17: On Your Knees - Red vs Blue Season 9 OST (By Jeff Williams feat. Sandy Casey & Lamar Hall)

[wizzrobe301]

5 people are on their knees.

[shankful1]

did anybody else notice they spelled shoot wrong?

[MrAuzz99]

pennsylvania dead and drown o fuck i screwed i live pennsylvania

[TheWealthyHobo08]

I love how the last picture is York getting shot in the balls.

[meepmeepjeep]

The Devil prays before he goes to bed each night, asking Tex to be merciful on his soul.

[runebladez999]

@meepmeepjeep Tex - The new Chuck Norris

[X4bTheGaurdian]

go to 2:44 to start the best part

[SpartenMike7777777]

OH MY FU**ING GOSH. AMAZING.

[lasereyesstudios]

They should replace the "Don't mess with Texas" anti littering campaign with this song.

[feraldope]

five people got beat down by Tex.

[Marindo]

Like we needed another excuse to be afraid of Texas =="

[TheMortonator]

For those wondering, there are actually only 44 states in this song if you count Carolina as both.

Tex is friends with York.

Arizona, Iowa, New Mexico, and Wisconsin are left out.

This song also adds in D.C. and Puerto Rico.

And finally, there is no Florida.

[Dovahbrii]

@TheMortonator *tisk tisk* Poor Florida XD

[cheeseburger379]

i just got my American States Test study

[Steeve123456789]

if texas ever secedes no one would be surprised if rick perry made this their national anthem

[johnreams995]

@Steeve123456789 agreed, and I would move to Texas

[iLikeLawngnomes]

ALSO he survived a plasma to the head.....

Added to comment below\/\/\/\/\/\/

[iLikeLawngnomes]

I just realized something, Donut is one of the best soldiers in RvB fight wise and also awesomeness, He killed tex, Was landed on by a pelican, Got his hand lost in the puma, Shot in the chest, Survived dehydration, And the encounter incounter with the meta... Dude he is really strong O.O Donut is more of a soldier then most think.... XD

[UnknownWolf127]

@iLikeLawngnomes yeah, you're right

[12For2012]

Definitely the best of all Tex's theme songs ...

[TheGoodNewsEveryone]

So I guess she likes Florida? :3

[Thunderbolt22A10]

@TheGoodNewsEveryone no in red vs blue florida doesn't exist

[TheGoodNewsEveryone]

@Thunderbolt22A10 Oh. Snap. Forgot. >_>

[12For2012]

@TheGoodNewsEveryone Florida never existed as a Freelancer (SOMETHING happened to it but we don't know what).

... She likes York though ... according to the song.

[berge100]

@12For2012 but not in the last picture.......that is sure gonna hurt

[mozzywozzy]

@12For2012 We can see Tex likes York in the... out of mind series I think it is. One of the Mini-seasons atleast. She addresses him warmly and like an old friend, whereas if she met any other freelancer from her past, she would probably shoot them.

[padawanstarwars]

Michigan mever dies!!!!!!!!

[EpicStudiosUSA]

@padawanstarwars *high fives*

[demonone333]

Im kinda bummed that my state is the first one taken out......

[TheMusiclover262]

wyoming needs a change of pants XD

[Seater247]

49 if you watch red vs blue properly something happens to Florida

[funnyrader789]

@Seater247 What?



[MagnusVonGrapple]

Most badass way to learn all 50 states :D

[gears2player]

Louisiana bitch please!

[mikethemikeful]

If anyone noticed, but it didn't say anything about York or Arizona...

[344forever]

great they confused me for a girl west isnt a girl



[bowchickabowwow7000]

i always wonder what happened to all of the other freelancers and now i know exactly what happened Tex became a bitch

[odstfan100]

I should have brought a friend.

[mariosvid]

this makes me want to live in texas

[TheHiralis]

Agent Tex, Commander Shepard, Master Chief, Chuck Norris and Sergeant Hartman

The galaxy wouldn't stand a chance.

[bloom9078]

RTX 2012!!!!



[KageBunshin9000]

whole new meaning to "don't mess with Texas"

[julii987D]

They forgot to say york

[SteelTalons21]

Puerto Rico... doesn't even count, lmao :)

[KouD3Graw]

dammit I replayed this 5 times... damn you and your awesome music making skills Jeff!

[FlameSapphire]

pure.... fucking.... epicness....

[Cheevers108]

2 people are agent wyoming and maine.

[vegeta21190]

@Cheevers108 its 3 now so its also carolina

[iLikeLawngnomes]

@Cheevers108 the 4 now are wyoming, Maine, Donut, and carolina :P woopdy fuckin doo

[HIGHLEYBOYZ]

@iLikeLawngnomes No, the new one has to be Griff

[scottster246]

The worst part of this song...it ends.

[blackdragonfire13]

nice try. but i don't have jewels.

[Xdifinity]

All i can say is that this song is beast and has more swears than a court trial.

[Barthinater]

Canada...nuff said

[OnyxBloodThurst]

BTW: Very bad ass song

[OnyxBloodThurst]

Hey what About New Mexico,Arizona and Iowa? You Don't want us in there because were not popular?(besides Arizona)

[Thepaladinman]

YAY wisconsin doesnt get pwnd

[Awesomeness577]

did they say Oregon?

[odstfan100]

@Awesomeness577 Yes, they said "Oregon in great duress"

[ngtobzzz]

this, and bow chicka wow wow wow are the only songs i've bought :P

[Dovahbrii]

"Puerto Rico- does it even count?" lololol

[Awesomeness577]

puerto rico doesnt even count lol

[Apocalypsedetonator]

Suddenly I feel really happy that I live in Texas.

[BeeFhGhost]

wyoming needs a change of pants is still my favorite line.

[XxjohnrojasxX]

1 person try to fuck with tex but he got on his knees for sure motha fucka

[DutchFishingColony]

how many states are missing in the song?

I know Florida, the 2 carolina's are 1 and York are missing, any more?

[puff364]

@DutchFishingColony helps if you use cc... Carolina 3:37

[DutchFishingColony]

@puff364 it helps if you read... You have North AND South Carolina, but Roosterteeth but them into 1 Carolina as i said: "... the 2 carolina's are 1..."

[puff364]

@DutchFishingColony also in rvb it says there is no florida

[DutchFishingColony]

@puff364 yeah

[CCCProductions1000]

What if the blue odst is puerto Rico would make since why he with the other agents

[DutchFishingColony]

@CCCProductions1000 well I think he was just the pilot of the second pelican to be honest, since the other pilot was also wearing an odst helmet.

[BFishyFriends]

But What If i cant afford it ahhhh my balls..........

[serventofchaos]

notice they didn't mention florida... poor florida :(

[dragonheart967]

@serventofchaos There was no Florida. There were only 49 agents.

[serventofchaos]

@dragonheart967 u didn't get it

[dragonheart967]

@serventofchaos Never did.

[serventofchaos]

@dragonheart967 tut tut tut

[AZUREPHOENIX777]

@serventofchaos florida (the state) was destroyed before Red vs Blue so they didn't name an agent after it.

[ChakatBlackstar]

@AZUREPHOENIX777 That's what he was referencing. Remember when they talked about it in season 3 and Tucker went, "Oh yeah...poor Florida."?

[TheLifeofadrummer]

@serventofchaos florida was already 6 feet under

[OnyxBloodThurst]

@serventofchaos Florida Wasn't an Agent if you go to the website Rvb wiki

[familyguyfreak796]

So, why is it that Tex hands Maine's ass to him now, but at the end of Revelations, he manages to stab the capture unit right into her face?

[vx0001]

@familyguyfreak796 i think its because maine had the brute shot, the capture unit and all he had to do then was get her with the capture unit and in season 9 he had to actually beat her i hand to hand combat

[familyguyfreak796]

@vx0001 Well, getting her with the capture unit would basically kill her, since it's like a spike shoved through her face, but I suppose the brute shot helps quite a bit.

[thebigjay426]

@familyguyfreak796 Just watched the episode where maine stabbed her. Wash had gotten her with the BR. I also still think i was right about the AI.

[thebigjay426]

@familyguyfreak796 Tex prob has her AI here, while Maine doesnt.

[familyguyfreak796]

@thebigjay426 I think their AI were just being developed at that point.

[AccursedSniper]

I'm still upset because in Season 1 they said her real name was Tex, and in Season 3 Tex said her code name was Nevada. But then ALSO in season 3 they said her real name was Allison. Even if they weren't planning this far ahead, it's a very annoying plot hole.

[drafthorse123]

@AccursedSniper You do know that she was kidding when she said her codename was Nevada, right? She was using sarcasm xD

[DutchFishingColony]

@AccursedSniper She was sarcastic about the Nevada part, her real name is Allison, her code name is Texas and everyone calls her Tex.

Just like Washington's code name is... well yeah Washington, his real name is David but everyone calls him Wash.

[V8Sharky]

Watching Season 9 makes me wonder how the hell red n blue team were able to kill some of them

[DutchFishingColony]

@V8Sharky stupid luck :p

(the stupid part being Caboose)

[MrRoyTheMouse]

@V8Sharky Sheer dumb luck, more luck, occasional more luck, and sometimes having to bribe Tex.

[TheDKproductionZ4]

Anyone else think its kinda weird how Tex cant be beat by Maine York and Wyoming all at the same time but in season one she gets captured by the Reds?!?!........ :D

[ObiJimbobify]

@TheDKproductionZ4 I think you underestimate how good Sarge really is...

[Cornettobeing]

sooooo much ROCK

[EpicColeslaw]

I determined the missing states:Wisconsin, Iowa, Arizona, New Mexico, Florida, North Carolina, and New York.

[MrCyaniede]

@EpicColeslaw Pardon?

[tikala1]

@EpicColeslaw North Carolina wasn't mentioned because Carolina is listed as both North and South Carolina.

[Gregourii]

@tikala1 Yep she went crazy by having two AI remember?

[ExplodingPenguinStdo]

@EpicColeslaw Well, there is no Florida. In an earlier episode (back when they were using Halo 1) they mention that something happened to the state of Florida. They never say what, though.

[TheKarmacharger]

@ExplodingPenguinStdo Aliens

[ExplodingPenguinStdo]

@TheKarmacharger That would make too much sense. 

[TheKarmacharger]

@ExplodingPenguinStdo Caboose got a hold of a rocket launcher?

[ExplodingPenguinStdo]

@TheKarmacharger The world may never know

[daanosos]

save my jewels

[pridesblood]

@mozzywozzy I do!!!

[kvelas1]

damm... and i thought the regular version was badass

[dagoonite]

I'm saddened. Iowa didn't get creamed.

[Gear1235]

lol oh shit i didnt notice this was the extended version i just listen 2 this first time i was listening the other 1 and i was doing my FB lol

[PINKDRAGON1098]

song hints to each freelancers peronlaities. oklahoma = a fist fighter  (or melee weapons specialists) new hampshire= small or weak arkhansa= a fast runner hawaii= aquatic ( maybe a freelancer thats aquatic) maryland= weak mississppi= aggresive or mean montana= ice( a freelancer that can survive below tempertures) michigan= may be battle damaged( robot arm or leg) puerto rico= maybe and ally to the freelancers rhode island= can never stp talkin alaska= a total bust virginia=weak

[Kuingar]

@PINKDRAGON1098 The only half-accurate clue I can find is the CT one. All the others, like "Mess with Maine"... Maine pretty much kills Tex, Wyoming has NEVER shit himself (To my knowledge, I dunno, maybe he's a shitter)

[PINKDRAGON1098]

@Kuingar think of a pattern if you mess with maine (maine is pretty big and tough) he pretty much kills you, CT is a wiener in season 9 (look at episode 7), wyoming in season 9 and 5 he gets his ass kicked alot, in washington we got your ointments is kinda ironic that the state washington is near an ocean (and the original halo creators Bungie is located in seattle washington i think), in north dakota not much better he gets shot and in recovery one he dies so thats all the connections

[Kuingar]

@PINKDRAGON1098 No... it isn't.. at all. Mess with Maine is probably because he swings for tex during that part of the chorus, CT is generally whiny and bitchy, and Washington hasn't fought Tex.

[PINKDRAGON1098]

@Kuingar true but washington dose fight tex in season 8

[Kuingar]

@PINKDRAGON1098 Meh. He won.

[daanosos]

you cant mess with maine

[tresuremonk]

Dang what about Arizona

[werewolf1020]

Haha ya go Texas!!!!!

[narutosfart]

ha arkansas didn't get hit i'm still alive :)

[MollyEver1]

Geez I though Tex hated Grif in season 8 but I don't know, york took quite a few paint balls that sting like a bitch in the cod piece...

[1finallygotunleashed]

LOLOL 1:32 Lazy rendering @ York's hand. I love you RT..

[serventofchaos]

@1finallygotunleashed so do realise how long it takes to animate this stuff when you do it better you can start criticising.

[legohaloman1997]

@serventofchaos well from my point of veiw the comment doesnt say like 'rooster teeth sucks they cant even render it up right it sounds like he is laughing cause it is funny but i CAN see why you would think he is trashing them i guess its interpretation

[serventofchaos]

@legohaloman1997 2 things 1: i never said anything like he thinks roster teeth sucks he's gonna be here cause he like em. 2: OMG SOMEONE ON YOUTUBE WITH MORE THAN A SINGLE DIGIT IQ!!! :D

[legohaloman1997]

@serventofchaos ok.

and thank you.

[sour0deez]

@1finallygotunleashed

*Fapfapfapfapfap*

"YORK, WHERES YOUR GUN?"

"Right here, hey Tex..."

[DestructiveMonkey1]

Connecticut your SUCH a whiner lol XD

[ChurroDoughnut]

Someone, please, life the bus off of georgia!

[BattlegroundFilms]

Rooster teeth! Y U NO make extended version for shark face despite the fact that he didn't last that long!? The song is awesome!

[Fireworkatheart]

Despite how easy Tex made it looking messing with Maine is still kind of a bad idea.

[MohnJcIntyre]

@Fireworkatheart so is messing with Wyoming and York

[thedarkangel383]

@Fireworkatheart i know right i was like damn when he said that

[dinocubfan]

so my current home state of Illinois was destroyed. Oh well, at least my place of birth, Iowa, seemed to escape

[FriendKiller96]

Notice how at 1:30 it looks like York's arm is going through his leg.

[123Clutchy]

When they say don't mess with Texas they MEAN Don't fuck with her -.-

[quackinator100]

i love trying to sing along at the pace that Lamar raps at. I usually fail.

[meepmeepjeep]

Sometimes, I wish I could play as Tex in Skyrim.

But then I realise that it might make the game short, being able to slaughter entire dragon armies with bare fists.

[DrMalHarkness]

@meepmeepjeep She doesn't need fists to kill dragons.

[AaronxSchwartz]

@DrMalHarkness A dragon would fly over, get ready to attack, and notice it was Tex. The dragon would say, "FUCK THAT!!!" and fly away

[DrMalHarkness]

@AaronxSchwartz Except for the part where she jumps up, beats to death, and uses its dead corpse for a cushion when she hits the ground.

[3lizab3thSwan]

@meepmeepjeep Not to mention she would be the entirety of the Dark Brotherhood.

[boba7772]

I live in Texas... thank god.

[AnoTheAnonymous]

We could also get a full page of lyrics if we, oh I dunno, pressed the show more tab.

But thats just me!

[Link6597]

They also forgot Arizona

[warsongchief1]

nice kansas reference 3:11

[SheerBl1ss]

a whole page of Lyrics xD good job ToaEyrik7728

[ToaEyrik7726]

kk?

[ToaEyrik7726]

ohio don't stand a chance wyoming needs a change of pants rhode island you cannot not surmount puerto rico -does that even count? pummel down on carolina connecticut you're SUCH a whiner arkansas eat my dust alaska is a total bust you can screw nevada, mess with maine leave hawaii in a pile of pain you can beat virginia till she's down on the floor, but if you fuck with tex... if you fuck with tex, if you fuck with tex, if you fuck with tex, you'll be on! your! knees! for! sure!

[arc101]

@ToaEyrik7726 Not only are the lyrics in captions for the video but also in the description. So posting them in the comments was completely useless.

[ToaEyrik7726]

@arc101 I made the lyrics as an alternative to the captions, because when dealing with the captions, you have to wait for the captions to appear, before you can read them to sing along. However, sometimes there is a slight delay in the appearance of the captions and as such, a delay in your singing. I posted the lyrics in the comments so that people can read them and better prepare for the singing. As for the lyrics in descriptions, WHEN THE FUCK DID THAT HAPPEN? I NEVER NOTICED THAT BEFORE!

[ToaEyrik7726]

vermont can use a four leaf clover ney jersey it is almost over pick up delaware and slam her call the meds for alabama michigan has been destroyed ditto that for illinois new hampshire should have brought a friend west virginia's at her end colorado crash and burn kansas: point of no return georgia's underneath a bus california's really fucked idaho and south dakota give it up your time is over! nebraska cancel all appointments washington we got your ointments

[344forever]

@ToaEyrik7726 y'know i had a character it was agent west virginia and it was a he darn rooster teeth

[ToaEyrik7726]

oklahoma beat down pennsylvania dead and drown minnesota castigate massachusetts flagellate bitch slap tennesee D.C. dead? see? utah is a fucking mess oregon in great duress maryland is on her knees louisiana? bitch please. mississippi worst day ever north dakota not much better missouri in a stranglehold montana's corpse is getting cold bleeding time for old kentucky indiana not so lucky

[ToaEyrik7726]

"advantage texas"-got that right

bet you boys'll sleep well tonight

lick those wounds, nurse those sores

name's reserved, and that's who for

you got 9 lives, she's got 10

after that she'll ride again

bit of a badass anyone can tell

THAT CRAZY BITCH IS HELL'S ANGEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLL

[ToaEyrik7726]

you can screw nevada,

mess with maine

leave hawaii in a pile of pain

you can beat virginia till she's down on the floor,

but if you fuck with tex you'll be on your knees for suuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrre­eeeeeeeeeee

[ToaEyrik7726]

Bitch in black, heart of stone

need no friends, work alone

3 on one but they should've sent 4

everytime you stand up, get back on the floor

a punch to balls and a kick to the head

get it on boys or you're gonna get dead

think you got skills but you're sinking like a stone

next time fuckers, you should just stay home !

[Jcomix98]

Now...if only Nevada became a character. :(

[JsdMaNintendo]

Oh wow, I'm shocked. I didn't hear this extended version ever. Love it! :D

[ChurroDoughnut]

is it wierd that i can rap this song perfectly?

[24videowatcher]

ohio don't stand a chance

wyoming needs a change of pants

rhode island you cannot not surmount

puerto rico -does that even count?

pummel down on carolina

connecticut you're SUCH a whiner

arkansas eat my dust

alaska is a total bust

omg thats a long list

[24videowatcher]

oklahoma beat down pennsylvania dead and drown minnesota castigate massachusetts flagellate bitch slap tennesee dc dead see? utah is a fucking mess oregon in great duress maryland is on her knees louisiana? bitch....please. mississippi worst day ever north dakota not much better missouri in a stranglehold montana's corpse is getting cold bleeding time for old kentucky indiana not so lucky

[ScratchCircus]

MuthaFucka



[daanosos]

at 1:30 york was nowing wath happend to griff

[Iownallroar]

1:22 3 vs 1 they shoulda sent 4...thousand!

[killerninja13]

@Iownallroar not enough.

[BeeFhGhost]

imma watch this episode now.