Four Hours of BioWare Button Awesome

[axebattler1]

i wonder if me3 will have button awesome....

[Gonaho]

@axebattler1 Haven't you tried the demo? It's nothing but pressing a single button.

Now if the full game will feature six to eight hours of steaming homosex, we know it's a Bioware masterpiece.

[Doofe2012]

Cracking up @ how he says "button"

[12tman12]

Lol, more entertainment value than 4 hours of DA2.

[uners321]

The way americans pronounce button sounds weird to me.

[ghettosweep]

Thats funny, when I press a button in SWTOR, nothing happens.

Haha....no, really.

[rvistaworkbench]

that fake excitment.

[WarriorOfSunlight]

Did he mean the off button?

[yunikage]

@WarriorOfSunlight He must have. It's the only one that does something awesome.

[GentleCrimson]

I send a private message to Stanley Woo on the forums saying it's OK that he has a tiny penis and that I wasn't well hung either. I'm still banned. Guess I struck a nerve there.

[MrLoadingscreen]

@GentleCrimson INAPROPRIAT.

A-DING DONG BANNU.

[Thedon1981]

I watched 22 seconds in and wanted to kill that guy...

[fnoutlaw]

The awesome button on this page is the red X in the upper right hand corner...

[MajorCinnamonBun1]

I didn't know Michael Bay worked at Bioware.

[pingu53]

this company once made baldurs gate 2...

[boitahaki]

BUTTON = AWESOME

[RyuRanXII]

The design motto of most mainstream developers nowadays. 

[burziq100]

I actually whached this all the 4 hours.

[chrisflo5]

Watched all 4 hours.

[ikaruga17]

I think my copy is broken ! I pressed all the buttons and nothing awesome happened. :P

[Minecraftor]

something awesome happens to your penis

[shubhankar2508]

@imazombeh1

"Running through a lot of enemie" isn't all there is to ME3. And it's not a side quest, it's a romance option. IF you don't want it to happen, don't do it. :-/ You WANT to think they're ruining it, then sure, go ahead. Whatever helps you sleep at night.

[shubhankar2508]

@SuaveButDubiousDevil

Nice inputs -.-

[shubhankar2508]

@imazombeh1

Okay, first of all, DA2 did not suck. It was mediocre, yes, but mediocrity =/= suckiness.

Secondly, "they're gonna destroy Mass Effect 3"??? SERIOUSLY?! Have you even seen how awesome that game is turning out to be?

Also, the team that's making Mass Effect 3 is the same as the one that made ME1 and ME2. Nothing in that team has changed- not the writers, not the producers, not the directors. No integral personnel has changed. Only more awesome talent has joined (even DICE is helping)

[imazombeh1]

@shubhankar2508 yes i have seen gameplay and trailers apparently you can run through alot of enemies and you know what else, you know how interdasting its gonna be?

theres a side quest story line for sheppards coming out as being gay,

yep they are destroying it

[MrBoBoTom]

autton buttom awsome

[dajman15]

AngryJoe when he's 40?

[LeoNatan25]

@FlyingPaladin617 HURR DURR console retard

[ediskrad327]

@FlyingPaladin617 ME2 yes, DA II.....not so much

[Xxandrew01]

@ediskrad327 DA2 yes stop hateing.

[Surpalago]

@FlyingPaladin617 ME2 had redeeming features, I'll give you that. Even though it fucked the story and RPG elements and had inconsistencies.

DA2's only redeeming feature was the Friend/Rival thing. Other than that it's utter shit.

DA:O & ME the best. Fuck all haters.

[shubhankar2508]

STOP HATING ON BIOWARE. Yes, Dragon Age II was terrible, but one bad game doesn't make Bioware a bad dev. They've made tons of excellent, unforgettable games to counter that one bad game. How the hell can all you haters forget that Bioware has also developed the likes of Mass Effect, Baldur's Gate, Knights of the Old Republic, Neverwinter Knights and SO MUCH MORE?! Yeah, BioWare developed a bad game, but they're still as awesome as ever. Mass EFfect 3 will be a slap on the face of all haters.

[imazombeh1]

@shubhankar2508 yes but that was old bioware

with the new writers and crew destroying what bioware made

thats why da2 sucked it was a different crew and they are gonna destroy mass effect 3

[SuaveButDubiousDevil]

@shubhankar2508 lol no.

[shubhankar2508]

@tel0j

Your face is dead :-/

[KillEmWithStyle]

Mass Effect was good, Mass Effect 2 ruined it.

Dragon Age: Origins was decent, Dragon Age 2 ruined it.

KotOR 1 and 2 were amazing, TOR ruined it.

BioWare is on the path to self-destruction, while Bethesda made a complete 180 with Skyrim and CD Projeckt has made two excellent PC-centric RPGs.

[CiaranTheHedgehog]

DA:O > DA:2

ME1 < ME2

[sygnus5]

"When you post a complaint, some type of ban has to happen. Post Ban"

-Head of Bioware Forums

[anonops1980]

@sygnus5 U NO LIKE GAME?

TOO BAD I BAN

U NO LIKE FORUM?

TOO BAD I BAN

U DISAGRE? I BAN

I BAN I BAN I BAN

END OF RINE

[TheAntonkr]

@sygnus5

DING DONG U NO INSULT GLORIOUS BIOWARE. BANNU END OR RINE

[tobsol]

The sad state of BioWare =/

[gongal]

Calling ME or DA best RPG games ever is... well... fucking silly. People saying that are probably 15-16 yo, and never played any real RPG game.

[SpykeZ0129]

@gongal Baldur's Gate II for the win!

[FlyingPaladin617]

@gongal But they are not only the best RPGs but the best games in general. Deal with it.

[gongal]

@FlyingPaladin617 Unsuccessful trolling, pal.

[FlyingPaladin617]

@gongal Well I'm sure you'll be better at trolling someday.

[Anacronian]

After three hours i begin to suspect that this guy has nothing else to say...

[RadiantJenZe]

Why would you do 4 hours of this David Silverman derp?? O_o

[FlyingPaladin617]

DA II is the best. Witcher 2 is so lame.

[Hurramate]

I'm tellin' ya man, every 3rd loop is slower...

[Abon666]

It's have slowly gone downhill for Bioware since Baldur's Gate 2.

[CroGamer002]

Worst meme ever!

[tel0j]

Bioware has gone downhill rapidly, Dragon Age 2? What a load of casual shit. Multiplayer and kinect in Mass Effect 3? Bioware is dead.

[Vortex289]

@tel0j Is anyone forcing you to use kinect and MP?

[tel0j]

@Vortex289 Not yet, not yet.

[Vortex289]

@tel0j Would you use them if anyone forced you?

[kimbee031]

All that panic over multiplayer ''ruining'' me3 is lulzy, since Baldur's Gate 2 is one of Bioware's most acclaimed titles (and my favorite game of all time) and yes, there was multiplayer. I have awesome memories of playing BG2 with 3 of my friends, and we'll probably have a go at the coop in ME3. Gamers gonna whine and call gaming companies sell out for the silliest non-logical things, I swear.

[tel0j]

@kimbee031 Bioware are not known for multiplayer as they create epic sprawling singleplayer experiences. That is why people believe they are selling out and desperately trying to draw in casual gamers. Bioware's first game is shattered steal but they are not known as a first person shooter developer. It is not what they have doen but what they are known for and what they are abandoning which makes fans angry. DA2 my perfect example for you.

[kimbee031]

@tel0j Yeah, DA2 was extremely underwhelming, but imo it wasn't because they tried to appeal to more gamers(except for the combat.):it was because the story wasn't engaging at all,had little to do with Origins and the game was rushed. What I meant with my Baldur's Gate example is that the multiplayer didn't take away from the epic single player experience, and I doubt it will with ME3.If people don't want multiplayer, they can simply not play it : it's just a new option Bioware gives you.

[tel0j]

@kimbee031 Yeah maybe it will work out okay but with the way Bioware is going in recent years with ME2 which was severely streamlined but that was well done i admit but how they streamlined DA2 gives me more cause for concern and i just believe for my tastes bioware are moving in a direction that doesn't suit me. I will buy ME3 due to completing the epic trilogy but after that Bioware games will not be a certain purchase as they used to be for me.

[nosferatu5]

This is all very complicated, i dont think i will buy your games if the controls are so difficult to understand. I hope you make your next game much easier to play Bioware.

[Postaldewd]

Next part of your denial cycle is repeating what I wrote . Hah

[xMooD1]

4 hours....CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.

[MajGenAtlas]

The only button and gameplay was gay sex, thanks hamburger Helper

[MajGenAtlas]

The only button and gameplay was gay sex, thanks hamburger Helper

[andreiclawhammer]

Video is too short, seriously.

[IrishRail123]

when you what?

[kokomal]

What's the guy's name?

[ResidentPoo]

I like the bit where he talks about pressing a button.

[Howler54]

Haha, if you press 10 something awesome also happens.. ... yep.

[BehelitOutlaw]

The best part of this short video is when he says : button = awesome

[QuikDJ]

bioware fuck you cunts

[lenowin]

Dude can't even say button properly, bu'on?

[SulakuAMV]

OMG, Silverman, go back to CNC, man.

Or not.

[FlyingPaladin617]

Dragon Age II is one of the best games BioWare has ever made.

[srj6w4u]

I found the awesome button for Dragon Age 2. It's the uninstall button.

[ferrosity]

The most productive 4 hours ever!

[Elit3sk0t]

lol dubstep this

[zackhanscom]

he sounds like a retard when he says button.

[Manualzion]

You start a multiplayer- something casual has to happen.

Multi/Casual.

Mass Effect 3 the video.

[NeuraliX]

I left this own while i slept and nothing awesome happened when it finished

[FlowHim5elf]

I raped my replay button. Srsly.

[skatesector9]

watch it till the end.

[ImCmdrShepard1]

admit it, you would not really be complaining about da2 if it was a new ip and not dragon age, it was a dissapointment but not a bad game in any way

[humdrumfeast]

I'm going to watch the whole video so that i never forget. RIP bioware, i will miss you

[mimiruuu]

I'm guessing they pressed the button CRAP on Dragon Age 2

[Draegonn]

I pressed all buttons but nothing awesome happened.

[InfernoFlameZERO]

PC awesome buttom = Uninstall!

[diabloNtoqe]

@WillyWallace100

dragon age 2 sucks dwarfs cock! Not dragon age origins!. origins is a masterpiece of an art-form.

[WillyWallace100]

@diabloNtoqe

Agreed

Dragon Age 2 Fucking Sucks.

[XUnsafeNormalX]

Thank God for EA destroying another good company.

[eusouocarameuirmao]

I'm going to watch this while i wait Baldurs gate 2 finish downloading

[SayAnything8]

The awesome button for DA2 on Xbox 360 is...... The disk eject button.

[fufuguy1]

I put this on whenever I want to cry myself to sleep.

[axemen233]

I just watched all of this. WHAT DO I WIN!?

[ArchInfinity]

@axemen233 Something awesome happens.

[iamyourdoom1]

Awesome button for DA2 = Uninstall Dragon Age II-button in the launcher

[Elciesprace]

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[madcell]

strangely addictive

[Macca1969]

@madcell I know right! Scary....

[danny3889]

I pressed a button to get to this video. Nothing awesome happened.



[Dragonrider202]

You should have just looped "Button Awesome"

[Uytyck]

"When ya press a butt in somethin awesum has ta happen."

[thishatandyou]

3:13:41 LOL

[MrBoBoTom]

This video made me cum blood.

[LeoNatan25]

@MrBoBoTom Was it awesome?

[henrikknudsen]

@LeoNatan25 Hahahaahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahaha *ehrem* hahahahahahahahahaha oh man that litterally made my hour, AWESOME

[fanirama]

Whats even more scary is the length of the games these days are the length of this video.

[rtuumm]

WAIT!!!!

Can some one explain to me wat exactly happens when you press the button? I watched this vid till the end and I dont think I understud wat happens when you press the button. Man, this is confussing

[fanirama]

@rtuumm Ask your wife. If you're not married, ask your mom. 

[Macca1969]

@rtuumm When you press a buh'nn something awesome has to happen!

[Kevzen0]

Why didn´t Dragon Age 2 become a good game when pressed a button?

[TheUncommonMistake]

i watched the whole video

[ResurrectedTemplar]

"When you press a button - something awesome has to happen. Button awesome"

So why when people press button (any button) in Dragon Age II, the game doesn't turn into Witcher 2?

[TestThePooh]

@ResurrectedTemplar LOLZ

[FlyingPaladin617]

@ResurrectedTemplar Because The Witcher fucking sucks. It wishes it could be as good as Dragon Age II.

[ResurrectedTemplar]

@FlyingPaladin617 No, it doesn't. Dragon Age 2 is a fucking atrocity.

[FlyingPaladin617]

@ResurrectedTemplar Yes it does. Dragon Age II is a masterpiece while The Witcher is some crap game about a fag running around doing stupid shit.

[ResurrectedTemplar]

@FlyingPaladin617 Okay, you must be a troll. No person could be saying such bullshit seriously.

[FlyingPaladin617]

@ResurrectedTemplar It's not trolling if you're right! ;) DA II >>>>>>>> The Witcher.

[ResurrectedTemplar]

@FlyingPaladin617 So, you ARE trolling, since you're wrong.

[FlyingPaladin617]

@ResurrectedTemplar No I'm not trolling because I'm RIGHT!

[ResurrectedTemplar]

@FlyingPaladin617 No, you're LEFT. Seriously, you're calling Geralt, the manliest fantasy RPG hero of last years a fag when praising Dragon Age 2, the gayest (in every way) RPG of all time?

[FlyingPaladin617]

@ResurrectedTemplar One, this Geralt is a fag. Shepard and Hawke are 100x cooler. Second, DA II is one of the best games ever created. I'm sorry, but your silly little fag can't compete with Hawke.

[ResurrectedTemplar]

@FlyingPaladin617 First, Geralt is manly, Hawke is gay from the start and Shepard is gay since ME3. DAII is an atrocity. Your fanboyism and blindness don't let you recognize a masterpiece when you see one.

[FlyingPaladin617]

@ResurrectedTemplar Hey, if I saw The Witcher as a masterpiece I would say so. I mean, Shepard & Hawke made Geralt their bitch! Dragon Age and Mass Effect will forever be the best games ever made while crap like The Witcher will be forgotten within three years.

[ResurrectedTemplar]

@FlyingPaladin617 The Witcher 1 is four years old. Oopsies.

Shepard and Hawke are symbols of everything that is wrong with BioWare these days. You fail.

[FlyingPaladin617]

@ResurrectedTemplar Four yeard old and already forgotten! =)

Nay troll, Hawke & Shepard are paragons of gaming are an eternal example of how to make games the right way. The Witcher is an example of what NOT to do. So who fails here? Looks like it's you! LOLOLOLOLOL

[ResurrectedTemplar]

@FlyingPaladin617 By already forgotten you mean "Up and Running, has a Sequel and soon will have a Threequel"?

Shepard and Hawke are examples of how to make games WRONG! Especially Hawke, since his game sucks.

And the Witcher? Did ya even play it?

Me? I'm perfectly all right. It's something wrong with gears in your head.

[FlyingPaladin617]

@ResurrectedTemplar S sequel that nobody with two brain cells to rub together will be playing since they'll be too busy with awesome games like Mass Effect & Dragon Age.

No they're not since they are in the two best game franchises in the universe. They are soooooo cool! DA & ME forever! Fuck The Witcher! And no I never played Thw Witcher because I don't play stupid games who have a faggot as the main character. That's just how I roll dawg!

[ResurrectedTemplar]

@FlyingPaladin617 Sequel that everybody with more than two brain cells rated higher than ME and DA.

No, they aren't. So, you didn't play the game and you're calling it stupid? Are you twelve or what? And he's not a faggot. He scores with hot babes now and then throughout The Witcher 1. The Witcher 2 has a constant love interest, who is, a redhead hot chick.

And the best franchise is... LEGACY OF KAIN.

[ResurrectedTemplar]

@FlyingPaladin617 And the greatest games ever made are Legacy of Kain series.

[FlyingPaladin617]

@ResurrectedTemplar Legacy of Kain? Never heard of it. DA & ME are infinitely better.

[ResurrectedTemplar]

@FlyingPaladin617 So, just because you didn't heard of it, more popular games are better? You're a dork.

[FlyingPaladin617]

@ResurrectedTemplar DA/ME >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> everything else.

[ResurrectedTemplar]

@FlyingPaladin617 Fallout, Vampire the Masquerade, Deus Ex, The Witcher >>> DA and ME. Even fucking Knights of the Old Republic, made by BW themselves is better than DA and ME.

[FlyingPaladin617]

@ResurrectedTemplar Of the games you listed that are 'better' than Mass Effect & Dragon Age, only Fallout isn't used to wipe the shit from my ass. But even Fallout isn't better than the best RPGs ever made (Dragon Age and Mass Effect).

[ResurrectedTemplar]

@FlyingPaladin617 Mass Effect isn't even an RPG, it's a TPS with RPG elements. Play some real RPGs. Those that I listed.

[FlyingPaladin617]

@ResurrectedTemplar Played Fallout 3 & New Vegas. Loved them. The others aren't worth my time. Mass Effect & Dragon Age are because they're fucking awesome.

[ResurrectedTemplar]

@FlyingPaladin617 The better games of the franchise aren't worth your time. You're a console gamer or what?

[FlyingPaladin617]

@ResurrectedTemplar Yeah I play games on the console. Borderlands 2 is going to rock! Maybe as good as Dragon Age/Mass Effect! Hopefully it won't be stupid and lame like The Witcher or Knights Of The Old Republic!

[ResurrectedTemplar]

@FlyingPaladin617 That explains much. Namely, your inability to understand the magnificence of KotOR and the Witcher.

[FlyingPaladin617]

@ResurrectedTemplar I don't see the magnificence of those games because their is none to be hand, unlike DA/ME whose radiance shines brighter than the sun.

[ResurrectedTemplar]

@FlyingPaladin617 No, you don't see the magnificence because you're a fanboy.

[FlyingPaladin617]

@ResurrectedTemplar I don't see it because a) it isn't there and b) I'm fucking awesome.

[ResurrectedTemplar]

@FlyingPaladin617 There is and you're a fucking idiot.

[FlyingPaladin617]

@ResurrectedTemplar Too smart to be a fucking idiot. Way too damn smart, unlike you unfortunately =/

[ResurrectedTemplar]

@FlyingPaladin617 If you were smart, you would know that every BioWare's next game is way worse than previous.

[FlyingPaladin617]

@ResurrectedTemplar You must live in the Twilight Zone or something where everything you say is the opposite of what's true. What other reason could there be for the stupid and false things you say? You can't be THAT dumb. No one is!

[ResurrectedTemplar]

@FlyingPaladin617 Of course I'm not. You are.

[FlyingPaladin617]

@ResurrectedTemplar Wow. I never thought I would see the day when someone could be so dumb as to actually think crap like The Witcher is better than the greatest games ever created. You sir are now officially the dumbest person on the planet. Congratulations.

[ResurrectedTemplar]

@FlyingPaladin617 Hey, I'm not thinking that The Witcher is better than Legacy of Kain!

[FlyingPaladin617]

@ResurrectedTemplar Who said anything about that piece of shit? I was talking about the awesome Mass Effect and Dragon Age. I'm not surprised you didn't see that since you ARE the dumbest person in the world after all.

[ResurrectedTemplar]

@FlyingPaladin617 Sorry, pal, but you're the one being moron here. Legacy of Kain has the best videogame story ever. And Mass Effect 1 and Dragon Age one have THE SAME FUCKING STORY, just with different settings.

[FlyingPaladin617]

@ResurrectedTemplar Legacy of Kain has the WORST videogame story ever. DA/ME have incredible stories.

[ResurrectedTemplar]

@FlyingPaladin617 Okay, that was way too fat even for a troll.

[FlyingPaladin617]

@ResurrectedTemplar I suppose you would know being the troll you are.

[ResurrectedTemplar]

@FlyingPaladin617 Get back under your bridge, green and ugly.

[FlyingPaladin617]

@ResurrectedTemplar By bridge do you mean castle where I play and enjoy great games like Mass Effect and Dragon Age?

[ResurrectedTemplar]

@FlyingPaladin617 No, I mean the bridge you sit under and worship the mediocrity.