Giorgio Tsoukalos on Angels

[beerasaurus]

If replace one word with another word you always get a different story. duuhhhrrrrr

[jaretthale78]

all he's saying is that aliens are synonymous with angels. stop hating.

[SovereignSarcasm]

I like his blazer

[apatheist89]

Replace the word Tsoukalos with moron, and we have the same story.

[awesomelittlebox]

Maybe the ancients humans who were actually THERE had it right, and this guy is just being a dumbass?

[awesomelittlebox]

"Supposed to be these friendly creature, that instill peace and love..." *cough* Gomorrah *cough* Not exclusively that, it seems.

[guugugh]

HAHA

[AthosAmo]

lol

...

The only reason -and it's not aliens- that the History channel gives such people so much air-time is that they are anti-Christ and want to discredit the Bible in any way they can.

[magic3547]

@AthosAmo Is this why the have shows about the bible, with priests that support Christ.

[AthosAmo]

@magic3547 That's more support for my claim, since Roman Catholics are heretics. Jesus said you can tell a tree by its fruit. That church is a bad tree. I'm sure you know that as I'm sure you're aware of history. The clincher is that in 1st John 3:6, you read: "No one who lives in him keeps on sinning. No one who continues to sin has either seen him or known him." This verse alone proves that it is heretics who are seldom put on to (mis)represent Christ on the so-called history channel.

[ALKAIDAkiller123]

I wish I got paid to talk bullshit on TV

[BradMLayZ]

@ALKAIDAkiller123 No kidding, this guy does a very good job, but I think I can outbullshit him.

[mercanaries3]

@ALKAIDAkiller123

The christian church gets paid to tell bullshit all the time you fag

[FreeThinkingGamers]

@mercanaries3 Why are you calling this user a fag, you fag?

[mercanaries3]

@FreeThinkingGamers

Because you fag he is being retarded

[FreeThinkingGamers]

@mercanaries3 Re-read what ALKAIDAkiller123 actually wrote. He/she didn't say that Giorgio was the only bullshitter on television but that he/she wished they got paid to bullshit on television. How was that 'being retarded'?... you fag.

[mercanaries3]

@FreeThinkingGamers

You're not a fag...you're just retarded.

[FreeThinkingGamers]

@mercanaries3 So killer123 is a fag obecause he/she is being retarded... because *crickets chirping* and I'm a fag... but now I'm not actually a fag I'm a retard... you fag

[BradMLayZ]

Well the Devil was an angel..

But I'm not saying it was the devil...

because it was obviously aliens.

[FilterExel]

I don't know, therefore, ALIENS!

[xyxean]

makes sense..

[nordicpower88]

Replace Youtube channels with the new channels and we have a VERY different story!

[ilikeathf]

Exaterrestial

Exa terrestial

EXA TERRESTIAL

It's EXTRA-TERRESTRIAL YOU FUCKING HACK. Comb your hair.

[thewizardofqz]

replace the word "angel" with "hippopotamus" and we have a very different story.

LMAO. Who does this guy get on TV.

[Dailydose13]

replace a hairdryer with a leaveblower and you get a very different hairstyle

[willmercer213]

reprace angel with exxssaatawestial

[autokid15]

"I'm not saying I'm full of shit, but I'm full of shit"

[ntipouan]

@autokid15 hahahaahahaahaahahaahahaahahaa­hahaahah

[purewilderness]

Aliens..

[SuperSpanishChicken]

ANGELS ARE ALIENS

[ClanNadeME]

I think tsoukalos says a lot of bullsht because he knoes he going to be right one time and then he will be famous

[robNtash011608]

@ClanNadeME Probably, but he still sounds like a badass when he say all his "bullshit." And may I add, his hair is quite fascinating. I wonder if he gets it permed, that would be a 'facepalm' and a couple of hard slaps to the knee moment, if ya know what I mean!

[Dragonbeer]

LOL! I know this guy as "The Nokia Guy" from 9gag!

[InstantFilmBooth]

@Dragonbeer shows much you fucking suck, FUCK 9fag

[Dragonbeer]

@InstantFilmBooth Ummm you ok? Maybe you need to go to a mental institute

[InstantFilmBooth]

@Dragonbeer NO.

[InstantFilmBooth]

@Dragonbeer Hahahah i re-read your comment, sill a 9fag

[edmanr2010]

Technically wouldn't and angel be considered an extra terrestrial since its not from earth?

[TheMcfearless123]

GUYS

I'M NOT SAYING IT WAS ALIENS

...BUT IT WAS ALIENS.

[madd0gsquid]

omg just say Aliens 

[jtriggs7]

@TheCastrofan gjeJhrdjhdjj

[jtriggs7]

@kazejinfire hjakds

[swinubfan12]

Seriously my head hurts, this guy is breathtakingly stupid. 

[CaptainDoorwood]

Replace the word "angel" with the word "penis" and we have a very different story. 

[someobscureguy]

@CaptainDoorwood man you just got me in trouble, im not supposed yo be on my ipod and i couldnt stop laughing at ur comment! :)

[CaptainDoorwood]

@someobscureguy haha :D

[dilanrivera360]

is there an actual video on youtube where he says the meme??!!

[HeapsGoodProductions]

@dilanrivera360 I don't think so. But then again, most videos of him pretty much sum up the meme =P

[caralhoman]

What the hell?!?!

I just came here from a video in which he says that extraterrestrials "would be benevolent" to a civilization like ours ( /watch?v=laVcoanOUuQ ), but now he says that ETs gave men a weapon for men to kill each other? I mean, they did not teach vaccines instead, for example?

[chosen1Imcoming]

Scrambled eggs are terrestrial!!!

[gretschbriansetzer]

this guys logic is just...flawless!

[kazejinfire]

wow, good point, dumpshit!



[TheCastrofan]

Ancient Alien Guy: Angels? Thats ubsurd. Now Aliens, thats something.

[captscurlock]

is this possible? and i say yes!?

[OnlyTheSunCanFly]

Exra terrstral 

[someobscureguy]

randomly press 345 and 6 and he dances

[someobscureguy]

this guy wins the award for worlds greatest hair

[papercotton]

@someobscureguy damn right he will xD

[FourthDerivative]

I could use this guy's logic to make any claim I want.

"George Washington was the first US president. Replace 'George Washington' with 'Bigfoot' and you have a very different story."

"My dad works at a hospital. Replace 'hospital' with 'strip club' and you have a very different story."

"I eat Cheerios for breakfast. Replace 'Cheerios' with 'live babies' and you have a very different story."

[DivinePearl]

@FourthDerivative Hahaha!! You're my favorite ~,~

[SayNoToTheism]

@FourthDerivative He was clearly being too subtle. I'm sure you're unaware that we can't even reproduce anything like Greek Fire today.

[NegativeNick]

@FourthDerivative what do you expect? it's from the history channel!

[kisa154]

@FourthDerivative lol i love this

[joseaspurio]

9gagers like

[MrSeyker]

I'm not saying it was aliens, but it was aliens.

[SecretQT1]

He talks funny lol.

[berlin858]

came here by 9gag

[CrazyEd980]

alright Tsoukalos its a challenge now replace the word angel with batman thats another story

[Yaguacho]

Origini of the universe? Aliens

[GodfatherGaming1]

ahh now i know GEORGE LUCAS star wars comes from...ALIENS -.-

[TheAxis456]

I wonder why he has that lisp? ...Aliens

[darthmoo7]

bearing in mind he's an expert he can't even pronounce E.T. properly: "exaterrestrial"

[michaelwalela]

"Angels"

[HighGradeMed420]

E.T come to earth for weed....duh....wouldnt you if u were an alien....earth = weed stop

[hcpiano]

Everything that doesnt kill him, turns immediately into hair!

[thewiseoaktree]

Replace the world 'dildo' with 'my cock in your vagina' and we have a very different story

[CrayolaSquink]

@thewiseoaktree The "'world'"? The world isn't a "'dildo'". 

[shad0wMata]

Whoa!!...it's like....the fuller of shit he gets....the bigger his hair gets!!!

[FallenToyMachine]

replace the word angel with the word "boner" and we have a very different story..

[CrayolaSquink]

@FallenToyMachine A 'boner' isn't a weapon, go choke on marrow.

[ChucklesHDproduction]

something called...... ballz

[Rugbymadone]

this is on the HISTORY channel

[Oveeseregor]

and all of a sudden we have one quoted alien guy meme!!!!!!!!!!

9gag!!

[brohan914]

this is the kind of idiot that manages to get tenure at our top universities

[kpalokaj90]

His hair was visited by extra testicles. I mean, testiticles. Terrestrials, my bad.

[CrayolaSquink]

@kpalokaj90 Not funny so go choke on an extra terrestrial Yoshi.

[kpalokaj90]

@CrayolaSquink You colored ass little bitch. Telling me my jokes ain't funny. WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TO DO THAT? HUH!!??!?! SOPA is not in effect yet, so I can say whatever I damn please! lol troll hating ain't funny, bro.

[CrayolaSquink]

@kpalokaj90 Go choke on SOAP, noob. When it is in effect, then you ghetto trash talkers can jump off a bridge.

[kpalokaj90]

@CrayolaSquink You know what's funny, Mr. Crayola cum sucker, all you seem to do on youtube is talk trash. Well you should know this.....if you're a guy, I would love to come over some time, bend you over, and ram you till you cry tears of joy. My penis has that power. Call me.

[kpalokaj90]

@CrayolaSquink I think you're really cute, and I'd like to get to know you. My penis is 8 inches long, how far up your ass can it reach? Email me ;)

[CrayolaSquink]

@kpalokaj90 Lol, it's funny how you expect me to know your email. Why do you want a "penis" to go up an "ass"? I don't get what kind of feeling people are expecting from doing things such as that. Keep your body parts to yourself, mister.

[kpalokaj90]

@CrayolaSquink Why did you put penis in quotation? Do you not know what a penis is? Same for ass. And why do I want a penis up an ass? Well, I want MY penis up YOUR ass, because with a name like CrayolaSquink, I figured, you must be gay. And why do such a thing? Just for the pleasure.

[PALETRON87]

damn they are really here

[apollo14444]

he was talking about aliens

[hcpiano]

Drinking game: take a shot of vodka each time you hear the word "aliens" or "extra terrestrials"

[FrenchFuhrer]

@hcpiano Or "ancient assonauts"

[Siska0Robert]

@hcpiano you'd be dead by end of the show

[JaysCyYoung1]

@hcpiano eggs are terrestials?

[captscurlock]

@hcpiano don't you mean "egsa terresdials?"

[Oxolot1337]

@hcpiano *dies of waaay too much alcohol*

[IronRooRoo]

@hcpiano Don't forget "assonauts". :)

[chelsiirae]

why is no one talking about his hair?? lolz.

[ThatsWhatsCrazy]

Aliens. ()_(-.-)_()

[definegravitay]

@ThatsWhatsCrazy 9gag

[badboy867]

im not saying it was aliens, but it was aliens

[CousCous767]

Replace insect repellant with spray tan, and we have a very orange Giorgio Tsoukalos.

[beatle8070]

like si llegaste aqui por el meme ''aliens''

[HIF2IsForLosers]

I ate a chicken sandwich today. Replace 'chicken' with 'extraterrestrial' and we have a very different sandwich!

[unurautare2]

What a moron,angels are soldiers,read the Bible,freak.

[mattdm91]

@unurautare2 the bible was written by aliens

[unurautare2]

@mattdm91 And...we have a very different story. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[mattdm91]

@unurautare2 glad someone gets it!

[madu86]

@mattdm91 he is not saying the bible was written by angels, he says the bible was written by angels, also take the word "bible", take out the b's, ad a in front, put an "l" after it and one "n" at the end...we get "alien"...mindboggling!

[mattdm91]

@madu86 definitely aliens!

[stinnetbennet]

replace everything he said with just aliens did it, and you'll see that aliens did it

[GeLfLiNgWiZaRd0]

eggs-a-terrestarol

[Nenets15]

xtratedestrul

[arcticjungle6]

it's probably aliens guys.

[TheRealBenAtkin]

0:25 exaterrestrial

[Train2Failure]

I just want him to fucking say ALIENS

[japdanon]

Replace the word Angel with Pikachu and you we have a very different story.

[PREDATORMIG2]

@japdanon Replace the word angel with charizard and you have a very different story

[darkscurion]

Replace the word "Angel" with the word "Penis", and you have a very long story.

[cornflakeclusters]

Fucking lunatic.

[antisall]

swap the word angel with angle and you have a nonsensical sentence

[Dshnizal15]

Aliens would have had to have mad all of the earths flames possible in the future too. Including all flamable content it posseses.

I highly doubt any alien creates new forms of energy. If it does. it's half a step away from god now. Because now all it would need is the ability to create matter. Retards.

[javierz1971]

TARINGAAA!

[XCaptainSupermanX]

Replace the crack pipe with, well anything, and we have a guy no longer interested in aliens

[TheDopeDanny]

oh fuck, dis nigga getting his swag on this time.

thats how you know he aint fukkin' around this time.

[lazerbeam134]

Someone should tell this guy about the actual mythology of angels sometime, if he thinks they are good and light and peace. xD

[SKFD68]

Replace the word "Angel" with Marty McFly and we have a very different story.

[Mcgif21]

Replace this guys haircut with another and then maybe I could take him seriously

[bRandOnwillkilu]

0:14 "this big is Aliens's penis"

[Fiskepudding127]

rofl

[PikaJew1213]

Replace the word "Angel" with "Rick Perry", and we have a very retarded story.

[gmanleader0]

Replace the word Angel with Science and we have a very logical story.

[raymondude23]

Aliens.



[dannyboy12357]

replace the angel with assanaut and you get a funny sounding story

[nickHCgaming]

this guy is bat-shit insane...

[VanguardFencer]

Replace the word "Angels" with "Avatar" and we have a good movie

[janikakis]

Dah xdatarestreouls... I wonder what those books are on his bookshelf.

[ceviche789]

.... Aliens. 

[RNOB]

Replace the word "Angel" with "I really don't care" and then close this video and go to watch some porn or go party!!!! yeeeeaaaahhh!!!

[JoeCfb]

replace the word "angel" with "exuhturrestriul"....

[x420stonedpanda]

haha, one of the funniest, most deluded and frankly stupid people on television at the moment...

[Viking420War88]

this man is my hero

[NarutorRasengan]

Angels, replace the "g" with an "i" then scramble it, you will get Aliens...

:O

[Casowsky]

@NarutorRasengan .....aliens

[markandrach]

this man must be taking some crazy drugs

everything he says is rubbish

[KireiTsukino]

hahaha!!!

[Ormesalypt]

Aliens.

[TedTheTroll]

Meth is a crazy drug...

[Briggie07]

Giorgio Tsoukalos says that angels are supposed to be all peaceful and loving and whatever, but does he not know about the different types of angles, or the fallen angels... etc.. not that that's important

[Briggie07]

lololollol

[w3bt3k]

"... quote unquote Angel..."  — Giorgio Tsoukalos

[shadoweyejr01]

replace the word "angel" with dumbass, and we have Giogio Tsoukalos'

[rmadrid10figo]

Replace the word "With lord Voldemort"...

[FrenchFuhrer]

One story goes that the secret of chaos was given to Discord by a brony. Now bronies are suposed to be this friendly people who love and tolerate. And all of the sudden we have this one code-on-code brony that gives one of the most destructive secrets in ponykind history to Discord?

Replace the word "Brony" with "Muffins" and we have a delicious story.

[Killzoneguy117]

@FrenchFuhrer In conclusion, Aliens.

[KyvannShrike]

@FrenchFuhrer Brohoof!