Zoidberg I'll take eight

[sutyerator]

Keep pressing 5 and you can hear him saying 'Zoidberg!' and showing a Zoidberg trollface.

[Totema1]

My reaction to deals on Steam.

[HaloModder555]

The book was better.

[SerHenkan]

only fourteen ninety nine forty workers such

laura curtis charles lindbergh last year becoming a graphic designer

hello anti-gay rights

[trojan12kelley]

Want someone to order a bunch of records? Why not Zoidberg?

[TECpeds94]

I payed 24.99 for a 2 disc dvd set for futurama volume 6 containing half the season -_-. .... Luckily the internet provides me with the remaining ones. :)

[SkylarStrayJackett]

turn on Transcribe audio and laugh until you piss yourself

[shadowfootball1]

@SkylarStrayJackett anti-gay rights... What would those be exactly?

[SLIPKNOT0fan1]

@SkylarStrayJackett Hello anti-gay rights

[TECpeds94]

@SkylarStrayJackett Thats mean lol the google community are against homosexuals .....

[SkylarStrayJackett]

@TECpeds94 I didn't know anti-gay rights sell records.

[TECpeds94]

@SkylarStrayJackett Lmaoo this translate caption thingy is horrible.

[progrockcoffee]

FOR ONLY $14.99

[XxRoUgEviPerXx]

Dr. z ur an idiot u spent $119.92 on 16 records

[idanxxful]

(V) ( ;,,; ) (V)

[Claxnasty]

The best part is that the guy making the records is sitting next to him on the couch.

[Treblaine]

Planet express is full of Hipsters, they love retro tech.

[gredangeo]

@Treblaine Well anything good in life repeats itself. :)

[WalkthroughsMadeEasy]

more like a crappy consumer

[4shr4m]

Hello ? I'll take eight (V) (;,;) (V)

[danijocker90]

lol - subtitles = hello? anti-gay rights...

[cabooses1fan]

@danijocker90 ha

[jakubiszyn96]

And press '7' for "Zoidberg".

[jakubiszyn96]

Press '8' for "hello? I'll take 8".

[SuperMarkerComicBro]

No wonder he's poor.

[kiyotewolf]

press 2 over and over to say "good sex"

[youathoz]

(V) (;,,;) (V)

[FishGlaser]

TWO RECORDS!!!!!!!!

[TheHongoBros]

press 5 for "zoidberg"

[Magicmaster020]

Press 9

[ColemanMulkerin]

I remember when I first watched futurama I didn't get Zoidberg's character and found him a little annoying.  Now I laugh at just about everything he says.

[PanekPL]

@ColemanMulkerin Quite the opposite here - at first I found him hilarious, as time went on he just became annoying and overused

[Xytos]

zoidberg is my hero

[ToxicTurquoise454]

14.99 for a two record set.... oh please.

I once got three records for £10. And two of them were double-disc albums.

[jakubiszyn96]

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!

[cocobug1000]

Ziodberg spent $119.92 on 16 records

[TheOriginalTroller]

@cocobug1000 HOLY SHIT ITS RAINMAN!!!!!!!! QUICK HOW MANY TOOTHPICKS ARE ON THE FLOOR

[031000ron1]

@TheOriginalTroller 42.

[TheOriginalTroller]

@031000ron1 we need to go to vegas.

[031000ron1]

@TheOriginalTroller There's two pennies beside you on the floor, and the number 1 just gave someone 2,500 dollars at roulette.

[dkmtom1]

@cocobug1000

Plus shipping

[4lligator]

@cocobug1000 typical hipster..

[RedTroopa]

@cocobug1000 What a crafty consumer!

[fuCopywrite]

@cocobug1000 since when has zoidberg had money?

[MKDsse]

lol the top comment has more thumbs up than the video has likes...

[Shivasyn13]

He always takes 8 even if it is only one for a lifetime :)

[MrBeezerWeezer]

(V) (*,,,,*) (V)

[roykoopa25]

he always takes eight.

[mercanaries3]

in the year 3000 people are using phones from 1950 and they still will be using TV's from the early 80's

lol....

[MultiSdgsg]

@mercanaries3 Furutama is a Hipster show. Everythings vintage.

[ElBarto3131]

@mercanaries3

Hipsters took over the world in 2101.

[inailboards]

@mercanaries3 If you are a true fan you would know that they are in a retro styled future, they are in what would be our 80's

[mercanaries3]

@inailboards

don't splurt out random B.S

>they are not.

>I never claimed i was a fan but i do watch it from time to time.

[454Casull]

@mercanaries3 I don't think they had touchtone in the 50s.

[mercanaries3]

@454Casull

no but i did see the 50's phone on another episode

lol

[iObsidian]

@mercanaries3 You need to also realise he was buying RECORDS. RECORDS IN 3000?

[mercanaries3]

@iObsidian

lol i know right? fucking 1920's shit

[seminoleboy96]

@mercanaries3 That is because tech hasn't improved since then haha. We have reached the peak of human civilization

[mercanaries3]

@seminoleboy96

Thats like saying we still use stuff from the 1980's

Were flat screen TV's around in 1983?

[seminoleboy96]

@mercanaries3 it was a joke

[wybmbf]

@seminoleboy96 We did NOT reach the peak of civilization.

When we have Zoidberg, THEN we're done.

[seminoleboy96]

@wybmbf no need to yell at me im going now

......

Woop woop woop woop woop

[slapbetman1]

@mercanaries3 But it possibly could be zoidberg's stuff

[MetroidJunkie2007]

@mercanaries3 Farnsworth is just that dirt poor.

[hectorg96]

@mercanaries3 and there still ising records fromthe 70's

[jibestboy]

a deal? i just bought all gta games on steam for 4,49€ because of the 10 year anniversary!

[Sir2Duke]

(\/)(;,;)(\/)

[DXIndustriesInc]

DEALS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!

GOOD NIGHT!

[PandaKewn]

@DXIndustriesInc ... How did I find you?

[TNAJeffHardy13]

COD fans.

[sticksanity]

@TNAJeffHardy13 COD fans buy alot of records?

[CLASHofTHElonders]

@sticksanity yes they do and while doing so they apply after bite to there calves from the miskito bites

[sticksanity]

@CLASHofTHElonders wait wait wait... i thought the cod fan stereotype is that they are very young, most of them wont know what the fuck a record is

[CLASHofTHElonders]

@sticksanity and yea they are twelve year old spoiled kids.....who wine and complain about stupid things

[J41mEV4rG45]

can someone please explain this to me?

[AangRaj]

That was David X. Cohen on the phone. :D

[EponymousKid]

@AangRaj Damn, you're right, good ear.

[sweet58441]

if its supposed to be the future why do they have a corded phone from the 70's?

[benjf99]

@sweet58441 Magic. *snort* *snort*



[KingoffKentucky]

@sweet58441

hipsters

[TheAlaar]

(V) (°,,°) (V) Zoidberg FOREVER!!!

[sergeantfan3]

I love how Zoidberg is so excited and Fry is so unamused LOL

[mikethemikeful]

What would you do for a Klondike Bar?

I'd take 8!

[TheCrush40Fan2313]

(V) (;,,;) (V)

[TheGhostSaint]

Need a new video idea?

(V) (;,,;) (V)

Why not Zoidberg?

[taylorover9000]

Zoidberg: $149.99 for Windows 7. WINDOWS 7!!! Hello? I'll take 8.

Guy: That'll be: $1199.92

Zoidberg: O_O

[123halofreak]

@taylorover9000 More like (V) (O,,,,O) (V)

[taylorover9000]

@123halofreak Lol

(\/) O,,,,O (\/)



[kjah11]

why do they have a mid 70's phone in the future ? xD

[TheAwesome45]

@kjah11 Why not?

[PhantomWerewolf]

@kjah11 they went retro. 2970 version of 1970 retro.

[LBkampen]

@kjah11 a few seasons where made around 1999

[Zoidberg815]

@kjah11 Lol, zoidberg is broke bro. =(

[Evilguf]

@kjah11 do not question the future

[cspj12]

@kjah11 because you can get 3 antique phones for only 3 payments of 14.99!

[Ionlyfearphobophobia]

@cspj12 Only 14.99 for a 3 phone set, 3 phones! Hello, i'll take 8.

[Maht25]

@kjah11 because Fry is poor :)

[Tallerico500]

@kjah11 There was a third (nuclear) world war, which cast civilization into the dark ages and not being able too technologically progress for a thousand years.

[NotTrollingAtAll]

Call of Duty 12?! Oh, Zoidberg at last you're becoming a crafty consumer... I'll take eight!

[ThunderGunGaming]

@NotTrollingAtAll CoD? a good game? HA!!!!

[crzysteve159]

TWO RECORDS!?!

[LeicesterGuy123]

Press 8 for 'hello i'll take 8'

[psoladin]

if the comment of WieFunktioniertMathe is the best one yet WHY IT'S NOT ON TOP RATED AND THERE IS A COMMENT ABOOUT HIS COMMENT?

[GroggleTheBirdAlein]

Zoidberg needs his own spinoff

[oOtasosOo]

1 guy doesn't unterstant Dr.zoidberg .ok bye bye guys woop woop woop woop

[blackmongoosegalvan]

ill take 8 computers to watch it 8 times

[metapwnzor]

one person isnt a crafty consumer



[dragos240alt]

@metapwnzor Really. You felt the need to post that for a chance of being top comment with a template that has been easily used over nine thousand times?

[metapwnzor]

@dragos240alt yes

[MichishigeShigehito]

i know longer have to look for a new accountant... nuff said

[DxExAxTxH6456]

how does he afford all of that 

[MrTwistedFox]

dislike bar is a ninja. hooray for doctor zoidberg! whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop :p

[TheChuchulainn]

"One art, please".

[TCal3772]

Isn't it hilarious that their in the year 3000 and yet they still use rotary phones. lol

[Popher]

@TCal3772 its clearly touchtone

[1trixxxxx]

@TCal3772 zoidberg couldnt afford another one!

[TheSwedishCobra]

1 person took one

[CAESARbonds]

I'll take nine :D

[cwejter]

the spoiler is in the title...

DUMPASS ಠ_ಠ

[Anniarchy]

Me during the Steam summer sales.

[samuriguy909]

@Anniarchy too bad steam doesnt eve let me buy shit. T_T. It denies my card

[visiousgodofwar]

@Anniarchy ikr

[Fz0077]

1 person actually did buy 8 records!

[asumbudee23]

the business model of America and debt

[Shadow7Assassin]

@kornmasterdan Well it turns out no one sold any shares so....

[kornmasterdan]

Apparently he hasn't learned his lesson from the sandwich he lost in the stock market.

[Unit047]

Wait, if Zoidberg is supposed to be Jewish, why does he suck at being cheap?

[lilsm555]

@Unit047 who said hes suppose to be jewish. Hes suppose to be a alien.

[Unit047]

@lilsm555 yeaaaah...

google "zoidberg jewish"

[lilsm555]

@Unit047 No dude if you read carefully you will see it says He has some KEYWORD some Jewish characteristics that doesn't mean he is suppose to be Jewish.

[Unit047]

@lilsm555 he has Jewish tenancies. Look into it.

[lilsm555]

@Unit047 LOL dude i just fucking said that it does not mean he is suppose to be jewish though.

[ThroughTheIsOfANoob]

i think one person misclicked dislike

[AngryOrcGames]

Pause at 0:05 for Paedo Face

[Vanja997]

1 person didnt see zoidberg

[Ernestotaku]

In Spanish(Spain) version he sais: I'll take eight hundred XD

[RofICopta]

(V)(*uuu*)(V) Woop woop woop

[Kaaxe]

and what's with the anccient phone?

[hej100]

I like how he buys the same records. 8 records with the same music xD

[ibignose]

@hej100 Ya... Thats the joke

[TheCryptidman]

Ey, Zoidburg, meyby you can share your records with the robut!

[ninjatroels]

I like it better that later in the episode he does the same thing with newspapers

[UnyieldingDefiance]

One art please.

[gidioter]

anyone noticed? he looks like Homer

[SamuraiGirl02]

@gidioter I think it's because of the similar art design as the Simpsons.

[PunchSydeiron]

It's the year 3004 and we'll still be using vinyl?

[alucard10w]

@PunchSydeiron earth was destroyed by aliens twice during the 1000 years so.....well you might have a point

[PunchSydeiron]

@alucard10w Well, they _did_ lose the technology for mass-producing wheels at some point. I guess that it's plausible that Mp3 technology somehow got lost in one of mankind's mass devastations. Or maybe the quality of vinyl records has increased (and they're possibly smaller,) making them a more viable music media in the future.

[alucard10w]

@PunchSydeiron well they still have mp3 tech because farnsworth metioned leela as sounding like a broken mp3 in A Tale of Two Santas, so I'm going with the increased quality

[PunchSydeiron]

@alucard10w I forgot about that. Futurama's been notorious for using our century's technology; the likes of which would be archaic even 15 years from now, let alone 1,000 years from now. The only real advancement in media that I can remember right off the bat are 70 million RPM hologram discs in "That's Lobstertainment!"

[alucard10w]

@PunchSydeiron they also have people pick how movies go...except they all say you pressed two, and when you say no i didnt they say I'm sure you pressed two and you end up watching calculon look over papers, and yes i agree although they have no idea what a led zeppelin or a jefferson starship is lol. also they still print newspaper and write on chalkboards (though the chalkboard writing can be viewed in an easier font

[PunchSydeiron]

@alucard10w Maybe the use of outdated technology almost 1,000 years from now is a joke in itself.

[alucard10w]

@PunchSydeiron yes you are probably right. also i love the terrible internet and the games that are played on video xD

[Kartoonkid95]

"Extra! Extra! Greatest opera of all time sucks!"

[alucard10w]

@Kartoonkid95 "I'll take eight!!!!" what suprised me most about this episode is that zoidberg has money!!!!

[adamstormhunter]

zoidburg is the most popular character

[redmetal48]

$119.92

[Nomis095]

@redmetal48 you sir, have gain 8 youtube points!

[jaykhunter]

Great quote. My favourite Futurama character :)

[tigertenaka]

Wait, they still have records in the year 3000?