight. Imagine what it would take for a straight guy to compliment another man's penis without feeling any shame whatsoever.

  • @CleverDjembe ...true you make a good point....Dolph and Brandon i'm sure were both VERY secure in their sexual identies....this line was probably a reference to the then rumors of Dolph's dirk diggler susposed endowment lol.....also Brandon Lee was known for his great sense of humor on and off the set and this line was probably his idea.

  • @cloclo902003 what you mean ? for BRANDON???????

  • @cloclo902003

    dolph's response to it is priceless

  • Its not the length that matters, its how you use it

  • You obviously have a small dick lol

  • I have this on DVD it's sooooo good!.

    Top Acting!

    Amazing Action!

    Major Boobage!

  • hahah what the HELL!! who says that!! who!? ahahh even if it's true, wtf hahah... you could get away with anything in the 90s

  • I know people love saying that hung guys 'don't know how to use it', but that's like a fat girl saying 'skinny girls aren't good in bed'. You just hang on to that, if it makes you feel better. My dick is big. I know what I'm doing. You just have to be intuitive and know how to read the signs that you're 'doing it right'.

  • I dont remember him saying that in the original version!

  • Maybe it was taken off in some countries because it's kind of...corny.

  • /NH OONTZ!!!!!!!!!!!

  • I wouldn't be frightened - I'd jump his big dick!

  • God damnit why did Brandon Lee have to die..

    He was so awesome

  • "Thanks, buddy!" ;-)

  • I WOULD LOVE TO RIDE HIS DICK!

  • I saw this last night and I was really surprised when he dropped that line.. haha, it's brilliant!

  • I just saw this on TV. I really can't believe these lines. Why would you want to tell some guy he has the biggest dick you've seen just in case you're about to die. Ridiculousely funny.

  • Just because you have a big engine doesn't mean you can drive!

  • i think having a big dick is like having a tongue piercing, you constantly fiddle with it, makes you better at knowing what you can do. i'm average though, just my guess

  • yeah sounds like ad-lib. women comment on each other's chest size, "grooming" too. no big deal. the biggest boar, the biggest whale, biggest catch. once you're dead it's all maggot meal, so talk about it while you can:D

  • shut up, faggot

  • I love both these guys...and watch this film just for the visual delights!!

  • I love this man! Brandon we miss u!

  • THIS MOVIE IS SO FUCKED UP

    hahha

  • Can't believe he said that to him :o

  • I'm surprised Dolph Lundgren didn't punch him on the face. I mean really. The best line in the movie...EVER. Come on, NOBODY saw that coming!

  • Haha, wtf.

  • Wow that did sound extremely gay.

  • At least he was nice about it, even if it was gay sounding.

  • ..................

  • has he seen a bigger dick on a woman?

  • @nightofyaoi I guess Brandon's seen whale and elephant dicks, too. So, for a man Dolph has a big dick. But, compared to a whale or elephant, not so big.

  • @nightofyaoi Like when Arnold was talking about the pump and he says "its like cumming, its like having sex with a woman and cumming..."

  • @nightofyaoi HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHHAHAHAHAHA OMG that made my day!!

  • Awesome :D And is it just me, or does Brandon Lee really look like Billy Crudup in this?

  • wow again dolph is fucking hot i would be frightened 2 if it ment i got to be with him

  • what the heck are yo tlking about??

  • haha i forgot all about that scene. hilarious.

  • brandon lee looks nothing like bruce lee omfg

  • i didn't know he was his son until my dad told me a year ago & so far the only movie i've seen with him in it was the crow

  • ahahhaah gaylords

  • you have the biggest dick ive ever seen on a man!

  • How Gay!!! I can't believe Brandon left the cheesy backdrop of action movies to the classy role of the Crow. He is such a brillant actor!!! But maybe if he stuck with these terrible scripted movies he would still be alive today.

  • Yo the only thing they should add after "don't get killed" is..."I wish I could quit you" :=P "I'd be frightened too" lol, man I don't know how Brandon could say that and the other line.

  • that was awkward but very awesome!!!

  • bow-chica-wow-wow

  • ahahaha

  • Hahahahah...that's so random. I remember watching this movie when I was 10...honestly. I loved it.

  • that was so gay

  • the best scene ever in the best movie ever

  • CLASSIC!!! An action movie that didn't hide it's themes.

  • this is one of my favorite scenes in this movie...lol

  • you have the biggest dick I have ever seen!! lol!!!

  • me too. :)

  • This is one of my favorite films of all time

  • LOLOLLLLLLLLL

  • i wanna see this film because it has those two in it, i dont care if its shit lol

  • lol brandon lee. too bad he died. he was a rele good actor.

  • No, he wasn't.

  • *Coughs* Asshole. Yes he was. You're probably one of those fans of Paris Hilton Or Keanu Reeves.

  • No he wasn't, no I'm not ;)

  • No, you're just a loser.

  • hEy if u think Brandon Lee is a bad actor or just crap in persone u gotta be crazy we is a brilliant actor he is talented en no he is not crap in persone,

    -Brandonleelover

  • It's kind of funny. You guys are arguing with me about his acting skills in the comments section of the video that probably is the ultimate way to prove my point.

  • He was. Not a brilliant one, but quite a decent one. Surely better than Ben Affleck, y'know...

  • lmao hilarious

  • Man, I could not believe he said that when I heard it. This movie is awesome though. "It's one one of those video games. We've just passed the first wave."

  • yeeeeaaaahhh! I would compliment him too!

  • Just because of this part I really want to see the movie. haha That is ssoo lame!! Yet really hot and really funny!!!

  • probably one of the worst films ever made... that is what this movie is so funny!

  • goddamn dolph is hot. they are so cute together, ha.

  • that's a pretty funny part in that movie.

  • Haha! Hilarious!

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