GREEN DAY LIVE!!! Billie Joe tells a story from his childhood (FUNNY!!!)

[mehe483]

funny me and my brother share the same age difference i'm 14 he's 17 i suppose i shouldn't be suprised my birthday is the same day as billies too so somehow i'm managing to share the same childhood. (minus the drinking piss part).

[greendaykicksass1101]

i fell bad for jason white, he has to play that before the lobotomy intro while billie tells a story

[peaceeluuver108]

I love story time with Billie! -3 He is so freakin cute its not even funny, and he probably doesnt even know it! I love you Billie in the nonweirdest way possible!

[dooggyloover]

I love how he says "SO I DRANK PISS." xDDD

[boggerrocker]

i couldve lived a long happy life not knowing that :/

[grdyfn1]

Is drinkin piss really for anyone besides Tre???

[AmyJoeRamone]

Can anybody write what Billie said? I'm italian and I just understood that he drank piss something like 10/11 times and that the first time it happened was his brother David's pee xD and I heard something about a David's boner too, but that's all. LOL

[onlyiasip]

@AmyJoeRamone do you understand spanish??

[AmyJoeRamone]

@onlyiasip yes

[onlyiasip]

@AmyJoeRamone "esto fue hace mucho tiempo yo tengo un hermano mayor llamado David y mi mama usalmente nos bañaba juntos.Yo tenia 14 y el 17 haci que no es un gran problema. jaja no. yo tenia 3 y el tenia como 5 y teniamos porotos verdes de cena y entonces yo no se que paso pero estabos sentados en esta tina y mi hermano tuvo como una pequeña ereccion y un hilo de orina salto y callo justo en mi boca. ESTA HISTORIA ES REAL!! haci que bebi orina pero saben,bebi orina como 10 u 11 veces desde ahi.

[AmyJoeRamone]

@onlyiasip thank you :D

[greenday3327]

his youngest son will be turning 14 this september @izzydizzy232

[izzydizzy232]

he is sooooooooo cool

how old is his youngest son?

[dooggyloover]

LMFAO I love story time!! xD Especially with Billie telling them. They're always so funny!!! I love when he ways "so I drank piss!" xD

[whatshernames1039]

I once to drank pee. I was taking a shower and my older sister asked me if I wanted apple juice and I was like "Yes apple juice in the shower awesome"needless to say it wasn't apple juice and I don't trust my sister any more.

[ibuttersgirdog]

Eww k we didnt need to know that XD GREEN DAY FOREVER!!!

[vogtfilms]

did anyone notice he always tells storie in before the labotomy

[banjoman90]

fuck, i did not need to know that

[icefawnz]

is that Before the Lobotmy in the backround? lol

[Iskippedaheratbeat]

I had a bad experience with piss too...

my little sister (she was about 2) was jumping naked on my bed, and pissed all over me! ewww... it kinda sucked!!!

[TheBillielover]

story time

[13StarRox]

i love billie's stories

[regalstudent1]

i was at that concert =] best one ive been to

[BJGreenDay95]

can someone tell me what he is telling?

i'm from spain so, i don't understand very well what he sais, only some words :S

[ponziXmusicXlover]

lolol why did he add in the fact that they had greendeans or somethin for dinner? hahaha how did he remember that!

[CasieLeighConn]

@BlueburryStorm13, LOL I KNOW THAT ONES FREAKING HILARIOUS!! :)

[Greendayrocks789]

Hahaha he has the best stories! xD also... who would dislike this?! That 1 person must not have much of a sense of humour.

[BrokenDreamsOfficial]

I love that song! Yet again......I love all of their songs.... haha

Omfg I just about died laughing at this video I couldn't stop. And Ya'Know everyones sleeping and I'm laughing my ass off at this video is here comes my 8 yr old little sister and says...."Destiny....whats a boner? Why are you laughing so much? "

[elchinipin]

wow i settled down with a bowl of cerial in hopes of a good story but lost my appetite.

[GREEEENDAYYYYY]

@elchinipin lol poor u

im eating bacon X3

heehee

[greendaybabe39]

lol, "this is a true story! i drank PISS."

[karenCotorritos]

hahahahaha XD

[allyforever156]

EWWWWWWW but HHAHAHAAHHAAHAAA

[ClarissaYukiLeora]

Ahahahahah! XD

[BlueburryStorm13]

you should hear the story when he beats up some haters in the back of their car while his wife is on the phone!!! XD

LET THEIR BE PISS!!!

[GreenDayGreece1320]

he always tells a story before "Before the lobotomy"..!

[MsGreenDay72]

lol "its just not that great!...its just not my thing!" :D I LOVE HIM!!!! hahahahahahaha

[whatsername551]

I litterally fell out of my chair when I saw this. SO FUNNY! He's such a good story teller when he's not always saying "y' know"

[xgreendaydkx]

USSSSH i love him xD

[emoalex2]

eeeeeeeeewwwwwww nvr thout billie joe drink piss 

[xSheIsRegretx]

I love his stories!!!

[evanescencetwilight1]

haha, thats funny. he is so cute. i'veseen pictures of him from when he was a baby to five years old and over the years.

[gitssacrules]

LOLOLOLOLOL

[billiebunterheartsgd]

OMFG!!! That was sooooooooo funny. I was nearly pissing myself laughing.

My sister walked into my room half way through it and said "What are you laughing at???"

I heart Billie and his stories.

[carolitakaka]

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[BlueburryStorm13]

@carolitakaka haha!

BANANAS!!<3

[LalaThaddeus]

"so a long time ago," that's a cute way to start a story. aww, cute wittle 38 year old billie naked in a tub xD even though this happened when he was 3. xD

[MyGreenDayzRomance]

OMG I WILL REMEMBER THIS FOREVER

[AprilBrookeSprouse05]

what is that song he sings at the very ending??

[GreenDayLov3r1]

@AprilBrookeSprouse05 its called Before the Lobotomy

[9999386]

someone can write what he have said??? i'm italian and i can't understand it very well. please!!!

[bringforththedred]

thats epic

[bringforththedred]

thats epic

[jaredeal210]

i was 14 he was 17 lol

[1DUDEMAN1DUDEMAN1]

WTF!?

[katiepenguinkat]

HAHAHA poor billie drinking pee

[ShawnJohnsonFan1616]

lol a boner at age 5.

[sandraxhonney]

hey i cany understand him very well, help please :(

[KizzyLovesGreenday]

Oh god he really is turning old, he has started telling stories of his childhood :S

[MiniHendrix999]

LOOOOOL XXXX LOVE YOU BILLIE JOE!!! <3

[MsPoprocksandcoke]

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

[MsPoprocksandcoke]

god, he couldnt get any better god i love him

[dillydew3]

Omg... I was like wow, he told a story during a concert... probably did it everywhere else... no, ONLY HERE!!! ST. LOUIS FTW!!!

[kingsupersocksrocks]

lmao

[MusicloverAmc]

i love him !

[coolanimegirls]

Lol awsome XD, man I soooo wish I could go to a Green Day concert T.T there was one in Orlando (lucky me I live near there just an hour away!) I would just need a ticket and a ride, unfortunatly my mom couldn't take me, and my dad wouldn't -.-. I soooo wanna go to one though really bad T.T

[fthrsragexmthrslove]

Hey, i totally get you.

I've seen them twice but I just remember being so anxious before I did. Just know, their shows just keep getting better, so when you see them it will be COMPLETELY worth the wait :)

[coolanimegirls]

Well gee, thanks, now I REALLY can't wait till they come back XD, hopefully when they do I will be able to go =/.

[germangirl23]

i totally agree...i first heard of them when american idiot came out...and i just got to see one of there concerts last year...i think the wait and loving them so much the concert was the best thing that ever happened tt me!

[xxmusicxxaddictedxx]

XD haha " i was 15 he was 17 so it was no big deal " :P aw love him xxxxx

[nureiqa]

HAHA SO HILARIOUS!

I wished he had story tell this during the recent concert in Singapore.

Green Day \m/

[ZiaValis]

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!!

[ThePunkster666]

tht just fuked up,but hilarious

i <3 billie joe

[Greendayyyx3]

hahaha. my mom used to put us in the bath tub together. i was 14 he was 17 so it was really no big deal. hahahaha oh god. i love billie joe.

[xManuelaMUSIC]

hahah "It's not like my thing" xd

cute<3 (:

[VoteRich]

i love story time!! green day rocks!!! <3 <3

[itsTORIbetch]

and the 2 dollar bill story was before the same song. and it was about him getting high for free..

[itsTORIbetch]

i thought he would tell the one about $2 bill :P

[sean97williams]

thousands of green day fans!!!

[crimsonredDragon1]

hahaha! hilarious! i wonder wat his brother david would think about Billie joe tellling this story to hundreds of Green Day fans! hahaha! this was realllly funny!

[QuornPigPie]

LMAOOOO! THAT'S HYSTERICAL!

:') Ahaha I love you Billie

[jojijojo123]

He always seems to tell stories involving piss during Are We The Waiting xD

[jojijojo123]

I'm so sorry, I meant Before The Lobotomy!

At the concert in Glasgow it was during Are We The Waiting xD

[phephebillz]

he always tells storys in this song...

[lilja4ever]

what the green beans is to do with piss?

[aacolinxx]

little bonnar and pissed in his mouth hahahahahha

[deadhotbilliejoe1]

I DRANK PISS!!! lol tahts sexy jk

iluv him

[yessiii94]

it's really funny because everytime he tells a story they're playing the same melody in the background xD

AWSOME!! <3

[Berep02]

haha funny

[Green0Day0is0Love]

i dont think he told any stories at the concert i went to ):

[wweboyo09]

wow, 3 beans thats not right well probaly in a months worth of beans--->  toot toot

[greenday12121]

hahaha that is funny!! its funny how all his story's are before the song before the lobotomy

[TMZfanatic]

he's so funny!  i love him!

[MaestroLeech]

Oh my god, when he said "It's not for me, it's not my thing," I completely lost it. I thought I was going to piss myself, I was laughing so hard. How ironic would that be? I love Billie.

[butterflywings15]

that was the funniest shit ever!!! i was there that night. it was AMAZING!!!!!

[futuremrscullen1990]

lol i was the same way! hahaha

[hun64597]

wait where was this??????

[markawestern]

Scott Trade Center, Saint Louis MO 08/11/09

[shastaglambert]

Omg can he not be anymore cool? as in telling stories..

[XXXinmylifeXXX]

haha ohmigoodness he is so hilarious :D i love how he tells stories at concerts now that was awesome

[eevellina]

he's hillarious;)))

[skinmelive]

so sick.. lol

[ladyhydrangea5]

lol i was laughing so hard when he said that at the concert

[ticked14]

typical billie joe. him and his piss stories. closets, suit cases, and drinking it.

[regalstudent1]

lawl