What men/women really mean when they say...

[darkbyke]

So true

[DragonsExtremeFury]

i like the first dress better= pick any freakin dress and lets get out of here

[cembalistmn]

My favorite joke:

When my girlfriend is depressed, she looks in the mirror and thinks, "God, I'm fat."

When I'm depressed, I look in the mirror and think, "God, my girlfriend is fat."

[Macedonie98]

@cembalistmn

Funny, or not... O.o

[ZeeDudes]

You prob havnt been close enough to a girl to actually say this crap so how would you know?

[DragonofShu]

the guy who created that is such a misled poor eprson

[carlosrawr]

LMFAO EPIC TRUE

[torisinift]

iF every1 would stop complaining and step back and see that someone had the guts to say it they'd realize that everything on this vid is reality baby, you dont like it, dont watch it

[sammelvuo]

Carolina? Which one... South or North?

:p

The video is a kind of joke but that's true. No women want to marry a poor guy.

[ikaitlee]

so its pretty fucking upfront your a guy you asshole!

[TheRaginTiger]

Just a quick correction: when women say "we need to talk" they actually mean "I need bitch and nag" not complain, but "bitch and nag".

[carolinaAzz555]

@TheRaginTiger Chances are: U "bitch & nag" just as much if not more than she does but ur a guy so it's not called "bitch & nag". However, my advice is to be a little less of an asshole & she would hv no reason to "bitch & nag." Just a quick correction. :)

[TheRaginTiger]

@carolinaAzz555

Thank you so much for proving my point. I am never an asshole..... you just proved that women of your caliber are bitches and nags.. continue going on and prove my point, bitch.

[carolinaAzz555]

@TheRaginTiger Of my caliber huh? lol. What's my caliber exactly? Do me a favor & try to leave the angry bitchiness out of your response, okay? Just b/c you're a pu&&y doesnt mean this has to become a cat fight!

[TheRaginTiger]

@carolinaAzz555

Not only a bitch, but dumb too!.... OK, I don't argue with bitches and kids.

Go grab the cheapest McDonald's burger and distract yourself with it. You could bark just like a guard dog, and I man not gonna give you any more importance by talking back to you.

[carolinaAzz555]

TheRaginTiger, have we resulted to some form of racism? Be honest now. How else would you have known that I looooove the cheapest shit on the menu?! :D You're so insightful omg. Just kidding. You're a fucking idiot lol. I think it's best that you DO stop while you're ahead. Btw, I'm still waiting for that non-asshole thing to kick in...

[TheRaginTiger]

@carolinaAzz555

Stuff some more of those cheap burgers up your fat ass.

Gentlemen, here's the proof to what I said about women being bitches and naggers.

[ScatteredBrains321]

hahahaha

[AmericanKagome78]

WOW. ok, this is totally whack, I'm a girl and when I say yes, I mean yes. When I say no, I mean no and when I say maybe, I truely mean maybe. Idk about the guy half, but guys have asked my out to dinner/movies etc and hey I'm still a virgin, haha.

[AmericanKagome78]

@AmericanKagome78 *me, sorry not my

[tedzoid]

0:33 so true haha

[DrGraceG]

A feminist would never write crap like this. This was written by a guy who was burned.

[cr4yv3n]

@DrGraceG feminist would spew hate only.

[TheWindsOfMercy]

@cr4yv3n

So what if they do? What's your problem with feminists? They tough and independent and that hurts you like hell, right?

[cr4yv3n]

@TheWindsOfMercy feminism has nothing to do with freedom or independence.

It was ultimately MEN who decided that "yes women should be treated equal" not women - so you're not really tough.

No it doesn't hurt ME at all really, it's just a bad movement who needs to die out.

Deal with it - feminism nowadays is bad for everyone...EVEN women.

[TheWindsOfMercy]

@cr4yv3n

So I am right... it's men who created the concept of Gender Equality. It has caused nothing but ruin. A lot of women do not support the that movement, so why do men still attack them? The feminist movement was initiated by white women. They ruined it all for the rest of us with their "I want to be in the trousers" crap. A lot of women (mostly Muslim/Eastern women) dont support this, but men use the feminism movement as an excuse to abandon their obligations in relationships.

[cr4yv3n]

@TheWindsOfMercy I'm a bit confused here - maybe because it's 5 am - but in your earlier post you defend feminism for its "independency" while now you go and bash it.

Which one you support anyway?

[TheWindsOfMercy]

@cr4yv3n

I support feminism, not femin(ist)s.

[themo8pie]

@cr4yv3n he basically supports the idea not the idealist

[cr4yv3n]

@themo8pie The idea is impractical - good relations are ALWAYS based on equality ( silently acknowledged without the need of third party groups to spoon feed us this shit ).

That's the problem.

[faisalkfpm]

@DrGraceG more like someone wants to make you laugh and get a bit of popularity

[SadCarnage1224]

@DrGraceG Good response pat ur back now :D

[darkbyke]

@DrGraceG Says the person using ‘The Catalogue of Anti-Male Shaming Tactics’

[SamStripes]

fucking queer, this is gay shit nigga

[FitnessGuru1988]

Well they got one they wrong. Ideally we would like eventually to be right now but, woman have this weird thing about having to feel loved before doing the nasty.

[HesseJamez]

Works best with Greeks & Germans

Greek "yes" = ne

German "no" = ne (short cut for "nein")

[DarkDaniAngel]

This is... true for most girls/women but for me, I mean exactly what I say. I would base a relationship on friendship and connecting with each other rather that compliments and materialistic things such as flowers etc. I think that you don't really need that and if women do, it proves they basically want a money generator who tells them they're pretty... also, I'm not the type that nags a lot either, I think my partner would do most of the nagging...

[AmericanKagome78]

@DarkDaniAngel I agree completely, I'm the same way.

[YaikonMetal]

Written by a feminist, i assume.

[lonewoulf239]

we say what we mean dammit

[ykshiuz]

true, true ;DD

[woahXgirl94]

Nope. Not true,

[fessbos]

SEXIST

[wudulikeapuup]

how so , when he just enfoces steriotypes of BOTH sexs pointing out the flaws of women/men he /she may have met at some point , you gay

[crazysim9]

@fessbos this video isnt sexist you insignificant little worm

[Scottcmilk]

lol harsh reply

[huyup123456]

LOL

[Thedailyorgy]

What do you mean "eventually" like to have sex?

[tarthead]

lmao

[iloveknitting1]

that almost excuses you for being a sexist bastard!!! that was very cute and very true

[angelsmoonful]

very true

[IamCorgidan]

Lets talk = I need to complain. that was epic!

[andrewjohnson4015]

women are pretty much only good for cooking, cleaning and vaginas

[xxxtemtationxxx]

loooool you sexist bastard lol :P

[Maztuhmind]

show me your genitals...your genitals.

[Hixbrianrkule]

actually when a women says yes it can = No or Yes, and No can = No or Yes, believe me i got in trouble for thinking that way

[SomeBlokeLol]

Maybe = yes

no = maybe,

yes = she's no lady.

[witor19]

TRUEEE!!!!

[ncfwhitetigress]

i think i communicate more like men

[Groongers]

I like the music you haven't used on this video.

[edanarpe]

lolololol

[shandor887]

GOLD!

[MadsHald]

nice :)

[eskimosurferdreamer]

true!

[shitxpark]

Oh yea..;]

Only truth !

xD

[jonnyboi2156]

this is all true

[guevaramatthew]

HAHAHAHAHA

[apbrit2009]

true

[MaesxIsxMine]

TRUE!!! XD

[elisacid]

very funny!!

[Keldaris91]

i would correct on women yes no maybe

yes= no

no= yes

maybe=yes

[Kaboosh1337]

not if shes black XD

[cutief]

omg! that is soooo true!!! no offence to the men out there!!!

[garevac75]

i never understand women, she tells me she doesn't want anyting for her birthday, i say ok, then shes all pissed off because i didn't get her anything, someone explain

[c00lwatter]

There are two kinds of questions that women ask: Insecure and Logical. THe way you respond depends on the question. Heres an example:

Insecure: Why should I trust you?

Response: Trust yourself, sweetheart, I'm going to get a drink.

Logical: What is 4 + 4.

Response: Get a calculator, sweetheart, I'm going to get a drink.

Simple.

[garevac75]

What, how is that simple?

[2azenm]

heres simple for you:

girls or people in general don't want to be rude so if they are well mannered if you ask them if they want something their initial reaction is no. but come on..EVERYONE would like something..especially on their birthday

[garevac75]

ok ok i get, i'll get her something next time

[iliveonstagex3]

omg lol shes testing you. she might not have anything in mind, but that doesnt mean you shouldnt get her anything. you coulda just given her something simple like a bouquet, even tho she didnt ask for anything specifically. she wanted to be surprised, but was disappointed when there wasnt anything. women like little gifts out of nowhere, so the next time you see her give her a flower or something to show your affection for her. :)

[garevac75]

yea yea, ok ill get her something really nice for her next one

[Calebmoyer]

bitches is CRAZY!

[akinadownhillace]

We need to talk = some shit I gotta do.

[timg4444]

dave chappelle lol nice akin...FUCK

[Psychokitten67]

@ akinadownhillace

Chris rock fan? :P

[akinadownhillace]

Um, Dave Chappelle but close enough.

[rrttoo555]

its no that funny !! :@

[galatasarayfan67]

hahahahah a

[vaterbglov]

funny

[coolguymint]

this is not me

my translations are

im hungry=go get some food please

im tired= bring the bed down for me

all other 3 = i sorta like you lets keep going

no seriously im a gamer but i can be alright when i want

[XIPM3]

its funny cause its true.

[RussX5Z]

That is so sexist about the guy part. I'm a guy and the truth is yes I would like to have sex with her but I also want to get to know her and see what's in her mind and discuss things. The same goes for the woman. The whole guy's perspective these days is so out of porportion/overboard its rediculous. MEN HAVE CLASS, MEN ARE GENTLEMENS, MEN ARE EMOTIONAL, MEN ARE INTELLIGENT, MEN CAN BE UNDERSTANDING. AND FOR THE LAST TIME WOMEN!! WE ARE NOT ANIMALS!!!

[Chaingangsoldiernit]

lier...we are all animals...

[RussX5Z]

Maybe you can say the majority of men are animals or the first thing that comes to our mind in a women is sex. The MAJORITY of men not all men. And I happen to fall in the minority. And I'm not saying I'm better than anybody I just happen to be different. Thank you.

[Chaingangsoldiernit]

hmmmm...at times we are not animals but at times we are...and that goes true for every man!

[RussX5Z]

And the same goes for a women. But in a more complicating and different way. We all have to remember that men and women aren't that different from one another when you deeply think about the gender situations. From what someone told and taught me. I can explain this more specificly and briefly but it'll take up too much time and space. Anyways bye and peace. :)

[PixyWHG]

You are right~

At least for you, it is not that bad, seems~

[FilmTraum5]

He he he!Typisch Mann! Einbildung ist auch ne

Bildung!

[mattcg90]

Filmtraum5

Das ist nicht was ein typisch mann sind!

[SoldierAlexandra]

lol!very funny:)

[Downtoearth4487]

Im a chick and none of those match me, because alot of ppl are diff.

This is me ...

Yes: yes godamnit!

No: NO!

Maybe: maybe

we need to talk: I .... want to talk....

I want new curtains: go give my a hamburger.

[fresh4life36]

lol... okay?... pretty simple

[gb389]

a stubble faced neglentanct jerk asshole?

does that mean i should follow these steps?

1:get her drunk

2:dont wear a condum *hint**hint*

3:when she tells me shes pregnet i should leave her with the baby, and not pay for her abortion,

i dont think a woman would like that....

[ilovelasagnaXD]

why not???? -_-

[johnnyponny4]

I love it when they say, "I want to feel you." They just want to get pregnant, because they think you will stay with them. But most men drop them like a hot potato.

No, I do not condone abortion, so don't do it.

Put it up for adoption.

It's spelled "negligent" by the way. For some weird reason, some women seem to respond more to a man who doesn't seem to give a shit about them, than to a nice man who dotes all over them. They take you for granted after awhile.

[derteufel04]

that is so NOT TRUE!! were you born on the 50s???? because it was then when many tought they could get a guy by becoming pregnant..I don´t know any who now a days would screw her life that way!!! it is not only women who seem to be attracted to a person who doesn´t give a shit about them.. seen many guys too!!

[johnnyponny4]

no no no no. I have winessed it myself. Many women want to get pregnant today for different reasons, not to make him stay with her...but mainly..wait for it..to get child support!! happened to my brother.

[1WhoSeeks]

@gb389 Get her drunk? Is she so pathetic she can`t take responsibility for her own actions? Get her pregnant? Is she so pathetic she can`t take responsibility for her own action? What tailer park are we talking about here anyway?

[gb389]

@1WhoSeeks i really don't understand what you're getting at here, and i wrote that comment two years ago, couldn't you have just left it alone?

[johnnyponny4]

Mnay women seem to go through a stage where they like stubble-faced assholes. These women get off on this because, for one thing they were raised to be nice, full of sugar and spice, and dating an asshole is a way to rebel. Also, their inflated egos think they can change these assholes, and it is a challenge. Moreover, nice guys are boring and predictable after awhile. There is so much more mystery to a negligent jerk: Unpredicability is a turn-on to women. Let all men understand this.

[modernlifechews]

what does stubble have to do with personality?

[stemborrer]

yes=no

no=no

maybe=no

f**k!!

[JoostShino]

you should just get a new gf then :P

[rankles]

We're all fighting that losing battle I'm afraid.

[RoisinBov]

We need to talk = I need to complain

Soooo true, for both sexes though.

[Strawbellied]

Bwaha.

Too true :)

[samothraki1]

iTS QUITE SIMPLE LADIES. MEN ARE ALL THE SAME. ALWAYS HAVE BEEN ALWAYS WILL BE. SO IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH MEN DON'T GET INVOLVED WITH MEN. BUT OF COURSE YOU WILL BECAUSE YOU CANNOT RESIST US. AND THAT IS WHY YOU RESENT US!

[latisha4u]

that is so true!

[Cornelisbramfilms]

check oit this lol

/watch?v=3-_rHANVANs

[midnightcashier]

pretty funny, and true (coming from a woman)

[swedeminator]

screw off ya sexist bastard.

[madmal666]

5☆☆☆☆☆!!

[darkzard710]

awesome

[paintchips83]

classic but true!

[Morr6565]

Luv it!! Spot ON

[chrisvet1]

Completely accurate.

[yayahuh]

nice.

[jusbreeze369]

ha ha ha true!

[Polkastriipe]

not true tbf

[Megalodan9]

Women think about sex just as much as men do. They just don't admit it.

[CountessOfFlames]

The fuck they dont lol

[mesqoo]

womans dont agrre with this...and mans just laughing and thinking its true...all around the world its same ladies and gentelmen..its a nature and goal of the mens and womans..

[retroelectro5]

that's cute

[deecheerxo]

stupid

[xxUKChickxx]

thats true about the sex thing, thats all men think about!

[goodall19]

truesay.

[sockironer]

Ukchick, I think about spatulas and gnomes involved in gymnastics and toilet roll origami,(so can I bone you?)

[xxUKChickxx]

Hahaha, u joka, u no wat i meant and for most men its true

Lmao!

:)

[JotaroKujo]

No, not really. But... How you doing?

[SlavicStudios]

and that is bad why??!!

[mattcg90]

xxUKChickxx

Men think about a lot of other things. You don't seem to realize that yet, though.

[Lordifani]

LOL!

[loudspeaker911]

very true

[santis20]

thats so true

[JoostShino]

i dont have to make excuses to get sex with my gf... so if i mean i wanna watch a movie.. i just wanna watch a movie.

[NiKoBBoy]

fag

[JoostShino]

why? caus i actually have a girlfriend? if i want to get laid i dont have to make excuses. if u do then thats sad for you.

[NiKoBBoy]

lol fag

[JoostShino]

almost funny :P

[RoisinBov]

Women like sex too. If everyone was honest we wouldnt be in this mess. I agree with Joost, only substitute gf with bf :D

Mind you he does want sex more often than I do. Hmmm, Im voting do both, sex and movie!

[JoostShino]

Someone that makes sense! At last!

[electrifizzle]

lol funny

[alishadjc]

Please READ and WAKE UP! Research CFR - They admit on their own website that they're for One World Government. Then research the presidential candidates who are members...ALL of them are except Ron Paul...yes, even Obama and Hillary are members of the CFR. Research Dick Cheney's speech to CFR. It's time to march to Whitehouse-June 21st, 2008 and get media attention to Ron Paul Revolution and hopefully Ron Paul. It's about NOT getting chipped, it's about halting the path to One World Government.

[GreaterbeingFilms]

lol... just lol, if anybody at all would ever believe you.. they would be a complete tard (a Ron Paul supporter)

[J1Goro]

Must be nice to be ignorant beyond words lol. Ignorance is bliss they say.

[ThaD0nDiVa]

YES WE CAN >> OBAMA 08!!

[sMug89]

i wouldn't 'couz i stopped reading after "Please READ" XD

[404ErrorNotfound]

Women already know all about us. :(

[002E00]

Damnit - men's secret has been leaked.

[Woodcock07]

This is true for guys, I'm one!

[KaneFFU]

"Why has no one comment on this? "

Heard all this stuff before. It's called, let's go watch the next video.

[chloelibertine]

You said it

[belkis93]

LOL DAZ FUNNy,BUh EXEPT YES DUZ MEAN YES && MAyB 98% OF DA TiME MEANZ NO.TRUST MEh i NOE AM A WOMEN

[riverrat79852]

What?

[dentalplanz]

lol, I agree.

[jebril]

This is actually REALLY TRUE. xD

Well as a guy, the guy part is kind of...,it's true. >,>

[LtBeefy91]

Incredibly funny, I have no idea how it got a 2 start rating, 5 stars with me!

[riantbuffo]

watch?v=xk59ZcYUW6Y

[118118whaaat]

theres 44 seconds of my life ill never get back

[sMug89]

that's old...think of something new

[Psychokitten67]

It took you the whole 44 seconds to realise you didnt wanna watch it? wow...idiot

[RaZoredX]

Most likely cos it's shit. (:

[chloelibertine]

Prob cause it's shit

[edvosper]

Why has no one comment on this?