ok so heres the da true story. once there was a girl named gisela. she was 13.
everyone at school thought she was weird cuz she was too friendly
but on 8-12-10 she decided to hang herself at 12:00
everyones actions towards her death were careless. the only one that cared was her mom. her dad was never there because he was killed the same day and died the same way.
if you dont post this to 5 other videos in 45 minutes, she will be in your mirror with a rope and she will be bloody.
It is such a laugh when Simon tries to help them with the critisizm.And how Simon tells them what their singing sounded like! The funny things Simon comes up with! Thumbs up Simon!
@TheDaisy8007 I agree- i think the so-called "nicer" judges aren't doing these guys any favors sugar-coating matters. If they are not going to stand a chance in the competition, then its fairer to just say so, rather than build unrealistic hopes.
@TheAlanjakson That made me laugh SO freaking hard XDDD then I started thinking of the red head girl with eyeliner as Gaara.....XDDDDDDDD And the blonde at 7:50 as Inu o-o
Don't make fun of inspector gadget!! Inspector Gadget is a badass crime fighter who's got a gadget for everything! for instance he's got a gadget for rollerskating without changing his shoes, he's got a gadget for jumping a thousand feet in the air because he's got special springs in his highly evolved gadget legs and he's got a car that can transform into a boat that can fully submerge in water. PS: if you don't believe me check out this video /watch?v=e-JHfXVlkik
Can anyone tell me if simon is in any shows like this these days? I never really watched american idol, x factor, etc. and i'm not going to watch them in the future either unless simon is in it.
Ohh my goodness, the guy said "yall take care and be careful", to us southerners that means to be careful in life. It's the same as saying y'all have a safe trip etc etc etc, by no means was it a threat.
it doesnt mean when you judge people, you can also insult them ..yes is yes, no is no..there is no reason or rights for simon to insult them like you're being perfect human or something... wait, can simon sing? lol
He kept it real. Nothing against the judges of AI today.
Wolf5Vlud 1 day ago
P: this isnt the right competiton for you..
S:What is the right competiton? Wheel of Fortune?
(staring contest!!)
MicrophoneChaosinger 6 days ago
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MicrophoneChaosinger 6 days ago
I think Randy's even more of a dick than Simon.
579SMP 2 weeks ago
Norman: "You hurt me, where you get kicked sometimes"
Simon: "I would have thought you'd quite like that"
Norman:"You mean the way you like it when Seacrest does it?"
Norman is the only idol ever to out-snark the Simon
soulsurvivorcrouter 2 weeks ago
i love watching cowell smash americans.
Barbino24 3 weeks ago
2:00 is the best part of this whole thing. pause it there, youll understand
jamester1991 1 month ago 3
@jamester1991 haahahahahah i get it
LiiMTz 3 weeks ago
I had my volume turned up to hear Simon and then Inspector Gadget came on and scared the shit out of me.
PaulRabilIsGod 1 month ago
Good choices, but worst (mono) sound montage ever!
911SMOM 1 month ago
3:36 laughed sooo hard
1800canawe 1 month ago
lol when they cheer for the girl at the end hahahahaha! that was amazing
nachoz44 2 months ago
is homie at 3:34 thirsty????
Etek401 2 months ago
whats the song at the very beggining of this video? the intro? i forgot the song
strapwood 2 months ago
When he started singing "Circle of Life," I lost it.
twiwonder 3 months ago
who was that girl at 7:28
elitestar 3 months ago 2
no sound ?
MufcATW 3 months ago
lol that was a threat
Anime4Life35 3 months ago
the girl at 7:28 is very hot.. too bad she sounds like a cat jumping from the empire state building.. lol
MICHAUDMICHAUD 3 months ago
bad
videodownloader100 3 months ago
WTF at the inspector gadget part
animeluverotaku 3 months ago
why is everyone who goes on this show heaps over confident, and like suprised when they fail. and asking for a 2nd song is so friggin annoying
orangepillow12 3 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
ok so heres the da true story. once there was a girl named gisela. she was 13.
everyone at school thought she was weird cuz she was too friendly
but on 8-12-10 she decided to hang herself at 12:00
everyones actions towards her death were careless. the only one that cared was her mom. her dad was never there because he was killed the same day and died the same way.
if you dont post this to 5 other videos in 45 minutes, she will be in your mirror with a rope and she will be bloody.
nerdylola293 3 months ago
Dammit...i think I went deaf :(
rockpunkqueen201 3 months ago
It is such a laugh when Simon tries to help them with the critisizm.And how Simon tells them what their singing sounded like! The funny things Simon comes up with! Thumbs up Simon!
TheDaisy8007 3 months ago
I love Simon being so very honest, laying the true facts on the table. Not beating around the bush. Good for you Simon!
TheDaisy8007 3 months ago
@TheDaisy8007 I agree- i think the so-called "nicer" judges aren't doing these guys any favors sugar-coating matters. If they are not going to stand a chance in the competition, then its fairer to just say so, rather than build unrealistic hopes.
kidragakas 3 months ago
How could you dislike this?? This is extremely funny! Simon's the shit! Lmfao!
SeeSonEtheMBoyz6 3 months ago
INSPECTOR GADGET <3
The95Vamp 3 months ago
my left ear feels deaf ;c
irawr121 3 months ago
1:36 Stewie Griffin!!!! :D
ajabduran 3 months ago
5:11 i think she was heaps good :o
zaczaczac101 3 months ago
@zaczaczac101 your from adelaide 'HEAPS' bro "HEAPS'
dexterhawson 3 months ago
what does everyone mean by left ear?? O.o
cookiibrookii 3 months ago
Is it just me,or is there barely any sound?
thetanbutterfly 3 months ago
i actually thought the girl in pnk wasnt that bad
Shugobaby 3 months ago 17
@Shugobaby she was!!
darkrose834 3 months ago
@Shugobaby I thought she was AMAZING omg!
nxt983 3 months ago
"be carefull at what ever you do"
"huh?"
"im just saying be carefull at whatever you do"
tommytbaybay 3 months ago 2
how come it dont work for left anyone agree? thumbs up if u do
Lubna4real 3 months ago
5;30 that girl sang great wats wif him
purpleprincess0011 3 months ago
2;42 lol
purpleprincess0011 3 months ago
3:36 lmfao!!
yeahboy994 3 months ago
I couldve SWORN I had 2 ears....O.O
abcldeefcghcake 3 months ago
6:53 Naruto xD
TheAlanjakson 3 months ago 4
@TheAlanjakson That made me laugh SO freaking hard XDDD then I started thinking of the red head girl with eyeliner as Gaara.....XDDDDDDDD And the blonde at 7:50 as Inu o-o
RainbowOkami 3 months ago
5:45 SHE WAS PRETTY GOOD
cookiibrookii 3 months ago 3
@cookiibrookii i thought it too, but we have just seen 4 seconds of she singing... Maybe the rest was awful...
TheGoslapa 3 months ago
@TheGoslapa true(:
cookiibrookii 3 months ago
Omg, I turned it up cuz it was too soft, and the Inspector Gadget theme song scared the shit out of me.
Angelkillsdevils 3 months ago
Am I the only one who read the comments first?
GetoSupremecy 3 months ago 90
@GetoSupremecy i read the comments first cuz theres to many rick rolls and those screaming videos. lol
Ratcrot 3 months ago
wats wrong with my left ear
KandiSweetzz 3 months ago
what happen to my left ear?? o.O
hahaha
cezsoi 3 months ago
OMG ! I THOUGHT MY LEFT HEADPHONE WAS BROKEN ! :O Then i read the comments :D
Pixxie676 3 months ago
3:58 I got my left ear back
Aatiyah307 3 months ago 4
i bridged all my speakers coz i'm a dumb cunt. Dunno what you're all on about.
Gazzz87 3 months ago
fuk im using ghetto headfones an i only have one workin an its the left one, an i wana hear this so bad!!!!
hotcrazychicks808 3 months ago
lol the left part of my headphones are actually broken :D
Austin2Graham 3 months ago 2
Yeah total dislike because you suck at volume consistency, actually you are simply, horrendous at keeping the volume consistent.
Molandria 3 months ago
such a jackass...didnt really thought it was funny
kyoxthoru 3 months ago
sorry mark, good looking out dog. thnx for coming out baby XD 1:42
SuperDanieBananie 3 months ago
At least we can say Simon Cowell is honest...
MsCandylover1999 3 months ago
Simon was so mean! these people at least had the nerve to go and sin in front of them! spoiled celebrities!
kiwilicious123 3 months ago
@kiwilicious123 Yes, that's exactly what they had nerve to do.
What came out of their vocal cords was sin!
Justinisinthebuildin 3 months ago
JOKER MOMENT3:34
saleemM12 3 months ago
the 2 women judges were ok, the 2 guys were downright assholes with there insults, its a talent contest not an insulting contest.........
antaressuper1966 3 months ago
That was the whole point of the montage.
soccerstarrrzz 3 months ago
Don't make fun of inspector gadget!! Inspector Gadget is a badass crime fighter who's got a gadget for everything! for instance he's got a gadget for rollerskating without changing his shoes, he's got a gadget for jumping a thousand feet in the air because he's got special springs in his highly evolved gadget legs and he's got a car that can transform into a boat that can fully submerge in water. PS: if you don't believe me check out this video /watch?v=e-JHfXVlkik
djuuwi 4 months ago
i thought my headphones were half unplugged
BACasey81 4 months ago
5:13 was good >.> idk why simon said she sucked lol
MjWillNeverDie 4 months ago
@MjWillNeverDie maybe that last note was good! but the majority of the song sucked. idk i didnt watch that episode...
4everbiebergirl1 3 months ago
inspector gadget??? that was the only thing i could hear
Abskippy1 4 months ago
what is the song at the beginning
armystrong224 4 months ago
@armystrong224 Piece of Mind by the amazing band "Boston"
joeyorion 4 months ago
tits 2:00
boynicky1 4 months ago
Lotsa horses and a donkey... LOL
ccanaves 4 months ago
bahahahahaha!!!
SWideman1000 4 months ago
? , it`s on my left side .
pcrvg0808 4 months ago
fuck this video!
carlodina1 4 months ago
@carlodina1 Where do i insert ?
pcrvg0808 4 months ago
My right ear enjoyed that
zpizz110 4 months ago
WHYYY NOOEEEEEEEEE SOUNDD
basilisk444 4 months ago
1:46-1:56 haha love that part! XD
MrShreklicious 4 months ago
@MrShreklicious who is that guy???
xXPROUDDANISHxX123 4 months ago
3:40 OMG he's from another planet!! LOL
elbuky00147 4 months ago
''be care full'' wait what? that was a threat..
Weezy8037 4 months ago
ah my right ear!
ShineAntares 4 months ago
for 240p pretty good quality
DJSmiggzAU 4 months ago
The guy starting at 1:20 is freaky scary.
UnscrupulousAgitator 4 months ago
Inspector gadget would work in both ears...
ForceRecon117 4 months ago
Can anyone tell me if simon is in any shows like this these days? I never really watched american idol, x factor, etc. and i'm not going to watch them in the future either unless simon is in it.
IRussian007 4 months ago
Ohh my goodness, the guy said "yall take care and be careful", to us southerners that means to be careful in life. It's the same as saying y'all have a safe trip etc etc etc, by no means was it a threat.
Fentanyl3 4 months ago
1:30 lol was that guy a chineese with southern accent?? :O
Wailot6 4 months ago
imagine 22 horses and a donkey, you dont stand a chance
rofl
Simon : Jessica, i can swim but i cant win 10 olympic medals
haha amazing
Deadhuntah 4 months ago
I liked you hand puppet lion.....He should of won
jecdown 4 months ago 2
I thought i was deaf on my left ear ._.
ZookieWorld 4 months ago 103
@ZookieWorld 100 th THUMBS UP WOOOOO!!!
MadiSkinner 3 months ago
hey george bush, becarful with whatever you do....
zoomorphicrap 4 months ago
7:30 was the funniest shit out
livcaitbff 4 months ago 3
I loved this. What was the song at the beginning?
britt29able1 4 months ago
Simon Cowell - the King of Common Sense!
terminator324343 4 months ago
gettin sick of the boat at the back ....
kcinkcinkcinnick 4 months ago
i actually think that the girl at 5:14 was pretty good.....oh well
nevershoutnever3742 4 months ago
@nevershoutnever3742 Me too
LoveHammie 4 months ago
@nevershoutnever3742 YES i thought i was the only one
Thiggyhiggy 4 months ago
be careful... jeez he was just being nice/ looking out for you
warsilver99 4 months ago
Simon is great.
TheGreatRakatan 4 months ago
l0l.
tylernsuch 4 months ago
With a simon insult comes a randy laugh lol
gangsta9251 4 months ago
"Be careful in whatever you do"
Simon: That was a threat...
xXGETSMACKEDXx 4 months ago
1:39 Simon Scowell
tylermcclain606 4 months ago
my right ear liked this video...
truegangsta12345 4 months ago 3
@truegangsta12345 same
Terrell8976 4 months ago
@truegangsta12345 hahahah Me too .......what was that all about
oniiiii8833 4 months ago
Some nasty crosseyed tongue action on one guy there. xD
ERIK000000000 4 months ago
I freakinn Love Simon !
Kokorotah 4 months ago
my left ear is lonely :-(
chess7390 4 months ago 94
1:20-1:31
Paula: i don't think this is the right competition for you.
Simon: what it the right competition?
What simon should have said: Americas got no talent.
xRaYslimJIM 4 months ago
The sound does only come out on the right side?
BIOsprizz 4 months ago
I had to turn it up and then the damn gadget song comes on.. like WTF!
mikeverret 4 months ago
Go to @3:34
Marcofda808 4 months ago
Can I sing something else? :P
RumbleAgents 4 months ago
That 2nd guy was HOT!!!
angie120881 4 months ago
@MrYouToobz Try 3:35 and 3:39
madamcoco4 4 months ago
you don't have to make fun of the outfit you mother fucking idiot judge "simon cowell"
MrSERXEL 4 months ago
lol i guess "be careful" is a Texas thing. I'm surprised they didn't know what he was talking about
Metallica102938 4 months ago
1:38 best stare down ever
TrollinUnited 4 months ago
am i deaf ?
adelhead 4 months ago 4
Be careful.
sunnyydelight18 4 months ago
Simon is the BEST... Love Simon!!!!
1Emora 4 months ago
At exactly 2:46 - best complex facial expression ever.
MrYouToobz 4 months ago
it doesnt mean when you judge people, you can also insult them ..yes is yes, no is no..there is no reason or rights for simon to insult them like you're being perfect human or something... wait, can simon sing? lol
aiko827veen 4 months ago
The first guy is from Puerto Rico. And he have 2 comedy movies.... And use to be part of a comedy show.............Mi verano con amanda
JART18 4 months ago
Oh no! This is killing to anyone with surround sound!!
kirenjohn 4 months ago
Haha at Randy's three "woahs" during 2:25 - 2:43.
1LHerne 5 months ago
imagine 22 horses and a donkey ahhahahhaha
LocalDawn 5 months ago
nice vid. Editing was good, picture was good, sound was.. Well everyone makes mistakes. But it was decent.
The Inspector Gadget thing was awfull :)
ArnSL 5 months ago
My right ear liked the video..
LivsingsforGOD 5 months ago
be careful O.O
LabradorLVR 5 months ago
"Be careful" ROFL
dohertyz 6 months ago
y did u ruin it with an inspector gadget splice......dumbshit
joethemost 6 months ago 74
@joethemost get a life
fisichella78 5 months ago
@joethemost ur mean
jonatanblack01 4 months ago
be careful.
yinyengz515 7 months ago
3:35, that guys issss on cokeeeeee
murdaenterprise 7 months ago
...That was a threat...
Icyxos 8 months ago
hey whos the 4th judge again? she sucks
Thricemaster 8 months ago
@Thricemaster Kara DioGuardi
neXusFFW 6 months ago
haha so funny
motionpicturefreak16 9 months ago
i cant hear it. good vid though!!!!!!!
eelram1999 9 months ago
LOL
lmao5000 10 months ago
This is why I miss Simon. I do like Idol now but he is the missing link thanks for uploading :)
soblue21 1 year ago 39