AWKWARD VIDEO RESUME! [total fail]

[blooburry14]

you say about, house, and mouth so very...canadian-ly <3

[Starburtz07]

I EAT HOW MANY SPIDERS O.O..OMFG EWWWWWW DDDDDD'XXXX

[RandomlyBeautiful13]

so Canadian

[existenceissufferin1]

at 0:45 it stoped and wouldent play -crys-

[hhda14]

Oh gawd...I would hire you in a heart beat :)

[NickolaRaee]

"Well I guess I should tell you a little bit a boat myself"

[keelyschmeely]

your hired, now take your pants off!!!!!!

[supanerdychick]

I would so hire you!!

[florp120]

yes you can take your pants off!

[GlassAintFull]

Why do Americans all think we say about wierd?!?!?!?!?

[lexanna132]

@GlassAintFull cuz we say it differently then y'all do

[jacksonjohn0]

yes i would hire you and yes you can take your pants off

[NoOneWantsToDie]

well, i work in my aunties flower shop. you can work with me in the back, no human interaction, and it'd be awesome to have someone that i can take my pants off with :P

[BPCI5]

yuck, I dont like spiders

[BetabyteiPhone]

Im sick of watching the same damn preroll ads -.-

[mrqwerty12345678912]

Hired. I bring all my new employees to my country mansion and cook them dinner and then have an informal chat in my bedroom under the covers wearing nothing but your suit. (your birthday suit that is ;) )

[ToyotaCharlie]

0:17 "aboat" :)

[Spikesgirl699]

sing it sister..you tell them butter nutters the score

[LethalX69]

2:55 did you just flip me off you sunnuva bitch lol!!

[PurpleElf123]

ur hired cuzzo ur tie!! XD

[SvrbiMeNos]

... and I'm hoping to develop the best possible hair regenerators ever

[mokavampiress]

Based on this, I would hire you to be the ruler of the world.

[TheCarmillaShow]

I will gladly hire you as my pool boy.... I hope you wont mind shirtless working.

[xXAnnelieseMichelXx]

Much More Intelligent Than My Boss. >>

[igotspiderpowers]

"Bro I tell ya, I gotta get some mustard on dis hot dog yo, right now."

Hahah laughed so hard

[ZayZay898]

YOUR HIRED! sign here, here, here, initial here, here, and here.

You are now my BEST FRIEND FOREVER!

[aangfangirl]

I would defintly hire you! Who needs the boring people? :D

[Bloodplusfan80]

hungry, hungry predators!!! save the queen!!!

[itsbrianneyo]

"I just completed 10 years of high school... And I'm hoping to graduate next year."

LOL

[MJMoMoandIan]

You're Hired!!!!

[PRmonsterenergyKONA]

thumbs up if you played baa baa black sheep on his t-shirt

[hotbebe231]

ru really racist? cuz thatd be fuckin sweet

[kieranlabbe97]

i hate you cops...

[padenszamonster]

Now. We aaaalll know there's a spider up here in linkin park. They be climbin in your windows, droppin in ur mouth. We goin' find you!

[yourvideores]

yourvideores 

[LexySexyGirl]

HIRED!

[928kcg]

I EAT SPIDERS!!! WTH...

[928kcg]

WTH!!! I EAT SPIDERS IN MY SLEEP!

SHIT

[bluestarliveson]

i love the way u say 'about' <3

[superscoobydoolover]

@bluestarliveson  me too

[InsaineDuckies]

no pants yet again

[KrisSyaron666]

its actually around 10 different species of spider, and around 72 different species of bug >> forgot the actual numbers but..yea >>

[MrMoomy5]

I eat spiders 0_0

[Webbula]

Canadian?

[xXL0V3L3SSXx]

YAY for tiny key board!

[Thibouthot]

haha nice video :P

[LaughingFreaks]

this is defiantly my favorite video of yours 

[oToLT]

if you would take that sh*t from your nose u would be normally.

[GinIchigo]

@oToLT leave his nose alone.

[CourtneyyyyentruoC]

I would hire you!.....and yes You can take your pants off!

[Raimzie]

I'd hire you to be a sex line operator. In da hizzy.

[xxJROCCxx]

dude you look like a douche

[Hottopic109]

ur not wearing pants!! join me!!!ur hired!

[MrMarquez123]

there will be questions lollooloolol

[funguy2123]

effing video effing u all

[hagerk69]

ur fired

[mrninja7981]

lol digestive cookies!

[cafe105]

Fine u can work at mcdonalds, don't get too excited...

[singalinger]

wow! cool! i really enjoyed interview-

wait, those piercings...

[sexeyme1]

u can unbutton ur pants just dont suprise me with little kid underwear blah eww

[lucyn331]

I'm Black And I Speak Ebonics Just As Good As You Lmfao

[frajos]

iloveyourtie(:

[thexskating]

shit ya your hired lololol

[Brittle8210]

No it would not be unprofessional to loosen your pants....

Not at alll ; ) <3

[mbilalbhatti]

Is this thing in video he or she =S #Fail

[DecimatedDreamer]

Is the thing who made this comment a retard, or a troll? =S

[mbilalbhatti]

@DecimatedDreamer Hahahaha! Ur sooo funny. Wait 1 min, leme laugh again, ahahahahahaha =S

[mbilalbhatti]

@DecimatedDreamer Troll.

[brunstj]

u got the bring a car to the bank at 4:50pm and we hope u drive fast

[WWEdivaaLover]

Matt you are hired at my work,

[under0e]

ok can you come in for an interveiw at grocery world next week at 11:15 lol

[yaoirockshard]

i would tottaly hirer u just would lt u go ner fire or tools ...haha lol

[FreyaH96]

i would hire you as...digestive cookie guarder ? lol

[ironmadion55]

MACS SUCK.

[purplefrank]

"Alrighty then"..Jim Carry! Lol

[gadget593]

No I would not hire you under any circumstances

[Sheabutter125]

Can you say, "Would you like fries with that?"

[sexymexy5200]

Duh Hizzouse!!

[iforgotwatitis]

lol aboot

[cheeseface97]

You have some long ass boxers xD (:

[cheeseface97]

Theres the queen ! Quick everybody ! Save the queen !

[McMuffin103]

Ok you are hired, get to work. I DON'T LIKE YOUR FACE!! YOUR FIRED!!1

[arenejaneFeb]

sucks

[nenukafierce]

house mouth xD

[Rockinvampire123]

you filped us off lol _I_ back to you lol :P

[xXxClaudiaScenexXx]

Dis hizzy hahahha

[Banzlie]

Ur hired...now go clean the uranals haah

[NeonNights124]

i would hire you!!! :)

[vampiresXwillXnever]

YOUR HIRED! Now climb in my bed bitch! XD

[Gothica012]

@vampiresXwillXnever lol luv it!!

[WWEdivaaLover]

Im hiring him to... Lazyness

[xomgcake666]

based on this, you'd be my ceo

[PacmanGoesNomNomNomz]

*cough cough*  GIVE ME A JOB!

[TxxdragonxxT]

lol i love this crap 

[JerkNinja]

haha this shit's awesome

[TheOneAndOnlyMe92]

Haha I love the 'tie' on your tshirt xD

[1598753216549875005]

Maatt I honestly loovee you :P Hahah I saw you on the street once.. THAT SOUNDS CREEEPY D: I was at my bros house. He lives on your street... :$

[bigballs926]

this video sux dick your not even funny im sorry just stop

[IssyRedbird]

Hm...due to the potential, I would hire you. Maybe someone could teach you, idk.

[CirqueDuFreakfan01]

ill hire u!!!!!!!!!!

[CirqueDuFreakfan01]

ill hire u!!!!!!!!!!

[normalmatthew]

I will hire u cuz ur a proffesional lufa-ist (srry bout the spelling

[rockeskolen]

Damn you suck!!!!!

[narutoMK]

i wouldnt know, i would hire u as a comedian in my business if i had one

[brianna18pink]

2:55 U fingered us lol :P

[TheOneAndOnlyMe92]

@brianna18pink I know what you meant but that came out so wrong. xD

[nashorlandonosh]

warehouse.. lol your accent comes out blatantly at times

[flygirl1233]

i would hire yuu! <3

[taterbrains]

I would hire you just because I knew you from Youtube :D

[rockstar4987]

I've just completed 10 years of high school, and I'm hoping to graduate next year!

omg you're too funny

[zarquan99]

omfg i lold at the ant part.

[amberhebert101]

ahahahah 5 stars for climbing over the table and proveing he was not wearing any pants ahahaha

well he was wearing blue shorts lol

[SevenStepsAway]

your hired!

[dollyy11]

hungry hungry predators!!! LOL

[swantonhhh]

2:17 "lift my fork up." that's what she said

[desert123100]

@swantonhhh Pretty sure she didn't say that.

[Jamila182]

Lool. "Oh god im terribly racist"..lool... "Save the queen, drive on top of him and sheild her with your body"... UR TOO FUNNY HAHAHAH

[MiuKitty]

yes i would hire you and its not unprossienal for u to walk around with no pants ;) (jk) lol

[xDeathCupcakex]

GIVE ME A JOB! xDD

[sparkleshine5]

I HATE SPIDERS TOO!!! they scare me so bad... OMGSH I EAT THEM T-T lawllzzz

[nick20296]

Haha, my friend Amanda and I would hire you!! =D

[slj400]

"team player" is actually something you dont want to put in a resume. i think its weird

but its a word an employer looks for and doesnt want to find

[ButterCupHeartz22]

If your applying to be a prostitute i'd totally hire u ♥

[WolfLov3r900]

I'd so hire you! Ur sooo hot.. (why would a boss say tht??? O.o)

[paigesayslmfao]

I'd hire you! :)

as my sex slave.

too weird?

[khk96]

come in my hause.. climb in my mauth :P

[heyyoubitme]

are you canadian?

[SuperstarLesbian]

id hire you fer sure man!

[8XxXShEiKXxX8]

loveeee the tie on your shirt =)

[taylorlorene]

I would totally hire you!! (:

[MaLyAndMaddi]

I'd hire you, you're hawt.

[pockyprincess12]

x3 I love how you speak.

[tool987ja]

abooooooooooot

[xxlovelessxxalicious]

1:02-1:05

Sexual?

[sexymexy5200]

2:30 - 2:58

Rofl :D

id so hire you! <3

[Clone10]

aboot!

[dilstix]

i would hire you, and nice tie

[YolaImEricka]

you're hilarious. xD

[geyck]

Loved the "Did I do that."

[xoxojj17]

love the accent!

[KELSCENE]

"lift my fork up...and I've saved the day"

you look uber professional with your tie....shirt.

[BrittanyDfufu]

I love your shirt! :D

[xXOmgItzCassyXx]

Aboot! LMAO! xD

[koolay0]

i would so effin hire you! Team Player, Excellent Skills! What More Can You Ask For? Lol xD

[elfsboorg]

i love your accent!

[HatOfOmnipotence]

save the queen!protect her from predators! the predators...the predators!

[scottrox2000]

@HatOfOmnipotence in my studio stuio

[TheBezaye]

you say mouth funny, canadians...

[BxRxExAxNxNxA]

i like your shirt (;

[joshtappz]

i'm pretty sure i have seen you on Wistow lol :P or like downtown :P

[supaaaPete]

he says aboot

instead of about

and its kinda cool

...somehow

[Homicidexx]

@supaaaPete

We don't say "aboot" if anything it sounds more like "abOWt" doesn't sound anything like " hey look a boot." Americans way over exaggerate the whole "about" thing.

[TaylorsLittlePony]

i'm a girl whos only been on youtube for a few months

WATCH MY VIDEOS?

thanks =]

[mcmarko23]

omg a mac user

[agirlnamedbrett]

2:55 :D hahahah

[jacksturCubstur]

I use all of these skilz, to pay the billz.

[kwazyklam]

AHHH, A MAC USER! *unsubscribes*

[triplethreat4ever5]

@kwazyklam WHAAAAT. STUPID PCS

[singeranddancer44]

you are fucking hilarious. xD

[diamondgirlcici]

I love when your accent comes out.

[nowsaturate1]

@diamondgirlcici Canadians do not have accents.

[AvrilLavignepink22]

@diamondgirlcici How do we have accents? lol

[Rylielovesdinosaurs]

@diamondgirlcici I DON'T HEAR IT! ):

[dyingscream12]

i would hire you just to hang out with you for 12 hrs a day