The Jerky Boys - Roofing

[Eazz34]

I'm gonna find the 25 bastards that disliked this clip and fire them down right on their fking heads !!!!!!!!!!!

[Eazz34]

25 dislikes you must have no pulse!

[fathermurphy]

It's like buckets on my fucking head!

[thatguynick]

This is still the best JB skit ever.

[Banged147Chicks]

@thatguynick 

[Banged147Chicks]

@thatguynick What, are you retarded? This isn't half as funny as the original. You can see they are rehashing old jokes and running in circles trying to keep the same old joke going....

[thatguynick]

@Banged147Chicks Yes, you're exactly right. I must be retarded. :\

[Banged147Chicks]

@thatguynick fucking toolbagger

[Banged147Chicks]

@thatguynick take your first opinion back or i'm gonna come back

[LMAZEmusic]

"the little bastads up on the roof runnin around like fuckin retards, one of then one threw the fuckin window, he thinks hes cute, hes playin his little games he fired his friend threw my fuckin winda, he landed down in the living room!"

HAHAHAHAHAAHAH!!!

[JONESYUSICK]

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa never gets old

[Kostly]

jeeeminy christmas!

[JAEAREONE]

lol little mexicans..

[ThePopculturist]

Hey it's ugh hey it's Jerky, are you jerky Dad?

[chiliwilli22]

"show me what you can do"

[getalife67]

hahahaah XD the best

[geonerd1000]

"the little bastards are runnin around up there like fuckn retards!" lolololol

[swiss221]

arrested development sent me here!

[cjwright79]

That horrible man is out of control... he must be stopped! I'm phoning the police to report this.

[tdwilliams1000]

@cjwright79 you aren't serious are ya there tough guy?

[cjwright79]

@tdwilliams1000 'course not liver lips!

[mikper7]

Jerky Boyz=More proof the 90's are and always will be the greatest decade ever.

[PimpWizard3000]

Andrew Dice Clay lol

[exodustormz]

@PimpWizard3000 its called south ny

[jeffrey305able]

" they're trying to show me this and that i fired the two of the fuckers off on their fucking head, they don't know what the fuck their doing up there, my wife's up there poking around, shes making like she knows what the fuck is up, i fire her down onto the fucking car lol!!!!!!

[otosurgeon]

he think's he's cute! HAHAAH!!!

[xmobster5]

503 5th street... haha what the fuck

[mjfromga89]

The dude is just laughing his ass off. This is fucking funny!

[headschlong]

The kettles, the pots, the fuckin hot shit...brilliant.

[arielbethany21]

my fricking computer is retarted

[detlions76]

this is a fuckin joke huh?

[tninbredretard]

ONE OF THE FUCKERS CAME THROUGH THE WINDOW

HE THINKS HE'S CUTE

[torr59622]

Slapping each other with the hot mops....lol

[Brandon5899]

"the little bastards are up on the roof running around like fuckin retards" LMFAO

[Srd1126]

@Brandon5899 slappin g each other with the hot mops! Even after 15 years it is still halarious.

[tblock18]

BOOM OUTTA HERE

[willburr]

Slappin' each other with da hot mop...

[20carrocks]

some little mexicans up there whacking away....i fired two of the fuckers off of there on their fucking head.  LMAO

[dedricthere]

That's the dude who does Mort from Family guy. 

[MischiefMeerkat]

best fucking character of all

[warftrat87]

im not fucking putting you on man... this is aggravating me now...

[prettydumbvideos]

This one is the best :D

[nick62301]

owange pranks is wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy better

[ImFrankRizzo]

@nick62301 BULLSHIT!

[SonicGem5]

this guy's got the best crank call voice ever

[Jonwood74]

I love these two nutbags. Especially when they fire potatoes at eachothers ass necks. Those bologna titted fuckers. Ooooooh thank you!

[dfonzerrelli17]

"If i get in your way or anything like that you fire me down into the fuckin' yawd.. okay?" Classsiiicccss!!!

[poogpaag]

geeminy christmas

[ImSmarterThanYuo]

"These little mexican fuckers are slapping each other with the hot mops."

[tboogy69]

@ImSmarterThanYuo hahahahahahahaha

[Sexdemon28]

lmaoooo!!!!!



[darrinr769]

who is this? paul. paul who? PAUL RIZZO.

[bp408]

@darrinr769 FRANK RIZZO!!! OPEN YA FUCKIN EARS JACKASS!!!!

[darrinr769]

@bp408 he was paul on my dads cassette yesterday.

listen to car salesman fucker

[Sacredspoon]

Slappin eachother witht the Hot Mops, lmfao!!

[Marsdevilsvolta]

@stingray5051 stole it from some jersey boys though, look up the tube bar tapes.

[fourtsixandtwo]

they were up there with the hot shit and theyre fuckin jokin theyre slappin each other with the hot mops....the lil bastards are up on the roof runnin around roof like fuckin retards

[jeffhardy94100]

this guys are funny

[Mike7124]

503 5th St.

is that in Anytown, USA?

[nickrock23]

@Mike7124 brooklyn 

[Mike7124]

@nickrock23 there is actually a 503 E 5th st in brooklyn, but I doubt thats what he meant. it just sounds like such a random address. like 1 Main St.

Jerky Boys r from Queens so ya never know.

[g2gprosdotcom]

Get out the kettles , pot and hot shit mops!

[ValleyViper81]

These guys are the greatest! Anything else just sucks donkey nuts!

[MusicForeverrrrrrrrr]

i got the fuckin kids up there playin on the roof, this is bs lol

[carminehead1]

The Jerky Boys RULE!!!!!!!!!! Hot mops!

[chrisaltima]

Jimity Christmas !!

[Virgil077]

Lol the guy doesn't start laughing until he mentions domestic violence.

[xwojcik1]

little bastards running around like fuckin retards

[thebigsuperbeatle]

Hot mops

[daveywaikiki]

what can u say about this one classic the way Rizzo says "Alright.." before he goes into it like he doesn't want to give the guy a chance to catch on. This is an f-in joke heh? He thinks he's cute, he's playin his little games

[jimmyslim96]

this guy is exactly like my dad haha

[WeaverBaskets]

"Fired two of the fuckers down on their fucking heads"

[davelinn1980]

"My wife...shes up there pokin around like she knows what the fuck shes doin. I kick her right up the fuckin ass threw her down onto the fuckin car!" Fucking classic!

[Ricmsr1]

@davelinn1980 everyone should thumbs up your comment. Love it.

[tboogy69]

@davelinn1980 funnnnnnnnyyy ass hell.. lmfao

[introvertical71]

"The kettle & the hot shit"



[pablobenitez1]

aguante Tangalanga xD

[dufortrph]

This is their all-time best call. Hands down. "I fire two of the fuckers down onto their heads."

[HOP2LINK]

This is F-ing Great....

[johnny15783]

Jiminy cribs!!!!!!!

[Kostly]

The little bastards are running around on the roof like FUCKIN retards..

[vb4u072499]

R-I-Z-Z-OOOOO

[RAIZEDBYWOLVEZ]

split thier fuckin head...outta here.

[bolmsp]

rofl !!!

[jzk420]

"If I get in your way or anything you fire me down into the fuckin' yard, okay?"

[pampalona55]

My wifes up there poking around, she's making like she knows what the fuck is up, I fired her down on the fucking car ... HAHAHA

[haighter661]

iam a roofer and i agree with secondsunn this is great

[galvocca]

Frank Rizzo is one of my fav's. Epic.

[RAIZEDBYWOLVEZ]

@galvocca frank rizzo is my idol and i have molded myself to be just like him... i fire people right of the fuckin roof there sizzle chest.

[soulleskill]

503 5th st. i live on that road o.O rather fucked if u ask me.

[shemsdawg1]

my wifes poking around like she knows what the fuck shes doing I kicked her up the fucking ass and trew her down onto the fucking car lolololol classic

[Killinemdead1]

@shemsdawg1 why do you faggots have to spoil the jokes?

[SuperThunderlips]

Slapping eachother with the hot mops....LOL

[secondsunn]

I'm a roofing contractor, this is the funniest #@%& in life!

[wooleywilly]

"I threw the two fuckers right down in the yard, split their fuckin heads OUTTA HERE"

[Patral521]

One of my favorite calls of all time!

[7beers]

Every time the guy cracks up it makes me crack up, LOL!!!

[PSpastaman3]

Slapn each other with the hot shit lol

[tommivercetti30]

They tell me this that and the other thing!!!

[JackBuck44]

HE THINKS HE"S CUTE, HE'S PLAYIN HIS LITTLE GAMEs HE FIRED HIS FRIEND THROUGH MY FUCKIN WINDOW HE LANDED DOWN IN THE LIVING ROOM.

[sure2fckitupguy]

He'll split yur balls off the side of yur head,fuit cake

[ballindnight]

fuckin awesome... where can i get the tapes?

[psyco7526]

17 people got kicked up the fuckin ass and thrown down onto the fuckin car

[RedBryn]

@psyco7526 They're probably Kamal's friends & relations! ;-)

[vhbil]

This was lame...

[denenny11]

@vhbil You must need to get thrown down on the fuckin car

[6Ott7]

@vhbil It was great when it was new. 

[botticellix]

I had a bootleg cassette in 7th grade of this. Its still funny today!

[PimpWizard3000]

Frank Rizzo = Andrew Dice Clay on steroids LOL!

[ellobogrande]

Frank Rizzo for President 2012!

[ellobogrande]

His campaign slogan: "Let's see if we can't fix this shit up."

[jgjhereld]

i love the piano tuner one! what kinda dog is it? hes a rotweiler! lol

[jackmioff100]

Fuckin' little mexicans.....

[maureenavena33]

the funniest one in my opinion!

[marcoantonio078]

They're up there slappin each other with the hot mops!

[tizzard1970]

classic

[empireemp24]

15 people got slapped with hot mops as kids

[macocwbyz72]

Man I hade two of these guys tapes. They were hilarious and still are. Been a long time since I heard this.

[TheMeanhippy]

R-I-Z-Z-O!!

[MsL0vie]

rofl!

[BoStErO1905]

15 mexicans, little mexicans disliked this video!

[FinallyBacktoBasics]

Hahaha. Wife got her ass thrown off the fucking roof.

[mozart0341]

i fired her right down onto the fukin car lol. We used to listen to this cd in iraq

[blindambition]

Ah I remeber when i had to sneak around just to listen to this! ahh the 90's were the best! ty for the post

[XxMadMax593]

Was this staged? or is all this real?

[loopygirl1980]

14 people need to be fired off onto thier fucking heads

[kariofcal]

im looking 4 the one where frank rizzo wants to return kitchen tile off the first cd plz help thx

[mac777daddy]

AWESOME!!

[Shreddex101]

Alright if i get in your way or anything you fire me down into the fuckin' yard.

[jodygrind69]

@Shreddex101

"Irate Tile Guy"

[SpottedHyenaStudios]

Lol! XD

[Element1516]

THIISS is the best one @!! ever

[CAIntegrity]

@Jimk669 LOL!! Apparently so! ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT

[BeyondNeptune]

wow, that guy didn't start laugin until Rizzo talked about beating his wife.

[rblaze38]

My wife she's poking around like she knows what fuck she's doing . . .I fired her down on to the lawn . .

[Foam219]

It's Mort Goldman drunk.

[roofmanmike]

Slappin' e-chudda wit da hop mop. My wife she gets up there pokin around like she knows what the fuck she's doin- I fired her down into the fuckin yard

[7Kingsmen]

@roofmanmike The funniest line in the prank XD

[iPhoneAppReviews4You]

This is great! After listening to these guys I'm tempted to get this app and try it myself. Lol. youtube.com/watch?v=NrjamjNHgs­0

[johnny19az19]

Adammm sandlerr

i was a rooferr jus waiting on summerr

[LittleNegrillio]

I got the kids playin' up on the roof, this is bullshit

[jodonte1]

the funniest shit ................period... it's like buckets on my fuckkin head....check out .."thunderhead" young and useless.. youtube.. think ya would like it..every album has a special thanx to jerky boys.....all the best..swizzel chest...

[tn526]

RIZZO

[RobertReyesOfficial]

little bastards runnin across the roof like fuckin retards

[unger520]

sombody please post testing for jepordy

[6Ott7]

Huh this is a Fuckin joke huh?!! Cmon buddy help me out.

[NeuralNetProcessor]

@6Ott7 Best line in this joint right there

[jodonte1]

atta here.. new haven conn. go to wooster street... best abeets in the world..thats apizza to all you cunts.. clam pie, sausage and peppers, sufritto sub, and my mother sittin on your face.. after you said you loved her cooking.... now fuck off....

[LEHIGHDRIVE]

Jiminy Christmas

[DET832]

LOL !!1 Frank Rizzo ?? He was mayor of Philly back in the 70's i think...

[IzDatChick]

2:15 "jimm-in-eee christmas"

do u kno wen the last time i heard somebody say that wen i was like 8 im 16 now

lol

[tonyAJ420]

Does anyone know which call it is that Frank Rizzo talks about his wife slipping and falling on a accordion? 

[aquatics125]

lmao!!!!!! the one mexican thinks hes cute comes threw the window

[1776SonofLiberty]

hahaha....what did you expect Frank Rizzo when you hire cheap (probably illegal) labor from Mexico! This one's a classic...takes me back! Love it. Thanks for posting

[punkassmitch]

if i get in your way, anything like that... you fire me down inta the fuckin' yard o.k.?

[RajekArionShinoda]

Okay, my brother and I remembered a line from one of the Jerky Boys prank calls but we can't figure out with one it is, here's the line: "use your arms like sticks of fury!"

lol, can anyone remember which one that line is from???

[base3100]

"It's like buckets on my fuckin' head." LOL

[buck62sugar]

"well whodya hire to do that"

"I...I...I don't know tha name of tha fuckers, I thought I'd get a little break on tha price..."

H I L A R I O U S

Of course Rizzo would cut corners to save a few bucks!!!

Whoever created this Rizzo character, thank you. Kudos!!!!

[buck62sugar]

"...yea, now this problem, this has been goin' on for years now, ya ya, ya know what I'm sayin'? The rain just comes in it's like buckets on my fuckin' head. It's gettin' outta line now!!" Rizzo's finally had enough with tha rain.

"...this, that, and the other thing..." my favorite meaningless throw away line.

Man, this is too damn funny!!!

[tattoodon7]

wow this takes me back to my high school days when these guys were in their prime

[cory420sauer]

@tattoodon7 shit i was like 9 10 years old when i first heard these guys lol my brothers friends use to call the local grocery store asking if his dad was there they would ask who his dad was and he'd scotty pipen hahahaha man use to think that was funnier than hell u could hear them put the phone down and do the page scotty pipen ur son is on line 1 scotty pipen ur son is on line 1 hahahaha

[ihavecj5fever]

@tattoodon7 You are exactly right!!

[omunozl]

what do ya do?you go up there kettles,the pots the hot shit?lmao!!!

[KingCobraOutlaw]

its not fake this is a prank call have u never gotton bored and done this shit

[YmeStingWrestler1]

i think this one might be fake only because it played together a little to good!

[enigma800]

@YmeStingWrestler1 No, this is far from fake. The Jerky Boys are legendary for their outrageous prank calls.

[vikingchris22]

im italian and from brooklyn and these guys are HILARIOUS!

frank rizzo