SMBC Theater - Slow Motion Breakup

[duo1666]

Still say she shoulda been hit with the bottle. You dont break up with someone because you feel they have commitment issues unless it involves cheating =/

[INTPTT]

@duo1666 Why not?

Really, anyone can break up with their boyfriend/girlfriend for whatever reason, even if it doesn't make sense.

[duo1666]

@INTPTT Then they deserve to be hit with a baseball bat until it breaks. *shrugs* Not that hard to comprehend.

[INTPTT]

@duo1666 Someone deserves to be physically abused for refusing to stay in a relationship that their heart's not into?

Yes, that is hard to comprehend.

[duo1666]

@INTPTT No, tey deserve to be physically abused for being an asshole.

[LootFragg]

@duo1666 Although it's far too rude, I get your drift. Actually, I prefer thinking that everyone is entitled to his own freedom in a way. That, however, includes respecting other people's freedoms as well and making sure not to do harm if avoidable. So while I think every woman has a right to break up with a man, she shouldn't be a bitch when doing so and talk to him rather than being egoistic. And because this alone would be too moral for this place here, she should grant him a blowjob.

[fgyeats]

103 people didn't see the "let's just be friends" speech coming.

[DarthLuminosity]

Fuck buddies? Come onnnn Fuck buddies!

[LinkStorm88]

I like that they're optimistic til the ends of words.

..uh.. touch him on the penis?

[tubeuser2222]

does this mean that each of them has thought and facial reactions at super sonic speeds??

[Hannaitlyn]

@tubeuser2222 Why? Don't you?

[Moondras]

At 1:37, JP's face is so red!

[reformCopyright]

How can these skits seriously not have several million views?

[Totema1]

Friend-tal nudity!

[BREAKMEKNEES]

I laughed, I lol'd, I laughed.

[ianflowforever]

I love how she anticipates things before he does.

[Tobalosiner]

Wow. Girl breaks up with guy. Guy is angry. Girl breaks wine bottle over his head. :|

[ZehEduardo]

"goodbye and ... fuck my brains out?'

[Baalsaack]

Except for the very beginning, it's rather bad. Very predictable. Nice music though.

[basser]

I cannot stop staring at Kelly's bra in the intro.

[AliIKarimi]

@basser thought it was just me

[MagnesiumMichael]

the intro reminds me of law and order

[MacBookHero]

YAY GIRLS GET TO HIT GUYS AND ITS OKAY

[Boogers32150]

@MacBookHero Equal rights, but not equal fights. o_o

[Hyardacil]

Wait...

Is that girl in the beginning...

SNEAK ATTACK MOTHERFUCKER?

... IS IT?

[omgitsmikegravel]

Classic sketch comedy with F-Bombs! What the world has always needed!

[Abyzzinn]

I still laugh when he yells in his head. This is a great one.

[kaetaa90]

Why is Kelly such a lesbian? Does zach know?

[bendem94]

@kaetaa90 Dude, that's so mean. They're married, man.

So obviously Zach knows she's a lesbian.



[wrh61]

yep just a bit too long

[Raxerm]

"Oh fuck-fuck-fuck!" lol, brilliant xD!

[YawehG]

guys, I'm disappointed with all of you.

Break up with him, touch him on the penis

[DkCub23]

To dragged out. It was alright at the beggining, but too long.

[WhiteKnight74648]

Hey JP its Dave. Jennifer's Step Brother. Looking good in these videos. :-p

[warbandit89]

that girl in white has a huge bludge in her crotch area

[Traitorfish]

@warbandit89 What's a "bludge"?

[warbandit89]

@Traitorfish oops bulge

[AlwayzBeenPhat7]

I freakin love this... you guys did a great job!

[misterknite]

"red wine's not really appropriate with fish but..."

:D

[jimmybryght]

Clever.

[williamprm]

Haha, the ending is funny. Bit slow though

[aRawBlondeAngel]

very nice!!

[thangle13]

Most of the artwork in the background is available for purchase!! Reply to this comment if you're interested.

[FishTitan64]

@thangle13 i'm interested

[bywordorbysword]

...she must express her view points clearly A LOT.

[nuncaleite]

cool, theres a sign in portuguese at the back, it says "sempre aberta", which means "always open" :D

[DKM101]

funny but too much screaming.

[Oddtwang]

Touch him on the peeeeeeeeeniiiiiiiissssssss

[Sylar03]

The last two ones really sound this video for me.

[KiroMahoutsukai]

You knew it would end like that when she brought that lie detector out on the first date.

[Lugnal]

Cracked me up.

[econojon]

a blow to the head like that would kill you.

[Lollocide]

Needed a twist, not the same joke repeated several times over.

[bustachaina]

this was so utterly fucking retard. waste of time... comedy made by a bunch of 90 yr old faggots sitting around. Who thought this was funny? seriously?

[aerwyn16]

@bustachaina Hey, you decided to watch it. if it was such a waste of time, why did you even bother? I thought it was hilarious.

[bustachaina]

@aerwyn16 Yeah, maybe next time I should tune into my psychic senses to know if a video is bad BEFORE I click on it... Seriously, is this your logic? I understand now why you found this so funny with your thinking.

[613TheEvil]

The wedding ring-middle finger joke is priceless, I hope I get to try this one day... Oh wait that requires a girlfriend. Aaand a backup because she will dump me. Oh well... :P

[ghoulrush]

I like JP thinks in slobbering sounds

[ghoulrush]

@ghoulrush

ssllpppssllpppslllpp

[tychoSNM]

1:41 HOLY SHIET!

[GadBoDag]

Haha, this really got me laughing. So silly!

[NAWTPROF]

No bleeps, well done! :-)

[grandexandi]

the first slow motion was hilarious, but then it got dumb

[hannahaful]

tell me why girls with ugly faces have nice bodies but pretty girls, like me, are fat......FUCK!!!

[chowdaw]

@hannahaful diet

[chazjo]

You guy's sketches are getting better and better dammmn!!!!

[Kivan12]

so freaking awesome

[holygrayell]

nicely done XD

[screamingturnip]

Why does that goat's skeleton need so many meatballs. It can't eat meat, it's a vegeterian... skeleton. An Ibex skeleton would know this.

[chazjo]

@screamingturnip

o.o

[Mixairian]

Though, red wine's not really appropriate for Fish.

[WLDFLD]

one of the better ones

[Haedrian]

"I have something for you" was something I was not expecting at all. Brilliant piece of work

[fdaen]

What happened with the "bleeps"?!

I'm so offended. all of my inocence is lost.

[AdventEdge]

inb4 "touch him on the peni-

wait...never mind

[efsq]

god this sucks

nice tits at the beginning

[NAWTPROF]

We want to see Zach naked! ;-)

[soulhunter4444]

Strange how people either hate or love this video.

I'm in the latter group personally.

[Flargenyargen]

It's amazing how fast the brain gets ahead of you when faced with a huge situation like this. This brought up some strange memories. o.O;;

[yoshiko09]

"Oh, well red wine isn't really appropriate with fish, but..." I really liked this one. Good job, guys!

[arcaina]

needs more Angl Askins

[bachanator]

Zach, man, it's the worst video you ever did.

[pylyp3]

Red wine goes with everything. It's a scientific fact.

[mostunlikely]

it was a funny concept initially i had a good laugh....

but endings always seem a little to cheezy as of late.

like someone else said, no one really thinks those things and the joke doesnt develop through the video

[NaveedKoval]

@mostunlikely it's funnier BECAUSE nobody thinks that shit. also how fast do you think people can process thoughts?

[StarbuckBumpboy]

@NaveedKoval Maybe you don't...

[part2themovie]

@mostunlikely the fuck you talking bout ebert

[TheHamrabiSquad]

I love JP

[BlackBobby69]

Kelly, why Steve? I think you certainly could have done better :P

[sproutsareevil]

@BlackBobby69 Lie detector: *beeeeeeeep*

[ComeToJesus]

Enough with the relationship stuff. More of the original smbc theatre and prank patrol!

[SilverQueen]

This is kind of stupid. Nobody actually thinks those things.

[lagerbaer]

Serve red wine with fish, then touch him on the penis

[qtzlctl2012]

more sexism!!! more violence against men that is supposed to be funny! punch that woman in the face, then i'll laugh

[Mohrdaunt]

Great video guys! ^^

Just let you know that you've got fans in Spain too!

Cheers!

[HavocTehRaven]

I see they've given up censorship

[valkyrio]

Rofl.

Very good, could be smoother though.

[agaifi]

FUCK BUDDIES! FUCK BUDDIES!!

[HuskyVerbatim]

I'm not a fan of this one. I'm afraid I will not be touching it on the penis.

[ravishethwala]

lol

[manuel1471]

friend zone your boyfriend, then, touch him on the penis?

[munkus83]

Ha

Good one - "Red wine's not really appropriate with fish"

[lodevijk]

Smash a wine bottle on his head, touch him on the penis.

[arram087]

how are people disliking this video? fuck, this was their funniest one yet!

[CaptKirby18]

@arram087 Well, the wine bottle kind of ruined the ending.

[QuatroDiablo]

Just be friends, then touch him on the penis.

[slyfan64]

great ending!

[ComancheKnight]

Knock him out with a wine bottle then touch him on the penis?

[camf1991]

@ComancheKnight i love how this has become a mandatory comment for these videos.

[shill8989]

@camf1991

I hate how this has become a mandatory comment. I wish these unfunny people would at least name each move, like they did in the original video.

[Grug16]

Assault!

one of your weaker ones, I think.

Are these the same guys from Dating Solutions?

[GBart]

I was hoping it would end with "You're a cccccuuuuuuu-"

"...cuddly, warm person?"

[frostytheaussie]

@GBart "cuuu... uuunning plan?"

[Scrag06]

funny but moved too slow. Keep them coming though SMBC :D

[DarcNait]

Good one :D

[kevaichris]

Funny Idea, I liked it.

[Wingwangwannabingban]

I love these, they're so clever and funny

[Mattmoo36]

She never touched him on the penis, obviously.

[4moralhazard]

Funny concept, drawn out way too long. The end was good. (not just because it was over, though that was a plus!)

[MorganStack]

For anyone wondering, people don't really think like that.

[trixdisorder]

@MorganStack The funny thing is, I think you're serious.

[pgunn01]

Slow mo makes everything better.. or at least funnier.

[GeneralZaroff]

Not very funny. Just didn't like the whole basis for the joke.

[Monkeyboy92037]

break up in slow motion, touch him on the penis

[hughtub]

Haha at the end, should have had him starting to bring his wine glass up so she could pour it.

[KeanuIIDAMAN]

Noice

[CptNameless]

I also enjoy full friental nudity

[noahdeer]

This one made Laugh!

[amortussique]

Much love for you guys. <3

[Danscottwat]

meh

[stoner1kale]

lol love the ending

[Hedgehogrcute]

cool :)

[sk8rkid25]

fucking amazing!

[moobface12345]

Ha ha ha nice

[superbowlbound]

Awesome as always