CKY - Chinese Freestyle

[ericlikespenus]

he's 10x better than drake

[jpk92]

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[BrodieStewartCKY]

i know

[BrodieStewartCKY]

Who disliked this ?

[mangos420]

@BrodieStewartCKY some chinks with no sense of humor

[martinlolz568]

hahahahhhahahahahaahhahahahaha­hahahahah lmfao

[bradavis11]

I used to watch this over and over and over on CKY2K!

[VGMasterFreak]

24 people are Chinese LOL!

[masterkudjo]

THIS HAD ME IN TEARS, YEEEAAA BOY THIS IS THE BEST

[papastiffy]

...ching chong choowee. i got you from tiawan sissy, and hong kong i can smoke a bong and do it all night long and dont mistake me for a vietcong.

[TheFrogman112]

want my buffee? you fucking gay

[GuruFrancesco]

@TheFrogman112 buffet*

[TheEvilMelon]

I can kick you, higher than you can kick me, I can kick you way up into a tree.

[ProjectMaty]

whos that chick on the right at 1:04 ?

p.s .... this rap rules :D

[dronus]

Wat fag. Cantceven post the full thing. BOOOooo [{°__•}]

[BROO666]

i remeber this shit classic!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jusingibbons1488]

I seen him rap live. When I was on a tattoo tour its not the whole vid

[EpicMan4224]

Rucka Rucka Ali? what happened?!

[rocci2Be]

post the hole video douches

[MegaMartinez98]

Siic!

[noahZOMG]

its not the full version?

[DJJAYMAC1]

This is sick bro, Funny as shit.

[chbaseballisbest]

add me

[phoenixokazaki]

Racist, sexist and homophobic. You commenters are all twats .-.

Also, this song is so crap. And racist. Eurgh, you people..

[joobahoob]

@phoenixokazaki it's rap ofcourse it's crap/ it's 2011 racism is funny loosen up man

[cope2k]

@phoenixokazaki - fucks like you cant take a joke and cause all the problems. Settle down stupid and relax.

[socko2001]

watching this + freinds family = fuckin great times

[theberzerker34]

funny as fuck

[TheJackassparks]

see my jackass pageee =)

[nabt22]

boobies

[HudsonReviver3]

That bitch laughing ruins it. Get back in the kitchen!!

[theplaidmonkey]

damn i remember seeing this in 6th grade lol. i still know all the words to this.

[jasonganley1996]

first time I saw this was three years ago an It's hilarious

[lSnowcapl]

cky=good.......jackass = homosexual.

[james0tequilla0kirk]

everytime I hear Nicki Minaj i think of this song

[Mmmathers4]

I'm glad youtube hasn't removed this because of the tits.

[jondoe4sho]

-is surprised sombody that never heard of cky found this video and openly admitted to never watching the movies.

[OstrovskyMax]

Where I can find background music? I want to sing it in shower!

[10qaws]

wheres theend i come from hong kongi smoke a bong n shit i first heard this when i was 13 so great

[ProZayScious]

what is CKY? lol so sorry i dont kno :X

[1997enigma]

@ProZayScious CKY (Camp Kill Yourself) isa show created by Bam Margera, Ryan Dunn, Chris Pontius ect. in westchester around 1998/1999.

[Mmmathers4]

@1997enigma Close, it was a band made by Chad I Ginsburg and Bam's brother Jess Margera, and Bam named his movies after the band to help promote the band and his skating.

[1997enigma]

@Mmmathers4 oh okk

[Gias1]

@ProZayScious it's like jack ass,

movies made by bam and his friends before they joined Jack-ass.

There are 4 of these movies featuring, jokes, skateboarding, and improper behavior. but very funny.

I like it better then jack-ass

[keVinruLezkg]

@Gias1 5 

[tsken2k]

Free boobs at 00:58

[44magLover]

as jealous as I am of their money, you have to appreciate their sucess. Shows that a bunch of goofy kids who been friends all life can make it happen.

[MOD853]

whats the "background track" called? :)

[gkee81]

I can tip toe while u take a piss lmao :D

[AsotoDC]

Actually dico has a job as a stuntman for movies

[MMJ420Gardener]

RIP DUNN

[DanDanNissanMan]

gold

[MyFaveVideoGameOSTs]

Remember when Brandon shit on Ryan's face?

[SOADFOREVER123]

@MyFaveVideoGameOSTs Then Ryan pissed on Brandon's

[TWINKEY129]

@MyFaveVideoGameOSTs brandon never shit on ryan dunns face he smeared a shitty toilet paper on his face and stuck the tp in his ear. then ryan pissed on brandons face while he slept. pure comedy!!!

[247jakee]

@MyFaveVideoGameOSTs it waz wipped not shit on ... remeber whn ryan peed on him xD

[molesticles]

@MyFaveVideoGameOSTs Congratulations! on your top rated comment.



[MyFaveVideoGameOSTs]

@molesticles lol i never expected it yay my life is now complete

[TheIzach123]

@MyFaveVideoGameOSTs remember when ryan pissed on dicos face?

[marcusb618]

@MyFaveVideoGameOSTs Yes. It was hilarous! xD

[sleeeeep]

titties on youtube!!

[AAAAAAAARRGHH]

OOAAAHHH!!!!

[swanskdb]

every body wanna see me throw a fireball!! classic line

[MrDaniel199019]

8 years later and still lovin it hahah

[jhaq26]

hah boobs on youtube

[cjdobbs042285]

Want my buffett!? You fuckin' gay!

[DylanRiggs14]

fucking wack dude

[joeyoh9292]

If this WAS done on the spot, he totally dick rapes every other rapper alive.

[BullpwhoTV]

@joeyoh9292 but it WAS done on the spot. Thats what makes it so good is that this is complete freestyle. Brandon Dico is amazing at freestyle

[iHaveEyedeas]

@joeyoh9292 yeah he dick rapes most, but not all, peep Eyedea's freestyles.

[skun1987]

zajebiste. kurwa ma ktoś instrumentall?

[omgturbotodlers]

the girl at the beginning that laughs is hot

[omgturbotodlers]

who is the girl who laughs her ass off if anybody knows tell me

[moose1989]

@omgturbotodlers it's Jenn Rivell, Bam's ex girlfriend

[foodiggler]

fun stuff all the way!!

[TheNoisePolluter]

Why's he say: Who wants to taste my nipple sound" at the begining???

[omgturbotodlers]

@TheNoisePolluter general sou. its a chinese food

[freshdank9416]

@TheNoisePolluter No, It's "Who wants a taste of my general sou"

[JoeAdamify]

so when you don't pay your chinese food they will kick you

way up into a tree and put fucking soy sauce in your shoe

[nini073210]

haha nice 0:56

[thestartledwitch]

ALL HAIL DICO!!!! xD

[chale3169]

dont post unless you download the whole fucking song ass!!

[ICanSnipeCanU]

CKY2K

[ninjapicklez69]

im eating chicken chowmain right now... lol



[HIM666dark6light]

Better than the piece of shit P Diddy anytime

[jnchin89]

the style sounds like Andy Milonakis

[RockstarBurnzy]

i know a girl who looks EXACTLY like the chick at 1:22

[TheUndeadArmy911]

what movie is this off?

[infaroot]

@TheUndeadArmy911 cky

[TheGloriousNosebleed]

But I like fried rice

And I ain't got lice

Ching chow woo ching wang woo weise

That ain't nice

[sw1tched]

this dude rules i fuckin love this....especially when he does the bruce lee sound

[MrEulenmensch]

love the beat and brandon of course :D

[Luke874]

Watch this, I can take a tip-toe while you piss!

AWESOME

[musico81986]

Where's the rest of it?

[StickySmurff22]

You need this song on itunes

[kjatl2323]

Oh My God! he is the greatest

[NakedCodes]

best shit ever ehhh

[jdcampos16]

boobs 0:58

[blahk1234454]

Old CKY was the shit.

[cburn12345]

tight ass song that will never get old...fuck all the money

[baconator490]

he would be rich as hell if this was recorded and sold, instead he did stupid crap on cky and probably got nothing

[iamsuperman420]

i guarantee ALL of those guys...not just bam have no money problems.

[themosquitogod]

@iamsuperman420 ha! the way they blow money on stupid crap? if mike tyson can go bankrupt im sure these "nobodies" will have no problem running low on cash

[rtgerwaski]

Nowadays yes your right. Back when this was filmed. They didn't have a dime. Most of Cky was edited because Bam had an in with Toy Machine before he really went for this. He was just able to use some equipment his friends in the industry owned. To be fair. I'm sure Bam is really the only one with real bank. Go to Chesterwood you'll probably see Dicamillo workin a coffee shop part time, just trying to keep the most amount of money he's ever had.... not a bad thing.@iamsuperman420

[ChuckNorisCanSeeCena]

@iamsuperman420 nahhhh... on MTV cribs Chris Pontius (is that how u spell his last name?) was livin in his car but idk if that was before Wildboyz

[LilCeezy]

@iamsuperman420 Wrong.....Bam is the only one with lots of money. Dunn has money too. Rake has a real job as a scientist. Raab-no job. Dico-No job(but awesome)

[NyCDeViL9010]

@LilCeezy Rake Yohn is currently a scientist?! Wow!! Didn't think he looked the part lol. But yeah he did spit a lot of knowledge on the show...talk about buzzkill!

[McXamson]

Watch this...I can tip toe while you take a piss...in my bathrobe spy on you while your little boy shits HOOOOIIIYAAAAH!

[DuskReaper92]

and if you want a little mint that's 50 cent, bitch!

[JBthree24]

"Want my buffet? YOU FUKIN GAY!" best part

[meiyobushirider]

fail. it wasnt full.

[TheDudeYouNeverKnew]

is there anyway 2 get the instrumental of this?

[ragingmonkey909]

the last time i saw this, i was in 8th grade watching it at a friend's house. it was the first time i saw cky.

6 years later i still love this clip.

[muthafuckaaa]

EXACTLY SAME xD

[imbored3514]

@ragingmonkey909 you dumb shit cock ass retard, how could you have possibly watched this "6" years ago if it was made in 2007 and its 2010 now, and it was 2009 nwqhen you posted the comment. Use your mind next time you lie ;)

[ragingmonkey909]

@imbored3514 i could be really mean and condescending, but i won't. cky was released in 1999. this youtube video was put up in 2007.

i'm glad we had this chat :)

[bohemianmoomin]

@ragingmonkey909 Respect to you for taking the high road. There's no glory in ripping into someone who's mentally retarded.

[imbored3514]

@ragingmonkey909 ass cock liarrr

[immaeatchoo11]

@imbored3514 oh damn someones pissed...

[sw1tched]

@imbored3514 You stupid fucker this clops like 11 years old

[spongetyler93]

@ragingmonkey909 who was your friend cause i showed it to all my friends in 8th grade lol

[infaroot]

@ragingmonkey909 im with you on that one

[InFlamesPk]

@ragingmonkey909 Make that 7 years later. :]

[KleptoEdits]

@ragingmonkey909

i was in 5th grade. :).

[Harrisabd]

@ragingmonkey909 same!!!!

[videogirlrocks101]

Brandon Dicamillo is hott!!

[tensortrucks00]

going bald

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[brandonS911]

i like fried rice & i got lice!!! lol

[mysy1995]

thats not even all of it.

[destinystruth]

0:58

18+!!!

[killbill91]

that not 18+... her titties are way too saggy

[klsc403]

exactly what i was thinking if anything is 84+

[realvek]

You cut off the end!

[Nikon05]

those girls had nice racks!

[brady313]

lmao trying to fry chinease ppl?

[2MinuteSoup]

lol this songs crack up xP

[MachuMacKerson]

Watch this i can tip-toe while you take a piss in my bathroom spy on you while you're little boy takes a shit lmao!! HUUUUYAAAH!

[MADEIN561]

dats not all of it

[VikingStyle666]

lmfao brandon is hilarious

[Apathetik666]

want my buffet? .. you fucking gay

[drewlikesmetal]

Ching chong chewwee :P

[SkootSucksAtLife]

the girl at 1:21 is so god damn hot. omg whats her name?

[rhaoth]

Is that fucking Bree Olsen @ 1:21 !?!?

[angelicxpretty]

WANT MY BUFFET? YOU fucking gay!

[mkw8989]

Best song by best band ever

[andros1984]

0:57 MY FAVORITE LINE:

"Wah, when I hit you with a shit, do a split, take a shit, after you eat my shit, kung fu."

[callero16]

huh @.@

[nimodaras]

awsome cool