Rejuvenique Electric Facial Mask

[KattenTheNeko]

This was probably made by Rob Zombie!

[LetMeReviewThis]

are you tired of the blood spatter on your face giving you wrinkles?

[striderdan]

you too can get a facial, and all you have to do is look like Dollface from Twisted Metal!

[GarudaSmash]

Watch this with the Halloween theme. It's perfect.

[Gpen1988]

My parents actually bought this thing when I was about 13 years old... weird seeing now on an infomercial. It was "all that" when my parents first bought it. My how times change. :-)

[Mohrkai]

omg it's pompous anonymous

[ZombiePhysics]

We really need somebody to go on a murderous rampage in that mask.

[skippydeenice]

this mask is AMAZING, it really rejuvenates your face; however there is one small side effect whenever i wear it - I MUST KILL

[dribwolley]

this is terrifying, it looks like a medieval torture instrument inside.

[TheRosefisted]

Essentially, you're being electrocuted... 

[BamBooUK]

You would look scary with a flabby body and a muscle face

[killbucket1]

Bucket head!

[pinksugarganster]

now we know what to give michael myers for christmas next year...

[itsjeicedude]

The thumbnail looks like a clip from a horror movie.

[gothicskulls]

0:45 Don't mind me I'm just in a torture basement somewhere.

[1cookiesNcream1]

@gothicskulls Thanks for making my day

[ripcord1022]

Creepy. Who thinks this stuff up?

[dre3k78]

Machete sold separately...

[saturnstar16]

Made in China.

[SinistaN]

jason lives

[TheJasonDR]

WOLFGORESHOW !!

[foreverme304]

they look like monsters

lol



[cowabungasheeit]

rapefear fantasmask

[jonpeley]

Ghost of the opera TV shopping.

[BorderCityBandit]

goddamn,I cant believe this wasnt a Saturday night live skit,the things people will buy,late at night. Im fully convinced you could glue a quarter in the bottom of a styrofoam cup ,right in crayon Magic Cup on the outside .and some dumbass would just have to have that cup.

[johnaiton]

someone give that woman a fucking guitar

[TannahNoelle23]

Helena Beat anyone?

[THEReverendMaxwell]

@TannahNoelle23 Took me a second to get that, but i laughed my ass off

[Slacker887]

Very creepy...

[jobymags]

i think i need this mask for my ugly wife while having sex with me.

[idiotrus778]

thumbs up if jab00dy dubs brought you here

[Unsolvedfanatic]

A more youthful face for serial killers everywhere......

[starstar51000]

scary!

[lolyewchoob]

"No longer do I have to wear someone else's face to look ten years younger!" - Hannibal Lector

[Lurdiak]

In the shower, I use a water-activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask, which I leave on for ten minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

[mrwhatever213]

@are you serious?

[Imabluntblowin]

Fuckin Mike Meyers over there

[macarion]

I have the weirdest boner right now

[nuke97]

@macarion Best comment I ever read!! Hahahaha

[870AD]

hannabal lector?

[chrisz71]

holy crap that is the creepiest fucking mask!

[fruitblood]

That is the creepiest fucking mask....

[Popteart]

reminds me of the mask the child molester wore in the nip/tuck pilot.

[TheEloeo]

WHY CAN'T I TAKE IT OFF???

[JustinC721]

I wonder if there is some sort of secret factory that comes up with stupid products to see if people will buy them

[LordApocalyptica]

JASON!

[educortazarc]

remember.. remember.. the fifth of november....

[Daphnegirl93]

ಠ_ಠ

[IllusionaryFields]

Its a victorian torture device for your face

[TheRealityTVAddict]

My god, it's like an iron maiden for your face. Nooo thank you.

[xxNephlimxx]

that's the woman in the plastic mask.

[nohabody]

That mask is PERFECT! Now to get my black robe, a pair of butcher knives, and start stabbing every living thing I see to death! BWAHAHAHA! XD

[RafaelDivoz]

VANILLA SKY !

[Obet1979]

This product is approved by Jason and Leatherface.

[antovador]

@Obet1979 and Michael Myers

[dpaanlka]

I love facial sessions.

[JoanCollins2009]

iv got one on the now i love it look a right freak but my god i look glam

[chrishammerastro]

now you can walk around looking like a serial killer

[slimmdogg2968]

as if i didnt already have enough nightmares....

[UROCKMYSOX249]

Hello Jason..

[islandreamer23]

even the mask looks scared of itself.

[TheHcomment]

your face, wtf

[leelahxo]

thats fuckin scary

[ThouHastEnabled]

Oh my fuck!



[Defenseman619]

It puts the mask on it's face

[macandease]

Looks like something from a horror film.

[W8ter5]

Rejuvenique! It really works! Just here this testimone from Hannibal Lecter!

[OriettaRose]

I saw this on the Fourth Hour with Stu and Pat on their 'as seen on tv' Friday segment. They had someone try the mask out... She said it hurt, lol.

[TehMoMoman]

Lol Facial Session.

[Miztress2Metal]

.... and no we finally know how Michael Myers hasbeen around so long..LOL

yeah, thays a bit of a creepy item, wonder how many women have fallen forthe MIKE MYERS FACIAL REJUVENATOR !

[Mattwav]

that thing looks like a mask from a slasher flick!

[MissJHarmony]

Enjoy a facial toning session, with some liver and a nice chianti

[dumbbo1]

The look like the Autons from Doctor Who!

[ihadtrouble]

Wow, I wasn't planning on going back to sleep anyways.

[kyosflame]

holy crap i forgot about this

[johnknight100]

@kyosflame Perhaps that's because you're 91.Things are bound to be a tad hazy at your age.

[kyledavid]

I've seen this episode of Twilight Zone before.

Not falling for it.

[100littlecurses]

HEY HEY HEY. Jason patented that mask first....

[sleeksheepfox]

V for Vendetta!

[rosalielove11]

Awesome! Now I can look like a psychotic serial killer psychopath while giving my skin the ultimate beauty treatment.

[eashotter]

o___o

[MrHongKongBuffet]

"During a facial toning session, the system delivers a mild impulse to murder your loved ones and devour their flesh, generated from nine tiny demons inhabiting the control unit. These impulses are directed to the specially designed, gold plated, behavior-altering units of the mask that actually activate the portion of your brain that controls aggression to exercise your most violent fantasies. These impulses will ensure complete slaughter while the mask protects your identity from witnesses."

[smittykins]

This? Is some scary stuff right here.

[joshthedude1]

Other Minor cases included someone getting thrown into electricals. Someone got their head turned around. Someone wasn't rocking out hard enough and ended up getting smashed with a guitar. A woman was raped by a tree. Someone got an axe thrown right at their head and they drowned in a nearby lake. Doctor: Well you know what, they looked beautiful when it happened and that's all that matters in this world. Linda: That is true, Doctor.

[joshthedude1]

And also Doctor. It says that eating a banana enrages the person causing the one wearing the mask to stab the person eating the banana in the neck with a machete. Someone also got a hammer to the head. Someone got stabbed in the chest and right down the middle from there. Someone got stabbed repeatadly in the back. Someone got stabbed upside down and they fell. Someone got pinned against a tree with a blade. Those are minor side effects, of course.

[joshthedude1]

Well Doctor. What about all the murderous side effects that we've all been hearing about? You know. The ones about people getting stabbed, shot with an arrow, death grips to the head, their heads punched off, stabbed with a pitchfork and a harpoon, thrown out of windows. Happened two times actually. Just some stupid shit. Someone got chopped. Someone got their face BASHED right into that pipe. Someone got burnt with coal. Someone got their throat slit, and someone got the big ol vat of goo.

[Luubylou]

@joshthedude1 Jabo0odydubs?

[R2242V]

:D OMG Try Jack Lalanne's face workout instead of this shit. :D

[MxRider1997]

thats scary :(

[skystevrich1324]

chhhhhh--coooooo

[llecho419ll]

Looks like a torture device

[AngelFluttershy767]

@llecho419ll

I was about to say the same thing. o_o" 

[borntobewildpascal]

sadomaso mask

[rockrgrl637]

Wait... so you're electrocuting your face?

[soccergirl97979]

nothin like getting a facial while scarin the children, sneak up on them when they're asleep, turn on the mask and whisper that you will kill them

[megahkill]

it looks like somthing from saw

[DJMikaelito]

Gold plated....yeah sure if it was gold plated it would cost 5.000+ euros

[4nus]

Just wouldn't add the atmosphere to the Jason movies....

[Ryuuji91]

HAHA this is GOLD!

[monkeyfandude12345]

0:22 Help me.....

[mitxelus]

@monkeyfandude12345 I can't stop laughing

[runtu85]

Now i know why michael myers started murdering

[vaibanez17]

I don't think this is what Jacques Plante had in mind when he invented the hockey mask lol

[ThePantyDroper]

holy fuck that's scary. If my girlfreind put that on, I'd probably accidentally punch her in the face before she whips out a chainsaw.

[paireon]

That... that just looks so wrong on so, so many levels...

[ViralKnives]

My grandmother had one of those...

[Zzyyxxyyxx]

So Jason Vorhees must have like the least wrinkles ever!

[fatescalling24]

LOL!

[PegasusKnight86]

...what?

[DeathByStiel]

Now I can dress up for Halloween and still keep my face looking young!

[Drud14]

amazing parady of this (as if it wasn't funny enough)

watch?v=UbYMdo_YM2I&feature=re­lated

[killemall22]

thank you cracked...

[NSLEandrejpt]

guess Freddy got ripped off

[killemall22]

@NSLEandrejpt you mean Michael?

[Anna24243]

I used to have one of these. Besides being incredibly scary, they don't work, and are kinda painful.

[killemall22]

@Anna24243 because you are stupid

[rhyno4eva]

I bet Jason Voorhees wears this to make his face look better, fuck the 'regenerate tissue' theory.

[harknessemulator]

i'm going to buy this mask, combine it with some all-white clothing, and set out to blow the shit out of Gotham City

[iluvhp12]

this mask is truly terrifying 

[GreenDayGirl861]

Use it in the bathtub :D!

[doomslayer133]

Hello Clarice

[Toxward]

Thanks Cinco!

[WTungsten74]

Vanilla Sky?

[kitchenfromhell]

add some scary sound at 0:17

[hotshotisnumber1]

Did Michael Myers invent this?

[GetTheGr33n]

"I want to play a game" this is as close as it gets...

[camachorenato]

Creepy

[waltsimons]

electricity... apply directly to the face

[eggroll9000]

W T F

[Gridseeker]

Oh god, this remind me a old French horror movie called "Eyes without a face".

[dancefool68]

You know I wasn't scared at sixth sense, I wasn't scared of the ring or even paranormal activity the first time. . . But this scares the living crap out of me...

[FrozenBlueFlame]

@dancefool68 LOL



[FrozenBlueFlame]

@dancefool68 Paranormal Activity the first time? Were you scared the second? I was a bit scared the second time, lol.

[Victorian9322]

JASON!

[GatorsFan24]

oh dear, this is some scary shit

[fetchy15]

holy fuck

[JacobCain86]

i would paint it like v for vendetta.

[Fairy3012]

I didn't know jason vorhees was into beauty.

[Stanimir5]

@Fairy3012 ROFL

[alexloops3]

The Mask Evolution

[gabwazhere]

fuck that, im not looking like fucking JASON

[DahMayPlz]

Oh Miiichael.....

[jmbhjsbsj]

VENDETTA!

[RedDaVincy]

It's a cross between DOCTOR HO'S spastic massager and S&M.

[IggyHazard]

Reminds me of the movie 'Dead Silence'.

[pivotspain]

WHAT THE FUCK

[VtorilynnV]

.... this is so creepy, i think i'd just get it so i could scare the crap out of my friends

[GloryMidnight]

I GOT to have this mask :D!

[Roseisababe111]

Oh my god....

[Arpeggiato]

They call me cuban pete...

[mrTryggvi]

Put on, wait till 11 pm. surprise roommate in shower.

[JosvanEgmond]

Didn't work for Slipknot.

[nucleardeath07]

Endorsed by Michael Myers...

[ZBoyArt]

TIM AND ERIC AWESOME SHOW GREAT JOB!

[Edem0001]

anywhere any time even in the office

[omglollmao123]

1:14

"Wow! Drinking the blood of children works wonders for my skin! "

[GreenDayGirl861]

Do it in the bath tub!!!!!!!!!!!

[videomarketingqueen1]

there's one for sale on ebay right now!

[SuperMultiQ]

god save us xD wtf is this

[WeaponAmerica]

All I can think of is Dollface from Twisted Metal.

[stevie511]

This is awesome! Michael Myers.

[teknotoast]

You too can look like Honnibal Lecter for only 12 easy installments of $99.99!

[therealsuperhobo]

SSSSSSSMOKIN