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  • so this is were zuckerbuige got the idea to change facebook

  • not going to lie i backed up the video to watch that girl again

  • Hot girls talking about there lack of rights really grabs a lot of votes. Though to be fair prop 8 used that Bullshit to so yeah. Lot of people do that conservative liberal and any other party they all do it.

  • I love friday FTW!

  • Cool.

  • there are two kinds of people in america.

    the progressive, civilized people who give a shit about their fellow man and understand that 50.000 american citizens die every year because they cant get treatment until it's too late and impossible to be cured, and CARE...

    and the disgusting, selfish, greedy scumbags who are so averse to paying a couple percent more in tax that they see the 50.000 deaths a year as a good deal in comparison.

  • @hcvang Thank you! It's so true. :)

  • @swerve22 Yeah, you're much smarter because you put up a lame, uninformed, unfunny video on youtube and others don't bother. Gocha bub.

  • Could've swore I saw a hot girl before I clicked this....

  • Repent of Sin - Jesus will judge everyone ! Turn To Jesus Christ - God of Creation

  • Horrible video; you know nothing about healthcare, obamacare, or government in general. Next time you get a haircut have them do it with a lawnmower.

  • @swerve22 im sorry wheres your video?

  • That mask scared the crap outta me.

  • @peekaloo12 what its V

  • trolollolloloollollollolololol­ololololololols

  • my cursor turns blue when it hovers over your face

  • i use to work at geek squad, yes it's a complete rip off and i feel bad every time i sell a computer set up for $80 and remove viruses for $279, but blame the company, not the workers

    i was getting paid 11/hour to do the easiest job, id spend most of my time surfing the web since computer set ups and virus removal programs run themselves, i just need to start it

  • next video? talk about how pointless the pope is

  • YELLOW TEETH

  • Loved the hair cut analogy. 

  • CLICK HERE ;)

  • Dear YouTube,

    The Like/Dislike system, I can live with. I've gotten used to it now.

    The new comment layout, fine with me.

    but THIS, is just too much too take! The front page has completely lost it's organised, simple layout!

    I don't know where you get your ideas, but I think I speak for a big part of the community when I say "YouTube, go F*ck yourself

    I hate people who ask for thumbs up, but this is not meant to be funny. Give this a thumbs up and copy/paste it arond

  • @StupidSquirrelGirl You are annoying, shut up.

  • I live in canada

    my healthcare rocks !

  • @linkeruriah

    Did you win the treatment lottery yet? Yeah I heard about that from Canadian doctors and "health care" deniers. Take a ticket and wait until you get worse, die, or cure all on your own. Sounds great!

  • yes i did pause and go back.... hey what can i say... I LOOOVE BANANAS!

  • Mmmm, tastes like free health care since 1946. Good to be English. If maybe not so good to be an english medical student...

  • I want that mask in the background. I'll give you 5 dollars.

  • "We could explain what we do, but it would melt your brain" -- also known as keeping the customer stuck in ignorance. This kind of advertising should be outlawed as fraud.

  •  im just gonna leave this here....2:31

  • havent seen sarah in a while what happened to her

  • geek squad: $400 to fix my computer. bitch. my computer's not even worth that much

  • @wohoo5150

    Maybe that's why it stopped working?

  • It's a Guy Fawkes mask.... That was the point of the film... V was emulating Guy Fawkes so he wore a Guy Fawkes mask...

  • WTF?!?! People put 'sick' spoilers on Civics? That's like breaking something that's already broken, isn't it?

  • Best Fake Clause: If you don't like the new Healthcare Repeal Bill, then you have to move to Australia where we have proper Government-funded healtcare (with optional private healthcare). Or you can move to France (but Australia has Koalas, so...)

  • @Ocker3 they also make great shrimp by throwing it on something called the "barbie"

  • but they did change the facebook design....

  • Sarah looks familiar... is she MGM's girlfriend?

  • @GoodMcGee Yep that's her

  • @GoodMcGee aren't they engaged now?

  • best fake clause in the healhcare bill? Hmm...you can keep your current health insurance.

    Best line used to ram this through your inept gullet? This will save us money. Duh, with so many dead old timers littering the streets of course there will be more room for taxable bodies. Not that you'll be earning that much once the country is turned communist and all your rights are deftly wisked away in lieu of a security blanket. There, there Big Brother is here for you.

  • @AllFractUp have u been forced to give up ur HCP yet? I know I haven't. Has the government killed your Granny? Mines still alive and shes 76! We arent becoming communist, your just watching too much fox news. :)

  • @fullmetalchemy

    I don't use health insurance. I pay for my care when I need it, right out of my pocket. The imperative word here is "yet". America is already on the slippery slope to a pit of firey doom. Democrats want control of everything. You're an enabler. Thank goodness for real news like the Fox News Channel and conservative radio programs.

  • @AllFractUp I want to laugh because that is really funny, but then I am scared you are serious, I don't know how to react. But well done sir, best laugh all day.

  • @EmilyStriemer

    It would depend on what I wrote or how I wrote it. Was there any smiley or funny emoticons used? If not then I could have been serious. Did you know that ObamaCare aka "the health care bill" has nothing to do with health care? Did you know that it is also unconstitutional? Did you also know that the 14,000 new IRS agents that are to police everyone have zero teeth for enforcement? Free at what cost? Communism!

  • @AllFractUp Communism in the US and free thinking through Fox News? Really? I wish you all the best in avoiding collective farms and mind control. However, huge points for the use of Frack. Cheers.

  • @AllFractUp The facts are this: If you were sick in America, you were not allowed to get HI because no one would cover you. If you had a pre-existing condition, like PhillyD here with his PKD, you had either ridiculously expensive HI or none at all. This bill forces HCP to insure ppl with pre-existing conditions because in the Constitution it says we have the freedom to LIFE, liberty, & the pursuit of happiness. We have a right to live. HCP's have no right to end it.

  • @fullmetalchemy

    I have a copy of the constitution right here. Which part are you distorting? Are you confusing health care providers such as doctors and hospitals with private health insurance companies? It sounds like you are. The point is you don't have to buy from a company that discriminates against you or anyone else. Would you agree that part of the expense in "health care" is jacked up due to abuses with Medicare fraud? Get rid of Medicare & prices should stabilize right?

  • @AllFractUp No. As a matter of fact, that would screw over SOOOO many people that need Medicare. Health care is jacked up because some money is wasted in Medicare, but you dont just get rid of it altogether!

    As for the bill, there is no public option, no universal health care system, just regulations that force industries to let people who can pay for Insurance to cover them, regardless of pre-existing conditions! You say you pay out of pocket, which is fine by me. but if u got sick, then......

  • @fullmetalchemy

    "No. As a matter of fact, that would screw over SOOOO many people that need Medicare. Health care is jacked up because some money is wasted in Medicare, but you dont just get rid of it altogether!"

    Ah now we are making progress. So we agree that Medicare fraud does waste money. Why not get rid of it all together? Wow what was life like 40 years ago before Medicare was created? Anyone here old enough to have lived through the dark years?

  • @fullmetalchemy

    Yes, I pay out of pocket. If I get sick I have my savings to draw from. If I go to a hospital it has to provide care for me even if I cannot pay for it right then. As stated before I re-pay my bills for as long as it takes. As for the bill the Republicans now have the ability to derail this nightmare before it scares people to death. Reset it to zero so we can work out the problems one-by-one & not cram it through like the Dems did.

  • @fullmetalchemy

    Hospitals are forced to provide care for anyone who comes through their doors. They will work with you to arrange payments to cover your medical needs. It has always worked for me. Sure it took years to re-pay for a couple of surgeries. I borrowed money from family and payed them the majority of each paycheck until I was caught up. Why can't other people take care of their own business instead of sticking their hands out with the full expectation of a freebie?

  • @AllFractUp .......your costs would skyrocket, and no HI company would take you cause of your illness. Now you're screwed! The bill protects against that from happening. I am going to capitalize this next sentence so you can read it well: I AM NOT SAYING THE BILL IS PERFECT, BECAUSE IT IS NOT. I disagree with a few things in it, but what it does to help those bankrupted by health costs is a great thing. Government is not paying for everyones surgeries, and the government isnt deciding whether...

  • @fullmetalchemy

    Why would my costs skyrocket? I swear it is like talking to a fence with you people. It has a few points but nothing is being said.

    Thank you for making it marginally better to read. Lordy knows I can't figure out how to mash CTRL and + symbol to make the type larger. Then we are in complete agreement that ObamaCare is not perfect. The thing is I never said that it was. Far from perfect, legal, or constitutional actually. Would so many states be suing if it were legit?

  • @fullmetalchemy

    Does your interpretation of "Constitution it says we have the freedom to LIFE, liberty, & the pursuit of happiness. We have a right to live" mean that the government must force people to pay for everyone's expenses? Does your interpretation mean that the government must force private companies to become the property and function of the government (auto industry, banks, Freddie Mac & Fannie Mae come to mind)? Where does it end? Or should it have ever started? Communism...

  • @AllFractUp .....you live or die, and almost nothing that the media has told you about this bill is true. The government isnt perfect, and they have made mistakes before, but they are not leading towards communism. The divide between rich and poor is greater than it has EVER BEEN so how is COMMUNISM working. Should we have communism? HELL. NO. Never worked and never will. But keeping companies (and yes, government too) honest is vital. But nothing I say will change you. Agree to disagree?

  • @fullmetalchemy

    "you live or die, and almost nothing that the media has told you about this bill is true."

    I agree. Almost nothing about ObamaCare as reported by his lapdogs (aka mainstream media) has been true. That is something else we completely agree on. I am glad there are real news organizations such as Fox News Channel that have integrity in their reporting. I don't mean their opinion shows like Beck. Or conservative News & Talk Radio.

  • @fullmetalchemy

    shhh...I have a secret to tell you. I had health insurance once through an employer. It covered $9,000 in surgery. I had pre-existing conditions that are relatively rare, including my reason for needing the surgery. I was accepted. But I didn't have outrageously high co-pays like you said I would. I had a terrible time getting them to do anything and their forms were insane. After that I swore I'd never go through that again. Since then I have saved money for my needs.

  • @fullmetalchemy

    Health care is not a right in America. I believe that falls under privilege or employee perk or benefit. But nothing that I say to you "gimme" types will ever change your mind. I wasn't here trying to change minds. I was just telling it like it is.

  • @EmilyStriemer Its like arguing with a wooden fence. It may have its points, but nothing is actually being said.

  • @AllFractUp lay up on the fox news dude

  • @iluvdrakeandjosh

    Well getting any kind of unbiased truth out of any other "news outlet" is impossible these days. I make up my own mind. I don't like being told what to think by ABC, CBS, PBS, NBC, or the louses at MSNBC.

  • The people voting on the health care bill don't know what's in it, so why the fuck should I bother reading it?

  • was.....was that mysteryguitarmans wife?!?!?!?!?!?! lucky stop motion using motherfucker.

  • WUT T3h FAWK IS THE INTER FUCKING DotCOM

  • To be honest... I'm glad I'm Canadian. My IQ drops everytime I listen to your politicians speak

  • @8DHorn same here lol

  • @8DHorn Yeah,I'm sure your politicians aren't that much better.

  • @8DHorn totally agree except...heum.. now we have harper as a prime minister a.k.a the cheap prostitute of america and his speechs are as retarded and im not even talking about his french...

  • @8DHorn compared to how awesome Stephen Harper is? :P

  • @8DHorn

    i am an american!

    i am offended that you didn't use a cuss word when you described our politicians!

    they suck, seriously.

  • @8DHorn I am also a Canadian and have seen our prime minister steven "the monotone robot" harper...in person and all i have to say is, lets trade for obama

  • @8DHorn aye!

  • Not a V mask, just so you know. It's a Guy Fawkes mask.

  • Finally everyone is noticing that this is MysteryGuitarMan's fiancee. I'm not alone now.

  • hey phil problem with subscribing to the video links ... u didn't have links. Send me yer gaming page plse.

  • Wow sarah... xDDD

  • Pause @ 2:31 ...

    MGM you lucky SOB

  • i  noticed that the video loaded as the advertisement

  • Wait Sarah is the girl that MGM proposed...right..??

  • To have the ability to kill boarder hoppers with aids

  • that under section 3-472 you can actually eat a farmers sick lama, and inturn, fix the economey.

  • is that sarah on the thumbnail?

  • Thumbs if you tried to go to blahblahbullsuit(.)com

  • its there any possible way 'a hem' that i could see more of the woman in your video??

  • your haircut metaphor regarding the healthcare bill was fantastic. it went downhill from there. :(

  • i clicked for the woman on the thumbnail??

  • @xmikeox is that sarah?

  • I live in sweden.. so yea :) dunno..

  • boy do i miss that outro music

  • LOL PHIL DOESNT WANNA SAY ANONYMOOSE

  • I've sent my computer in to geek squad over 4 times.

    Every time, they have given it back with a bill, and it worked fine, for ONE day. So i would send it back again, and this process would repeat.

    until the fifth time, where it works great now, except it's slow as hell.

  • your cut-scene filmography just gave me a brain aneurysm.. thanks

  • the ability to become Canadian and not worry about healthcare

  • Thumbs up If You Actually Went To blahblahbullshit (dot) Com

  • QOTD: (fake add in to bill) the ability to finally lose the V card by government hookers *which are free

  • Am I the only one who noticed that that girl is MysteryGuitarMan's girlfriend

  • @CarlosJulio20 no you were not 

  • wanna /b/e /b/ro

  • *comment removed by chuck norris*

  • Lets face it Hot For words, Was hot but she just is getting old.

  • nice haircut analogy!!

  • as deceitful as a fat girl's myspace..HAHAHAAHAHAHAH!!!!

    I love you phil

  • @zackdudepie Good one, bumboy. Did I make you cry by mocking your mancrush in make-up? ha ha ha you fag.

  • That mask.. What is this I don't even..

  • Hey Phil, we can see you in that closet... when you coming out?

  • Shining example of someone whose bought the talking points wholesale, but somehow thinks they can see through them. Explain to me again how--ooohh, ouch--a 70% obesity/overweight rate has nothing to do with the insane costs of US health care, and how extending that burden to the young and healthy through mandates is the "progressive" solution. What crap. Health stocks soared on the passage of the dem bill, but libs can't seem to understand why.

  • If you want health care, pay for it yourself. It'll be cheaper and better. Study free market economics instead of listening to commie propaganda. This guy never shuts up.

  • @piratesfanmike There are people who CAN'T pay for it themselves.. Not everyone makes enough money to be able to pay for health care.

  • geek squad is the gayest thing ever :P im a 15 year old kid who can code vb,c++,c# html php! and probly know more that geek squade dose

  • @tryitpro Probally not seeing as you cant spell 'does' :D

  • @OnlyInNaziGermany

    wow is called a mistake

  • Dammit phil, you saw right through me when i paused and went back on the video :(

  • People. Please watch the Obama deception. This bill has a hidden purpose. Eugenics. A study created by German scientists. A study investigated by John holdren, the science czar for Obama. He has a book called ecoscience. He claims controlling the population is good for a one world government. He is now in the white house.

  • geeksquad told me they couldn't fix my computer until they diagnosed what was wrong. They charged me $67 (CAN) to 'diagnose' what was wrong...then told me it was something they couldn't fix...

  • If your a still a virgin after highschool i get to bang your sister

  • do you know how hard it is to repeal such a massive bill? Definitely not going back to the "way it was" ANY time soon. probably never. i don't understand how such a bill could have gotten through congress when polls show 55% opposition. is this or is this not a representative democracy?

  • @lizspeasmaker its not representative anymore

  • tea party movement is retarded.

  • @davidwill6 shut the hell up and learn something

  • @wolfxda94 haha, i haven't looked at your channel, i'm just guessing that your from the US and live hmmm... somewhere in the south, maybe texas, alabama oh and you probably support sarah palin, haha

  • @davidwill6 no im not from the south

  • @wolfxda94 but i'm assuming i'm right about you being a palin supporter and the rest since you didn't say anything about that.

  • @davidwill6 not really she is not conservative enough for me, and I am from the US, the greatest nation on Earth.

  • @wolfxda94 haha. wait, those were jokes, right?

  • @davidwill6 nope the truth, but the US is falling from that position because of liberals

  • @wolfxda94 the complete opposite. educate yourself about your own county why don't you. without Bush deciding that "every american should have a house they can call home" than the economy never would have failed because banks wouldn't have made loans that they knew the loanees couldn't pay off. and without Bush there would be thousands more americans alive that didn't die in wars that were supposed to help' find' WMD... he knew there were none, he killed thousands to win an election! sick man..

  • @wolfxda94 and i forgot to add that... without Bush Sr, Clinton and Bush Jr (all conservatives i might add) the screwed up county you call home wouldn't be in trillions of dollars of debt that they will never be able to pay off, and don't bring up Obama's health care creating more debt, because he would have been able to fund it without the three CONSERVATIVES i listed above...

  • @davidwill6 do you even know what a conservative is because Bush Sr., Bush Jr., Clinton, and Obama are progressives and conservatives are in both parties

    Do you know anything about debt, the US didn't have a surplus it just had short period of economic upturn that was brought on by falsifying the numbers

  • @wolfxda94 i know what a conservative is, i'm used to the two main parties being the conservatives and the liberals, when i said conservatives i meant republicans.

    yes i know stuff about debt and maybe i was over exaggerating, but are you really telling me that if bush didn't basically decide that the banks should give loans that they know people couldn't pay because american's should have their own houses, than the US wouldn't have made the economies of the entire world crash two years ago?

  • back to ancient greece*

  • my fake clause would be:

    all babies will be inspected at birth and if and deformities or other conditions are found they should be thrown off a cliff

    just goin back ancient greece

  • @wolfxda94 nice spartan referance

  • @bbr55555 thank you

  • Hey MysteryGuitarMans GirlFriends!

    Sarah

  • this dude talks waaaaaaaaaaaay to fast

  • The geek squad is there for people like my parents. They will fight for their right to pay people lots of money to do something simple because they think their (highly intelligent) children are idiots.

  • Stupid.

  • This guys videos are so heavily edited they could trigger seizures. Jerry Seinfeld is rolling over in his grave and hes not even dead yet.

  • V for Vendetta.

  • Eh... the Geek Squad brought my computer back from the "Blue Screen of Death"... I couldn't do that, so I definitely hope they don't get rid of them o _o

  • there was actually an interview with an american women about her thoughts on the healthcare bill on the news... she said. "I don't want the healthcare bill because it will turn us into a communist country like russia" I thought to myself wheel her away before she hurts herself thinking big thoughs. Russia IS NO LONGER COMMUNIST. The UK has government healthcare and is not communist, that women was a fucktard -.-

  • @predwarlord dude your the fucktard, UK is a semi socialist country which in cold war times was communist, secondly Russia has not changed since being under communism all they did was lose some of their territory and some of their nuclear arsenal

  • @wolfxda94

    dam america is so full of ignorant retards.

  • @darky7z what the hell do you mean by that

  • @predwarlord yes i know some people for and against the health care bill are retards sometimes though it does seem that because of the health care bill some basic freedoms of chooseing your own health care and decideing things like who you trust and how much you want to pay for how much service and now its kinda like before yes some companys were extreme with unfair regulations however is this lack of choice any better? and rember this doesnt take away health care expense it just spreads it

  • @predwarlord woman* not women, dont hurt yourself with those small thoughts.

  • hey phil geek squad has to do more than turn the tv on. they also have to push "3d" on the remote, then turn the glasses on. That to me is totally worth $150! Geek squad rules. They even posted this comment for me and it was only $35!

  • The Guy Fawkes mask is also the mask of... um...

    That other... thing.

  • @KannaSireyuu WIN.

  • modernized healthcare, aka 1 of the many steps to communism

    insurances already got hit once, and will be hit again to standardise.

    dpt of building, and dpt of health and welfare already carry rights to kick you out of your home for gov necessity. i think things will get "better" in all actuality the common welth is going to skydive into a rock.

  • I got out of school one day, walked across the street into an unfinished, emergency room-only hospital and asked what I could do if I didn't have insurance. The receptionist handed me 2 pamplets that would cover most of the cost.

  • There is no way we could go back if (and when) this doesn't work. Its not like this is free to set up. There is a crap load of money needed to start this not to mention what would be paid for until we realize it doesn't work. Also, there already is help for people who can't afford health insurance.

  • I dont agree with you on the health care thing but please post a vid of that chick with banana.....yeah whats funny is we do have the same idea on the geek squad and if we keep them together long enough they might not breed (is an undercover geek myself but i keep that on the DL)

  • fast talker, crystal meth anonymous?

  • i have that mask

  • i didnt say i like it being illigal but it is

  • Thumbs up for peanut butter cookies!

  • you do know that weed is illigal right

  • theres a guy fawkes mask behind him........anon is legion.

  • excuse my typo on the "idiot they should be something you get because" it should be "idiot they shouldnt be something you get because"

  • Now that I'm done ripping on a random special needs 8th grader for fun, my fake healthcare clause!

    I was in my underwear last night doing a little light reading and I ran over a clause in the healthcare bill that says: If I have a terminally ill relative or a grandparent over 70 I get to test out my heroine on them before I partake.

    Ya'know.. to make sure its not Comet or something..

  • @emraldlover12

    Your a **gem**.

    agree or disagree...

    One thing I think Phil's subscribers CAN agree on is:

    Phil's a wonderful comedian and has a lot of talent!

     I wish for his continued success, and devolpment as a comedian !!

  • @kaneweb

    Yep...

  • I love it when people take net shows like this WAY TOO seriously. Philly D is funny, and tells you about news and stuff(that may or may not be important) and it's funny and you actually can PAY ATTENTION and he tells you point-blank what's HIS opinion, and what really happened...*mostly*

  • you must read foosa:)

  • This dude is a complete idiot and does cocain all day long....