Added: 4 years ago
From: dechha1981
Views: 7,112
Sort by time | Sort by thread (beta)

Link to this comment:

Share to:

All Comments (109)

Sign In or Sign Up now to post a comment!
  • Satan is god... actually, against any religious person, it actually sounds like a solid argument xD

  • I have a guess about using the bible to prove that the bible is right. Maybe they think that whatever passage they're reading is so persuasive that it will convert anyone who hears it

  • @hviw No, they are doing what they accuse us of and that's circular reasoning.

  • @hviw Nah, they just like to hear themselves talk. It's when I get my five pound roll of duct tape.

  • Comment removed

  • "Satan is the most powerful being in the universe... therefore, Satan is God."

    This holds no logical validity, but it adds a nice punch to the end of the video.

  • I love Lucifer

  • @sirbestnameever who's that?

  • first off: this guy definitely sounds like homestar runner.  2nd: flying spaghetti monster "prove to me there is no spaghetti monster= prove to me there is no God" rebut: any halfway thesible proof there is a spaghetti monster?- say, if there were a book telling of all the spaghetti monsters good and/or bad deeds, that would be halfway thesible.

  • @iamcolinterry Gospel of the FSM. Duh!

  • @dechha1981 please, grace me with the knowledge of FSM and tell me where to get a copy..... and theres a time to be "funny" and a time to show off to all your little youtube "friends," but be real for just a minute and answer this question... "who pissed in your cherios to make you so mad at theist/christians?" and by the way, "piss (pisseth) is in the Bible (2 kings 9:8) so dont judge me for a "bad christian"

  • 2nd Century Christian theologist, Marcion, and also the gnostics, believed that the Hebrew god who created the word was an evil god and that there was a "true" god beyond him. Christians didn't get their contradictory dogma firmly affirmed until the 15 century.

    The eye existed in animals before the Permian Extinction 250 million years ago.

  • Weird voice, but great video. Personally, I think you should put comedy under one of you're tags. You're one of the first people who I've seen that directly take on Christian arguments logically, while still having humor consistency throughout your video.

    Very nice job.

  • you want logic from a theist?

  • lol so true..

  • 7:03 Materialist philosophy = naturalism = science. Obviously, this is a simplistic depiction that appears to conflate methodological naturalism and metaphysical naturalism, but, hey, it is geared to the creationist mind. I suspect that they used "materialist" because of its negative connotations (greed, superficial, etc) in yet another slimy creationist equivocation (both interpretations).

  • 3:16 Our disbelief is one of the many things in the they-don't-really-know category of some religionists. This sub-group of deluded idiots has decided that we "know" that there is a God, but that we choose to ignore this knowledge so that we can be immoral. Aside from the very obvious problem with tempting punishment, this lunatic theory has a huge problem. If we wished to be immoral, all that we need do is sin and repent as deluded Xians. After all, that's what they do.

  • "deluded idiots"

    "lunatic theory"

    "deluded Xians"

    What the fuck are you trying to accomplish by using these names? It's childishness, for the sake of the argument call me an atheist, I'm not, but you'll treat me better if I am. This is nothing but immaturity and disrespect, YES theists can be immature and disrespectful as well, and usually are, but ARE YOU any better by doing the SAME SHIT?

    hypocrites.

  • Yes. Yes we bare better than you. Why? Well, apart from the fact that we don't ask so many stupid questions that it inspired this very series, we ALSO have a MUCH stronger backbone than you.

    You see, we're not babies. We're used to being insulted by Theists and we don't whine about "Disrepect" and being 'Mocked" and wa wa wa.

  • In other words, you're promoting mediocrity and you'd perfectly fine with a world where everyone acts like a child and can't debate without using insults OH WAIT you've already brought that upon us you fucking plague.

    I await your oh so intelligent "LOL DERP STUPID CHRISTIAN SO DELUSIONAL" typical anti-theist bullshit. Bring it on. I have a foundation for my belief, you have "once there was nothing; now there is something" and when questioned about it, you whine about how "WE DONT KNOW!!!"

  • // What the fuck are you trying to accomplish by using these names? //

    Accuracy. NB that I said "some" and I made it clear why I wrote that. You might have overlooked those qualifiers in your agitated haste to protect the honor of that subsection of believers who warrant my comments. Beyond that clarification, I make no apology.

    Even if you had not admitted to being a theist, the emotional tenor of your remarks, together with your classical descent into caps would have given you away.

  • c-c-c-classical descENT INTO CAPS

  • "If you follow anything but the bible you're following Satan"

    This would, of course, be going under the assumption that the bible has gone almost 2000 years in a pure and pristine state of being unchanged, unaltered by meddling humans, uncorrupted. But as many know, the bible HAS been corrupted, big time, through both mistranslation & deliberate editing. Thus, if you follow ANYTHING, even the bible, you're following Satan.

    Satan has won

    Bow down before your new overlord

    HAIL SATAN!

  • "Just don't. o.k." LOVE IT!

  • SATAN WINS

  • Satan wins? so that means that he has all the fossils??

  • Hey dude, what about the Dead Sea Scrolls?

  • Great work on collecting all those theistical arguments in one video!

  • "Oh, atheists and your silly not believing... lol"

    SAID A RETARD WHOSE CHANNEL IS FULL OF POKEMON CARTOONS.

  • i lol'd

  • loool 3:37 i know that feeling, it strips you of all logic and sense

  • I love it when you say Satan.

  • how can you you be a good person you dont have a cage, lol man that hits the mark congratz

  • I'm wondering what it says about me that I knew the picture of Buffy is from Once More With Feeling, and she's singing "Going thru the motions" - which matches up with the audio, and is presumably why you used it.

  • #7 is quote mining. It's as simple as that. He acknowledges his theory is absurd, then continues to provide evidence for it.

  • I rather think that using the bible to prove the bible is a little bit like ordering your meal on holiday over seas. When they don't understand you, you just talk louder lol.

    Were almost talking in different languages. They simply don't understand that we don't accept the bible as fact as they do, that thought just doesn't even cross their mind!.

    (my hypothesis)

  • Spot on joebot1.

  • #5 was short but sweet and basically brilliant.

  • If there is a watch, there was a watch maker!...but...if it's a phucked up watch that doesn't work right...we have a pretty incompetant creator who sucked at watch making ^_^. The creator can't blame the creation for it's faultinees, that's just stupid. I make a car, rev the engine, car explodes "STUPID CAR!"..no, i made it..stupid me.

  • Using a quote the way you describe in #7 is called "Quote Mining". Been used for generations by the thologists to support all their wacky interpretations, so why be surprised when they use it here ?

  • "I will not insult your intelligence"...

    Somehow, I don't think that's possible to insult the intelligence of creationist. It's just a vague feeling, but don't you have to have intelligence in order to have it insulted?

  • God is fake. Get over it.

  • All your arguments were really good except the last one. If I give a child a useful object, but I can physically snatch that object away whenever I want, the child is not more powerful. Likewise with Satan and the Bible god.

    So... I think to respond to "you're controlled by Satan" is to answer them likewise. They've made a completely baseless claim that can just as annoyingly be applied to them.

  • But if they didn't have fallacious arguments they'd have no arguments at all.

  • Just 12? I think there is over 1000 arguments they shouldn't use.

  • Actually this ended up being an entire series

  • lol great

  • "God in fact has an origin in logic"

    Not really. The best "argument" is "God made logic!" even though it's not even remotely "logical" to assert something like that.

    The truth is, you gotta think of God SANS logic.

  • That is not the argument

  • There are several "arguments". Fact remains: All of them suck.

    "God" is not logical no matter how you slice it.

  • Two things that do not go together. venomfangx and logic.

    Just because he reads from creationist web sites and pronounces all the words reasonably well does not make him a great spokesperson for your side.

    His cheese has clearly slipped off its cracker.

  • I'm going to agree with middlekk. Venomfang doesn't even allow comments. Also he gets his arguements from a convicted fellon who doesn't even know the difference betwen the Big Bang and Evolution.

  • fuckin awesome

  • Never been a Christian but taking a stab at trying to explain why they quote the Bible:

    Some of them really think it's a history textbook, not just a theological text. They cite the prophecies that the Bible says Jesus fulfilled and act that that's proof of something. Since they really believe the Bible is a historically reliable text, they can't understand why we see it as no more valid than Greek or Norse myths.

  • I didn't think you were going to make it through the whole thing, but you did!

    Excellent stuff.

    I had an "Einstein was wrong about the cosmological constant" the other day -- which of course, I had to point out was evidence IN FAVOR of the Big Bang. But these mouth-breathers don't understand the bullshit they're spouting.

    It's like a bad episode of "Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader."

    5'/faved/subscribed.

  • Great Video. LMAO

  • wow, i thought that maybe the whole "eye" thing had been taken out of context, but I never knew just how badly it had been. Thanks for the post!!

  • lol

  • lol ya i love how ppl quote the bible and quran to prove their point,its fukin hilarious

  • "if we evolved from monkeys, why are there still monkeys?"

    LOL

  • I looooove this video..loooooove it.

  • I recently found out that materialist philosophy is the "philosophy" that there's nothing beyond the material universe, no metaphysical stuff, etc. Only things that can be scientifically observed/measured exist.

    It's a fancy label for not believing anything exists beyond the physical universe, like the paranormal

    One reason it's BS is that "god" is only one branch of spirituality and atheism ONLY means not believing in that one branch; we can believe in ghosts, karma, the soul, etc.

  • lol, "If you see a this-thing, you know there must be a this-maker!"

  • Just have to say, this series is one of the best yet!

    Keep it up!

  • Wait a second, I thought that natural selection WAS a part of evolution.

    Are you implying that natural selection is not a part of evolution? Or are you implying that creationists are saying that natural selection is not a part of evolution?

  • Natural Selection + Mutation = Evolution. CREATIONISTS claim it's not. They say things like "Natural Selection has no evolutionary power", which is like saying "Controlled Explosions have no Internal Combustional power".

  • Evolution isn't that simple, but your premise is accurate

  • 'Natural selection is the pressure which pushes evolution up mount improbable'

    Richard Dawkins, Climbing Mount Improbable, chapter 6

  • Great work! Dealing with theists constantly myself, I can totally relate to this video.

    Favoriting, and subbing now.

  • interesting vid man, like the speedy voice and the last point hahah

  • if you believe, that every matter appeared from nothing, then you are nothing better then a square scientist, who believes to the big bang

  • That was a bullshit strawman that makes no sense whatsoever. However, your stupidity amuses me.

  • where does matter come from?

  • Are you sure it came from anywhere?

  • yes i am. i don´t believe in simpsons. found this vid just

    /watch?v=879pmEZAkfE

    life is not a phony, and the NEW world is not a phony

    /watch?v=_CqeeAvkD1g

  • You asked "Where does matter come from?" Where else is there? Another universe? And if there's another universe for matter to come from, then how did it get there?

  • You know what? Silly me, I was being rude to you. I should not be speaking rudely to you, I should block you alltogether for being a spammer.

  • You say that like it's a good thing. It's not. Spam is just anoying and it gets people banned, and, frankly, good riddance.

  • drmabus

    I think I saw another comment almost if not actually exactly like that before, this morning actually. your comment was posted one minute ago, yet you have alreay been marked as Spam.

    Is it possible, then, that you are, in fact, a Spammer? If you are a Spammer, then your opinion means nothing to me. That's why Troydungeon got banned.

  • i thought materialist philosophy was the worship of the material world.

  • I just love your reasoning with satan :D That was pretty darn well formulated. And since you delivered with a bit condecending, it just made the creationist look a bit more stupid (if that is even possible)

  • Epic Win.

    Now, what are some cool books to check out that are probably in a public library?

  • Public library? I dunno. There's be some science books and books about dinosaurs there.

  • 1. Everything that had a beginning had a cause

    2. The universe had a beginning

    3. Therefore the universe had a cause.

    God did not have a beginning therefore he has no cause. That is what theist claim, you made a broad generalization about all theist. you were wrong.

  • See? Right there. You made God the one exception to all logic in the Universe.

    But more to the point, you forget who's channel you're on.

    Goodbye.

  • If you had JUST said that in your first comment I would have pointed out that the falacy in your claim THEN. (which is unnecesary because I said IN THE VIDEO that you were making god the one acception to all logic in the universe) however, I would not have blocked you. I don't block people for having a difference in opinion, I block them for being anoying. Your "You will reply to this comment" attitude is what got you blocked. There are comments from people I LIKE who I didn't reply to.

  • If being critiqued is annoying then i am going to bug you. Broad generalizations do not count? That's funny because you did it all through the video. Now on with the first cause that annoying robot said "they say everything was caused by something before that, etc." Wrong.

  • This video is stupid i'll just focus on one thing. Your first cause argument is horribly flawed. No need to go any further i'll wait till you respond so i can show you your ignorance.

  • Your comment is nothing but a broad generalization. Don't go telling me what to do. Frankly I'm tempted to block you just to show you what I do to people who make demands rather than just get on with it.

    Nah. I'll let it slide. Judt don't do it again.

    And GET ON WITH IT. Broad generalizations do not count.

  • See, if I was you, I wouldn't just make demands of people like that. I'd just get on with it and make my arguement. Frankly, your "You will come to me and respond to my comment" attitude is kind of arogant for a visitor to MY channel.

    Just remember; here, I'M God. You can be blocked or deleted if you become too anoying. Here, I make demands. and that demand is;

    GET ON WITH IT.

  • "so i can show you your ignorance."

    LOL, how ironic

  • Satan is a human being and also god. So can we really say God was Superman and made by hollywood. The World is a product of a singular process. That´s what the materialistic philosophy says. Science provides the only logical structure for the illogical

  • That makes even less sense.

  • The Messiah comes to the disaster, followed by the exodus. In the scheme history repeating itself

  • hollow0rld, you put me in a little bit of a conflict;

    (BTW I've changed my mind, I have no intention of blocking you)

    I COULD make a video making fun of you and your Hollow Earth theory, just as I have Christians, Truthists and Conspiracy Theorists. However, this I'm sure would only provolk a reaction, increase the debate, etc.

    Or alturnatively, I could just ignore you.

    Not sure which I should do, haven't decided. What do you think?

  • yes, it was the great builder,the boss.If the bibel is not written by god, then enybody else did it.I think it´s naiv,not to beleve is. Adam was made of stone and he lived 900 years, so he can´t be human.Every where on planet we´ve got allmost same history,something can´t be true

  • What makes your religion so special?

  • religion is the basic of humans history. Every scientific explanation, even the modern version, is just an other version. Sience reconstructs the history, so it is the logical complement.God's secret is not recognized, everything is done not to find it

  • That doesn't quite make sense.

  • History is a part of science. Everything was once a history, so it is fundamental in any case, and relevant to their development

  • I've never heard number 8 disposed of so visually before.

    Rocksolid!

  • At least I'm not the only one that's noticed how rediculous the painting painter argumant is. I actually made a video pointing out that that metaphore and pretty much all others like it are in suport of paganism. 5*

  • Cool, now I'm curious. I think I might watch it.

  • worth watching purely for 3:00.

  • Funny video, too bad the mindless theists here just can't appreciate good work with little humor. Not to claim that all theist are mindless, their are rare occasions where a few have been found to actually have a brain! However slightly used in some ways but never when it comes to question their own mythical believes!

  • Nah,nah,nah...La, la, la, la, I can't hear you -I have my ears plugged Nah la,la,la..... Just kidding -your absolutely correct, great work!

  • Youre an idiot. God is not the unmoved mover the unmoved mover is god. Its a logical assertion figure it out. Thesim turned god into something that requires faith to believe, LOGIC proves there is an unmoved mover ie that which is referred to as god. Most idiots have no idea of the basis of western religion including both those who accept it and those who deny it. Fucking dam get an education

  • You're actually defending the Arguement of the first Cause?

  • Honestly, the Arguement of the First Cause is illogical, stupid and self-defeating. Why the hell are you defending an arguement that contradicts itself? What proof do you have that there IS an "Unmoved Mover"? iff there WAS an 'Unmoved Mover", and EVERYTHING must have been moved, then who moved the mover? If the mover can move by itself, why can't everything else? It's a logical inconsistancy.

  • haha this guy forfeit the argument.

  • Brilliant great job.

  • do you have any argument against us or do you plan to insult us like a 3rd grader?

  • You are a moron. I mean, come on! Pascal's Wager? #10 means YOU have no concience. Everything in #4 was just stupid. #8 doesn't even deserve to be called an arguement, but it's their MAIN arguement. And #6 doesn't even make sense!

  • If they were GOOD arguements, we would've been converted by now. They didnt work the first time we heard them and they're not gonna work the 745th time we hearde them. Quite frankly, the fact that you're even trying to defend a list of arguements that WE'RE TELLING YOU won't work because they're stupid and we've herad them all before says something about you. Don't try to defend these arguements, OK? Just come up with something better.

  • You know, the guy who makes the "Bad Astronomy" website (It's about misconceptions, conspiracy theories, sci-fi movies and generally all incorrect things about Astronomy) talks about Pseudo-scientists who use the sam illogical falacy as you. "If they try to debunk my theory, it must mean something, so it must be true! If they don't try to debunk my theory, then my theory is perfect so it must be true!" He says it's really frustrating for real Scientists.

  • That's quite brillant. Everytime I talk to a creationist I have to put up with at least one of these stupid question/statements. Now I'm just going to tell them to watch this.

  • Nice job, thanks.

    I hate when christians quote Darwin out of context.

  • Awsome video! Hahahaha! "look to sceintolgy for answers on psycology! hahahahahah! Really good!

  • Yeeeaaa! Faved and featured. Excellent stuff!

  • lmao about the last crazy circular arguement. The sad thing is we will still continue to hear these worthless arguements because they win people over.

  • What was that comic that you showed at 7:44? Where could I find that online?

  • test

  • (sorry had trouble getting the comments to work) w w w dot chick dot com

  • They're called Chick Tracts, made by a religious fanatic named Jack T. Chick. I like his comics actually, he's so insane he's funny.

  • Agreed. Jack T. Chick is completely bonkers. Your final conclusion that Satan is God was great! I would love to see someone put together a series of anti-Chick Tracts.

  • Aww too bad you speak too fast sometimes. But otherwise, good video!

  • Maybe I edited it too much. (without editing it would be the oposite; there were some LONG pauses.)

  • great video, those arguments get so old...especially the watchermaker, i think i've heard that as much as every other argument put together.

  • maybe if you got off youtube and stopped shoving your views down others' throats, you wouldnt have to hear it. try getting a job, contribute to society...even though all your work is vanity, along with your life, everyone you know, everything you do, your parents, your kids, your suicide, your thoughts, your feelings...etc etc etc.

  • fuck off you stupid moron. i believe you are the one shoving your views down other's throat you fucking hypocrite. btw i do have a job so why dont you fuck off

  • The only thing worse than a Theist who thinks the First Cause is a good arguement is one who thinks they're psychic. You've never met dissolvingchaos. You don't know anything about him. Yet you state your guesses as fact. This makes you a LIAR. Do NOT tell us about ourselves. If you do so, and your guesses are even slightly inacurate, then you have NO credibility. The easiest way to loose our respect is to tell us about ourselves and guess wrong.

  • ahh...it is so difficult to narrow it down to just 12 without leaving a good one out...but this is a very good selection. Well done.

  • i like your satan argument

  • Me too.

    I saw an episode of The Way of the Master wher Kirk Cameron claimed Satan was "The god of this earth" and I took that to the logical conclusion.

  • sometimes i wish I were a theist to fight for distheism, but I don't like argument for the sake of argument enough to do that.

Loading...
Alert icon
0 / 00Unsaved Playlist Return to active list
    1. Your queue is empty. Add videos to your queue using this button:
      or sign in to load a different list.
    Loading...Loading...Saving...
    • Clear all videos from this list
    • Learn more