How To Make Yourself Irresistible To Girls

[mesahusa]

what is this loyalty that you speak of?

[SuperHunter114]

thats your target

[ChinkyAsianBoy]

You will need: Female Friends.

.....

God Dammit.

[moneymakero5]

Haha



[EpicLlamaCorpse]

step1: get bitches, cause other bitches love bitches. tip!: be a douch-bag or a french person step2: point and talk about her boobs step3: tell her about how you fisted some chick step4: stalk, stalk, creep, and stalk step5: forget your money? shank a bitch step6: draw a cock on a dry erase board and tell her how much it cost for how much she wants in. step7: kidnap you pedofile step8: 8 rymes with masterbate so do it step9: go to court you sick masterbating pedofile freak.

[Captintryhard]

No no no u spray on AXE body spray duh u big dummies

[Epic5auce]

This video is most popular with:

Male 45-54 <--- Perverts/Pedophiles.

Male 18-24 <--- Makes some sense...

Male 35-44 <--- Grow up.

[GidgitDijit]

You will need: A good person of the preferred gender

Step 1: Be yourself

[linkinboy2300]

at minute 1:26 taps her bitch give me your fucking purse or i cut your ass, hurry (she gives) response thank you and he pays lol

[BiznPride]

What a pedophile

[SharkAlien12345]

COOL! This video also shows you how to mug someone with a table knife at a restaurant!

[Rawk4Life]

Do not in engage in Step 7. The woman will think you're a pedophile if you randomly grab a kid chasing after his ball.

[Rawk4Life]

Step 1: Don't be fat

Step 2: Work out on a regular basis

Step 3: Have a job that pays a 6 figure a year salary

If you don't have this statistics, you're screwed.

[MarcussBakerify]

"Women are 5 times more attracted to men who own their own home than those without."

This right here shows how materialistic women really can be.

[DrJuice1]

@MarcussBakerify whining & complaining will get you zero women

[jayblescashews]

i didnt watch this for tips i thought it would be funny and it was

[rhmazyck812]

0:41 Drool. Lol.

[Julio109k]

always pay the check?! What the freaking FUCK!!!!!!!!!

[qqwlyd]

So apparently now Howcast wants me to become a lesbian?

[jssonTheGamer]

you're all virgins laaawl

[scotty688]

My dad smells like alcohol, that may not work.

[Tm0g762]

This is proof that women have no fucking idea what they want

[EveOnlyYouWereHere]

Step 1 : give up

[maxwellpassion]

This video made me LAUGH hahaha. It's true, but the things in the video are hilarious XD

[matzklim]

if you're fat, you're screwed, oh lucky me...

[pooky8282]

What the woman says is true but guys just don't do like in the video haha x)

[xBandiitx]

Of course they have a female narrator, she probably wrote the script =P

[RussianMan1]

1:38 PENIS

[pooky8282]

@RussianMan1 ... penis with periods LOL

[MrPsykokiller13]

just act like an asshole girls seem to like that for some reason

[ThatGuyWithThePenis]

@MrPsykokiller13 exactly fucking whores.

[mike80080]

that was the funniest tutorial I've ever seen! hahahahahahahahahaha thumbs up!

[JohnDoeNext]

0:48 BOOBS!! I LIKEE!! UHH!

[YDude26]

i know where to buy female friends but what about the rest...

[SageZane560]

I dunno if everyones replying to SingForFame just to answer her question or because shes a girl.

[shoeberrypie]

:foreveralone:

[SwordPengy8]

always pay for your wifes food, be her fucking walking bank with free money.

[Darnished]

1:24

Give me your money

NOW!

thank you*

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

[majikman1234]

''women love guys who automatically pay for diner.'' Yeah and i love a woman who automatically sucks my dick....

[FoodCubes]

@majikman1234 lol

[kallegroen]

@majikman1234 fuck man i just woke up my whole neighbourhood



[serioushamster]

you know how the guy is doing the opposite of what the woman is saying,thats actually how to get girls/whores

[TheBobRock57]

1:22 ''women love guys who automaticly pay for diner.'' who doesn't. I love free meals too

[TheLumaister]

Your dad, REALLY?

[Sean021122]

This is incredibly idealistic and humorous :)

[SingForFame]

TOP COMMENT PEEPS!!!!!

[legacykidd77]

He look like he was complimenting her boobs when he was talking to her I laughed when he pulled that knife on that girl

[LazyBastard675]

so basiclly what they are saying

1.spend money on her

2.refere to step 1

3.repeat

[suebear119]

Most of this video was about how to get a gold digger, not all girls :/

[shadyboy969]

i have a gf but hers one for all of you ... SHOW HER YOUR WALLET and watch how many girls come .... did you know men have dicks?

[TheGibsonlover]

I am almost positive if you walked up to a girl and "complemented" her by telling her, her boobs are "nice and plump" or whatever he said.... won't end to well...

[CalvinMcCaskill]

Who the fuck wants a woman like this? This shit is whack!

[MrSupercar55]

So, uh, all this showing off I do to impress the girlies at college, this is irrelevant, is it? Showing off plays a part in the whole thing.

[MrOutdoorEssentials]

in the beginning it said if youre not RICH damm gold diggers

[geekforlifevandc]

00:48 tits compliment

[SenorNoHands]

you will need: female friends

.... :/

[fitzelbert9203]

i laughed so hard when he lifts spoons hahahah

[funnyman2244]

lol dis funny :)

[LexaLeetz]

This is perhaps the most unintentionally hilarious video I've ever seen

[kirmokin2]

@LexaLeetz i dont think it was unintentional

[SingForFame]

im a girl.. why am i watching this!!!

[gearsofwarloverful]

@SingForFame oh your a girl come were i live and fuck me lol jk jk

[TheFurryburrito]

@SingForFame Lesbehonest.

[DoodlesBaker]

@SingForFame me too XD i wanted to see what the video was like :)

[PHAman08]

@SingForFame *cough*LESBO!*cough*

[ryanx3barbescu]

@SingForFame aahhh maybe a lezzz

[pyroboyification]

@SingForFame cuz u are a lesbian.

[foxking39]

@SingForFame so u no when guys like u and r tryin 2 get w/ u!!!!

[Tortarra2]

@SingForFame Lesbian Much?

[Jordanthemonster81]

@SingForFame hey so ah are the things in this video true do you really not like buff guys

[SingForFame]

@Jordanthemonster81 abbs are nice!!

[Jordanthemonster81]

@SingForFame are they all thats nice?

[SingForFame]

@Jordanthemonster81 Think Taylor Lautner!!!

[mike80080]

@SingForFame cause you are hot! 

[checkme1992]

@SingForFame because your a lesbian

[kasumisman]

@SingForFame cause you wish you had the courage to make a guy feel irresistible.

[MrSuperDoosh]

1:24 MADE MY DAY HAHAHAHA

[macPROvideoEditor]

@MrSuperDoosh hahaha lol mine too that and 1:50 lol

[Kenblu24]

@MrSuperDoosh Not if tyhat person is you...

[halfNERD17]

1:05 epicface

[ytaccmsc]

äh ja ..

[Sniperx310]

Haha the chart looks like a peni---never mind

[450teamsuzuki]

just hands him the purse

[TheBlackKatana]

damn look at those tits though. o__o

[Theicekid91]

0:12 so lincoln isn't death...

[ImStupidInTheLove]

step 10: don't get arrested

[ajoseph925]

Dude that video was do fucking funny

[TheVJackV]

Step 1: Become a multimillionaire

[PEACEiful]

@TheVJackV

haha yeah really

[jthunder2011]

i thought that was a dick at 1:39

[abhicool617]

just become black rap singer...lol

[hello333able]

mwahaha i got more than 10 female friends mwuahahaha

[ProtectorsGameGuide]

Step 1 - Have female friends.

"Well I'm fucked."

[NoRaChAoTiC]

@ProtectorsGameGuide Step 1- Have female friends, if you don't grab the duct tape.

[ProtectorsGameGuide]

@NoRaChAoTiC Put enough of that shit on, and they're not going anywhere, lol.

[rammsteinTOtheMAX]

I thought girls liked 'Gorrilla JuiceHeads' that treated them like shit! >:O someone is lying here

[MrBirdslice]

Step 1: Purchase a tophat

Did you know that toothpaste whitens your teeth?

[Day3091]

Norms and ideals such as this are what is stopping the world from reaching enlightenment. The answer is simple - honestly express yourself and don't worry about conforming or pidgeonholes except for the morally obvious etc. I'm starting to think women aren't attracted to men at all and they just want security. I may go gay.

[riddick0846]

So how do you make yourself irresistible to men if you are male?

[CrackerBrand00]

How to attract women who are attention whores and golddigger

[jollesen]

this is: how to fake your way through life ....

[holypaladinpewpew]

And maybe this is why people think Americans are fags.

[tgjester7]

@holypaladinpewpew

Were fags now? Geez, we were ignorant rednecks last week. At least we have all our bases covered.

[daredevil4275]

2:22

probably got arrested for touchin that kid at 1:51

[miguel111093]

Who knew Abraham Lincoln was a Ladys man?

[SongAndLyricFreak]

hahaha! 0:48 complimenting her boobs!

[MeFishiee]

Look at the very beggining of this video. That lady looks exactly like Kim Kardashian!

[Lisloe]

Weird part of YouTube!

[Mrjujuman62]

I just whip out the annaconda and well....you can guess where it goes from there

[rockydasha]

I went to rub myself to her dad (like they did), lets just say it didn't turn out well.

[WarPig15]

exchange loyalty for self esteem, talk to her for 10 minutes, and go away if the environment allows you to catch up later, or get her phone number just before you leave, then ask her on a date after 9 days.

[Reptiliia]

This is wrong, the key is

SKYRIM SKYRIM SKYRIM SKYRIM SKYRIM SKYRIM

repeat

[Xsisseltheone]

In other words, women are moneywolves? Oh well, Gamer 4 life eh ;D

[halo6534]

This is so fucking stupid. Women all want equal rights and shit but when the check comes their 10 miles away and then its always the mans responsibility. Gezz its like were still in the fucking 40's.

[Guitarisforgrins]

What horse shit... pay for me ... pay for me.... useless.

[TheRickyice1]

I tried this on saint rows third and I keep getting shot at

[gunthertheczech]

i tried digging up a woman's father to see what he smelled like.

i'm going to go with a rotten death smell on our first date.

[ninjaTy16]

lol this was some of howcasts best advice

[gepperman08]

*Forever Alone*

[showlegacy619]

00:55 i can only imagine what he was "aiming" for lolz

[melososo]

FRIENDZONED!

[ModelAndYou]

all that for this ugly chick ? seriously..

[Cimlite]

What I got from this video is

A) Wearing a top-hat gets you ladies with much less work

och

B) Always put on a skimask before turning around and robbing the table behind you.

[acornheart465]

lol it was all semi-serious until the last bit XD rubbing on your dad will not work, guys

[xXTrulytXx]

I'm a girl.

[burntorangeblood23]

step 1: get cologne

step 2: grow a dick

step 3: tell her she got nice tits

step 4: propose to her after y'all fuck

did u know that honey comes from bees?

[xee00]

1:07 what kind of face is that??? LMAOOO

[jonathanmui199]

How to get into the friendzone?

[cadavison]

This is the worst

[moscowfreak1111]

1:12 .. thats a good way to pay for food XD

[gaminghacks288]

i know what he is doing on 0:55 very messed up

[mrsinsidious]

this is actually pretty fun to watch this even if im a girl cause hearing about the ways which men try to do to get your attraction to them and its also pretty amazing if u see a huge mistake which the girls hate but the guys think its good to get attraction ^^

[UchihaKuriso]

Lmao this shit is great!

[TheKrazeKat]

At 2:21 he was probably getting picked up for 1:50

[NeonDevineVids]

1:25 Well, that's one way to get the money.

[zezayoung]

no wonder chicks dig old spice XD

[MysticAlucard15]

It's unattractive to procure extra funding by holding women at knifepoint.

[donuthaters12]

i tried this on skyrim, i screwed up cause the whole town are trying to kill me

[notpointed]

@donuthaters12 a skyrim comment that doesn't involve "arrow to the knee"?

yay!

[Timmytimmy123123]

@donuthaters12 40 bounty added to Whiterun.

[Mrhotpatato]

@donuthaters12 lol

[balvear]

This video is the creepiest shit I have ever seen, and I'm a guy.

.

The video was mostly untrue but, had two funny parts. The thievery and child touching, obviously wrong in reality.

.

But, here's where I got a bone to pick. GUYS gotta pick up the check, ALL the time? What, is the girl a bum? Why should the guy date a woman who isn't independent and let her expect him to pay for all her needs. THAT is a turn off for me. I want a smart, thinking, woman, who can support herself, if need be.

[meancreek]

@balvear ..and you're supposed to have all these female friends, according to this vid, so I guess you have to pay for their dinners all the time too...

[animamoongirl]

@balvear well, i think they just said that because it gives a woman the idea that u are both nice and has good money suppliy. but, i think anything to do with money isnt always in the best intrest. im in a middle lower ( more towards lower) class family so paying for evrey thing is an issue. sadly howcast ( like most things) only repesents the "common" people.

[ShadowParanoya]

0:48 i wonder what his compliment was O.o

[Bobbilhead]

The kid thing is true,everything else is kinda a turn off.

[furyisuponu]

lmao he robbed her ass

[staceomace180]

I can tell what he was commenting about at 0:48.....

[411Leka]

that did you know was the worst thing i have ever seen O_O

[xcalic3600]

If you're a guy with many female friends, I'm sorry but that's makes you a maco-mere man. Half faggot, half man.

[peanutmaster1231]

0:55 The look on my girlfriends face when I proposed anal.

[CashMoneyDonkey]

Who pays for the restaurant and has a home...

[nin10do4eve]

it worked........ but only to the ugly horny girls in my school... dont try this. it wont work

[r1ckyisaa]

HA... if a girl likes you then make a move.. if u dont then ur an idiot.

[cheekychic48]

If he smells like my dad I would be creeped out the thought of dating someone who smells like my dad ewwww creepy

[kpmonkeygirl]

I would NOT want one who smells like my dad! >.<