Learn Russian Lesson 1 - Part I - Babel Yak

[andypmz07]

This is a hard language to learn...

[JasonBrodyFC3]

@MrViTopol

Thank you this means a lot to me. I love Russia. And Russian men.

[JasonBrodyFC3]

@MrViTopol

I love you.

[MrViTopol]

@JasonBrodyFC3 I do too...

[JasonBrodyFC3]

@MrVi5Topol

Hey why you hatin?

[MrViTopol]

@JasonBrodyFC3 whom ?

[sbkpilot11]

other websites say that "(i-zvi-nee-tye)" means excuse me, what form is proshu proshchenija?

[MrViTopol]

@sbkpilot11 proshu proschenia = i beg forgiveness

[Inastraniz]

@MrViTopol

Hoho, what´s the matter cowbody. Why did we stop talking in Russian. We had a very nice chat, hadn´t we??You said, I need a psychiatrist. Ok, whom do you need?? You little abandoned son of a bitch. Here, you´re acting like a tough guy. In reality, however, you´re just a little pussy being fucked and beaten up by everyone. Go and shoot yourself and save the world from such faggots like you

[MrViTopol]

@Inastraniz oh, old faggot, you again. you keep coming back for more ? ok, while you're being ANALized on a cum stained coutch by psychiatrist, i'll shove a long wooden pole with splinters up your fucking ass and push it till it comes out of your filthy mouth with your guts wrapped around it...

[Inastraniz]

@MrViTopol

Sorry, kiddo. I guess I should express myself more clearly because I am aware you aren´t capable of human speech. Let me dumb it down for you-> By shooting yourself I meant doing it immediately, not some day...You little retarded, raped son of a bitch. How do you talk to adult people, huh? Didn´t your parents teach you how to behave yourself in front of grown up people? By the way, why you keep on describing how much you want me to get fucked. May I quote you:

[MrViTopol]

@Inastraniz u just keep on cumming ha ? read carefully degenerate, i want you get tortured to death, not fucked... i guess it's the same thing for you... well, what can i tell ya wanker ? zabei sebja svoim dildo nasmert'... (-:

[Inastraniz]

@MrViTopol

Oh, you want me to get tortured. Then, sweety you had to express yourself more clearfully. BUT THERE´S A DILEMMA YOU JUST CAN´T! Because of your giant lack of education....Man, If I were your father...We would have had a really nice conversation...Afterwards, you would thoroughly contemplate whether you should or shouldn´t say sth.My offer still stands. Go and shoot off your mind. I am afraid it wouldn´t be such a big deal. The world would not miss you..

[Inastraniz]

@MrViTopol

Slushai pidar, idi le4itza. Slushaj, Imja TOPAL eta ti ne at ruskawa Pesatela Topala wsal? Prosta interesna..

[MrViTopol]

@Inastraniz a ti ego 4ital ?...

[Inastraniz]

@MrViTopol

preztaw sebe sto da...

[MrViTopol]

@Inastraniz i 4to konkretno xarakterizuet etogo avtora ? v 4em prelest' ego proizvedenyi na tvoi vzglyad ?...

[Inastraniz]

@MrViTopol

Ja newse jewo knischki 4etal no temnemenijam kojosto snaju. On bil perwem bolje uspeschnem ruskim pesatelam katorje prejehal is Rossije. I meja 30 doloraw w karmania, ne snaja angliskawa jeseka, bes abrasawanija.. Tembole kamu wto wrema bili nuschni ruskije pesatili? Patom on etablirawal sebja i na4el pesat w ruskoj prese w Amerike. 1 Roman, pomno nasiwalsa Gurnalist dla Breschnewa...Pa4emu mne nrawitza jewo 4etat, hata ransche on pisal namnoga lutsche (no eta majo litschnaja mnenija

[Inastraniz]

@MrViTopol

)Jewo romani prosti, lechko tschetajetza, pa4ti wesde jest detektivnaja-lubownaja intriga. A snal li ti pa4emu on ujehal a? I sa antisimetisma w sawke I sapred Jewo filma Junga sewernawa Flota. Ja nepanimaju mne sto nada pered taboj atschitawaza ili ja jewo 4etal??? A raskaschi mne mili moj sto ti anom snajesch??

[MrViTopol]

@Inastraniz rodilsa on v Baku (Azerbaydjan) familia ego Topelberg... legendu o svoem priezde v ameriku on preukrasil ... i mnogoe drugoe... a kakix segodnyashnix rossyiskix avtorov ti znaesh otvet'...

[Inastraniz]

@MrViTopol

Iswini, ja ne takoi paklonik jewo..:) Ja 4etal paru jewo knig i wso...Kaneschna on preukrasil swoi prejesd w Amerika, i drugoje no kto eta ne delal??? Eta nasiwajetza piar

Sto sna4it kakich ja ischo ruskich sewodneschnish awtarow snaju?? Ti scho ahuel? Ti menja sa polnawa atmaroska derschisch? Ti dumajesch ja wabsche ne adnoi knigi w ruki nebral??? Ja nesnju moschit ti slishal a takich pesatelej kak Mihail Bulgakow(Master i Margarita),

[Inastraniz]

@MrViTopol

Alexander Solschenizan (Archipelag Gulak), Wladimir Woinowi4 (Preklu4enija Soldata Iwana 4onkina)

[MrViTopol]

@Inastraniz teper ponjatna tvoya patalogia

[Inastraniz]

@MrViTopol W kakom smisle??

[MrViTopol]

@Inastraniz ti chital samyx xudshix aftorov, u kotoryx byli te zhe problemy 4to u tebja. ti lubish pasquilage...

[Inastraniz]

@MrViTopol

Ah ti 4mo wanu4ija. Samish xudshix aftorov da? Nu ti i mudak? Ti hot slishal a takix aftorov a? Net da. Ti malaletni pridurak, daschi nesnajesch sto ti gawarish, patamuschta ti w swajej schisni wapsche nehuja ne4etal, netakli?

[MrViTopol]

@Inastraniz wo wo wo, etot gnoinyi psixoz katoryi zastawljaet tebja sosat' zalupy etix aftarov projavliaetsa kak raz sei4as, pizdabol, ubeisa taburetkoi, yebu4yi kozel x0x0

[Inastraniz]

@MrViTopol

Blad kakoischi ti digenerat a. Ja spraschawuja sebja gde takije ludi kak ti delajutza????Atkuda takaja maras berötza??? No ja tebja panemaju. Ti schertwa aborta. Uteba bila i dasixpor ischo jest tescholaja detztwa, tebja bjut i nelubjad w schkole

u tebja netu druzej......Slushai pisdaphon gde ti schewjosh a?? W israjele ili w amerike??

[MrViTopol]

@Inastraniz pizduk, ya zh tebe ukazal 4to delat',verevka, taburetka, i.t.d.

[Inastraniz]

@MrViTopol

Go and shoot yourself you fucking faggot!!!

[PaRoHu]

Can somebody please help me? I need the precise translation of this: давай погаварим по руски! я очерь скучаю по тебе. What does this say? I need to make sure..

[MrViTopol]

@PaRoHu '' lets talk Russian, i'm missing you a lot''...

[PaRoHu]

@MrViTopol

Thanks a lot. Spasibo!!!

[Inastraniz]

@MrViTopol

ti tscho usche akan4atelna ahauel bratan. Ti tscho sdes masolisch, a? :) :)

[MrViTopol]

@Inastraniz masolish ??? neverno, mozolyat chto to, glaza naprimer...

a prosto ''mozolisch'' nikto ne govorit...

ti naverno sebe hui namozolil :-)...

[Inastraniz]

@MrViTopol

Blad, ti dastal menja :) :) Ti schto menja schas budisch u4it,kak nada prawelna gawarit. Tak skaschi mne sto takoja "roteiko". Ja takowa slowa nesnaja. Ja snaja slowa rot. Masolit Ja upatrebil sawerschena w drugom smisle...:) :) Ti blin malenki atmarosak, sebe naverna masgi atmarosil..:) :)

[MrViTopol]

@Inastraniz urod, sluxai suda... roteiko eto umenshitelnoe ot rotok... a rotok ot rot... otkroesh esche svoi roteiko, ya tebe spuschu v nego svoyu malafeiku :-D...

[MrViTopol]

@Inastraniz drachilo xD))))

[Inastraniz]

@MrViTopol

Da job twaju mat, ti tscho baklan...W mordu ho4esh..:) :) :)

[MrViTopol]

@Inastraniz otsosi u mene ; )...

[Inastraniz]

@MrViTopol

1) Ti dalbajob nau4is s na4ala paruski rasgawariwat :) :) 2) U teba ne4ewo sasat :) 3) Ti Pidar :) :)

[MrViTopol]

@Inastraniz kama safot nosafot milvad la rusit ata mdaber, shvur zayin ?... (-:

[Inastraniz]

@MrViTopol

Ti prosta malenkaja ne4teschostwa. Idi nahui. Slushai Galub4ik, a gde ti schwejosh?? :)

[MrViTopol]

@Inastraniz zassal pedrilo ? to to, zalupa ti swinaya ;-)

[Inastraniz]

@MrViTopol

Slushai Ubladak. Idi sna4ala nau4is paruski rasgawariwat, 4mo. Ja takich slow kak pedrilo y roteiko neslischal i nawerna nekagda neuslischu patamuschta ich prosta nawsewa netu..:) 2) Ja pa jewritu ne4wo ne panemaju. Slushai baklan, Idi litschiza eta da twajewoshe blaga. Patom isho mne blagadarin budish...:) :)

[MrViTopol]

@Inastraniz govnodav dolbaebnutyi, pedrilo zadrochennoe, ti s malafeikoi pereborschil, a ?

zatkni svoe vaflo i dui naher ...:))))

[Inastraniz]

@MrViTopol

Slushai malish, ti kak sa starschemi rasgawariwajesh, a? Ti, nedaumok? :)))) 

[MrViTopol]

@Inastraniz obossalsa ? poidi podrochi priludno, polegshaet ;-D...

[Inastraniz]

@MrViTopol

Nu ti i digenerat. Blad, gde takaja pisdabrazija delajeza...? Slushai dito, ti kak sa sroslimi rasgawariwajesch, a? Ti, malenkaja schmakadawka? Blin jesli be ja tebja gde nibut wstretil, mi bi staboi haraschenka pagawarili....Tak haraschenko, sto ti be sadumawalsa kak nada prawelna sa sroslimi.rasgawariwat...:):):)

[MrViTopol]

@Inastraniz sroslimi ? hahahuu... zhopa tvoya sroslas...eslib my vstretilis... tib prosto ne smog by bol'she polzovatsa kompiuterom... nechem bylo b po klaviature tebe stuchat', krome kak nosom ;-D....

[Inastraniz]

@MrViTopol

Ah ti sukinzin malenki. Eslib mi vstretilis ja bi nesmog kompjuteram polsawatza a ti mili moy be ushe ne4em nesmog polsawalsa...:) :)

[MrViTopol]

@Inastraniz pedrilo zasranoe, golovoi v parashu okunis, trailer park trash, zasun' sebe dildo v zhopu, chtob ono u tebe gorlom poshlo ;-D...

[Inastraniz]

@MrViTopol

Slushai 4mo, mne dildo atli4eja tebe ne nada...Ja panimaju u tebja bila tescholaja detstwa ( i dasihpor ischo est), tebja bili w schkole, nad taboi smejutza, utebja net drusej,,wobschim ti malenkaja schertwa. Stob 4ustawat sebja lutsche ti sidisch w internete i pischish wsakuja huinu, ....Moj sawet: Idi le4itza eta da twajewosche blaga...:):):)

[MrViTopol]

@Inastraniz listen up nigga, you're in a dire need of a Freudean psychiatrist who might enjoy laying you down on his cum stained coutch... and exploring you in depth ;-D...

[Inastraniz]

If sb wants to improve his Russian or rather to understand the "street language" he gotta make himself familar with those expressions.:)

Ja shas tebja jebat budu= literally: I am gonna fuck you right now; but also/I am gonna kick the shit outta you

Sat knis = Shut up!

Sakroi swoi pagani rot= Keep your (fucking) mouth shut

Sukin sin =son of a bitch

bljad= literally bitch/whore/etc but is often used as fuck/damn in order to express or to emphasize your feelings, especially if you´re in a bad mood.

[MrViTopol]

@Inastraniz ne sakroi, a zakroi...

vot gotova malafeika, shire raskryvai roteiko (-:

[kyle1larivee]

Idi cyuda suka - come here bitch :)

[Inastraniz]

Here are some common phrases...

pazilujti wi menja wse w schopu= You can all lick my ass :)

idji nahui= Fuck off!

Ja tebja ljublu = I love you

Kak dela= How are you?

Kat tebja sawut= What´s your name?

[PedobearDesu]

@Inastraniz I'm VERY disturbed that a common phrase in Russian is "lick my ass"...

[Inastraniz]

@PedobearDesu

Yeah, well, maybe I have a little bit exaggerated. BUT yet if somebody feels offended

or annoyed/messed around/wants to get rid of sb/sth he/she often makes use of this phrase...

[MrViTopol]

@Inastraniz pozelui menja v zhopu (-:

[Inastraniz]

@MrViTopol

Idi nahui (-:

[MrViTopol]

@Inastraniz kto kak hochet, tot tak drochit (-:

[MrViTopol]

@Inastraniz promezh min,

v polyah Afgana,

seiet geroin Obama...

[Inastraniz]

@MrViTopol

Slushaj, tebe paetam nada bit :)

[MrViTopol]

@Inastraniz paetam ? chto za ''paetam'' ?

naverno ''po yaitzam'' (-:

[Inastraniz]

@MrViTopol

Da Ladna, ne sii :) Ti ne kepitis, bratan..:)

[illestevo8]

das-ve-dad

[theblacksheep1000]

In Soviet Russia, Переводчик типов в вас!

[Rider88801]

46 people are communists

[lazamana]

let me try without watch the video : 'devuska, proshu proshiniya, viu ponamaite pa enggliskiya'

[Leopoweriblast]

Sarsi it's

[bigduke346]

suka

[Corvard]

@bigduke346

bitch.

[KaylaLianne]

l used to speak Russian, then l took an arrow to the knee.

[TheAdequateFilmmaker]

.....seems a lot like Pimselur

[234ghfn]

if your english speaker go for german language most closely related as the english language is based of a germanic tongue

[Deathjolt]

i still down know how to say hi.....

[zesusdk]

@Deathjolt the russian word for hi 'pri vyet' :)

[satansgebroed]

Goddeamn dude you are far far to fucking slow how long do you tent to take for one word. If I learn in your rate I best start praying I speak russian befor I reach the age of 75. By the way I'm 25 now. Slow to motherfucking slow.

[JokerOfFate]

@satansgebroed Learning takes time and practice. I'm leaning 3 different languages right now and I'm doing it through a lot of different ways like visiting other counties and seeing if I can't learn some there as well as over the internet, sites like Wikipedia, while may be difficult to fully understand for some is still a wealth of info.

[TheRussiangamer88]

dont waste yur time on learnin this terrible language u americans..

[manofmanyfish1990]

you guys are haveing a hard time learning russian because you are not tought right. these vidoes are wrong, any russian person will tell you so.

[fgsfjal]

@manofmanyfish1990

What would you recommend then? I would like really basic stuff, I'm interested in learning a second language and Russian seems like the best choice for me (not exactly the easiest I heard, but I'll give it a go anyway).

[TheAdequateFilmmaker]

@manofmanyfish1990 how so

[xXXShinXtremXXx]

a little hard for the first lesson I think...

[GoldfishLight]

argh russian is so hard to pronounce!!

[ChapterFourBand]

@GoldfishLight only if your from america/gb! hell yeah i´m from austria :D

[vogelbekdier97]

4:24 How would you undress a woman?

[vogelbekdier97]

2:12 Try and roll your arse?

[kfirlevi1]

you repit it 100 times its realy annoying

[MedelingPassionDrive]

@zz007able I know how to say bitch, fuck you, and call you an asshole. Also learning other languages to curse someone out in. I can say it in Russian, Romanian, and French. But I'm also learning more then just curse words(:

[AlexisJokko]

when i played mw2 i wanna learn russian because of makarov

[abdullahiraabi]

after i played battlefield i want to learn russia :)

[CottonCandyCannabis]

This is so good!! Im half russian (half finnish) but i dont speak russian. I Love russian coulture and people. And then my boyfriend is russian so I really want to learn to speak it so thanks for uploading! : )

[DrawingEllipse]

WAAAAHHH the russian voice goes too fast T-T

[deycha1]

@govnoposranonakub lol? koga boli kurac? "ukrali vam ćirilicu HAAHHAAHAHA skoro nešto smešnije nisam čuo, kako se to krade? Dobro da nisi reko da ti neko ukrao glas, ili dušu. Boli me kurac i za srbe i za hrvate. aj sad pali u svoju šupu

[LetsGetItStartedNow]

Your method in teaching a language in my opinion is much more effective than anything out there. Even better than Rosetta Stone. Although, the way you use Russian context is out dated.

[emocional90]

@LetsGetItStartedNow rossetta stone sucks man

[LetsGetItStartedNow]

Dude... no one says "Proshu Preshnya" anymore. They will think you are a foreigner if you say that. It is more appropriate to say "Eez-vhin-yhe-ti" This is the problem with Americans trying to teach Russian. It doesn't work.

[6235river]

@LetsGetItStartedNow Maybe cause this was uploaded in 2008?

[MrRONMIS]

On my second and third year of college I took both English and Russian: won highest score in English, which is 10; on the other way, failed Russian twice. Alphabet (алфавит) was not a problem,considering the fact that my native alphabet is Cyrillic. But grammar, and all those economic terms and terminology...so hard. Had to hire the private tutor, and finally did it in 3rd attempt (of course with the lowest grade possible - 6 :)Effort is required in learning Russian, but it pays off.приветствиe

[WilliamAztech]

All i need to learn in russian is "I Must Break You"

[NajmiAdam]

@WilliamAztech' я должна разорвать вас' = 'ya dolzhna razorvatʹ vas'

[dreydman1]

@WilliamAztech Ya tebya palamayú (ya teb-ya pa-la-ma-yú)

[TheRedNations]

@WilliamAztech Ivan Drago would be proud!

[Corvard]

@WilliamAztech

Я должен сломить тебя.

Ya dolzhen slomit' tiebia.

[Rider88801]

@WilliamAztech lol

[100preFascista]

i need help, can not undertand nothing

[WilliamAztech]

@100preFascista it's fucked up.

[Russkiy43]

Dear foreigners, who of you need help with the Russian language write in a personal. Russian language - the language of emotion, it can not be treated only as to the language of the data, it comes from the heart.

[0blizzard0]

@Athalsteinn grammar sucks

[0blizzard0]

I CAN DO IT HELL YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH­H

[zz007able]

yes! teach me i whant to confuse my parrunts so i can cuse. help me!

[RusLanguage]

I can help you learn Russian, if interested write to me

[sexyciftt]

@RusLanguage i want to learn..how are you going to help?

[TheRussiangamer88]

y the fuck is russia so hard....i fucking giveup fuck thissss

[Rustiran]

@memikell i wrote that in joke :D

[SANGRE6N6DIABLADA]

Gracias por subir estos videos comrade! :D

[SANGRE6N6DIABLADA]

I can't wait to learn Russian but it seems very difficult to learn a new language @.@ I was lucky that I grew up learning Spanish and English just wish I grew up learning a couple more lol XD all I need to do is learn Russian and I've read that Russia is allowing foreigners to join their military for a five year contract and after three they give you citizenship nice

[TheCousinsFilms]

My russion is native. So, i dont need to learn russion.

[SavanahStarr193]

i live in NJ, nd its very imperitive 2 knw how 2 speak Russian, cuz a lot of Russians live here nd most barely speak english. glad 2 see that i can learn Russian so easily cuz its important that i do

[Saharoko]

My russian is native, i can help you to learn russian in Skype xD

[loveposey28]

i feel so proud!!!! :D this is awesome!

[xoLayla21]

when he sayd devushka i dont hear a v? do u pronounce it or not

[13awesomeman]

@xoLayla21 yes the correct pronunciation is Deya - vooshkah

[fightinside1]

now i can pretend to speak russian without using google translate!

[deycha1]

DJEVUŠKA HAHOAOA UČIMO RUSKI

[sspecialairsservice]

why dose the guy speaking russian sound like artoum ?

[TOMcatSUD]

DAMN RUSSIAN LANGAUGE IS COLD !

DO I HAVE TO KILL SOMEONE AFTER I LEARN RUSSIAN !????

SCARY WooooOoo

[francesc251]

Thanks a lot for this and other russian tuts :)

[CantikRatuBali]

Isn't, прошу прощения, sorry, and excuse me извините?

[MrRedbullfreak1]

hello all, i want to learn russian. so if any russian reads this i have a deal for you. if you teach me russian i can teach you english, german and/or swedish. the lessons are via skype. so if u are interessted than just add me on skype: my skype name = redbull7428

[wowzandalar]

He speaks to us like Dora does to her viewers...

[Kiatsune]

@wowzandalar atleast with this the viewers learn something instead of where the next mountain on the map is XD

but I see your pont, he sort of does

[emocional90]

@wowzandalar but this one is a bit boring lol

[godieinafirenow]

subscribed, beautiful language well taught

[manofmanyfish1990]

i read through these comments and i see that everyone here is having a hard time learning Russian. i did post a video up on youtube of basic russian words, please tell me what you think of it. you can find this video on my page. ahhhhh, the only thing that i can say about these Russian lessons is that, you are not going to learn Russian, you are going to learn russian pharases that arn't used ever.

[TAY28H666]

Omg Dora the explorer lol

[spacefreak321]

I feel like i'm watching dora...

[SCWC96]

now I can speak russian with my dad

[Glamora101]

the words arn't wrong but it sounds a lil funny :)

[lifeless281]

If I use Google translate, will it give me the correct translations?

[reptilionsarehere]

@lifeless281 What you need to do is first translate what you wish from english to russian. Second copy the russian text from what it gave you and translate it back to english to see if it makes sense. I'm pretty sure this works.

[lifeless281]

So I started looking at the comments after I learned the first lesson. Is this right or wrong because some say right and some say wrong.... And if it is in fact wrong, can someone help me learn Russian or link me to a page where I can learn this properly?

[manofmanyfish1990]

@lifeless281 the words themselves are right, however his Russian to english translateion is wrong.

[lifeless281]

@manofmanyfish1990 so if use Google translate will it work. For example when I put in excuse me, miss it gives me izvinite propustit or something close. Is that correct?

[manofmanyfish1990]

@lifeless281 google translate is not always right because it is a computer, however it will work for one or two words that need to be translated, after that it isno good.

[RockRebel219]

So are the words wrong, or is it just the way they pronounce it that's wrong?

[elementaldragonchaos]

Все, что вы глупые американцы заткнуться

[GypsyPianist]

I like the pimsleur style. It is nice that you are using some different words to the pimsleur approach. Good job!

[DDP3NIKilla]

Foreigners now allowed to join Russian army with basic understanding of the language

[baker51516]

I thought "извините, девушка." (izvinetye, dyevushka) is, excuse me girl. 

[Kbabykgirlk]

the guy that cant pronounce in russian should stick with computer voice, or that other voice that sounds ok. His pronouncing is way off, waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay off.........I only watched a bit of it, so idk about the rest

[machinedean100]

isnt excuse me isvinichi.

[fanfave101]

@machinedean100 ....it is , proshu proshchenija means im asking for forgivness or im sorry... but it works in this case.

[thisbobful]

da

[TheJaymart87]

russians are stupid anyway

[umakumari111]

@TheJaymart87 no kidding??some what r u?some dumb ass American?

[Kbabykgirlk]

@TheJaymart87 how are they stupid? Do you even know anything about russian education?

[DmitriRussian]

@noclassatall you are welcome my comrade

[DmitriRussian]

@noclassatall you dont really pronounce it you're correct

[daigorou81]

why is it wrong? :( i cant' use this to learn?

[P3Ch4Ng0]

I like Russia and wish to learn the language

[eRoXuS17]

If anyone wanna learn russian language. I can help. skype: kof_mary

[lorincziroli]

In Soviet Russia LANGUAGE LEARNS YOU!

[bobthehobo1000]

@lorincziroli nope

[SvetaMarmeladka]

@lorincziroli Stupid Yakov's jokes

[Apinitis]

@lorincziroli

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