Undefeatable Review

[ursmyers]

I am about to say something i thought i would never say but here it is, jean claude van damme is no longer the worst actor alive.

[irofl12]

To blockbuster, and awaaaaaayyy!!!

[crayzbotzz700]

the fight scene, they looked/sounded like gay ninjas

[gjg50]

this should had definitely been a porn movie, the bad acting fits right in with the action. This movie: Horrible Acting- OK but still horrible Action. A porn movie: Horrible acting- Good action. yeah... the two have a couple things in common.

[TinyTitian]

@gjg50 it woulda been less good dis one of those old movies dat so cheesy its good old porn is cheesy and gross looking cause all da girls look bad and was before people were dumb enuff to pay to watch a girl get sex especialy with da internet and how easy girls are seriously how is it that people pay for porn how are they still making money

[SmArOv]

@gjg50 lol ure great

[DW1014]

The gangs in this movie were the gayest I ever seen

[justin7560]

@DW1014 Like at 1:59 ? They look pretty badass to me. 1 wimpy white dude, 2 chicks, and 2 asian guys. Wtf sorta gang is this...

[JuliaLovesThings]

I really, really, really, really, really need to see this movie. My friend said they used to have it up on Youtube, but not anymore?

Oh man. This looks so epic. 

[richardtheconquerer]

@JuliaLovesThings I'm not sure. I guess it was taken down.

Netflix actually has this now though; it used to be un-released in North America.

And, yes, it is quite epic.

[toledovf]

HAHAHAHA! Godfrey Ho fans unite! Thanks for the review, I will buy the movie.

[Billydutch1]

lol

[ppshchik]

I find unintentional humor much funnier than those stand up comedies. Such as Undefeatable or Arnold's movies.

[marchrabbit85]

Dude, you really thinks dat movie great? You need doctor!

[richardtheconquerer]

@marchrabbit85 They must not have sarcasm in Russia

[marchrabbit85]

@richardtheconquerer Realy? We have, but it seem looks like you say it serious

[JamesMeteoriteHall]

@marchrabbit85 It seems you haven't heard of the "so bad it's good" type of movies.

[marchrabbit85]

@JamesMeteoriteHall No, I don't. I only heard "bad movies", "realy bad movies" and "russian movies" 8)

[DarkKnightBob1o1]

you are tearing me apart Richard!

[mainkilla]

@DarkKnightBob1o1 The Room is pretty fucking funny, but Undefeatable is funnier. Don Niam is just too fucking much in this movie.

[DarkKnightBob1o1]

not really a review mate is it

[richardtheconquerer]

@DarkKnightBob1o1 true. More like an advertisement

[MegaPhoenixBird]

Lol @ 1:37

"Oh......bear"

PS- I have literally seen this movie 10 times already and I still cannot stop laughing at it.

90 mins of non-stop unintentional comedy. You couldnt make it funnier if you tried.

[richardtheconquerer]

It really is a funny, funny movie. I also recommend a movie called "The Room"

[MegaPhoenixBird]

My god. I downloaded and watched "The Room" (2003) and it was a TERRIBLE Movie. The "acting" , "actors" and "script" were beyond belief.

And to know that creepy, weird, lead actor/writer/director with the bizarre accent and ugly face, drummed up $7 million dollars of his own money through his own businesses set up purposefully to make it- I mean WHAT??!!

No wonder all the studios in Hollywood showed him the door.

It wasn't determination, it was harressment to make "The Room"

[richardtheconquerer]

Haha indeed. "Oh, hi [character name]" EVERY time someone came in the scene.

Best scriptwriting ever

[mainkilla]

Sorry for the triple post, but such quotes as these made by Don Niam made the movie epic.

1".Come on Mommy,I wanna play."

2."I'm back, I got everything you wanted. This is going to be great! Mommy huh?" Afterwards, he is kicked in the nads.

3. "Bitch you ruined my mood!"

[richardtheconquerer]

The mood one is the best. Both him and his wife say 'mood' 3 times in like a 30 second time frame. "I'm not in the mood."

"well you better get in the mood before you ruin my mood" or something

[mainkilla]

I gotta check it out. Don Niam is the only redeeming factor in this movie(other then horrid acting by other chars). What is more badass then doing fatalities on people in the middle of broad daylight and collecting their eyes?

[ironkaider]

did he just killed anna.

[pierreerichexum]

I want to mett Don Niam when I'm going to Las Vegas! This film is so bad from beginning to end that it is never boring ... it's funny from start to end: improbable dialogues, haircuts, clothes, acting, actors's faces, props and action ... it is so bad it ends up being a masterpiece!

[richardtheconquerer]

They must not have sarcasm in the Netherlands

[mainkilla]

Nope, they don't.

[mainkilla]

....You don't have bad taste if the movie is so horrible that it makes you laugh. I mean, Stingray's scenes alone amounted to like 3/4ths of the lols I got watching it.

[112d12d]

rofl..yea your right..xD

[codename617]

i kinda liked it when i saw it on TV like 9 to 10 years ago as a kid. And now 20 and watching that fight scene again, i DID see some similarites with Cobra.

But i like this movie because it kinda seems like something you'd see in a video game back then.

[shakawuwu]

GREATEST MOVIE EVER

[Arppis]

This movie is one of the best unintentional comedies I have seen. XD

[Pwnagemerchant]

I actually thought stingray was quite a convincing crazy psycho because of his incredibly over the top and ridiculous acting. also that high five about the totally irrelevant basketball tickets made me lol more than anything else in the film

[richardtheconquerer]

Haha, yeah it's so random

I really need to watch this movie again

[SpatulaErotica]

to call Undefeatable anythingless than a comic masterpeice would be an insult

[sdd275]

Great review! I hate that movie so much.

[jarren12345612]

anyone notice that the main guy looks like steve correll?

[shenghu]

I called Don Niam, asked if I could have an autographed copy of the DVD for my birthday... unfortunately he didn't have a copy of the movie to sign.

[outlander145]

lol i'm not surprised he didn't have a copy of it.

[jarren12345612]

i want an autograph picture (serious post)

[N0GGINB0NKER]

do a search for "stuffface". That's a persons account that has the whole movie uploaded in 10 parts. I haven't had a chance to watch it yet though.

[jeanmariedelepin]

I actually bought undefeatable expecting more of the same comedy on youtube, bu it turned out to be really disturbing.

[richardtheconquerer]

The one scene in the house is kinda creepy

[C2daORRUPT]

where did you find it man i want it also! (serious post)

[dardrex777]

this movie was so bad yet I'm glad I watched it... can't explain why.

[richardtheconquerer]

cause it's hilariously bad?

[dardrex777]

pretty much.... a couple parts of the flick were ok such as Cynthia Rothrock's falls.... that's about it.

[spacexploder]

i have only seen it in region  4 format which sucks

[fpsNOOBKILLER]

where did you buy it?

[nyisless13]

Dr. Tobias Funke is a better actor than anyone in that movie, and I'm not even exaggerating.

[richardtheconquerer]

lol

[scottishdude83]

dude,you are my hero..I want that movie, where can i get it?

[ulsterken]

ebay

[richardtheconquerer]

haha

[DocFunky]

"banana". Awesome. Also loved The Weakest High-Five In Movie History.

[richardtheconquerer]

i like the scene even more cause it had nothing to do with anything

he's just like "sure got tickets to tonight's game"

[contrapposto]

You sent me this DVD last October or something crazy like that and I finally got to watch it with some friends last night. MOST INCREDIBLE MOVIE WE'VE EVER SEEN. Thank you.

[richardtheconquerer]

told ya haha

[lpalways]

ANNA.........ill find u!!!!!!!!!!!

[Colo118]

remember seeing this movie when i was a kid,i was laughting for his cheesy performance.thx dude for the video,this movie is without a doubt the most unintentionaly funny movie of all time,it actually beat Ricky Oh.

[TheOrderisReal]

so true

[KarmaPolice1]

I never new Mr. Clean did movie reviews

[richardtheconquerer]

worst joke ever

[elperromagico]

Nothing angers me more than the rampant violation of the Take a Penny, Leave a Penny tray.

[richardtheconquerer]

hahah

[etopla]

LOL the movie looks gay

[DarealRadexHEJOO]

I did not get anything. You said you didn't know where to start and didn't say nothing at all. You just tried act cool as if you were somebody else. You should seriously go out and meet with people or something because your appearance is disturbing.

[richardtheconquerer]

You're a weirdo. Talking about hilariously shitty movie = acting like someone else.

Who are you even talking about? What do I act like normally? I would say more but I have to "go out and meet with people"

[alryo]

I watched this movie and made me laugh. The action sequences are so 80ish (slow paced),but Cynthia Rothrock pulls out some cool fights.

[EdSigma]

I've always wondered if the rest of the movie is of the quality of that end clip, and looks like it is. This movie looks so gloriously cheesy, I'm buying it. It would make an awesome Mystery Science Theater 3000 episode.

[myrkeyjones]

thats it im buying this film, i havn't laughed so hard in a long time

[richardtheconquerer]

thats pretty much what i did after i saw the fight scene on youtube; it's completely worth it

[MetallicOrchids]

Damn, dude. You're cute!!

[richardtheconquerer]

thank you, you're very metallic

[hugeackman]

banana.

hehe.

[dyerk]

i just got the movie. it is unquestionably, the greatest cinematic achievement of the 20th century.

[ulsterken]

2:41 lol... Look buddy, I dunno who you are... but im gonna kick your ass. classic. I'm still laughing

[richardtheconquerer]

he made me believe he wasnt reading a cue card right in front of his face

[anak1]

Kudos richardtheconqueror. I wonder why such genuine movie masterpieces are kept out of the reach of most of us commonfolk! This beauty of a film is on the same level as, dare I say it, "Krull"! I must get it lol

[richardtheconquerer]

haha

[kingnek]

nice job baldie. very funny

[vdubwhore]

lmfao

[aaronapilado]

everyone should seriously download this movie and watch it drunkenly with your buddies - great times.

drink whenever:

someone says, "anna", "stingray", or "mommy"

slow-motion

someone finds a dead body

someone's eyballs get ripped out

coke - whenver it's seen or mentioned

lastly, take a shot when stingray says "undefeatable", then another when the film ends (i won't spoil it for you, but the final scene after the final fight is so stupid that we have to have another shot)

[richardtheconquerer]

you mean thats not how you started college? lol

[wearafrown]

i tried so many times to download this movie, but it's nowhere. I'm going to buy after seeing all these new scenes. I wish Mst3k would have pick this one up back then.

[RinkyDinkyDoodle]

I just became facebook friends with don niam....

[BitterPoetMadman]

LOL I finally saw this movie. THE Don is amazing... I was so drunk, and laughed my ass of for soooo long. "Poor little baby bear, had to wear his mommas Tupperware.

[richardtheconquerer]

and now its time to play lol

[pookie1713]

hi, were would you find this movie?

[pookie1713]

hi, were would you find this movie?

[SkelatorOfSteel]

i hate when someone "finds out" about a movie that's been out forever and declares to everyone that it's the best movie ever.

Welcome to 13 years ago

[richardtheconquerer]

sorry? I'm not sure why you quoted "finds out"

it's not like this was some famous release that everyone is aware of

[JFlo37]

I had to buy this DVD once I found the fight scene on YouTube. This is simply the greatest movie ever created.

[richardtheconquerer]

so true

[FRANKb7]

i think that this movie suck more than "chinango"...someone see this movie? lol i would like someone put some video about this move lol!

[CustardGanet]

wow that was awesome,is that China o Brien?those guys put Tony jaa to shame.

[richardtheconquerer]

who's China o Brien?

[jackjackob]

its another flick of that kind. I have got the American Ninjas squel,plz send me this one.

[FRANKb7]

sorry...that's just to funny for me! hahahaha i can't stop laughing

[richardtheconquerer]

no need to apologize, it is funny

[antiprep911]

dude that looks so freakin funny

[Mjcool]

Sorry I couldn't find it before! Thanks.

[richardtheconquerer]

it's all good

just reminded me that i need to watch this masterpiece again

[Rixenz0r]

Oh man, if it comes with Towel Fu lessons I'm so sold on it.

I'm going to go make a fight movie. Goddamn I'm going to do it so hard.

[Rixenz0r]

Does it also instruct people on the use of "Puffer Fish Face" to intimidate opponents into ripping off their shirts?

[richardtheconquerer]

Maybe it does in some lost special features section of a future dvd.

[Kostya2]

I bought it today off ebay

Im still trying to figure out if "undefeatable" is even a real word

Im so pumped for this movie to arrive! and I got no retreat no surrender

[richardtheconquerer]

haha no it isnt a real word

i guess unbeatable wasnt cool enough for them

either that or they just didnt know

[Kostya2]

man, Don Niam is so intense

He even has his own Kung Fu style appropriately named

DON NIAM KUNG FU, truely the greatest man alive

[richardtheconquerer]

haha does it involve ripping out eyes?

[Kostya2]

ofcourse! They teach you that on the first day,

google don niam and it's the first thing that comes up

[jackjackob]

Actually my teacher in Special Effect @ TFCollege invited this director and Jalal Merhi and even the one who did American Ninja to our school, these directors are actually cool and they do make money from foreign distrutibition, and any of you who wants American Ninja director's e-mail, i pass it to ya coz he left it at school.

[JohnnyWeedSeed420]

You have to be joking....even after seeing a clip you bought it? total watse of money, cuz that movie sucks. I dont believe any1 liked it, this has to be a joke

[richardtheconquerer]

havent you ever heard of funny bad?

obviously not

this is the cheesiest movie i have ever seen, and the acting is so bad its hilarious

[webbm00001]

its kinda like steven segull movies.

[richardtheconquerer]

basically

but much worse and with no real budget

[MokomaSusi]

Perfect.

[bvax]

This is THE funniest movie ever!! Will Ferrell eat your heart out!! LOL

[N0GGINB0NKER]

The book is better.

[richardtheconquerer]

hahaha i give this comment 5 stars

[DukeDavis]

Somebody PLEASE post a full divx of this movie somewhere?? newsgroups/torrent/anything been looking for months and cant buy it anywhere.

[contrapposto]

Okay, it won't let me message you. Right now I am away at college and my DVD player = a Dell laptop. Is that not enough? I can find out what my parent's have at home. Thanks!

[N0GGINB0NKER]

LOL, dude you should make a trailer for this.

I just love the part where they rob the store and that one guy takes the pennies from the tray. LOLOL

[richardtheconquerer]

i was considering that but got lazy

plus i dont have a cool "trailer" style voice to go along with it

[contrapposto]

I can't find it anywhere . . . is it on DVD? I can find it on VHS, but I lack a VCR.

[richardtheconquerer]

i could get you a dvd of it, but itd be region 2 so it might not play in your dvd player

[contrapposto]

That would be amazing!!! THANK YOU even if this doesn't work. I'll message you . . .

[ubermensch1]

This... Boy... Is... Not... Smart?

[richardtheconquerer]

zuh?

[anonwraith]

hahahahahaha you have to se meltdown, hahahaha, i know what u like about these movies, i understand hahahaha (in meltdown there is a part where there is a guy in the bathroom and theres a 6 year old kid, and what happens is so funny lol) if you find more movies like Undeafeatable post them please.

[bioboostedaddict]

whats the plot of this film anyway

[richardtheconquerer]

Kristi Jones (Cynthia Rothrock) avenges her sister's death at the hands of a crazed martial arts rapist.

[bioboostedaddict]

WOW. Pure genius. WOW.

[richardtheconquerer]

the full description on the back includes the words "Street-smart detective"...always a key for a movie to be amazing

[rickshawer]

Well the proof is undeniable Undefeatable is pretty amazing and bananaish movie, but I think I'd take a mix of Who Framed Rodger Rabbit and Powder over it (since Powder has the depth, and Rodger has the action.)

[richardtheconquerer]

you clearly havent seen this movie :)