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  • And they say that Batman never smiles

  • Dat title

  • Batman's smiling. Now you KNOW he's not fucking kidding.

  • Thats what she said

  • whenever batman smiles you know shit just got real

  • It's scary just to hear him say, "Mine are bigger than yours."... It's even scarier when he grins while saying it. I've never felt so inferior. lol

  • I feel scared and aroused at the same time =I

  • oh um..........i didnt know that 

  • if you want to hear batman say bigger than press 3

  • wtf

  • Black lady: rrhmm rmm rmm

  • And the new eternal debate...Batman or Chuck Norris?

  • @kevinphoenix2007 Batman any day! Chuck is just a B category actor while Batman is the embodiment of awesome!

  • @TheBlackIdentety The way I see it, Batman is the Chuck Norris of the DC universe

  • @Bioniclefan45 Implying Chuck Norris isn't overrated.

    Implying Batman isn't better than Chuck Norris.

  • @NeonBlue27 it's just an analogy

  • owned

  • ... boobs...

  • He means henchmen, she has two ordinary men, he has superman and aquaman (as goons because hes the goddam batman)

  • Bats: "Mine are bigger than yours."

    Waller: "Oh, really?"

    *unzip*

    THUD

    Bats: O.O

  • WHAAAAAT?!

  • ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ <-- No, mine is

  • @The1Mischief

    Well Batman doesn't HAVE a vagina so I'm sure yours IS bigger.

  • @domanskikid I was referring to my balls, but hey, if you want to say you have a vagina, be my guest!

  • @The1Mischief lol wtf!

  • BatSmug.

  • which episode?????

  • Batman's are bigger then the Hulks.

  • He's talking about his balls of course since she doesn't have any he wins by default.

  • Y-y-y-y-you ain't seen mah balls!

  • she looks like Wesley's Boss in Wanted.

  • A few seconds earlier...

    My Boobs are so huge!

    Current time...

    Mine are bigger

  • "ME GUSTA"

  • HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHA omg HHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHH­AHAHAHAH

  • my dairy products bring all the local males to my place of establisment/work, they insist it is superior than yours, oh yes, quite superior to yours, i could give you the recipe, but i am quite preoccupied with these storage devices

  • amanda doesnt approve

  • we know your ears are bigger batman.

  • Batman has some of the most delightful troll one-liners

  • episode plz

  • Batman, you have moobs, she has boobs, so for you to say that yours are bigger, is like for her to say i have a bigger vagina than you.....

  • Of course they're bigger than hers. He's the GODDAMN BATMAN!!

  • OH SHIT

  • He's talking about balls, people.

    He's probably right, too.

  • I laugh every time. Every damn time.

  • Hes talking about his testicles.

    Regards,

    Captain Obvious

  • wonder what he was talkin' about

  • @raynaofaragon

    then men he brought to the fight,

  • lol then batman payed off crooks in prison to get peter to do it

  • Watch "Batman & Robin" and look at his codpiece; hes not lying.

  • Lol forum weapon.

  • you know when batman smiles shits going down and your the once who's gonna get fucked

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  • Batman's are always bigger than yours... no matter what you are talking about.

  • @TheLastRainShadow Hell yes son. XD!!!!!!!!

  • @TheLastRainShadow Batman has bigger odds of getting raped than me, apparently.

  • @TheLastRainShadow What about warts?

  • Oh sure. Say that to a woman

  • totally misread the title :/

  • Sure, she has balls, but Batman's are bigger than hers.

  • Context, we hardly knew ye.

  • Batmans are bigger than everyones

  • Batman: Mine are bigger than YOURS. >:D

    Woman: *not amused*.

  • Batman: "Mine are bigger than yours."

    I don't know Amanda looks like she's got pretty big one's.

  • that women looks like brock obama after eating her fat wife :/

  • batman: mines bigger than yours

    lady: ...... umm

    batman: you confused bitch?

    lady: ....... yes

  • @inuyasha9454 im pretty sure theyre talking about guns, the lethal kinds lol

  • his ears are bigger obviously.

  • @BigWangSuperBang Also, you really suck at trolling. You need to lurk more /b/ro.

  • 0:03

    You mad bitch?

  • @BigWangSuperBang You first, troll.

  • batman:Know why

    lady:bec-

    batman:BECAUSE IM BATMAN!!!!!!!!!!

  • Who's Rubberfruit

  • @derrickdlr A guy who makes Gmods and after you watch them you wonder what your were smoking earlier that day.

  • @BigWangSuperBang Yeah well kindergarten is for losers you should be in grade 2 like me.

  • @Sniffle27 your a second grader? everyone else here is way older than you, dont go calling kindergarteners losers you asshole

  • @rikashay98 Wow you're really stupid. Don't you think a second grader wouldn't have such great grammar and sentence skills like me? And you shouldn't be snooping in on someones conversation, it's fairly rude.

  • @Sniffle27

    lol kids these days so fuckin retarded i mean kids think there so smart these days ur comment is like a retard from a specail class watching the movie GLEE commenting kindergarden is for losers which obviously  u just called urself a loser an plus 2nd grade? 2nd grades fuckin lame try going to high school kid

  • @209BluntSmoker I'm not even going to reply to your comment due to the massive amount of retarded in it.

  • @Sniffle27 Oh wait, shit my bad, I already did.

  • @209BluntSmoker man I bet your an adult kids are better than you wanna know why they have a longer life and your OLD

  • he brings all the boys to the yard

  • @MrLolstfunoob Well you've just scarred me.

  • @NaruIno35 :3

  • @MrLolstfunoob He could teach you, but he'd have to charge.

  • @MrLolstfunoob hehehe he brings robins to the yard!

  • He's talking about guns r.r

  • Balls?

  • Batman has bigger moobs than her (shameful innuendo)

  • To the person who said this should have a replay button, Just put the word 'repeat' in between the youtube and .com , and it'll show you the same video on loop forever in a slightly different format.

  • @BigWangSuperBang Oh yeah well every saturday night I go out and pick up all the hot chicks ever.

  • What Yo Talken about batman I'm a women

  • Is he talking about milkshakes?

  • for all the dumbass rubberfruit fans: item_healthkit

  • is he talking about his boobs

  • @Shadow1177x, rather balls. She must got them to do what she does.

  • @metal87power lol

  • @BigWangSuperBang Haha I looked at your profile just like you looked at mine so now we're even.

  • thats a fat man with a tiny penis

  • I FEEL A FAD COMING ON

  • O RLY?

  • The look on his face was priceless

  • THATS NO WOMAN.........

  • RubberFruit, why do you watch these things?

  • @jellywillreturn He put it private now

  • @BigWangSuperBang

    why are you insulting yourself?

  • @Lollocide yeah... why?

  • his ears

  • Little Kids wear Superman Pajamas

    Superman Wears Chuck Norris Pajamas

    and Chuck Norris wears Batman Pajamas

  • This should seriously loop..

  • His Batballs?....

  • And now I can't help to picture Batman singing about milkshakes and his yard...

  • You tell em batman!!!

  • 1mthegoddamnbatman brought me here. And yes, i'm just trying to piss off Bigwangsuperbang xD

  • really? a chuck norris joke is top rated?.. sigh

  • @deuone My reaction

  • @deuone I dont want to live on this planet anymore...

  • I would hope so.

  • Armanda's dark secret was revealed.

  • 0_o

  • @BigWangSuperBang I see you figured out how to look at someones profile, good job. Even if I was 7 years old (which was when I took that picture) I'm still smarter than your dumb ass considering you misspelled most of all the words in all of your comments. Also, if you have to resort to typing out some retarded comment full of curse words because you can't back yourself up in an argument that YOU started you are truly more idiotic than I thought you were.

  • @Sniffle27 BigWangSuperBang is an idiot. However, I can see his point. Those comments get really old really fast, and I can see how it can annoy some people. Granted, I wouldn't start a flame war over it, but still.

    @BigWangSuperBang See? That's how you respond. Not throw a tantrum.

  • @Sniffle27

    BigWangSuperBang: Expert Butthurt Retard

  • @BigWangSuperBang Because it's your problem that you don't enjoy people stating who brought them where, not mine and if you're going to start a ridiculous argument have some facts to back yourself up you twat.

  • @BigWangSuperBang Shut the hell up, I'll rip your eyeball out and stick my penis in your eye sock and skull fuck you.

  • Mine are bigger than yours.

    BITCH NIGUA SHUT THE FUCK

  • read description......my response.... i dont think thats exactly a women

  • That lady's thinking "OH NAH HE DI'ANT!"

  • @BigWangSuperBang Tell that to millions of other people who get the top comment because they stated who brought them to a video.

  • His nipples of course.

  • He's talking about the Schumancher films of course.

    Anyone who doesn't know what I'm talking about but says they're Batman fans aren't a Batman fan.

  • This is pathetic.. dislike.

  • OH MY GOD, I WAS DRINKING JUICE WHEN I WATCHED THIS, THANKS FOR MAKING ME SPILL IT ALL OVER MY DESK... WITH MY NOSE!!!

  • he's talking about the ears

  • Bigger Balls!!

  • boobas! hes talking about boobies

  • damm rigth *batman voice* "mine are bigger than yours" i can teach you but *batman voice* mine are bigger than yours. thums up if you get the joke

  • Batman has huge manboobs that's what

  • Rubberfruit nuff said

  • @agmdam Way to look like another user's pretentious and unwanted bitch.

  • @SwamiEpstein UMAD?

  • @agmdam nope, just full of pity

  • he's talking about his forces. saying that his justice league team is stronger than her many troops

  • shut the fuck up about rubberfruit favouriting this

    i'm surprised that batman would say that on a kid's show :L

  • @Pieman6711 >Batman

    >Kids show

    Uh, no. Teens and older perhaps.

  • @WMan37

    >teens/older

    hah, i'd doubt that people would watch something that softcore. but then again it's batman.

    inb4 i get buttraped by comments

  • @Pieman6711 actually it's appropriate with the whole scene. though i don't see anything wrong with it out of context

  • @Pieman6711 Batman? Kid's show?

    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @redmetal48 Nope. Kid's show.

    An extraordinarily WELL MADE kid's show that delivers action, drama, cinematic themes, and treats it's audience with respect, allowing it to EASILY appeal to ALL ages, but a kid's show just the same.

    We're not talking YOUNG kids here. Maybe like, 9 or 10.

  • "IM A WOMEN"

    "oh..."

  • Ears? Yeah, gotta be ears. :)

  • Rubberfuit's been playing Arkham City

  • @MichaelKeehls Or he just likes Batman. But that can't possibly make sense can it?

  • Finally. A video i watched BEFORE rubberfruit

  • rubberfruit favorited this :3

  • THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID

  • lol

  • his friends

  • Batman obviously talking about his Bat Balls :D

  • of course batman's are bigger

    amanda's haven't even got one

  • I guessing it's his chin, he surely beats Jay Leno

  • =))

  • Notice once his sentenced ended his smile went right back to the usual scowl?

  • MetroidODST: batmans the best fucking superhero ever i dont care what any1 else says

    Tobiasu: Batnipples!!

    MetroidODST:....... i h8 u

  • Batman: Mine are bigger than yours.

    Amanda: .....

    Batman: Want to know why?

    Amanda: Because you're Bat-

    Batman: BECAUSE I'M BATMAN!

  • @GigaBahamut

    The Rock: why are yours bigger than mine?

    Batman: Because I'mBatma.....

    The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHY YOURS ARE BIGGER THAN THE ROCKS!!!

  • batmans the best fucking superhero ever i dont care what any1 else says

  • @MetroidODST Batnipples!!

  • @Tobiasu ....... i h8 u

  • @MetroidODST ... bat-creditcard

    ...let me know when your head explodes from rage

  • @madman101ish i h8 u, so much >:(

  • He said you got no nipples!!!! OOOHHHHHH!!!!!