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  • No shitt thadsz fkn koul man...

  • Lmaoooo! Him touching his nose....

    And 2:04 wtf?!!!!

  • Hehe reminds me of one of my friends lol goths rule

  • goth is very ugly and people whoe became goth becasue they are ugly and hate their looks so they need to wear heavy makeups to feel good.

  • @Thevide0123 Thats your opinion and no one cares

  • Digging his nose and paste it on the priest hand wtf?

  • @Thevide0123 This goes to show how fake and ridiculous this video is. No one would put up with someone picking their nose and wiping it on the other person's arm. It's just a silly, stupid video hoping to get ratings. No idea why it's gotten so many. I watched a little over a minute before turning this garbage off.

  • The old man is so accepting. It's nice to see. :)

  • this is absolutely histerical!

  • ROFLMAO

  • LOL!!!

  • How he's keeping a straight face, I will never know.

  • XDDDD Putting a pentagram on the pastor was so hilarious.

  • Why?

  • this is gay

  • @mataaremotorola meaning it's awesome, yes

  • now days all goths are friendly cuz the ones that are unfriendly are usually attention seekers ...so since goth is not trendy anymore...

  • hahahaha! omg dave reminds me of my friend pat, hes so friendly and out there that he would do the exact same thing.

  • I LOVE DAVE!!!

  • this is descusting him touching his nose and then the pastor.yach eeehhh

  • Haha...

  • I've always admired people who can keep a straight face while playing a character in the everyday world lol.

  • @Sizzorslove9 A pentagram is actually the star alone. No circle. Pagans don't use an 'upside down star' at all. The pentacle is with the circle.

    As for this guy in the video...rude. Just plain rude.

    <3

  • lololololol

  • that was not a pentagram that was a pentacle. pentagrams are upside down stars pentacle is a right side up star....i donno wat the priest is afraid of lol

  • @Sizzorslove9 Actually, a pentagram upside down is called an inverted pentagram. a Pentagram, right side up is just the star, and nothing else. and with the circle right side up is a pentacle.

  • so wait. because im friendly and im emo/scene, i cant be either?

  • funny cuz every goth i know is quite honestly the most friendly person you could meet! (myself included! haha)

  • @aragorn1780 hahaha i have to agree! all my goth friends are super friendly, and i myself am friendly! (people are always suprised!)

  • Sooooo many boogers! XDD

  • That is one naiive pastor. I think he started to lose his patience and/or suspect it was a gag right around the holy water thing. But then he's wearing a pentagram so maybe not.

  • Hahahahahah this is so funny! As if people are commenting saying they are goths. Didn't goths go out of fashion about 5 years ago?

  • @solomanisaiah u really cant see it?

  • dude thats not cool,im a emo/goth.and thats like saying we love religion,and goths are almost never happy.and why would he be evan close to "holy water".yea i just think he should be shot in the head

  • @mecca1000100

    im a goth too nd ur being silly.

  • this makes goths look bat in every single way possible...

  • I'm confused here... As a goth, I know that it doesn't matter what religion or lack of religion you choose. That's personal. But I'm still wondering if this guy is a complete loser or extremely misguided.. Aaand how the hell I got here.

  • i only clicked on this because i thought it was the kid from Role Models

  • I'm glad this was only a joke.

  • its funny cuz I actually know a guy who is just like this guy! Except for the "pick-nose-and-touch-you-after­wards" thingy.

  • This was funny as hell

  • 2:05 wtf??? 

  • Oh.. lord.

  • Funny! Just a smidge over the top but very funny

  • It's funny caz people are thinking this is true.XD it's just a joke people

  • This goth guy is trying to be funny but he's not. He fails in trying to mock this pastor because he completely lacks substance and likability. His world? What, being lazy and ignorant and picking up new age BS he reads about in the spirituality(?) section at Barnes and Noble? Just like most goths, he has terrible social problems and so thinks he knows when he doesn't.

    What a loser he is to cause other atheists/agnostics side 100% with the preacher.

  • @hotpants69 it's a joke dumbass

  • @DrPaynis It's not a joke because it wasn't done well. He was trying to make the preacher seem like a fool but he failed so therefore he failed at making a joke. He's a loser whether he is curly headed waste or dressed in black.

    The point isthat this wasn't donewell and I'm laughingthat you would think that I'd care if you called me out on not knowing who this Teiner guy is. He shouldn't be known. He's even worse in the picking up girls one. No talent, a disease.He's stupid, ugly, annoying...

  • <3 dave <3

  • explores christianity? I'd say it's the pastor exploring a "wannabe-goth"s culture...

    and being rejected for being too friendly? what a fucking joke

    I've met tons of goths that have been way friendlier than him, and still had tons of friends

  • @Mickekick The video is a joke dude . Literally , as in comedy , comedian .

  • Putting boogers on other people is just plain mean. Dave isn't friendly. He's just being a jerk. Seriously uncool.

  • conformist...-_-....(South park reference, for those trolls)

  • his lips are so black. did he suck off a hobo?

  • I want a pentagram

  • After he says, "I had to drink her blood during sex.."

    And RIGHT AFTER the old guy says, "hmm.." Pause RIGHT AWAYY

    There's a friggin scary picture at 2:04 0__0

  • @Klaudia249249 it's the thumbnail of the video

  • I no this is a joke but truthfully goth does not mean sad

  • Is this a joke or legit?

  • ah! scary picture at 2:04. O_O

  • @MrSeekLoad I agree with you that to say dark is (entirely) evil is wrong. I think evil is perhaps dark, but there is also a darkness that ISN'T evil, but mysterious. And that's the type of dark goths are drawn to, not the evil side of it. Not everyone realizes the difference between the mysterious dark and the evil dark, and that's how goths get judged as bad people :(

  • lol!!!!!!!!! a friggin pentagram!!!!!! thats HILARIOUS! LOL! (i am christian dont FREAK out like an idiot!)

  • Hey!! Friendly Goth I would like to help you!! yes!! to find your future and rest in peace!! or at least help you with that problem in your nose!!!! once for all!!! I would like to know you!!! but it's impossible!!

  • It's funny and interesting enough IMO without the grotesque and juvenile nose picking, cut that shit out.

  • Jesse Eisengoth. 

  • He is disgusting with the nose stuff. Bleeee I hate wen he does that... The rest is something I can take with no problem. I would not do what he does he is a real freak but I have nothing against freaks. In fact I like freaks, but he is a bit to much. Anyway to say that dark is evil is wrong. Dark can be good to in Christianity . Ark angels are dark and good in Christianity, but and sometimes in a cruel way for the greater good.

    Although I know he is just making fun and this is a joke...

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  • this has got to be fake how could he get a pastor to wear a pentagram

  • hahaha, genius

  • That old guy is amazingly patient.

  • Como llegue aquí?

  • wtf as if other goth's arn't friendly

  • It stares into my soul at 2:05

  • o.O AT 2:05 there's a creepy picture!

  • Failed satire is only embarrassigly boring.

  • ( Except...did not like the gross nose picking part...that was not necessary.)

  • *** Need more of Dave the Goth...especially visiting churches...very interesting!

  • It took me 5 million tries to pause at the creepy face at 2:05

    XD

  • @oliviazski13 omfg i cant do it!

  • rofl pause @ 2:05 creepy face in a blink

  • 2 complete idiots, speaking their own versions of non-sense to each other.

  • that somehow reminds me of Sacha Baron Cohen and his interviews ^^ but it truly is a very nice idea and this priest should get a cockie for being that patient ;-)

  • This is offensive to me as both a goth and a christian

  • @sulfuricSHAME if that wasn't intended as joke: don't take yourself so freaking serious and either laugh about it or just go find something else to laugh... there sure is nothing about this video that could be called offensive in any way...

  • @kindAhumaNbeinG Oh don't worry I totally laughed at this video, but that poor pastor would be pretty confused,

  • @sulfuricSHAME

    lol, me too, why does everyone thing goths are satanists XD, im more of an antiwar goth so...a hippi goth kinda.....system of a down ftw XD

  • i can't even...watch this all the way through...my brain is being raped...but props to that pastor for having patience

  • even catholics would find this funny

  • I don't really hate any particular religion, nor do I follow a particular one. I just hate people shoving their religion down my throat and making themselves seem so high and mighty.

    Also poor pastor, I can't believe he put up with that. xD

  • Oh no, Dave! Stay away from mind-clogging religion! If you want to be part of a cult, sign up with Dusty Smith!

  • YOU LABELER O_O" THEY MAKE ME SICK V_v

  • Omg, that poor man. Lmao.

  • tihs video sucked... -_-

  • Im a goth and I found this very ignorant!

  • @devdasrai lol

    

  • I hate most christains, my sis is christian & she tries to shove her religion in my face just because my mom wants me to be 'normal'. I'm a Wiccan & it's wrong to my family. Oh my goth im tired of my christian family, grr....

  • @TheDarkDreamer13 merry met, Dark Dreamer )0(

  • @carlislesinkeri66pt6 Merry met )0(

  • @TheDarkDreamer13 maybe they want you to stop cutting ur wrists

  • @woo216 mabye they want you to stop stereotyping

  • @TheDarkDreamer13 good for you being a Wiccan. unfortunetly, i've a boyfriend that thinks pagans and witches are devilworshipers. -_____________-"

  • I love this!! I'm like, the friendly emo/goth lmao.

  • thums up if u pasued at 2:05 and saw a retarder goth

  • That pastor was a fool to put up with that. How could he not know he was being put on. I'm a youth pastor and I'll do a lot for someone who is sincere, but if this joker showed up at my church we'd be done in 5 mins.

  • @andrewyp Doesn't the bible say to love everyone and turn the other cheek instead of judging

  • @VJWU Short answer: YES love everyone, but NO don't allow people to treat you like a fool or be a part of their blaspheme.

    It also says be harmless as doves and wise as snakes. That pastor was compromising his values and being made to look like a fool. AND since you mentioned judging: what the bible actually says is what ever measure you judge it will be given back to you. In corinthians Paul tells the church they are to judge those within the church because one day they will judge angles.

  • @andrewyp People in the church judge angels?!? huh?

  • @VJWU At the final judgement every person and spirit will stand before God. "Angles" i.e. fallen angles/ demons will be judged by humanity because they rejected the God after being in his presence and the righteous accepted him by faith (without being in his presence like the angles).

    The point is there is a difference between judging and being judgmental. Christians must judge themselves and distinguish btw right and wrong. However, judgment should not result in pride or self righteousness

  • Thats a kind pastor, to put up with all that crap.

  • Hahah! the priest got freaked out! XD

  • ....meh....

  • This was not funny it was insulting. There is no such thing as a Goth that was rejected by other Goths. Goths are accepting of all people, but can be rude to those who are rude to them. Most are rude to Goths without realiseing that they are being rude, and can't see that their additude is just being mirrored.

  • lol rejected for being too friendly. 

  • bad wig

  • i chocked on my spit laughing non-stop XD

  • Lol :)

  • weirdo

  • anyone else see the pop up at 2:04 ? its like ap ic of dave the goth its like sumblimnal

  • zig hail!

  • Omg poor guy that paston

  • people it is harmless fun learn to laugh at yourselves chances are none of you are goth omg this was funny i am goth and find this funny i am also christian if ne one says they cant mix ask voltaire kudos to this guy its funny get over it ppl

  • @whoreasphyxia6661 Voltaire is amazing and thank you for pointing this out :) and just because people don't dress goth, doesn't mean they're not goth does it? 

  • @AedanBlackheart yes he is and he also shuts up the naysayers listen to the man and ppl would know instead of opening their mouths i saw the goths in school they were never this whiny as the ones these days i hung out with them they were this friendly not apathetic omg i hate the world todaylol\

  • @whoreasphyxia6661 but like i said earlier, just because someone doesn't dress like the "stereotypical goth" that doesn't mean they're not goth does it, for me it's also a way of life, thinking, expressing ones darkness.

  • @whoreasphyxia6661 of course totally right you dont have to be scary or so overtly dragged up to be goth the ones that do tht all the time most of them at least are trying too hard to scare ppl and piss off their parents and totally forgetting its origins and where it all cme from technically its a style from a music scene but it can be a lifestyle i remeber back in the day what it was like we were a family cuz we all had similar interests and we stcuk together and we all had differen backgrouns

  • @whoreasphyxia6661 just skip to the end, it's really good then :)

  • @whoreasphyxia6661 [2/2] BUT satanist have taken the symbol and turned it upside down to symbolize that they aim to defy the way things are set to be (much like how they turned a cross upside down to symbolize rebellion against christianity) the symbol is still just the symbol, but you can take it however you mean, though a goth would most likely be using it in a good way seeing how goth originated from the catholic religion which is part of christianity...

  • @Inoryuki and what they didnt realize in turning the cross upside down is it was already a christian symbol when the apostle peter died he was crucified "upside down" to symbolize he was not worthy to die in the manner of his lord so it can really be interpreted as us not being worthy of asll jesus is worthy of so when trying to seperate themselves they are really falsifying it instead of seperating themselves from religion they are adopting from all of them

  • @whoreasphyxia6661 I believe that goth does somewhat contradict christianity in the way that goth is all about dark beauty and God clearly tells us that he is light and that light is beauty. Not to say that dark things cannot be expressed, as not all things in this world are good, but to centre your entire wardrobe, music, and decor on darkness seems a bit against what God says.

  • @whoreasphyxia6661 here's a question for you. Christians aren't just people with a title (at least not the real ones), but yet they're people who believe Jesus died for their sins, and so they turn away from their sin to show that Jesus' death was not in vain, but that God does change lives. in this change, i believe people turn away from sinful things, and embrace good things. in light of this, how are goths able to be christians, and what's with the 666 in your name?

  • @MrPs103

    Dude, it's just a number. Get over it. People have their own opinions. And just so you all know, the pentagram is not a symbol of evil, it's a symbol of protection. The inverted pentagram, however, is supposedly the symbol of evil. Try looking up the facts sometime.

  • @BlackSabbathXTheCure you tell me to look up the facts, yet you just explained something i didn't ask about? don't be foolish sir. 666 is the number of satan, and so if a man so chooses to use it as a label for himself, it has become more than a number, but an expression of anti-christianity. i won't get over it, because the gullible that get over it generally end up being deceived. i won't be caught off guard, but will continue to watch and wait.

  • @MrPs103

    I told Everyone to to look up the facts. I wasn't just telling you. And the original supposed anti-christian is actually 999. And it's ma'am to you good sir. Don't assume gender.

  • @MrPs103 its 6661 which is 1999 upside down listen to avenged sevenfold

  • @whoreasphyxia6661 A goth Christian?Sounds like a contradiction.Goth came from Satanism,that's quite obvious.You can only have one Master.

  • @BlueShark20201 goth came from a form of architecture at least the term did and it was coined once again back in the 80s from a music scene and a style not a religion listen to the cult and bauhaus or any of them and i promise yu its not satanism i reLLY WISH PPL WOULD EDUCATE THEMSELVES BEFORE S[EAKING srry caps was accidently on lol i believe in god and jesus but i adopt the gothic style listen to interviews with voltaire or his music he shall tell yu

  • @whoreasphyxia6661 Yes just proved my point.Worldy music is Satanic,if you were actually a Christian you would know that;judging by your statements you are not a Christian.Look you even have 666 in your name,you're a real Christian(Sarcasm)

  • @BlueShark20201 worldyly style who is to say what is wordly where in the bible does it say how we are supposed to dress or carry ourselves i listen to the music i listen to so what is god going to strike me down for my clothing chopice or my music??? everything is what yu make it i can be a christian and still like that stuff lots of christians watch spongebob doesnt mean they are bad christians for it and who are you to say what i know and dont know about the bible even if i wasnt a christian

  • i would still know the bible i kno most of the religous texts from various religions and what about the crusades???that was started in the name of god they were christians as well so who were they to kill based on beliefs or what about southern baptists( some not all) who handle snakes and dance around where in the bible is all tht let he who is without sin cast the first stone and i see a rovk in your hand and i will bet you there has been and still is and always will be sin in your life

  • @whoreasphyxia6661 Well of course Christians sin,no one is Perfect.However,if there is no conviction in the things you do,then that might mean that the Holy Spirit is not in you.Christians should present the Gospel of Jesus Christ and warn about the danger of burning forever,agree?If you act like the Devil's crowd and be around the Devil's crowd,guees what?Your master is the Devil,that's what the Bible says,you can refute It all you want,but the Truth cannot be changed.You lack Biblical wisdom.

  • @BlueShark20201 the definition of the w0rd christian is someone who believes in god and accepted jesus as their saviour i did but in my life since then i have seen many things and noticed ppl not acting how they say they were in their faith by definition i am a christian but just because i wear black and dress like tht does not mean im dressing as the devils crowd come as you are to worship i can worship in any dress or way i see fit just like the snake handler i can hold a pentagram while ipray

  • @BlueShark20201 and say i8t represents this and that objects, clothes and music is what you make it not the common belief of what it is a cross is only a cross but the fact that jesus died on one people associate it with christianity its jus common belief and as far as anyone know thats all it is the symbol of the ultimate sacrifice but to someone else it means different i have strayed from my religion because thats what it was is religion a label i worship my way yu hav yours good day sir

  • @whoreasphyxia6661 Ok,if you like mixing and causing confusion that's your thing.The Bible verses couldn't be more clear.

  • @whoreasphyxia6661 Style,worldy style.You know nothing of the Bible.You're a fake Christian.

  • We should hang this guy.

  • I am confused as to why he would give a pentacle to a Christian preacher. Most people who wear the pent know what it's about, and that many Christian preachers would consider that an insult. *sigh*

  • @faerielyght [1/2] do you even know what a pentacle means? guess not... its points are symbolic of the elements, the circle is them working together in perfect harmony as was set in to motion by the creator. Though at one point an upside down pentacle was used by christians to symbolize the bethlehem star pointing down to jesus and the five points symbolizing jesus' five (well it was either major miracles, or wounds or something) BUT...(next comment)

  • @Inoryuki I am well aware what the pent means, as I have one inked into my skin. I also know that many Christians consider the "elements" to be a physical manifestation of something evil. Whether you like to acknowledge this or not, it is the truth.

  • thumbs up if youre a goth and you think the goth in this video is a prick

  • Wtf?! :P

  • WTF

    

  • AND!..some serious nose picking issues.

  • hahahahah i recently broke up with my girlfriend, her name was fallen angel hahaha ***pokes nose and rubs it on the the guy***

  • haha! its just a rock

  • Poor Pastor Smith... :/

  • someone really really needs to beat the shit outta that little fuck up your a genetic train wreck CUNT! haha

  • Is this actually Real? LOL LMFAO aaahhhahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

    No seriously, is the Priest just acting or is this real? lol

  • he keeps picking his nose... lol...

  • haha you look like chris crocker

  • by the third time he would of sprinkled the holly water in my face i would have round house kick his ass -__-

  • I can't understand though.. is it a parody of goth or of religion? haha

  • omg i have that EXACT same pentagram lol but twice as small

  • ...What the fuck.

  • I'm not religious...that poor father is trying so hard to help him and be patient. This kid is just fucking rude.

  • he picks his nose NASTY but funny lol :D

  • I like this video. Why are so many people being so overly-sensitive? If someone who disliked this video has been a TOTALLY Bible abiding Christian who has NOT done ANYTHING that is prohibited in the Bible please do respond. Other then that: Lighten up! Seriously, people make fun of Jews and Muslims ALL THE FUCKING TIME.

    P.S. to PaulTelner-Keep making videos. This is funny shit! :)

  • @BlackSabbathXTheCure I think people are rather upset because they disrespected the pastor. They were being morally rude in general and none the less pulled a punk on him when he was giving out compassion to someone who was faking needing it. The poor man was doing a lot and was very flexible with the actor but little did he know he was being pulled into bullshit and put on Youtube.

  • @83myaccount

    Well, that's true. If the pastor wasn't in on it then that is uncalled for. But my comment was towards zealot psychos who take everything to heart.

  • @BlackSabbathXTheCure Yea well i wouldn't be overly sensitive about it but i can see why it piss people off to those who share the same religion as pastor dude