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  • TABS PLEASE!

  • i love how people are saying you suck when they didn't actually hear you play an actual song lol, i say you post a vid of yourself playing a song or a riff to prove the haters wrong :P

  • But can he play smoke on the water?

  • You lost half you guitar!

  • nice guitar but you suck

  • you are bad guitar player

  • ugly guitar

  • can you upload a video where you actually play music, cs vids like this only prove that you cat play, at least play a scale on this speed and then talk about the world record. . . 

  • is that 7 strings

    

  • @dylankunaikennedy123 Errm, no, 6 strings?

  • This dude should b in nile and you guys are pussies

  • Oh come on you dicks, If you can do it and its something you love just do it if you can.

    Way more constructive practicing this sort of stuff than hitting the x-box or sitting on your ass.

    Most people I find who rag on fast players can do it or have not tried. You would not hassle a sprinter cause he cant finnish marathons? Or a sushi chef who cant do a good meat pie would you.

  • i have read the positive and negative comments here. yes, you are very good at picking REALLY fast. now, could you play something tuneful?

  • Point of this random videos?

  • no offence but you should pick from the wrist not the arm, this is because it causes muscle deformities, bu as a speed demo that was good.

  • Not to cramp your style but you have... no style. Your picking style is retarded even for a 2 month guitar beginner, the song sounds terrible, either your recording system or your guitar, or maybe even you but you just arent very good

  • Dude you suck at guitar.

  • Ugh.

  • good

  • Sounds very pleasant for my ears ! New hit ! Dying bumble-bee !

  • This is not hard, and where is the feeling, the musicality?

  • @razorstyle shut up faggot :DDD this wasnt meant to be musicial

  • That is very easy to do -_-

    You're just tremolo picking on one string, nothing hard.

  • 1 string pikker -.-

  • About as musical as a turd!

  • Chuck Norris on guitar, totally pointless speed

  • pointless to play that fast really....although it looks difficult to do and maintain....just finding it hard to think where and when it would be useful in a composition...!!!

  • FUUUCK ! THE QUITAR IS ON FIRE !

  • Major respects to you my friend! I've never seen anyone pick this fast and also i would very much like to here your band that plays 6 genres. In my experience this either means you guys are incrediblely talented and have alot diversity or your really pretentious but seeing the way you play, it makes me think you'll be really good!

  • the reason its got so many thumbs downs is because they cant play a guitar worth shit good video ur really good at guitar i look forward to looking at more of your videos

  • Thumb up if u would like to

    Fuck this video !! :D

  • Awefull

  • @Maytons, Dude, i would love your music, but your to full of yourself, and you usualy hit one single note or fret, insted if a multiple, it would also help if you put in some scales into it to add to rythm, your pickings fucking immense, but it's just the rythm thats "Ew", i checked bucketheads picking techniques, he uses the original pick positioning rather than a hooked shape :)

  • Wow, even Rusty Cooley and Francesco Fareri get more trolls than this guy, I don't see what the problem is at all. What do you guys expect from a video called, ''ULTRA SICK SPEED ALTERNATE PICKED?'' You obviously came hear to hear really fast picking, yet people are complaining about, surprise surprise, really fast picking.

  • Well I personally feel that if you are enjoying what you do and it makes you happy at the end of a long days work more power to ya! I have so many students that are afraid to post a vid due to the fact that so many haters jump on and attack people for what they love. As for your playing I'd say you have a cool thing worked out there and I'd enjoy sharing with you a few ideas to incorporate into what you're already doing my friend. All the Best! - Dannyjoe

  • SUCKKKK

  • wow! this can be extremly useful! ...NOT

  • i heavent really checked you out alot like your music, but thats some fast picking i havent seen faster. but just wondering if you can like shred some sweeps and shit pretty fast too? i'd imagine show you're really skilled,

    thanks bye :D

  • WEIRD

  • Alternate picking is cool if your right and your left hands are playing at the same speed.... At this video there is a man strumming the same note 30 times... so whats the point?

  • jerking off must take you like 3 seconds

  • @IAmCOTF you are bad at this.

  • The Guitarist Of Justin

  • My hands hurt just watching this. That's awesome stuff. I caught another of your videos and am going to put the alternate way to holding the pick into play to see if I can build up sped.

    Love the post man!

  • Good God people leave him alone. I'm sure he's a great guitarist who can masturbate at the speed of light. I know youre not jealous of him but something stupid is pissing you off and it makes you look a bit like your fighting an unwinnable argument

  • Ok, I'm sorry I upset you, you're not a bad guitarist, not great but not bad. However to label yourself as having comparable techniques to some of the best guitarists of our time is REALLY big headed, ego-centric and annoying. Frankly it pissed me off enough to even bother making a comment! Now I've got better things to do so you can have the last say if you like and claim my opinion is trash talk but labeling yourself as some sort of expert is asking for trouble from those who know better. Bye!

  • Does it take you 1.5 seconds to jack off?

  • Coming from someone who has yet to upload a single video I take your statement as a compliment! I'm also assuming that you just lied about watching all of my videos, as I have many. Can you tell me how many instruments I play? Or can you tell me how long I attended Interlochen Music Academy? You watched this silly video and took it as the full musical capability of the person who made it. Be honest or belittle yourself... your choice.

  • @Maytons ah yes the old I don't have any videos uploaded and therefore aren't entitled to to an opipion argument. I've had dozens of guitar tuition books published by many publishers and couldn't care less about uploading videos of myself. Learn to take critisism for YOUR videos it's YOUR choice to put them up. I do agree with you though it is a silly video which makes my point perfectly, if you had bothered making real guitar videos you'd get more positive than negative comments wouldn't you?

  • @EverythingSoundsBlue I take criticism just fine, from people who've actually heard my MUSIC. My band composes in 6 genres and it's all garbage? That's not criticism, that's trash talk.

  • @Maytons ALL OF YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP, I AM ARTICULATE BUT I'm not in an articulate mood--you are BOTH adults, and it shouldn't take a fucking 15 year old to tell you (even if the fight was already over) that youtube isn't for a bunch of whiny cat fights. Just watch the videos, jesus.

  • @EverythingSoundsBlue criticism*

  • @MrFoxyFoxy59 Wow I'm not much good at spelling without a spell checker thanks for pointing that out. I'm a published author...what do you think computers and publishing editors are for...I'll just pop to the library to read one of your books...maybe NOT! Why do people insist on making twats of themselves on youtube by correcting others spelling mistakes...it's bound to fucking happen!

  • @EverythingSoundsBlue Why do YOU even bother posting at this video in the first place? You are nothing but an ignorant shit :) Posting on a video just to trash talk another human being... Please, no wonder you're an author. No social competence what so ever huh? Douch

  • @EverythingSoundsBlue You weren't criticizing you were obviously just insulting. How about some proof on those "books".

    Obvious troll is obvious.

  • @Maytons What beach do you swim @ ??? < I WANT TO detect your gold ring !! < HAHA

  • @scarecrowdoe I hope it wasn't buckethead, satriani, shawn lane or any of the other virtuosos who have used this technique.

  • @Maytons funny, nice guitar man.

  • @Maytons An incredibly arrogant reply...you are NOT a virtuoso and should not even compare your technique (lack of it) to those in your answer as they are all far better musicians than you. A dose of humility is required as you clearly consider yourself to be much better than you really are. I've checked out all your vids and nowhere do you play anything worth listening to. Make some music instead of trying to show off and completely failing at even that.

  • @Maytons Except that they picked from the wrist and not the arm, just tossing this out there (p.s i think Shawn was the only one who held the pick at an upward angle among the guitarists you mentioned). To be constructive i think this has good speed, but it will be especially difficult to control with most of the motion coming from the elbow and the notes wouldn't be as defined and succinct when compared to wrist picking at the same speed.

  • @tastytasters Interestingly Buckethead actually picked like that a little bit in the past, but he stopped for some reason. ''Buckethead - Computer Master - Wetlands, NY 4/30/97'' is a video with him doing it,though I haven't seen him doing it at any other show. I think he was actually slightly sloppy-ish using that technique though.

  • @Maytons

    Learn to take criticism dude. There is no point to this video; any person you randomly pick from the street can spend 5 minutes on a guitar and pick like that. The tough part is to correctly pick every single note while doing it alternately and switching strings and at the same time. You just tremolo pick one string which is the reason your like/dislike ratio is 502/1047. JUST SAYIN.

  • @fatihalt Again, I describe this as a SILLY demonstration, though if you watch closely I use four strings, not one. I have actual MUSIC videos... Have you watched any of them?

  • @Maytons

    You did not get what I meant. I mean shredding. Like hitting 2-3 notes on one string, and then changing to another while playing at this very speed. You know what I mean. And no, I did not watch your other videos; and I also do not see the reason why you uploaded such a SILLY demonstration(since you admit it yourself).

  • @scarecrowdoe They used to execute people who talk like you type.

  • @metalmattm ok i dnt know why ur getting pissy ur a really goos guitarist. i jus made th coment about pickking. and but ya good joke.

  • you picked the wrong category, this is not Music ..........

  • What´s the point of this shit? I mean,who cares if you play super speed but you have no talent to play a good stuff in you guitar.This is so ridiculous.

  • lol hey dont play your guitar faster, im afraid your strings broken :D

  • please,never show this to a girl,here is a tip to get chicks using the guitar:

    try to do the guitar spin over your body;

    dont you never,ever,sit while playing to a girl;

    play some hard rock or maybe good metal stuff;

    take the felling from the deep of your soul;

    and please,buy a pretty guitar

  • @thedarthvitor You're full of shit lol

    guitar spin will earn you a broken guitar

    you see guys sitting and playing for chicks way more than standing

    a lot of chicks like hard rock/metal, yes, but they also like blues and soft, chill acoustic music a lot as well. You know, some of the shit you may hear on the radio.

    The feeling from within your soul is legit, I suppose...

    but that IS a pretty guitar. Man, you'd have those hot goth/emo babes all over you if you play one of those things good.

  • sounds like a moskito

  • I see a bad case of carpal tunnle in your future! lol =D

  • he must be awesome at masturbating

  • @TheOneSammy wow is that all you can think of? a man wanking cos he can pick fast, you must be gay.

  • @ragingLIAM and you B fuck you , its a joke cmon

  • @TheOneSammy im just sick of cunts, you can wank fast cos we can pick fast.....

  • @TheOneSammy picking and masturbating are completly different techniques,i cant masturbate as fast as i pick ( :

  • yeah okay, you're fast, but can you also play REAL music?

  • great its fast, but sounds like shit

  • nice! is that indian music?

  • @IAmCOTF Old School 1984 BC Rich Stealth

  • That's almost shivering. It won't help you in playing songs.

    Basically it's a skill, but not much use.

  • Stocks for aleve just went up....

  • i might be just as fast as this Maytons

  • try to play agustin pio barrios' guitar piece called "the bumblebees".. it'll suit your very pickin style dude...

  • I want to see you playing note by note in this speed.

    DIFFERENT NOTES!

  • @Lightyy93 lol

  • ever hear the phrase "one trick pony"

    i think we all just did

  • @joeylodes its not even one trick here.one trick would be for him to play scales alternate picked crossing strings and maintain the same speed.But the fact that he has so many views and sick players on youtube have only a few clearly shows that people are mostly interested about circus acts...and not for players with real skills and abilities....

  • @denisgiann well done, you finally caught on!

  • Playing something poorly (or that sounds uninteresting) very fast is not particularly impressive.

  • I think u should try to do something musical with it. Maybe that theme from Pulp Fiction..?

  • LIXO!

  • :D

    its written above dude:

    PROBABLY TO SUSTAIN HIS ULTRA SICKNESS

    xD

  • is there a purpose to this?

  • Que bobagem

  • thats the fastest tremolo picking i ever heard he should go to the studio.

  • enjoy wanking mate

    you obviously do it too much

  • ever heard of tremolo picking because its not too crazy or hard to do...

  • this guy is such a tool

  • you should get the show "time warp" taping you.

  • readed my mind

  • It's fast, but sloppy as all fuck pal.

  • @AdamFisher lol there's no such thing as unsloppy at 28beats per second

  • Doesn't sound that fast to me, and the video framerate (or whatever it is, not sure) is too low to see.

  • @Lightyy93 he'd get cock burn on his hand XD

  • LOL

  • Not to mention he'd rub his pecker raw....

  • i guess he cant do alternate picking without speeding it???

  • parece un motor k horrible

  • boring

  • Kinda, but on the other hand it is what he said the video would show: ultra sick speed alternate picked

  • whats that guitar? looks awsome

  • 1984 BC Rich Stealth.

    =D

  • @Maytons Looks like the Chuck Schuldiner one in shape :D

  • @mladen639 You are correct. This is a 1984 BC Rich Stealth...  A real classic! =)

  • lol cool

  • amazing picking!

  • get the wasps away!! oh its the picking.

  • jajja eso que

  • lololol

  • you could have allot of fun with this guys right hand if you catch my drift XD

  • this is gay how long did it take to do that? what did you accomplish in life? exactly nothing.

  • @benbery10 this guys accomplished more then you flamer.

  • i admire your speed but only one string is being picked.

    if your so fast, try playing that flight of the bumblebee song

  • De que te vale ir tan rapido? suenas fatal....

  • JODA XD

  • menuda perdida de tiempo

  • AMAZING DUDE you know how to.... SHIT

  • could you play music?

  • que hace una mierda como tu, con una guitarra asi ?

  • even if it isn't fake...it sounds like shit

  • que lixo

  • WHF ??

  • Amazing :D

    Sad it is with floydrose but even that i would buy but since isnt in brazil the tax ll be very high to import it

  • all that fast alt picking says nothing,does nothing and will do nothing for your phrasing. Back to the drawing board kid.....

  • yea? lets see you play that fast. then you can talk. im not saying i can, but im sure u cant

  • @xerikx1435 Playing is BOTH hands in use, left and right and doing some cool stuff.Imagine you're going on the stage.Would you "play" something like that?

  • @xerikx1435 actually I can, and even faster.

  • OK, now synch the left hand with the right and you will be actually playing..paul gilbert like.

  • liked the stealth :)

    isnt bcrich is it?

  • Yup, 1984.  May soon be for sale!

    =Dave

  • How much?

  • I'd take 2k for the Stealth. It's been seen by at least 25 million people.

    =D

  • @Maytons

    Sounds fair for it's popularity.

  • post another video of something that sounds good,,that super fast alternate picking sounds like ultra doody to me,,,,,the only dude hoo can play that fast and make it sound GOOD is rusty cooley

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  • Awesome melodies!!!!!! Next time tell the demolition crew outside your window to keep it down a little.

  • LOL It's the new military Drone!

    =D

  • I want to see you do some left hand shit without distortion, anyone can kick on some ridiculous distortion and pick one note, if you jack off enough your hand is bound to super fast :P

  • "strictly alternating downward and upward picking strokes in a continuous run"

    Your doing a tremolo.

    Not alternate picking. Its ok I guess, seen a lot of guitarist with sick tremolo tho.

  • idk, theres a lot of guitarists who can pick that fast. I wouldnt know how i would compare to this only because i havent recorded myself to observe or directly compare to others. anywho, cool guitar. And yup. 4/5

  • dude, do humanity a favor and stop playing guitar....thats really bad

  • stop by my channel for a taste of my music.

    =Dave

  • hurtin

  • that's better than the chuck schuldiner tribute stealth it has a neck pickup and a locking trem!

  • dude thats sick

  • what kind of strings do you use

    0.10, .09?

  • I use .08's, they're hard to come by though.

    =Dave

  • .08s are hard to come by? :)

    Pull the other one, you can order guitar strings from 1000 different sites in your local area right now and all of them will stock 8s :D

  • nice guitar ! whats the make of that ?

    yeah hes fast

  • Thanks bud. It's an old school 1984 BC Rich Stealth.

  • does anybody think this sounds good. cuz i dont

  • If I were in fact a woman... AND had the free time you had, I think I may just have found a use for this but seeing as I don't have that kind of time, nor am I a woman... I'll just enjoy the sex instead :]

  • I hear that U had time to spare.. Nice to have a hobby :)

  • nice but where do you need that kind of picking? i bet nowhere

  • METAL!!

  • well some people like useless talents lol

  • xD owned !

  • You need alternate picking at all solo's it makes you more organized and faster.

  • i mean that 100000000000bpm speed, you don't need that 100000000000000bpm speed for anything.. of course alternate is good but you can't benefit that kind of fast picking anywhere cause your fret board hand doesn't work that fast what picking hand does =)

  • Well i don't mean like  1 trillion bizzilion bpm but if you have like a normal fast Solo it is indeed very usefull.

  • yeah

  • That kind of picking is great for creating the great atmospheres Black Metal is known for. It is also used in Death Metal. Vader, Morbid Angel, Immolation, and etc use that technique a lot as well.

  • well to be honest i haven't hear any black/death metal song where's that fast picking

  • Death Metal: "Essential Salts" by Nile

    Black Metal: "Cascade Cavern Catharsis" by Imperial Crystalline Entombment