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  • sounds like hobba dot

  • a million times better!!!

  • ... All I heard was hobbahobbahobbadot hobbahobbahobbadot hobbadothobbadotyeahquestionma­rksemicolonohyeah

  • Lol

  • a mac can't do that.

  • comma comma dot comma comma comma dot

  • comma comma comma dot comma comma dot semicolon. lol

  • you should have ended with soi

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  • after a while it stops sounding like words. o.o

  • i loled

    

  • Just needs music.

  • Lol

  • break it down xD

  • comma comma pop coma YEAH ,.,.,.,.,.,

  • come get the condom is what i hear

  • Fuck a cop a cop a cop a top

  • Jackass

  • comma, comma, dot, comma, comma, dot, comma, comma, dot, comma, comma, dot, comma, comma, dot, comma, comma, dot, comma, comma, dot, comma, comma, dot, comma, comma, dot, comma, comma, dot, comma, comma, dot, comma, comma, dot, comma, comma, dot, comma, comma, dot, comma, comma, dot, comma, comma, dot, comma, comma, dot, comma, comma, dot, comma, comma, dot, comma, comma, dot, comma, comma, dot, comma, comma, dot, comma, comma, dot, comma, comma, dot, comma, comma, dot, comma, comma, dot, comma.

  • Cummacumcum dot

  • I hear "Fuck it toptoptoptop"

  • sounds like it says 'come and call the cop' lool

  • my fav part is when he went semicolon

  • Microsoft Sam brought me her-... wai-..

  • at first i thought it was saying "cock cock cock dot cock

  • "Break it down!"

  • I hear "fuck a kamekamedot" :D

  • i can only hear KAMEHAME DOT!!

  • Better than Rebecca Black.

  • com a com a commodore

  • The most nerdiest and most generic rap ever sung! LOL

  • very funny!!!!!!!!!!!

  • sounds like he's saying 'help me put the condom on'

  • @domwillnevereverdie penis-like also.LOL

  • 0:28 Break it down

  • I love...this

  • Sounds like Microsoft Sam is about to go Dragonball on us.

  • COMMA DOT DOT? 0:34

  • Guys, there's a TWIST! 0:19 SEMICOLON!

  • why does he say hotdog?

  • soisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoi­soisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoi­soisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoi­soisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoi­soisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoi­soisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoi­soisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoi­soisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoi­soisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoi­soisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoi­soisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoi­soisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoi­soisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoi­soisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoi­soisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoi­soisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoi­soi fuck da haterz

  • roflcopter..

    soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi

  • have a cuppa cuppa duck have a cuppa duck have a cuppa cuppa duck hav a cuppa cuppa duck have a cuppa cuppa duck have a cuppa cuppa duck have a cuppa cuppa duck have a cuppa cuppa duck hav a cuppa cuppa duck have a cuppa cuppa duck have a cuppa cuppa duck have a cuppa cuppa duck have a cuppa cuppa duck break it down have a cuppa cuppa duck have a cuppa cuppa duck have a cuppa cuppa duck hav a cuppa cuppa duck hav a cuppa cuppa duck have a cuppa cuppa duck question mark dot whoah yeah.

  • wtf he say f*ck it up dup dup oO

  • 247 people want more . . .

  • hanukkah hanukkah nukkah hanukkah nukkah hanukkah nukkah

  • Better then Bieber.

  • @fallout766 anything is better then that peice of shit.

  • @fallout766 So is "This song is just six words long"

  • i can actually hear the beat when it says comma comma dot....

  • reminds me of CIRCLE CIRCLE DOT DOT

  • My friends PC sounds like this when it starts up o.O

  • "cab cab cab cabba duck" i guess @Miikkleldk

  • the pc make some strange noise :O

  • next time record from wave out mix

  • LOL! CommaCommaDot

  • LMAO

  • lol he says flop a cock

  • i like pineapples

  • fuck a duck? lol. of is it coma dot? pwns todays rappers

  • WAY better than Justin Bieber!

  • @FRURMELLL justin bieber is shit if you ask me.

  • @FRURMELLL beiber suck dicks from dead peple

  • is he saying commodore?

  • yo fucka fucka yo fucka fucka :D

  • SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI

    ROFL!!!!!!!!!1!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLLOLO­LOLOLOL

  • habadda habbadadadadaa?

  • MiNUTE 0:00 - 1:05 = Fail

  • were do you do u get the vocie thingy

  • @htsuarez its on ur computer dumbass. but only if you have windows xp ;)

  • imma comma comma cop

  • beter than bieber

  • i can rap this

  • lyrics please

  • SPAM

  • hamekame!! HAAA

  • I have this bitch called Microsoft Anna o.o

  • lol

  • i got a new computer with windows seven i miss microsoft sam all i got is microsoft anna :(

  • comma dot lol

  • soi soi soi soi soi soi soi XD

  • this made me ROFLCOPTER

  • try tstststtstststststststtstststs­ lmao

  • On windows 7 you get fucking Microsoft Anna! Is she sams wife? Fucking god shes annoying!

  • Holy shit. That is epic.

  • my rofl copter goes soi soi soi soi at this

  • gay

  • gay

  • Uh...am I the only one, who after the first 10 sec, started hearing Mothafucka, instead of dot comma comma?:D

  • Holy-Terrorist:>*=* computer in progression job !

  • i just have have microsoft anna for usa pl0x help

  • too bad windows 7 doesn't have sam...

  • The clock didn't move but this video still wasted a minute of my time

  • Copy and Paste this!

    5th from top speed: Bme, Tsse, Tsse, Tsse, Bse, Tsse, Tsse, Bme, Tsse, Tsse, Bme, Bme, Bse, Tsse, Tsse, Tsse, Bme, Tsse, Tsse, Tsse, Bse, Tsse, Tsse, Bme, Tsse, Tsse, Bme, Bme, Bse, Tsse, Tsse, Tsse, Bme, Tsse, Tsse, Tsse, Bse, Tsse, Tsse, Bme, Tsse, Tsse, Bme, Bme, Bse, Tsse, Tsse, Tsse, Bme, Tsse, Tsse, Bme, Tsse, Tsse, Bme, Tsse, Bme, Tsse, Tsse, Bme, Tsse, Tsse, Tsse

  • @bryanlow5 WOW best thing ever. hahaha

  • @bryanlow5 hahaha this works.

  • rofl

  • #FAIL

    It says the same shit over and over

  • around 0:43 I was hearing "how to become a dot"

  • habba dabba cop dop dop dop break it down have a comma question mark lol.

  • break it down

  • lmao funny =]

  • A rap made entirely of punctuation performed by Microsoft Sam hua? so thats why it says yeah in the middle of it..

  • ITS SHIT

  • FOrward come on come on duck?

  • have a cp of duck

  • Fuck a commy commy duck

  • Have A Cup Of Duck!

  • technicaly thats micro soft mike

  • Microsoft Sam should have its own album.

  • it starts to sound like "motherfucker"

  • question mark lol

  • seriously thats insane...

  • wtf?

  • Break it down.

  • lol

  • comma YEAH

  • lololololol

  • stoopid

  • comma comma dot comma comma dot simicolon

  • haha^^

  • better then the rappers of today i guess

  • No..

  • its over ninethuosanddddddddddddddd commas

  • no, comma comma dot lol

  • noice

  • doesn't it gt annoying after a while?

  • it sounds in the end like: have a cup of duck Oo or is it just me?

  • it does to me threw out the video...

    Also like have a condom-a XD

  • it sounds like have half a cup of duck

  • YAH ITS DOES

    XD

  • @Miikkeldk no it rly does

  • @Miikkeldk are you danish? cause i am

  • @Miikkeldk Yea or it slike cough up a duck ? lol

  • @Miikkeldk yeah it does sound like have a cup of duck in the end i think it is meant to be like tht

  • @Miikkeldk you made me go mad laughing

  • @Miikkeldk NOU. I like crispy PEEKING DUCK. :D

  • hah

  • Funny, yet weird.

  • lol how to count a dot

  • subminimal...

  • Break it down aws small faen

  • booooooooooooo

  • lol very original :)

  • ,,,,,,,,,,,,,. ,,,,,,,. ,,,,,,,,,.

  • nice..

  • lol

  • Lol

    commacommacommadotdotdotcommac­ommadotdotdot

  • what the O.O ....

  • LOLLL

  • so is your mom.

  • that... was annoying:S

  • ya!

  • rofl

  • for some reason i find this very hypnotising..

  • Loool "break it down"

    too funny

  • lol

  • that was so bad.... my god you guys want to see some good Microsoft sam work?

  • hahaha awsome! xD

  • BREAK IT DOWN! Cracked me up lol! 5/5

  • Oh, yeah!

    But HOW is it less than five stars??

  • crap

  • i want the lyrics plz ;P

  • Lol Break it down

  • hamma kot dot.

  • sounds sortof like f*ck a cum a dot.

  • epicc

  • how do you get himt to talk

  • start - control panel - sounds, speech and audio devices - speech - then type in what you want!

  • er...yeah it is.

  • @MarkEllisToons I LOLD AT "Break it down"

  • @ochs42 yea it is 

  • @MarkEllisToons And on Vista ?

  • fuck a cum dog

  • there are random moments when it sounds like the beginning of "harder better faster stronger." Weird

    still, funny vid.

  • That's not microsoft sam, it's LH michael!

  • its microsoft sam.

  • lmao it does a sound like "cum a dump"