Microsoft SAM reads Half Life

[SuperMimbles360]

Microsoft Sam is secretly a G-Man . . . or the boss of the G-Men.

[Agentoxedo07]

Holy-Terrorist:>*=* XD

[TheWeirdFandom]

Sounds like it was read by Grandpa Goofy.

[TheCommentGuy8]

LOLOLOL nao I no ? iz liek ef mastur cheif red dis!!11ONE!1

[DesroyDemonocracy77]

Now I know what to do if a ofiker pulls me over and aks for my leesance. "You have have headcrab zombie!!" *flails arms*

[YouDuck2345]

"As read by My-crow-soft spam".

Oh lawdy.

[KnightOfLightning]

"... top of the skyyyyy."

[MapleNabuk]

The cop car was Haydn nearby.

I can't give you my Leesense, officer.

John freeman looked on the ground and found weepon.

Microsoft sam wins the game.

[hihowsitgoin899]

zombie ghOAst

[DaBananaboat]

Wiepon? XD

[Ratfinkpie]

John Freeman, over HEER!

[rinoz47]

I want to be a police ofiker one day...

[caseygtr]

The pants where dead :(

[andy050496]

Digitalph33r use microsft sam in hes serie Arby n the Chief its very good and funny. MASTER CHIEF have microsoft sam voice.

[robinjam304]

He AKsed him for help? O_o

[Nenaptio]

lol at enemys, lol he spoke so quickly

[VoltagE1337]

not sam, its master chief :O :D

[Babymarioluigi2]

Master Chief sure likes his John Freeman!

[BLIZZCONTODAMAX]

motor sicle

[phantom102]

from the top of the SKYYYYYYYYY.

[fendalisme]

skayyyyyyyyy

[mythospj]

Sam is a really good reader!

[tyd9]

wait, so John freeman is a super human?

[williamday247]

Gordon Freeman looked up and said

no

BRIALLIANT XD

[Phoenix9413]

Yes, very brialliant indeed.

[williamday247]

John Freeman

Over here :D

[Hammerman24]

John Freeman. Over here. :D

[Mikeinthebox38]

Wait a minute u said he didnt have a weapon but John Freeman SHOT the officer zombie.

[mrfunnyd]

No, he didn't have wepon.

[aatusha]

no wepwn

[WyrmBlaster]

exactly

[MahajiHaji]

Mah bruthr iz in trubl thurr

[LoRdTaCo13]

Much more dramatic than the original.

[CosinusPW]

That's the idea, mate... Read the info.

[MahajiHaji]

I wish I could downthumb you more.

[egerboonstra]

oficre?

[mstamper]

no offense, but this is a waste

[LordQuadros]

Thanks I could help, bro.

[tarnmensch]

..from the top of the skyyyyy ;)

[TheJustOneOnlyOne]

offifer

[Blentastic]

leesence

[GObrewers11]

that was retarted i was looking for the real dam story of half life and i found this fake shit!

[GuitarGuru757]

THE HALF LIFE STORYLINE isnt finished yet but i could type it for u?

[sammo365]

*insert huge wall of text here*

[GuitarGuru757]

gordon freeman is a 25 year old scientist who works at the Black mesa research facility. he works at the anomalous materials section. one day he puts a huge unknown sample into the...something spectrometer thingy...and ALIENS, AND MONSTERS ATTACK HIS PLACE! he runs through black mesa and fites monsters zombies and grunts then goes to xen and is stoped by the gman and then half life 2 starts 10-20 years later...to be continued on amother comment...

[manichima]

Then the Gmad teleports Freeman into a dirty and messy train, which is the beginnign of HL2. Gorden goes sightseeing around City 17 and meets Barney and Alyx and Kleiner who are his FREINDs! Dr Kleiner enjoys building sperimental teleporters and aXes Gordan and Alyx to try his new model. Alyx ends up in the right place which is BLACKMESA EAST, which is not Black Mesa, though. Gordn has fun running all teh way on foot from the place where he is to the place he needs to go, which is BlackMesaEast.

[BlahBlahYouWho]

I hate you...

[Gregorytang246]

weepon

[psmrox]

rofl i love this

[guitarboogiewoogie]

hahahaha why noooot lol

[homestarbot]

"thanks i could help....bro?" LOL!

[420anonymous]

Brilliant. A piece of Audiobook history.

[thejoshregan]

skkkyyyyy lol...

[AndreTXH]

LOL Microsoft Sam is so stupid!

[cyborgtroy]

This is terribly written.

Even read aloud, it is still terribly written.

[billyrohnsenreturns]

thats the intention retard

[Amarynthos]

John Freeman then looked on the ground and found WEEEEPON

[Rennakins]

and the final boss couldn't seeee.....

[readiteatit]

from the top of the skyyyyyy

[Foolfyer]

Hurt my ears.

[btak47]

Master Cheif Sucks at Halo HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Vextoz]

Skyyyyy

[BloodTal0n]

Wonder if the Reaper would like a motor sickle too.

[LightcycleChampion]

Microsoft Sam had a bit too much to drink.

[redoctoberxx]

motor sickle?

[supashadow17]

it was spelled wrong.

[z0mbine]

Search Half Life Full Life Consequences

[burningfajitas]

AND THE PANTS WERE DEAD

[lilly71593]

of couse, the offickers

[XMasterZing]

"Thanks I could help...bro?"

[Fortress0Forever]

So he had to drive reaely fast

[Bartelbe13]

"because he was in his office lab coooooat"

lololol

[0mni42]

He found the Wiipon lol

[masha5658546]

reecense?

(license)

[SalmirFilms]

... top of the skyyyyyyy

xD

[MisterSleebo]

John Freeman said, "LOOK OUT, BEE-ROW!"

[mynameisyarpy]

AND FOUND WEEP-ON

[Felixthekitten]

Oh my god, LOL!

[Zarman91]

"My brother is in trouble there"

LOL!

[zepplinjetta]

it sounded like he said " the off-iker had crabs" lmao.

[UltamiaTasher]

The birds and the sun was almost down from the skyyyyyyyyyyy. XD

[monkeysteak]

OFF-IK-ER?!?

Is that supposed to be "officer"?

[FriedrichWilliamII]

Lab coooaaaat, lol.

[xxzomgx]

LOL thats great

[EpicOdysseus]

akaysed him for help

[andreipopity]

Haha, that's cool, i like Microsft Sam so much.

[zarphus]

i'll get you back evil boss!

[DJQueerbait]

fucking hilarious

[Arcueid123]

OMFG

[DiabolicForelle]

lol