Darth Vader Heidi Klum

[88ellegance]

blacks on blondes!

[nafetS92]

first time Heidi and Seal met =P

[Chibbox]

*Vader sees Heidi put a pencil in her mouth*

*Waves hand* "That is not the object you want to put in your mouth."

[lionpulse]

Vader she is single now

[8triagrammer]

Heidi: "Please tell me that's a lightsaber in your pocket.."

[TheRobMargolin]

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[ChantelCig]

uuuuh thats just my lightsaber poking you in the leg. haha

[kalimaganeshshivan]

That was Seal in the Vader costume!

[LieutenantBlitz]

Vader, she's slept with an African.

[WatchdogDisciple]

Vader: You will accompany me to dinner.

Klum: I will accompany you to dinner.

Vader: You will then join me at Chalmuns Cantina for an evening of entertainment from Figrin D'an and the Modal Nodes.

Klum: I will then join you at Chalmuns Cantina for an evening of entertainment from Figrin D'an and the Modal Nodes.

Vader: Finally we shall travel to my Star Destroyer and retire to my quarters for a romantic night together.

Klum: Not after the first date.

Vader: Impressive

Me: ლ(ಠ益ಠ)ლ

[laplacesdemon21]

fuck her, you must!

[ronadan]

till she starts talking!! "Hi my Name is Heidi "gigglegigglegigglegigglegiggl­egigglegiggle" Than ... forcechocke, cause she will never stop giggleing^^ :D

[MsSmiler98]

wow i didnt now that heidi klum is soo much famous in america because i am from german it's very cool germany got famous people too i didnt now :DD

[Blackdragon1998ful]

whuuuuu...... whuuuuu..........whuuuuu......­whuuuuuu Then he looks.

Whuuuu. Whuuu...Whuuu.Whuuuu.Whuuuu.Wh­uu.

[TacticalZeroCrack]

@Blackdragon1998ful thank god for your comment..otherwise we would not have know what was going on..

[Sangahaaa]

@Blackdragon1998ful whuuu ? oO

[Monkeypower4ever]

secret love, Darth Vader you are lucky

[Masterjedi124]

lol



[StarKiller9696]

Why i am watching this other and over ?!?!??

[dasten123]

@StarKiller9696 ?!?!?!?! because it's funny?

[Leocookieman]

Sorry it was 5



[Leocookieman]

Press 6 and look what Heidi doing with the Table XD

[tvfan103]

(darth vader in class sitting next to heidi klum, jacking off)

KID 1- TEACHER! Vader is jacking off!

TEACHER- Vader, stop that!

KID 2- Holy shit! Vader is about to come!

(Darth Vader comes, and then Heidi looks at Darth Vader's dick)

HEIDI- hahaha look at his dick its so small!

(the whole class laughs at darth vader and so he takes his light saber out and kills everyone in the class)

[suckmyshizzel]

@tvfan103

stupid try to be funny ... let it be kid! :/

[tvfan103]

@suckmyshizzel ah man. maybe next time. but do i still get celebration cake?

[PhoenixCZCZ]

press 4 to see best part :D

[limitingchaos]

Press 7 to see DJ Klum.

[pole008]

why the jeans HEIDI KLUM why.............

[Ioul00]

Heidi Klum and Seal are the cartoon that became reality......Beauty and the Beast!!!! :)

[benmacabre]

Shes a disgusting breeder for nappy haired babies. Yuck! Why any white person would dirty thier blood with a negros is beyond me.

[TheGalen62]

@benmacabre Of course its beyond you. You know how with the weather they say "It's not the heat, it's the humidity?" Well,with racism, it's not the hate, it's the stupidity. So, yeah, you're not going to understand it. (PS: Here's a clue: She's in love with him).

[Dracos1337]

@benmacabre obvs she is into the BBC

[Falcondick69]

she isn't left handed so its a fail

[emilczawa]

@Falcondick69 ...She was writing with her right hand...

[ProTuner06]

@Falcondick69 Are you blind or just falt out stupid??

She was writing with her right hand numbnuts. Were you confused because her right hand was on YOUR left?! Idiot......

[WARDUDE130]

funny

[TheFunnysamnoob333]

Black people like blondies.

[deoxynchro]

who the jizzed on their pants

[letzgerger]

@deoxynchro your gay

[deoxynchro]

@letzgerger how about you?

[BlueBlazer89]

whos heido klum ?

[JAFETT666]

YO TAMBIÉN ME PONDRÍA ASÍ O MAS LOCO

[kkaryk]

when Darth Vader is breathing it sounds like he's saying boobies...

[nexusmic]

Germany make the best weapons and lot of other stuff and hey heidi is also german so..... ;)

[MHartigan40]

What exactly is this a commercial for?

[rtds9fan]

@MHartigan40 It was a Target thing last year on Black Friday(big sale day after Thanksgiving) You give Target your phone number and which celeb voice you wanted and they would call you at like four am with a recording of that celeb voice as a wake up call/alarm.

[Bobzeaux]

...Wait, what? What was this advertising? :S

[NudeOutdoorsman]

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[evan5642]

force masturbate

[tintintintino]

LOL this is hillarious! Vader goes boner! =))

[pellehermanni12]

HOOOOO PHAAAA HOO PHAA HOOPAA

[ONLY1PHENIX]

What's that tune at 0:25?!

[Tarnay13]

*FACEPALM*

[ardon81]

Heidi Klum ist langweilig

[KevinDobbie]

Vader boner he was getting a little too erratic there. who can blame him though hard to keep your eye on dominating the galaxy sitting next to Heidi Klum

[senkhdeville]

I sense great disturbance in my pants... :)

[jman7775]

@senkhdeville Your comment was the best I've ever seen! Yust ... AWESOME! May the Force be with you!

[senkhdeville]

@jman7775 thank you :) may the force be with you too!

[upinflamezzz]

He's got a shot, she's into black guys.

[XxGYEAxX]

damn shes hot vaders like can i make the force be in you?

[1000wii]

Cool

[CapitanoGUC]

Heidi hat viel dickere Titten ....:-/

[TheMrMeta]

Sie ist Deutsch

[toddflo]

Luke, Heidi's son is your brother!

NOOOOOOO!!!!

[UtopiaBasti]

@toddflo What? xD

[Halpin2006]

Now THAT was awesome! Not only was that funny, that was very original and clever! And neither of them had to say one word! Whoever thought of this commercial needs to be made a VP with an annual salary of $200K!! Heed my words Target, for you KNOW this is TRUE!

[Pferdefan72]

???

[justlookin263]

Finally she found a brother that looks better than Seal's ooogly ass. I swear that dude must have a 15 inch cock because he's not making any money right now and he is one of the few celebs that never need a Holloween mask. She on the other hand is honestly a cutie. What can i say Beauty and the beast. lol

[TheGalen62]

Why on earth would you hate Heidi Klum? She's one of the most down-to-earth, sweet and genuine internationally famous people out there. If you really feel the need to hate a blond model, hate Christie Brinkley, she's a nasty, spiteful person.

[HotPocketsBoy]

@TheGalen62 people hate on everything these days.

[Baseshocks]

@TheGalen62 but thats the kicker... to unknowingly hate a blond model just because........ Jealousy anyone...

[HdRfreak21]

@TheGalen62

I'm from Germany, and she does that awful show there, "Germany's Next Topmodel". It's a casting show for, well, models. The women there are judged by their visual appearance, while most of them are dumb or ignorant. They're many girls watching this show, and more than a few of them are just nine or ten years old. It seems that they try to clone the style of the women in the show. That's while I don't like her, because she turns little girls into sluts. -.-

[TheGalen62]

@HdRfreak21 Oh come on, if their destiny is to be a slut, the presence or lack of that show isn't going to change it.

[HdRfreak21]

@TheGalen62

Destiny? I wrote about the show influence them! ^^

[TheGalen62]

@HdRfreak21 Which is ultimately zero. I spent my youth watching Roadrunner cartoons, yet I do not drop anvils on my enemies. Popeye did not make me crave spinach, or desire anorexically skinny women. Porky Pig did not make me stutter, Daffy Duck did not give me a lisp. That television show has NO power to turn young girls into sluts. If you think it does, you are either delusional or plain old wrong.

[HdRfreak21]

@TheGalen62

Off course, because that where unrealistic shows or cartoons. But this show is different because it's some kind of reality show, but not the ones with ugly freaks, but rather with people who are shown as successfull etc. Believe me, if you'd have seen the show once, you would not only at least partly agree, but you would also recognize it's boring bullshit with doesn't deserve so much publicity as it has in Germany

[ragenFOX]

@TheGalen62 who the fuck is heidi klum?

[thomaschavers]

@ragenFOX She is a Victoria's Secret model. She is married to "Seal" the singer.

[ragenFOX]

@thomaschavers what the fuck is victoria's secret, and who the fuck is seal?

[121DivTotenkopf]

@TheGalen62 sh is german

[ProTuner06]

@TheGalen62 She's being wasted on that filthy cunt that's she's making kids with. I believe in equal attraction and he's NOT on her level! Not even close! He looks like he fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

Heidi Klum is a waste of a woman......



[TheGalen62]

@ProTuner06 See my reply to benmcabre above.

[Kalle72]

Both look wrong.

[SoleMan117]

Only if she'll wake me up "that" way.

[NB5BHVL]

Why all the hate about Heidi Klum ?

[MrRopaxe]

darth vader got a stoner.lol.

[John4526]

@giddieup…. Great clip, thanks for putting it up.

[MrRazorblade999]

Obviously she prefers big cocks.

[silvertoao]

im german but i sham for heidi klum

[ojideagu]

@silvertoao Err why?

[DANGERscann]

Darth Vader . Lord Vader T_T

Wo bleibt der unterschied :D

[DerBinsAliasHannibal]

Heidi Dumm is ugly :-/ .. sry but its the truth.. she doenst seem to be very nice either

[parahthemad]

Vader is lucky she likes black guys

[Deathunder]

IS this the model who had kids with the ugly scarred black dude??

[FlyingRabbit89]

@Deathunder yes.

[Jasonhuber22221]

this makes sense cause she likes black guys

[soundatstage]

I guess we all felt like Darth Vader at least once in our lives

[TheSRalston]

Damn Seal is a lucky dude...

[Austinmcadams78]

I'd be the same way! she's hot!

[Artezza94]

i cant say who is who

[pppbela]

@Artezza94 - Just read the name card.

[Korvan1993]

@Artezza94 You should learn to read, man. Thats a whole new world opening to you. You could read shit like name tags and all that.

[Artezza94]

@Korvan1993 oh please shut up asshole -.-

[Korvan1993]

@Artezza94 hey hey no need to call me an asshole, buddy. I'm just trying to help you!

[Artezza94]

@Korvan1993 -.-

[Korvan1993]

@Artezza94 Aright enough of that. We both know whats up. Lets move on with our lifes.

[jayce79]

My Swarts is growing.

[realityexplorations]

hahahaha



[LycanRace]

thumbs up, if you came here because you thought, vader was gonna kill her xD

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daumen hoch, wenn ihr das angeklickt habt, weil ihr dachtet, vader würde sie töten xD

[Nightmarelord2005]

@s1zlak Dito, and I am German.

[KaxiLaxi]

@s1zlak yeah i dont like that german bith either...

[KingV3tro]

@s1zlak so do we in germany

[kristinaF54]

@KingV3tro lmfao!

[crackhousexXx]

@s1zlak I too!

[Korvan1993]

@s1zlak Why? :o



[witchcraftlord]

:13 seconds, that girls ass touches vaders arm,  mmmm

[TOK150]

@TheMare232 das ja ma nix neues

[0XxShanaAngelxX0]

Unser kleiner Vader is verliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiebt :D

[SuperWunderwaffen]

LMAO.

[MrSchenay]

ich kappir es nicht wow er atmet laut ist doch nichts lustiges dran !!!

[kaminatorXD]

@MrSchenay wenn dus noch nicht kapierst, dann versuchs erst garnicht^^

[supersoldat1]

mmmmmmmmmm

[likeaboygirl]

hg

[grantdragons]

this video is so LOL

[BIGDDaddY1992]

Hahaha soo funny !!!... 

...NOT !

[NanzStyle]

Hahahaha I LiKE iT ! :D

[robert779]

Ho-pay...Ho-pay....Ho-pay

[Corpzmaker91]

The next second, Vader took out his lightsaber...! sorry bad joke :P

[mac19971]

His breathing machine could just be damaged by the sight of her XD

[nevin500r]

lord vader....this some type of chad vader rip off?

[Monstexitus]

Why are ppl always so unfriendly when they are on the internet where no one can hit them in their face? FFS

[Corpzmaker91]

@Monstexitus you answered your own question, people are idiots just because no1 can hit them in the face :)

[VobisPacem]

@Monstexitus where do you live? For example, people in LA say things in real life like they would on youtube. I heard in some French cities people are even ruder than youtube commenters.

[Monstexitus]

@VobisPacem wtf...i live in a small town in south west germany... people here are nice and friendly. poor LA :D

[90Whitesnake]

@Monstexitus Because no one can hit them in their face... they feel strongly. But in Real, they are poor kide. =)

[kirchy90]

dumme schlampe scheiss heidi klum

[TomKazutara]

@kirchy90 ja eine internationale Angeberkuh!

[chrisfischerxxx]

it's sad how much of a joke Vader has became.........

[makutateridax200]

@chrisfischerxxx Vader had a boner with what was left of his penis

[guitarhamster102]

Once you go black, you can't go back.

[daQuerdenker]

@guitarhamster102 micheal j did it

[kristinaF54]

@guitarhamster102 classic! Seal showed her his neat flipper trick.

[PhilM3t4l]

Vader has dibs on that.

[scienceandresearch1]

Vader: "If you will not turn to the dark side, then perhaps she will."

[AndrosForever]

Man, Seal has it good!

[Swada282]

hahahahahaahahhahaahhahahahaha­hahhahahahahahah

[TheExo147]

What does the video mean actually?

[james24air]

Notice how he turns real fcking slowly

[ShotanaFilms]

press 4

[PrimeTimeJokesta]

0:12 Klum flirting with Vader, LOL!

[hurricanesofhell]

@PrimeTimeJokesta xD yeah i noticed that too lol..

[shamadaking58]

Darth Vadar seeing Heidi Klum = 8======D

[tarkinfish]

@shamadaking58 Lol he probably got it burnt off mate :/

[shamadaking58]

@tarkinfish Haha maybe he has a robotic penis.

[Lorrer09]

maybe a ask Heidi for an Autograph of Vader

[denisrenelara]

is she famous?

[The84eRegiment]

@denisrenelara are you fucking kidding me man?

[denisrenelara]

@The84eRegiment is she?

[etheangel2220]

@The84eRegiment

she is one of those famous for being famous people

[The84eRegiment]

@etheangel2220 no you tard she famous because she sthe most used model, like Model Nr.1 in the world google for her and shes german btw

[MarioMetroidFan]

@denisrenelara Sadly yes...

[UncleMikeNJ]

"You married a big black man, young Miss Klum. I find your lack of consistency disturbing."

[vodude]

I would use the Force to make Heidi Klum think that I was Seal.

[TheMimeGogo]

Hope Seal wont go all Mace Windu on him... oh wait....

[twooffour]

Super, ich kann schon die kommende Switch-Parodie spüren!

[AlgisKemezys]

This is just great.

[Lurdiak]

Hey, Chad got a new job!

[BlackManSlim562]

"Vader, you're on cart duty today"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"