Cats are funny, are pretty, are smart, are lovely, are beautiful, are strong, are cool, are amazing, are positive, are happyness, are majestic, are glorious, are impressive, are powerful.
@EmperorZ19 Well, they put us on the receiving end at least twice, and it was every bit as confusing as you'd fear. JD either has A.D.D. or some serious psychological issues.
The first thing to do when bringing a cat home is to make sure it will not wander too far. Use a match or candle and burn off the whiskers. Heat a thick wire or paperclip end and burn the eyeballs. If it is a large cat, use a pliers or hammer and break at least two legs. Thus if it does get out of the cardboard crypt it cannot see and should not wander too far. I like to put the cat in a 5-gallon bucket and add boiling hot water. They squirm real good. Who ever said cats were useless.
i wish it was that simple. my husband has heart failure is cooped up AGAIN in the hospital and i have been sooooooooooooooo stressed i just keep watching this video -- it's sooooooooooo messed up yet i can't tear my eyes away. lol
Yeah too bad a box of kittens isn't the cure for everything...... how much more simple it would be to solve the world's problems. Pissed off? Here have a box of kittens!! Problem solved! ;p
Hand an evil-doer a box of tiny fluffy kittens, and prepare to never see hunger, homelessness or hangnails; disease, divorce or dirty dishes; murder, mahem or mischief; terrorism, taxes or toothaches; bigotry, bills or bad-hair days ever-never-ever-ever-never again.
So, what are ya'll waiting for?!?! Go git them kittens into boxes and start saving the world!!!!
8 people need a box of kittens
spottedpaw444 2 days ago
I need that damn box!! Now!!!
cubancat27 2 weeks ago
i need a box of kittens.
MrPhoenis 3 weeks ago
I fucking love Kittens.
historybuff5341 1 month ago
my cat heard the kittens and looked at me like I was a whore...
pxnxd68 4 months ago 10
lol clip from scrubs
erkigets 4 months ago
erectile dysfunction..... wtf
TrappedunderIcE7 4 months ago
that was so cute, i puked rainbows.
tharailwaydra 6 months ago
I would kidnap those cats
DarkCrystalSage 6 months ago
7 people have no souls.
thomaschavers 7 months ago 6
jajaja
SaKuRa2011Butterfly 7 months ago
awww my HMO would never cover a box of kittens!
customcartoons 7 months ago 5
:/ my old cat had 8 kittens, why didnt i think of making such a great idea ):
ab1d43 8 months ago
aww the kittens are so cute<3i would juv to have a box of kittens poured over me.7 people must hate kittens.
234KatyI 8 months ago
I like to think that even if I were a senile old man, kittens would never fail to make me happy *tailwags*
CloudchaserShaconag 8 months ago
now i want a box of kittens
pikachugirl254 9 months ago
QUICK! GET ME A BOX KITTENS!
skitty1234567891 9 months ago 7
@trikinuke fag
garchomp119568 9 months ago
lol tiny scratches...
amberace 9 months ago
this must be the best prescription ever! A box of kittens can fix all your ailments :)
kittykitty0204 10 months ago 3
i want to have a box of kittens on me!
Kyouya321 10 months ago
Aww thoses kitty's are so cute
738kathleena 11 months ago
If only that cured cancer and other bullshit.....
mika123gurl 11 months ago 11
I miss my kittens now! >n<
CatChimeraCrystal64 1 year ago
Cats are funny, are pretty, are smart, are lovely, are beautiful, are strong, are cool, are amazing, are positive, are happyness, are majestic, are glorious, are impressive, are powerful.
Cats are a present of God.
Cats are good for HEALTH.
trikinuke 1 year ago 7
5 people got erectile dysfunction from Kittens.
LTFrostbite 1 year ago 13
lol erectile dysfunction
Evanx373 1 year ago
Before i die i want this to happen to me.
AdamC316 1 year ago
5 dogs viewed this video.
Harmless 1 year ago
*pretends to have a heartattack*
tobiswife 1 year ago 4
they're made of love and claws
kiljoy459 1 year ago
im pretty confident that im not the only one who went "Awwww!"
BitchOfTheMilitary 1 year ago 29
thats me !
aboxfullofkittens 1 year ago
My doctor should give me a box of kittens as my medicine!!!! oh such cute little bundles of fur...and claws....
Pikachu1743 1 year ago
ahaha aboxofkittenshowcutethisishardtoreadright?AmIright,oramIright=D
orochimaru960 1 year ago
Cutest. Medicine. EVAR!!!
funnychic96 1 year ago
AWWWW kittys!!!!!
DragonQueenOfTheDead 1 year ago
best guest stars ever
MeeTpAradize 1 year ago
I LOVE SCRUBS
funnyheadpuppy 1 year ago 4
I seriously can't stop watching this!
I'll have to reconsider my DNR order! :D
juniper30 1 year ago
Kittens may not cure illness directly, but they do make people feel happier..therefore increasing quality of life. Bring on the kittens!! :D
GodFearinKid 1 year ago
Oh my god, that is just too adorable!
CassaStarfire 1 year ago 3
I was wondering why my pep was on the fritz, now I know why. Damn kittens!
HipHopPolooza 1 year ago 3
literally, catface :3
SupraFandario 1 year ago
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SupraFandario 1 year ago
4 people were blinded by cuteness and missed the like button.
SeraHarms 1 year ago
like if kittens would save his life what ever :/
dinosrockish1 1 year ago
kittens cure everything! but there is 1 thingh they dont cure, and thats being allergic to them! ( by the way i AM allergic! )
KooKookid520 1 year ago
aww dang, i really want box of kittens right now
starwarsnerd100 1 year ago
erectile dysfunction lmao
fadstar14 1 year ago 3
ED? I think I'll take my chances with the heart attack.
MexicanJuice7 1 year ago
possibl;e side effects of kittens are:
sneezing
tiny scratches
and erectile dysfunction.
UnchainedSilence 1 year ago
I WISH THIS WAS A REAL PROCEDURE. :D
Knerdzilla 1 year ago 3
DO WANT. :3
Neekerisanni123 1 year ago
I mean, how are you supposed to treat that?
...wouldn't I be a great spokesperson for things?
I'm glad I'm watching the show instead of being in the show, or I'd be really confused.
EmperorZ19 1 year ago 5
@EmperorZ19 Well, they put us on the receiving end at least twice, and it was every bit as confusing as you'd fear. JD either has A.D.D. or some serious psychological issues.
zeekyboogydoog826 1 year ago
...Wouldn't I be a great spokesperson for things?
zeekyboogydoog826 1 year ago 3
I want a box of kittens dropped on me. :O
misfitdoll23 1 year ago 8
Probably the best cure for a heart attack X3
DarkTokarii47 1 year ago 4
If I were that guy I would think I had died and gone to heaven! Kittens are directly from heaven!
LindaDooWop 1 year ago 5
LOL! That's so cute!
silverfoxtrot13 1 year ago
ajfilajjfldjaljfljadkjal!!! SO CUTE!!! X3
Kari166 2 years ago
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The first thing to do when bringing a cat home is to make sure it will not wander too far. Use a match or candle and burn off the whiskers. Heat a thick wire or paperclip end and burn the eyeballs. If it is a large cat, use a pliers or hammer and break at least two legs. Thus if it does get out of the cardboard crypt it cannot see and should not wander too far. I like to put the cat in a 5-gallon bucket and add boiling hot water. They squirm real good. Who ever said cats were useless.
bobcoburn11 2 years ago
@bobcoburn11 Oh god, that's horrible DX
I would NEVER do that to ANY animal
DarkTokarii47 1 year ago
@bobcoburn11 what the fuck is wrong with you?
snarst 1 year ago
i wish it was that simple. my husband has heart failure is cooped up AGAIN in the hospital and i have been sooooooooooooooo stressed i just keep watching this video -- it's sooooooooooo messed up yet i can't tear my eyes away. lol
Firecat7409 2 years ago
-huggles- I hope your husband gets better.
xxliew 2 years ago
Best. Treatment. EVER!
vfaulkon 2 years ago
whered they get erectile dysfunction from? hahaha
Headsetphobias 2 years ago
i love the black and white...it is so cute!
maria7885 2 years ago
KITTENS. <3
OchaKai 2 years ago
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zimzimpopbapgizmo 2 years ago
i would crash just 2 have a box of kitten on me!!
partygirl209 2 years ago 83
aww
trollz4 2 years ago
mew!
singedrac 2 years ago 2
I'm allergic too! It's not fair!
I still pet them though, then I just wash my hands before I touch my face or something.
sadeyedangel 2 years ago
Haha that sounds weird
I just wash my hands before I touch my face.. maybe because I imagine seeing that happen.. nevermind :")
Andisayrawrr 2 years ago
I love kittens but i'm allergic so... life is shit without something happy like cats and kitten or even cute dogs!
zbrolyz 2 years ago 2
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even this can't make me happy after Michael Jacksons death. =[
zernockia 2 years ago
obviously you havent had much go wrong in your life
PeterRichards505 2 years ago
Then I'd hate to be related to you. You'd make a sunrise depressing.
TheSilverAce 2 years ago 3
i want kittens dumped on meh =[
kittens: the best way to make someone happy.
kittens are the best ^^
zernockia 2 years ago 9
unless they're allergic.
elementwind91 2 years ago
ROFL!! "He's coding get me a box of kittens stat!!"
RockinYourWorld11 2 years ago 4
60% of the time...it works all the time.
b11ndfr3m3n 2 years ago 4
N.E.D.M.
genshikashmir 2 years ago 5
Yes, J.D., you would indeed be a great spokesperson for things.
ThornheartCat 2 years ago 8
stumbled upon
unknownperson801 2 years ago
ditto for me on that
blackdaan 2 years ago
dangit, i need a box of kittens
someboringperson 2 years ago 7
I want kitties dumped on me too. D:
ShinigamiKiiana 2 years ago 8
Kittens are made up of happiness and sunshine, contained in tiny, fluffy bodies<33
XylitolFairy 2 years ago 145
Man this is one of the funnier jokes to come from scrubs. My dad hates the show and I simply can't understand why.
flameroller 2 years ago 2
my dad hated it too! until he actually watched it lol, then he loved it
UndeniableMystique 2 years ago 2
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lol what episode is this ?
imcool021 2 years ago 2
yeah, i would like to know also
serabus 2 years ago
Season 6 episode My House
imcool021 2 years ago
ty!
serabus 2 years ago
lol, I looked this up because I have six 3 week old kittens in the bathroom along with their mom ^_^
tictacs9413 2 years ago
HAHAH!!
Scrubs is amazing!!
PuppyLuver160 2 years ago
Great and true, the kittens make the same effect with me :)
CauliflowerSoup 3 years ago
KITTIES! =D
Midnightthecat93 3 years ago
Haha, perfect!
DaPhinoXX 3 years ago
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I enjoy this video =) it makes me really horny!! r
clearwispmist 3 years ago
lol
prettypony207 3 years ago 2
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IF anyone reading this comment is horny and bored u should TOTALLY check out my profile and msg me on MSN messenger!! D
lovechyna 3 years ago
Whoever doesn't like Scrubs SUCKS.
headed4thebottom 3 years ago 2
i agree.
mustardgamer 3 years ago
Ditto
finnishnin 3 years ago
Shun all nonbelievers!
~ Chris @ Ergo
ErgoPictures 2 years ago
That little song that plays when the kittens come out of the box is also cute. :D
headed4thebottom 3 years ago 3
Sooo damn cute... I love kittens!!!
headed4thebottom 3 years ago
Best. Treatment. Ever.
DoomedAlchemist 3 years ago 10
aww, the kittens are cute. ^^
TucanaTheToucan 3 years ago 3
this clip is so hilarious!! lol but the patient is a horrible actor.
arod325 3 years ago 2
Yeah too bad a box of kittens isn't the cure for everything...... how much more simple it would be to solve the world's problems. Pissed off? Here have a box of kittens!! Problem solved! ;p
Tsukiyo165 3 years ago 5
This is the ultimate cure. We just haven't found it out yet.
Stealthsuit07 3 years ago 2
the sick guy reminds me of allen covert.
or "Alex from the movie Grandma's Boy"
BboyRITUS 3 years ago
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Scrubs is so stupid, its not even funneh...
Dimak666 3 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
I'm sorry to all those people that gave you a thumbs down, I totally agree
ishbo22 3 years ago
Then don't watch this OR comment it just for us to spam it!
AXELTRK 3 years ago
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Possible side-effects from kittens include
-sneezing
-tiny scratches
And erectile dysfunction
LazyCrazyClown 3 years ago
yes
we watched the video also
hobbestyguy 3 years ago 14
You should get a job as a parrot.
MaxThinksHesCool 3 years ago 7
Kawaii!! So cute!! ^o^
Cyberwolf087 3 years ago
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tosser
crashkidandi 3 years ago
LOL
Aww...they should treat me like that if I'm in the hospital! lol!
Zeldafanhere 3 years ago 3
SERIOUSLY!!! heh..
IxiFan 3 years ago
i love kitens
drunkenwoodelf 3 years ago
LOL @ JD's face at 00.27
stuckupcow90 4 years ago
LOL. I LOVE this!
VronRN 4 years ago
BOX OF KITTENS DDD: i want them so bad and just snuggle with them <3
kurdie 4 years ago
The government can deny it no more...
...KITTENS CURE EVERYTHING.
Hand an evil-doer a box of tiny fluffy kittens, and prepare to never see hunger, homelessness or hangnails; disease, divorce or dirty dishes; murder, mahem or mischief; terrorism, taxes or toothaches; bigotry, bills or bad-hair days ever-never-ever-ever-never again.
So, what are ya'll waiting for?!?! Go git them kittens into boxes and start saving the world!!!!
pinkology777 4 years ago 53
Amen to that! XD Gotsa get me some li'l kittehs!!!
TrueCourse 3 years ago
@pinkology777
OHHHHHHHH if only it were true!!!!!!
Rubberduckyofdoomy 1 year ago
lol
sds1522 4 years ago
watching this made me feel better ^-^ LOL...absolutely love this clip..it's one of my many favorite JD daydreams! thank you for posting it.
osuannie2010 4 years ago 5
LOL!
If every disease could be cured like that... XDXD
GabyVKN 4 years ago 5
LOL.
luv4knowledge 4 years ago
rofl i love Zach Braff!!
maxxumiv 4 years ago
Lmao, I love this scene!
Sajina 4 years ago
that is so f-ing funny!! lmao
shadowmith69 4 years ago
LMAO @ side effects!!!
marcslayton 4 years ago
AHAHAHA i almost died from laughing too much!!!!!i had better stop now...ltr mum think i mad le...=.=
mermaidencore 4 years ago
I almost died the first time I saw this. xD
Miuya 4 years ago
lol I saw this last night that would be awesome to have a box of kittens
eddy899 4 years ago
it might be difficult to hold another kitten ever again
OldManRiviera 4 years ago
its ironic because zach braff is actully a spokesperson now
SpartanOnFire 4 years ago
I wish all hospitals kept boxes of kittens. I would make myself sad just so they'd dump a box of kittens on me!!!
blueladydragon88 4 years ago
Amen.
ixcaughtxfirexxcore 4 years ago
and I won't have to worry about the side effects cuz I"m not allergic, tiny scratches don't bother, and I'm a chick. lol
blueladydragon88 4 years ago 9
haha that was good!! :)
MeganLoversU 4 years ago
if im in a cruddy mood only a box of kittens will make me happy :)
joysgirl 4 years ago
Fell off my sofa laughing at that bit, thanks for posting!
forgeuk 4 years ago
the first time i saw this i almost peed myself.
AdventurePigStatue 4 years ago
I want to have a heart attack and get treated with kittens.
I don't mind the tiny scratches.
<3
thegiantmushroom 4 years ago
omg, 1 of the funniest moments on scrubs ever.
Spongesgotskillz 4 years ago
I remember when this episode first came on... Kittens causing ED, lol ^_^
drawingmanga101 4 years ago
Hah, wow erectile dysfunction.
Unholyguardian 4 years ago
lol, Scrubs was on just a few mins ago, too bad it wasnt this episode
herrocitywok 4 years ago
HAHAHA. . . .ahh box of kittens thats why i love scrubs!
Buzzman753 4 years ago
erectile dsyfunction..?
lmfao Scrubs is amazing.
aliciaaenimaa 5 years ago
lawl...
Lich102 5 years ago
Best part of the episode, I love this show :D
amenoheisei 5 years ago