9 1 1 direct answering machine
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From: jacobcheese
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  • ....

    xdinojemox 5 months ago

  • lol, HI SAM!

    FreaxUnleashed 9 months ago

  • Everytime I hear microsoft sam I ALWAYS think of chief from arby n' the chief lmao

    aiden9003 1 year ago

  • 18. no, jk.

    pennyroyalkurtgrl 1 year ago

  • not nine one one direct

    DraqonFliesx3 1 year ago

  • If you are dead press 18.

    If you have fallen off of a roller coaster press 19.

    tabbykangaroo 1 year ago

  • 18...

    jenzie7 1 year ago

  • 911 can help with constapation?! FINALLY!

    Lugia625 1 year ago 2

  • @Lugia625

    lol

    pennyroyalkurtgrl 1 year ago

  • ITS MASTER CHIEF

    crazymonkeyxyz 1 year ago

  • i couldn't understand number 12 15 and all i heard on 16 was pen, grenade, and leg sack?!? Other than those this video was HILARIOUS!! ( btw 9) haha.

    bored2easy 1 year ago

  • @bored2easy #12: If you are choking on a (legon???) brick

    #15: If you are impaled on a stick

    #16: If you have pulled a pin out of a grenade and your legs(??) have come off.

    RenagadeSoldier22 1 year ago

  • microsoft sam soi soi soi

    desenagrator 1 year ago

  • how do you press 11

    Ynehc 1 year ago

  • @Ynehc easy, quickly press 1 twice

    ZacOnTV 1 year ago

  • If your roflcopter goes soi soi soi press 12

    Left4Danny2 1 year ago

  • Nice try microsoft sam

    kyle1utube 2 years ago 10

  • i pressed 8,16, and lol .

    echocompany540 2 years ago

  • theres not even that many buttons! lol!

    keckvids 2 years ago

  • i pressed 13

    mikitymike 2 years ago

  • Dude..... When you call 911 they don't sound like that. They are actual people talking.....

    alvinkool 2 years ago

  • this is scary

    applepantsyummy13 2 years ago

  • Haha! 16,17,18! :L

    Omg, 20 lmfao

    haha xD

    Ah, thats funny :P

    MrsRaindrops123 2 years ago

  • i can do this on my computer...

    neptunesike 2 years ago

  • haha 8 is the funniest

    Makrillol 2 years ago

  • This is STUPID!!!

    lesterp1 2 years ago

  • thats lame. is that what 911 is really like?

    NCC1701zulu 3 years ago

  • What do you think!?

    Makrillol 2 years ago

  • no i was being phacecious

    NCC1701zulu 2 years ago

  • haha i pressed 4 20 18

    bluelegendsgirl 3 years ago

  • HOW THE FUCK IS THIS FUNNY!

    GusMemBrainGuy08 3 years ago

  • 16...funny.......18 LOL

    20 LOL

    CNCRoadKill 3 years ago

  • ? Oer Lol?? 7.

    WungChu 3 years ago

  • 2,4,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15,16,1­7,18,19, and of course 20!!!

    Just a regular day for me. lol.

    RadioactiveCarma 3 years ago

  • LOL this is microsoft sam

    BellyRubProductions 3 years ago

  • i pressed 2,3,8,9

    terrorist4uandme 3 years ago

  • thats microsoft sam u fucking moron!!

    terrorist4uandme 3 years ago 7

  • noooo its Master Cheif!!!!!!

    DJBertz94 3 years ago

  • LMAO

    looneytunes2006P 3 years ago

  • i pressed 18 19 and 20 !!!!

    strawberrytoppings 3 years ago

  • I pressed 4 cuz I broke my right nut x]

    alicerulzall 3 years ago

  • lol Microsoft Sam. NICE!

    o0oYankee0o0 3 years ago

  • gosh i think i need 16!

    2KeenArtiste 4 years ago

  • If someone can't make up a good voice for this then don't make a video, don't us the voices from the computer

    chubbstheman99 4 years ago

  • hope i wont need the 911 in the next couple of weeks...nice vid

    lore :D

    CptZappacosta 4 years ago

  • ahhhhhhh my heads fallen of!! nice vid jacob

    SpOoFMan123 4 years ago

  • LOL im gonna press 20

    Nckdaman 4 years ago

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