How the hell does this arsehole ever get any work on tv. He is so unbearable to watch, he sounds like he's on 100 fags a day and he's as thick as shit. No wonder he's bankrupt, he's used all his money on fake tan that makes him look like he's been dipped in cuprinol and what the fuck is that on his head? Is it supposed to be hair or Anne Robinsons minge!
Joe Swash is a nobody....Oooo I was on Eastenders like 10 years ago, now I just appear on anything I get given, and talk like the Artful dodger, to give myself an identity. Talentless wanna be celeb, but will always be in pantomime, or appearing on cooking programs.....cock!!
Whats with a bloke kising other blokes on TV , if your going to broadcast such stuff it should be broadcast after the watershed. The kids today are confused as it is without broadcasting a programm consisting of more than one Homosexual these shows give the wrong idea that men kissing each other is normal . If someone is gay that's up to them I am not really bothered as long as it is kept behind closed doors and not shoved in our faces
So what is he doing kissing a .....I nearly said bloke Lilly Savage ! if a openly gay celebrity is going to be given a show it should be aired after 9.00pm , loads of kids only end-up getting confused with their sexuality..........look at you lot !
i havnt heard one kid come up to me and say im confused why is that man kissing that man they dnt understand but still they dont say anything about it so there is no problem.
Maybe if you ever become a parent then you might be asked by your child ,why that man is kissing another man 'or a woman kissing another woman. It hardly likely that a "kid" would walk up to you in the street and say it to you .
Look I have no problems with gay people ,
but I don't want to watch programs which has a gay theme ' just about every show has to have a gay story line at some point . Do whatever turns you on but behind closed doors !
If I was you I would get off this page there is a real nutter called "Superjaw" who's brother kisses his male mates "for a laugh" and she thinks it's normal ( but she took that comment off ) have you seen her photo ? she looks quite mad and a lesbo !
I take it your gay then !!! I'm confident with my sexuality I've been married over 20 yrs and three sons and a daughter ( adults now ) so I'm quite confident ..............
You actually! And before u start calling me a poofter I'm a straight girl...my bro and some of my best friends are gay...and this world would be a better place without people like u...."after the watershed"? who u think u r, u make me wanna hurl! its 2009...the world is a big place, how can u still be so small minded...it may not be 'normal' for you but its far from 'abnormal' big boy as different sexualities have existed since the dawn of time.
Okay your a lesbo then... and can I tell you something if your brother has male friends who have no problem kissing each other for a laugh..........THEY ARE A BUNCH OF QUEERS ! Oh My God your family is really fecked-up , what a bunch you all are .And before you say anything about me or god just in the bible a village was cursed and as a punishment men would go with men and women would go with women. I do not wish to deal with your mixed-up family 'I have blocked your messages bye!
Your a 25 yr old healthy female and you dont think there is a problem when your brother and his puff sorry I mean male mates kiss.....................that's wrong !
You really are as dumb as u come across....read again...my STRAIGHT male friends can kiss for a laugh and it doesnt phase them one bit...they're secure in their sexuality...what are the chances you'll come out in a few years time...I'd bet on it! :P Dont b bitter....ur a minger inside and out!
I have noticed you cannot write anything without writing arse hole probably your brother and your favourite place to have it rammed in ! .by the way "Shit for Brains" you have removed the comment about your gay brother and his faggot mates... run and ask mummy and daddy if they honestly think male kissing another male for a "laugh" is normal !.......... .Take a look in the mirror pet ! your that ugly you would turn a vibrator off I refuse to speak to kids again your a stupid little brat
You really are off your head big boy...deleted my post? seeing things now (or not!). Just concentrate on counting down those days until the moment you come clean and tell your wife and children you're just another "poofter" as u say...only for them to look at you say "it's OK honey, we guessed!" ahahaahha. I'm 24 with my life ahead of me...I get the impression ur a sad old man having wasted your life in the closet! Buh bye hun!
In the future they'll be a million sexualities...Kids who see men kissing r no more likely to become gay themselves...the only risk is the new generation will have far less scumbag bigots like u..a good thing, sure u agree!
FYI, some of my straightest male friends have no probs with this or kissing guys themselves in jest, for that matter...they're secure in their sexuality, as someone else said...so maybe u should look deep inside yourself, having a wife and kids doesnt make u straight darlin'!
good lad, deserved to win the moment David Van Day left but it's a shame DVD messed it up with the Nicola thing when washing the truck. That ruined it for himself.
im seing him today and he plays aladdin cant wait to se him to night
nicoe2010 2 weeks ago
stephen fry said " joe your one of the most intelligent people ive EVER met"
RICHIE87622 2 months ago
He looks like his breath smells.
FatknackerMacca 3 months ago
can't fucking stand this naff pikey ginger
sweetypie000 3 months ago
Joe Swash before he was famous
type: Joe swash club reps
3Halli 11 months ago
Joe Swash before he was famous
type 'Josh swash club reps'
3Halli 11 months ago
I just LOVE the way he talks ! :')
MusiicMakesMesmiile 11 months ago
This guy acts like a thicko and is annoying. He thinks he is amazingly funny aswell but he's not..
akz247365 1 year ago
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How the hell does this arsehole ever get any work on tv. He is so unbearable to watch, he sounds like he's on 100 fags a day and he's as thick as shit. No wonder he's bankrupt, he's used all his money on fake tan that makes him look like he's been dipped in cuprinol and what the fuck is that on his head? Is it supposed to be hair or Anne Robinsons minge!
Zentzboy 3 weeks ago
Zentzboy 1 year ago
i love him <3 x
maisiemooxox 2 years ago
Joe Swash is a nobody....Oooo I was on Eastenders like 10 years ago, now I just appear on anything I get given, and talk like the Artful dodger, to give myself an identity. Talentless wanna be celeb, but will always be in pantomime, or appearing on cooking programs.....cock!!
rayp5 2 years ago
@rayp5 fit though.
Marillionmad 1 year ago
@rayp5 get a life.
sae246 1 year ago
Whats with a bloke kising other blokes on TV , if your going to broadcast such stuff it should be broadcast after the watershed. The kids today are confused as it is without broadcasting a programm consisting of more than one Homosexual these shows give the wrong idea that men kissing each other is normal . If someone is gay that's up to them I am not really bothered as long as it is kept behind closed doors and not shoved in our faces
smilzeee1 2 years ago
oh let it be. its all around the worl as it is. dont cover it up.
014538 2 years ago 5
he isnt gay though so wats the matter? he has a wife and kids i think its his wife?
014538 2 years ago
So what is he doing kissing a .....I nearly said bloke Lilly Savage ! if a openly gay celebrity is going to be given a show it should be aired after 9.00pm , loads of kids only end-up getting confused with their sexuality..........look at you lot !
smilzeee1 2 years ago
i havnt heard one kid come up to me and say im confused why is that man kissing that man they dnt understand but still they dont say anything about it so there is no problem.
014538 2 years ago
Maybe if you ever become a parent then you might be asked by your child ,why that man is kissing another man 'or a woman kissing another woman. It hardly likely that a "kid" would walk up to you in the street and say it to you .
Look I have no problems with gay people ,
but I don't want to watch programs which has a gay theme ' just about every show has to have a gay story line at some point . Do whatever turns you on but behind closed doors !
smilzeee1 2 years ago
yes but its a chat show not a soap opera and it was filmed live so there isnt anything they could do about it.
014538 2 years ago
If I was you I would get off this page there is a real nutter called "Superjaw" who's brother kisses his male mates "for a laugh" and she thinks it's normal ( but she took that comment off ) have you seen her photo ? she looks quite mad and a lesbo !
I wont be back I'm not friggin about with kids
smilzeee1 2 years ago
dude grow up
014538 2 years ago
maybe he is more confident with his sexuality than you are
Burwellington 2 years ago 11
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You mean he is a shirt lifting little puff ! didn't mean to upset sweetie
smilzeee1 2 years ago
I take it your gay then !!! I'm confident with my sexuality I've been married over 20 yrs and three sons and a daughter ( adults now ) so I'm quite confident ..............
smilzeee1 2 years ago
scum!
superjax00 2 years ago
Are you talking about me or Joe and Paul ?
the last thing I want to see is males kissing on tv or the Internet it should be banned................poofters
smilzeee1 2 years ago
You actually! And before u start calling me a poofter I'm a straight girl...my bro and some of my best friends are gay...and this world would be a better place without people like u...."after the watershed"? who u think u r, u make me wanna hurl! its 2009...the world is a big place, how can u still be so small minded...it may not be 'normal' for you but its far from 'abnormal' big boy as different sexualities have existed since the dawn of time.
superjax00 2 years ago 2
Okay your a lesbo then... and can I tell you something if your brother has male friends who have no problem kissing each other for a laugh..........THEY ARE A BUNCH OF QUEERS ! Oh My God your family is really fecked-up , what a bunch you all are .And before you say anything about me or god just in the bible a village was cursed and as a punishment men would go with men and women would go with women. I do not wish to deal with your mixed-up family 'I have blocked your messages bye!
smilzeee1 2 years ago
Your a 25 yr old healthy female and you dont think there is a problem when your brother and his puff sorry I mean male mates kiss.....................that's wrong !
smilzeee1 2 years ago
You really are as dumb as u come across....read again...my STRAIGHT male friends can kiss for a laugh and it doesnt phase them one bit...they're secure in their sexuality...what are the chances you'll come out in a few years time...I'd bet on it! :P Dont b bitter....ur a minger inside and out!
superjax00 2 years ago
I have noticed you cannot write anything without writing arse hole probably your brother and your favourite place to have it rammed in ! .by the way "Shit for Brains" you have removed the comment about your gay brother and his faggot mates... run and ask mummy and daddy if they honestly think male kissing another male for a "laugh" is normal !.......... .Take a look in the mirror pet ! your that ugly you would turn a vibrator off I refuse to speak to kids again your a stupid little brat
smilzeee1 2 years ago
You really are off your head big boy...deleted my post? seeing things now (or not!). Just concentrate on counting down those days until the moment you come clean and tell your wife and children you're just another "poofter" as u say...only for them to look at you say "it's OK honey, we guessed!" ahahaahha. I'm 24 with my life ahead of me...I get the impression ur a sad old man having wasted your life in the closet! Buh bye hun!
superjax00 2 years ago
In the future they'll be a million sexualities...Kids who see men kissing r no more likely to become gay themselves...the only risk is the new generation will have far less scumbag bigots like u..a good thing, sure u agree!
FYI, some of my straightest male friends have no probs with this or kissing guys themselves in jest, for that matter...they're secure in their sexuality, as someone else said...so maybe u should look deep inside yourself, having a wife and kids doesnt make u straight darlin'!
superjax00 2 years ago
Bless that dog sitting on that chair, Mine would run for its life :L
xchalkandcheesex 2 years ago
good lad, deserved to win the moment David Van Day left but it's a shame DVD messed it up with the Nicola thing when washing the truck. That ruined it for himself.
UlsterScotKeith 2 years ago
Joe is sweet ^^
flurry345 2 years ago
love him x
jesskye 2 years ago
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Sort the haircut out Swash. Your going bald big time and the comb over aint fooling no one.
axelfols1 2 years ago
sweetheart
westlife20 2 years ago
when was thiss?
x
GirlsAloudFanNumber1 2 years ago
How Long Is IT Since He Came Out? Bout 6 Months? And Im Still Lookin Him Up XD
chloecrollamaas 2 years ago
wooop wooop im from chatham! . . Met Joe swash toooo sat nite :D xx
boswe001 3 years ago
What breed is Joe's dog?
PyroTeen16 3 years ago
an all round nice bloke
tellymadman 3 years ago
i just want to hug him, and pinch his cheeks...he's so sweet.
mrscani 3 years ago
pinch his cheeks? ha id rather hav a snog :P
leanne987654321 2 years ago 3
Yay first comment. I love Joe Swash and he is so funny and such a sweet heart
kirstymay3496 3 years ago