Big Sam

[davesones13]

joey barton is a good football player he has just made some bad decisions

[calsey19]

joey barton is a fuckin animal

[BjorgfinnurWinther]

Joey Barton is nothing more than a crap, he sux

[Greenstock10]

joey barton is quality player

[no1stui3]

do a song about alex furgie

[penguinoddi123]

joey barton is a twat i hope he dies soon cos he deserves 2 like hell

[19jayfuz91]

its odd to get wishing death on someone to have 3 thumbs up...........ill make it 4

[gaibeea]

please make a song about villa please u missing 1 ov the biggest teams out

[mattington08]

chris is the most talented singer ever!

[bunboosh]

m8 ur brilliant

[howaythetoon9]

haha thats mint!

[LiamJohnNewman]

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS! people like this r what ruin football

[TheFrankster2007]

Can you do a song about lincoln city please:)

[123hoythere]

quality song. wats it to the tune of

[bevladtoon]

valerie

[richardpilmo]

the zutons- valerie

[mancitylad91]

do a manchester city one mate

[Deepbiswas]

brilliant

[bevladtoon]

Habib Beye song, lol.

[killakerr]

Keegan is starting to well at the toon and he deserves it. Good song chris

[sprstar1234]

top quality bye bye sam

u needed better defenders easy 4 me 2 say

[bigalob]

great song love the lyrics

[sexmachine118]

FULHAM PNE WOULD BE EXCELLANT

[bendude20]

this is well good

[cranefly08]

nice placemnt of that shirt :TUP: Tehhe

[sorankurdi]

this guy is a genius!

[ashisbest]

brill song by a brill singer and every1 who looooves slurpyj then come join my group that i created for him we love your singing chris keep up the brill work

[JONNYGEORDIE]

Lmaoo

wat a tune :)

Can You Write One About Kk?

[jcoleisgreat]

Ur Great M8t.. x)

all urs songss are great..:D

[mcmine]

crap

[haty07]

King kev!!!! oh yes and before u say he will win a game!!!!

[GlenQuagmire84]

wish u the best in the music bisness

[GlenQuagmire84]

funny

[fruitrules]

love ing it

[mulhallman1]

i hum this song all day at work lol

[WelshRugbyFan]

lmao as do i :P

[Flepent]

lol ive forgot the original! I sing this version lmao :D

[andresreym]

lol it happened to me to thats why im obsesed with the original

[andresreym]

what is the name of the original song??

[bridlah]

Valerie

[hunkydevil13]

do a keegan song!!!

[fruitrules]

brill

[andresreym]

totham sucks!!!!!!!!!!! plz do a fabregas song

[Flepent]

Shame they won you 5-1? LMAO.

[bishy12308]

lol u been hammered noob fabregas was good but now hes Bad

[chrisjbingham]

ite m8 again can u plz make a song bout leicester!!!!

[spurs10greeny]

i think its time for a tottenham song!!!!! keep up with the songs they are wicked!!!!

[Skipper2k7Boro]

its time for a middlesbrough song

[Thomski93]

Yeah a boro song would be great

Fantastic songs keep it up mate.

[martinjolsbluearmy]

i dont mind newcastle and im NOT a bolton fan but i hated big sam coz of the way he just walked out on bolton and i thought it was quite funny to see him come unstuck haha bye bye to the slob! (no offence to the toon army lol)

[Toon2689]

FFS now we're an even bigger pile of shit.

[LDSUTD1]

sam neva got a chance. mike ashley dint do him any favaz wen he sat wi th fans. a gr8 team is built ova years not in 8 months

[jammoforest]

Chris, why don't you do one on your namesake Chris cohen, who is a dynamic midfielder for awesome.

He is like you, awesome :)

[fruitrules]

he supports chelsea he says onone of his videos forgot which 1 lol keep up chris

[chipseyskater]

Arsenal is my guess

[bullard109]

who does chris cohen(slurpy j)actually support?

[chipseyskater]

awsome could you do a man city won plz

[thespadeofmystery]

how good are you at actually playing football?

[ashisbest]

what is the tune

[69Crezzy69]

Valerie - Amy Winehouse / The Zutons

[efc91]

make a song for everton

[BESTYLLLL]

i was wondering m8 how long does it take you to create one of these masterpieces

[sidey1puma]

same ere

[SlurpyJ]

Hi guys, it takes about 10-15 minutes to write the words, then another 5 minutes or so to work out the chords... all very bizarre!

Thanks for the comments everyone!

[EnglandSunshine]

i love you, please do on eabout phil o donnell or Grays Athletic

[martinjolsbluearmy]

i think he looks like a cross between emre, scott carson and andy reid

[adman604]

you are so right

[Lazyffs]

This song made me laugh, it was class and so are you!

Now where do I send my money? :)

[gillham876]

do a 1 dissing sunderland supporters. Come on the toon!!!!!1

[martinjolsbluearmy]

do a spurs song!

[gillham876]

oh spurs got beat of the toon juande ramos is a goon i bet he gets sacked soon spurs are getting worse playing arsenal is a curse always gettin beat no tottenham players can use their feet your only good player is robbie keane and he's irish newcastle are superior and so stylish you're the shittest team in london and nowhere near the best even playing sunderland is one hell of a test now theirs only one thing to say spurs are sheeeeeeeeeeeite

[ilycesc]

wooooooooooooo :D good song ;)

[vivalageorge15]

man shut up ther doin good kno

[wehatedidas]

Well i do think you look like Emre.

[itswilko2]

he looks like scott carson

[itswilko2]

m8 u r the best

[andyrfc92]

Ledge mate (y)

[FckNetResult]

I really want to here a Sunderland song, there's so much to write about!

FTM!

[jamiepayne9]

west ham one please m8

[sheffieldunited12345]

yeh a west ham song how they are cheating bastards lol :p

[jamiepayne9]

shut up and go back to the championship m8 ...

[JackieQueenOfHearts]

Awesome!

[JollyLFC]

what about a Gerrard or a Torres one?

[JBurnleyFC]

Mate ur amazing can u please do a BURNLEY FC song plz. if u do ur a legend plz thankz

write back

[jackharlandwhs]

Leyton orient song, oh and a west brom song

[JBurnleyFC]

hi mate ur absolutly brilliant , i dont know how u do it but its great. Your lyrics are amazing and i cant wait for ur album

(lol) :D

Can u do a Burnley FC one plz,

Thanks

Write back

James Boult

[fighterx12]

Do a wolves one please!! :D bout bothroyd or craddock (whos injured)

[JBurnleyFC]

can ya do a nottingham forest one plz

[david9brent]

do 1 about gallas scoren against chelsea!!

hahahaha!!

wota legend!

[JGOONER789]

would be good but hes already done an arsenal one, maybe if he has one about how hated cashley is, and they lost 2 us and include gallas scoring, sometething about a mistake?! i dunn0!

[ilycesc]

yeah that would be bare good :D

[FriendlyJamie16]

DO A NOTTINGHAM FOREST SONG PLSSSS

[ezzjay15]

Do one about Fernando Torres, please1

[gizakiss]

love the show, keep the youtube coming.

[juniordogsbody]

As featured on the 'Tony Horne In The Morning' radio show: tonyhorneinthemorning. com

[jackharlandwhs]

LEYTON ORIENT SONG

[stobbsy16]

quality

[chrisSC45]

Yep be better than watching England play

[NFFCJACOB]

Quality mate.

Sow your support to lower league.

Do a song about Nottingham Forest! Your awesome!

[ToonToon1892]

As we would say up here purely belta keep em cummin

[Olltube]

what can we say ? im sayin these should be in charts

[england4lyff]

can anyone put dis on soccer am?

ur quality m8

[youwantit123]

seriously m8, ur songs r qaulity...if u applied u cud easily get a slot on soccer am or sumin!

[traceurboris]

u should try for x-factor lol you'd do well.. :D

[FOBrock4]

u rok

[jonolid]

someone get this guy a contract

[FOBrock4]

true

[FOBrock4]

sry meant right on

[djbaz77]

slurpyj you just have to much time on ur hands m8 but u are absoluetly brilliant

[sweeties249]

I love this song, you are a legend mate. I feel a album coming on, i'd def buy it...

[SHaineyMrKennedy]

A Leeds song wouldnt go a miss

[Geardead]

LEEDS SONG!!!!

[Geardead]

Y thumbs down?

[xxshortstuffx]

becuz not many people support leeds

[timrishi]

need one about man utd

[itswilko2]

i would love one of ur songs on myspace

[2kool4u3]

class

[greedo1999]

Best videos song on youtube for ages, keep em coming.

[FIERYdaemon]

big sam is a good coach, and i think he was sacked unfairly at bolton, he'll probably go. newcastle will probably keep going through managers till one starts with a winning streak.

[bababoum]

he wasn't sacked at bolton, he chose to leave.

[lfctwentytwo]

dont go on xfactor please it'll ruin you! just relese an album but dont sell out i'd hate that you brilliant fool

[Roseanne1991]

It won't be long before Big Sam will be gone, he's been handed a reprieve but if they don't get something against Brum who now have McLeish, adios.

Great tune.

[bababoum]

that was quality.

1-1 against l'Arse tonight. In Big Sam We Trust!

[leemsafc]

no ya dont trust him.... you were calling for his head the past 4 games!!!

[bababoum]

I personally wasn't and neither was anyone I know.

[cluelessrach]

this is slightly ironic im listening to this as Arsenal scored!

[FOBrock4]

u 4 manager release a album or go on xfactor already

[covlad666]

best singing vid yet, great voice

[sm9forlife]

lol u r a jka m8 u shud release an album i ent kiddin ur so gd do a song bout ronaldo plz m8

bst of luck

[AhsanLUFC]

Dude you'r amazing !

Could you make one about cricket ?

[snyggalbert]

You're the man man!

[Rock010288]

C'mon Arsenal !

[mulhallman1]

lol great vid m8n u no im a fan keep up the good work

[11thestig11]

lol!

my fave so far

actually i love em all!

song about foreigners buyin premier league clubs wood be excellent!

Chris Cohen for England!

[TheParagonOfVirtue]

dude a leeds goin down song wud b gr8

[TheParagonOfVirtue]

COME ON ARSENAL!

[gravy2k6]

class song marra can u mek 1 bwt carlisle united beat leeds or a man united 1

[cartez8]

lol please make a arsenal one lol

[SlurpyJ]

Should be up tonight mate!

[waverleyrocker]

excellent :) makes me chuckle everytime

[lufckydicko]

yh will you please do one about leeds going down from prem to league 1

thanx

[TheFamousOne06]

That puts a smile on my face :) Always good to know we aint the only rubbish team in the north east.

From a Middlesbrough fan

[Thomski93]

Yeah i feel like that aswell :) from another middlesbrough fan

[FullFlavourBehaviour]

gr8

[blwalt17]

you are an absolute legend. you should def make a CD. can you please make one about manchester united?

[Boroboydean]

Make One About BORO PLEASE !!! GREAT SONG

MIDDLESBROUGH SONG PLEASEEEEEEE

[Umbreon125]

make a song about kieth haslam!

[gemmzybabii]

Another great song!!

[sh4wz0r]

You're a talented guy, and all your songs are great. Glad to hear you're making an Arsenal one :).

[Bigturkz]

hahahaha quality

[spbphotography]

another cracker - just 1 more and you'll have an album - nice work

[nbo1]

Quality,,,,,,,,,,,,get yourself a tv show

[dcruze1]

LOL mate..Brilliant.

Any Chance you can do one about Avram Grant please??

Cheers mate.

[TheModestHero]

Newcastle would be stupid to sack Allardyce. Give him time and he'll deliver.

[SlurpyJ]

I agree..

Arsenal song coming soon people, just trying to find a fitting tune!

[xnhex]

Super!