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  • my dad has this routine mastered , he's 75

  • So Ryan - what's your problem with hot dog vendors? I didn't see you do the "spread the mustard move."

  • Dude - take this routine into the retirement homes. They would eat it up.

  • Not sure if serious or just trolling

    but i m gonna try this out!

    Challenge for looking cool accepted!

  • Possibly the whitest thing ever made.

  • if you moves to do at night watch some jerk vids 

  • if you moves to do at night watch some jerk vids

  • hahaha 80´s back

    

  • guys, no, its not for night clubs, it for havin a great time at disco parties!! woot!!!

  • This video is so fuckin' gay! :D

  • this is stupid. where'd you get the "advice" from movies?

  • omg.. all u should not do in this video.. very funny..

  • Ganz ehrlich es gibt genug neues aber das hier muss man sich echt nicht antun

  • after a copple of drinks, u are the best dancer EVAR!

    i think there is no need to know rules about being cool

    better than that

    DRINK A LOT NEAR THE BALCONY AND THEN GO DANCE!

  • welcome ladies and gentlemen, here you see the best example why men can´t dance.

  • u faggot?

  • 944 likes??????

  • at 3:41 i unsubscribed... OMG... wats this the forrest gump dance????

  • trapaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas!!!!!!!!!

  • LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

  • "Sweet Disco Moves that will help you stay virgin forever"

  • well yeah, honestly you're like a dork and those moves aren't totally cool! Na-ah, not helpful at all

  • Are you from Poland?:)

  • Gaay!!

  • 3:15 its look like sims (the game) ;D

  • haha! ew?! hahahahahaha

  • Tom was the cat.

  • Nobody dances like this in a disco!

  • Not cool at all!

  • you look like a dork

  • This is pure fun xD

  • He forgot the "taking a shit" and the ever famous "tattooing a unicorn"!

  • GAY

    XD

  • Jesus...

  • IT IS COOL! and fun. Thanks for sharing. It is going to be fun tonight!

  • This is amazing: the dorkest man in the world trying to explain you how to be cool.

  • No matter how much bouncing you do, you do not look cool. lol

  • Watching this makes me want to kill myself after killing this son of a bitch for making a worthless video

  • vielleicht als gag!!! und auch nur wenn man das mit mind. 10 anderen gleichzeitig macht!! aber nicht um in der disco gut bei frauen anzukommen!! :D

  • Das meint der nicht ernst oder?

  • get a life!

  • hmm im hungry, might go cook up some pancakes.

  • I am a hot dog vendor and i find this offensive!!!!!!

  • 3 rules of looking like a fukin retart

    

  • Are these disco moves for people over 40?

  • this fuus a retard !!! NOW PASS THE DISHES !!!!

  • doin´that u get either laughed or beaten up like shit..

    wanna look cool at dancin´?! do it with a hot girl and u´re fine!

    Do not copy these moves, with such moves.. no hot girl.. and with no hot girl u´re not fine!

  • disco stu tanzt auch mit du!

  • OMG I LOVE THIS!

  • ich und eine freundin haben gestern nacht mit ähnlichen moves die tanzfläche gestürmt und zu 2. die schwulsten tanzmoves die es gibt ausprobiert :D

    die leute waren geschockt xD

  • fucking faggot

  • Remember the 3 rules of looking cool guys!

  • Is this really how I look like in a nigh club?

    I will never dance again!

  • in what kinda disco do you go? clowns disco?

  • I love you man...cant stop dancing now!!

  • LOVE IT!!!!!!!!...thanks for making me laugh on this very slow day at work!!...WORK THAT FLIGHT ATTENDANT MOVE!!!....plus you're way cute mister!

  • lol that's not disco moves shake your ass dude

  • too bad that the 80´s are over :(

  • Seatbelt? More like jack off the passenger.

  • ahahahaha, this is hilarious... so cool :)

  • is he serious or?

  • mouse holes ??

  • ur a fucking idiot!! ya look sound dumb n look dumb u dumb shit! ahahaha fuck you

  • he is sooo cool

  • hahaha he is definitely not serious

  • i think my girlfriend would kill me if i would dance like this!

  • wtf? dishes, exits? LOL

  • The pants are way gay dude

  • WTF???

    

  • i was kinda expecting a thats 70's show i will survive thing 0_o

  • you look like you got bald at an early age - kind of like Prince William of UK. how old are you?

  • i like these disco moves! they look really cool!

  • you are cute even though you are balding.

  • Gay disco moves..!!

  • IS IT ME R IS HE SHAPED A BIT WEIRD

  • @az09187 WAIT I THINK HE MAY BE WEARING A DIAPER THATS IT

  • 0:25 CasperWHAT?

  • fez from that 70s show dance better than him learn the lessons from the shows

  • Is dancing really supposed to be some kind of pantomime?! But I guess this IS fun- if you see others dancing like this.^^

  • MOW THAT LAWN

  • @TheRepairDude CAN I EAT UR SHITTER

  • @TheRepairDude Bärenkasperle

  • Rule #2... I hate head bobbers... there is no place on the disco round for head bobbers

  • Dude!! Disco was more than fancy moves you see in the 70's movies. It was latin dancing. Move those hips!! Move your feet, for pete's sake!! Think Latin dancing, then you can add the fancy moves.

  • so gay

  • Tom doesn't come out of a mouse hole....Jerry does.... You must have some really small cats

    

  • hehe so fun...-ny :P

    make me laugh.... good one

  • this sounds fun actually.

  • gay dance =)

  • hahaha jetzt weiß ich was ich NIEMALS machen werdeDDD

  • absolut GAYY

  • du lappen wir haben nicht 1980 haha

  • in welchem jahrhundert lebst du alter :D

  • @TheMasterAlbert Ich hab's mir au gedacht, so tanzt doch keiner mehr! :D

  • @TheMasterAlbert 2008 :D

    

  • oh , when I see someone dancing like that on the floor... I will laugh for the rest of the party.. writing a test, pooring butter.. oh If I see someone doing that on the floor, then I know that this person has watched this video. ohahahaooh))

  • gay. 

  • hm.... irgendwie.... mach ich das nich so... ich suche nur tipps. aber was ich bisher gesehen habe is einfach nur arm :D

  • Does this video in German for Dork? just because I use the Google translator ... I'm so stupid xD

  • Could we have the 70s again? Apart from the rubbish politics, people wore silly colorful clothes with glitter and funky cut fabrics, they had rubbish cool wheels, danced happy dances, exchanged sexual diseases in discotheques, enjoyed drugs, and had some bright horizons. Sarchasm was not yet invented and corporate logotypes were not yet fashion; in general, clothes did not have words on them and music was played with instruments. All I say is, Stanley TIbbits in Foul Play.

  • cooler typ :D

  • yes i like this ...............nice one !!!!

  • yes i like this ...............nice one !!!!

  • try these move in a disco and freak everyone out....

  • Yeahhh! great!!!!!!!! vid!

  • 2008 :D

  • exit signs are green.......

  • nice nice nice..ehehehhehhe and funny too!

  • he doesn't have enough vowels in his name.... instant disco fail

  • I WAS THERE. YOUR THE BEST. ALL DISCO WAS, WAS FUN

  • All it takes is watching this for 6 mins, tryiong this out in a club and ur screwd

  • Stupid fuck

  • What a Doucheee !

  • I like this stuff! Bet it feels great.

  • i gotta go to a dance on sunday, im 13, havent went to a disco in my life, any tips?

  • There's only 1 rule about disco: FEEL THE GROOVE BABY!

  • Rule #1, dance how you want to dance, there are NO rules.

  • retard

  • are you fucking kiddin me?

  • lawn mower<3

  • Those moves will get you humiliated and laughed at or even kicked out

  • 3 rules of looking like a fool :D

    sry xD

  • he said classic damnit morons -.-

  • Lol nobody dances like this u retard

  • @Paumonsu stop talking idiot.

  • @Paumonsu this is funky disco (classic) you fuckin retard. "Modern" disco moves are not even considered "dances"

  • yay i like those moves

  • I'm 14 and I think disco or 60s 70s 80s music is the only music worth listening to I wasn't around then but I love it anyways thanks for the video it rocks

  • u forgot the coolness outside

  • that isn't sweet, that's fucking SWEEEET :P

  • Can i turn getting dissed in the club my hot bitches into a dance move? cause im gona be getting allot of that listing to you..

  • my dancing has disco influences bt this sucks man...

  • what about the masturbation move?

  • 3 Rules of looking like the biggest retard ever.

    

  • Browsing through these comments, theres a ton of hate. Whatever happened to dancing being fun? Back when it wasn't about "being cool" or "if it was gay". Positive ratings, horrible comments. He did a great job educating. You think you can do better? Make a video response and prove me wrong.

  • Just Kidding ... we never seen that shit... sep maybe early 80's napoleon dynamites

  • the title is Disco Moves.... were any of you that are leaving comments even around in the 70s>>>>>didnt think so SO SHUT UP

  • loooooooooooooool sure, looks REALLY cool [/sarcasm]

  • such a queer

  • if you need to learn how to be cool then guess what ? you're not and you'll never be

  • gay much? lol

  • what a 'Doosh Bag'

  • When you dance like that, you'll be the absoulte idiot. :D

  • FAIL

  • i cant hold myself stiff even when im watchin it :)) great

  • thts nice learing of dance

  • i think these moves are great.

    1. we go to disco to have fun and this is a good way to have fun

    2. most people look stiff when they dance. with some of these moves you avoid looking stiff.

    3. if you use these moves you are different from 99% of the people in there and you will be noticed in a positive way.

  • so i can turn all everyday activities into a dance? hi'll try jacking of as a dance move!

  • this is kind of dumb lmao

  • 172 People are Fat ;)

  • I love the 3 rules! I will you them in everyday life!

  • ya ur gonna be looking pretty cool doing that shit, you'll get all the ladies doing that

  • Tom is the cat, you tool >:O

  • Why a mousehole and a orange exit they are Always GREEn

  • love it hahahahahaha. I will do these moves in the disco hahaha. Gonna be funny.

  • my head is banging ,not bouncing , after watching this

  • Exits and Mouseholes were famous in Victorian times.

  • Umm..SERIOUSLY ?!

  • Welcome Disco 1975^^

  • Is this serious?

  • After your done with this dance, make sure you EXIT EXIT EXIT!! and get in your car fuck the seatbelt!!

  • @oo0hNoo0 dont forget mask with a paper bag

  • @oo0hNoo0 Your comment is hilarious but, dude, this is DISCO we're talking about. It's inherently dorky, right? He's only showing it to us... :-)

  • YES!! FINALLY.... I look cool now bro.

  • it´s quite old, isn´t it?

  • Ryan@podcastgo fTw

  • 123

  • best dancemove ever!! -> watch?v=SZ9wPMERY1U

  • i will never get those 6 minutes back...

  • Jerry is the mouse, you fuck.

  • u forget the wind-mill ...........

  • im 22, me & my girlfriends go out to the clubs every weekened & get drunk & dance hehe ^_^ it would be nice to learn some new disco moves, but this video sucks. i already know all this stuff, this is probably a beginers video. but dont make fun of the vid for that, beginers need to learn too, so this is good for younger kids out there who wanna learn how to dance so they can make an impact on the dancefloor when theyre older ;D

  • There's 6 mins of my life I'd like to have back.

  • I didn't know hot dog vendors were into disco...

  • @Direness Barry White's job before hitting it big was a hot dog vendor.

  • @meanhead1337 Good to know!

  • Used in: /watch?v=zJ9pYCaqSHk&feature=r­elated

  • Good way of making a fool out of yourself... haven't seen anyone dancing like this.

  • @PACman6131 least he can dance buddy

  • ööhhh..."dancer an choreographer has got tips to get some on face ..."

  • is this legal?

  • It looks like a flight attendant showing the exit points just after taking some crack.