Don't help her!

[wsieb]

I love when Doug says "SHUT OFF!!" Classic Doug, and of course classic Artie!

[JuicyJimmy111]

LMFAO at the description haha

[lastlane]

"and... get her killed" He almost forgot his line lol

[KINGJUFFYJAR]

Why do people feel the need to post parts of the script all the time ? just watch the fekin show.

[sharita6]

i always hated arthur constantley yelling is NEVER funny

[kungfucookie08]

Arthur:"Don't help her! If she's gonna survive, she's needs to learn to live with her disability."

Doug:"I told ya, she's gonna be fine."

Arthur:"She's blind, dammit!!! And, you're gonna make her soft... and get her killed."

Carrie:"Okay! The both of you - just... you need to shut up! Okay?! Because your totally stressing me out! I'ma call the doctor to make sure it's really normal. Okay, can't find the phone."

Doug:"It's okay, let me get it."

Arthur:"Don't help her!!!"

Doug:"SHUT OFF!!!"

[jevilscientist]

Jerry stiller the funniest comedian!!

[meterotronic]

how do you surprise helen keller?

you put a plunger in the toilet.

[vaanworlddestroyer]

Arthur; you sly sick sombitch! a piece of comedy dies when this man goes off air.

[cooLJii9]

DONT HELP HER ! ......  SHUT OFFF !

[therealeggplant]

2 people are blind, dammit!

[DasHausAnubisFan1000]

Arthur: Don't help her! Doug: Shut off!!! ... Immer wieder lustig

[ArmyRangerish]

dont help her... SHUTUP!

[slayyer000]

hahaha

[AirDB23]

"HILF IHR NICHT!"

[Jesuswillreturn1day]

anybody know the one where auther comes into the kitchen and puts his food in a bowl and puts it on the floor and goes "this is where it should be RIGHT " lmao

[xbvb4ever09x]

arthur is the best :)

[ic4nh4zch33zburg3r]

SHUT OFF!

lol made my day

[futureanimatior]

I don't see how they can remain serious after everything Arthur says he's too funny to be serious I don't care how good people act it's still too funny to be serious around him.

[futureanimatior]

HELLO DARLING IT'S YOUR DADDY!!! I'M STANDING RIGHT NEXT TO YOU AND I'M GOING TO KISS YOU GOOD MORNING!!!

[Carmentje22]

Hahahaha, you gotta love Arthur!

[911CYANIDE]

wer does he get the energy to scream like that

[THUGB0Y44]

0:37 his finger xD

[paracytemal]

sweeeet arthur

i love him

[grimreaperhenrik]

My grandpa yells like that all the time for nothing lol

[ThePatriot61]

carrie looks here like bret hitman hart lol

[Nessesmasacre]

german dub much better. More Emotions and much funnier

[NiggeliNG]

@Nessesmasacre are you drunk? the german dub is far beyond the level of the original

[atlasshrugged2u]

Arthur is so frickin cool!

DON'T HELP HER!!

[spizzenergie]

Arthur is so cool !

[ImmynimmyX]

Arthur: "Don't help her!"

Doug: "Shut off!"

HAHA

[TheFlashbabeBanned]

lol xDD

[drbasher]

SHES BLIND DAMNED XDXDXD

[moriah878]

hahahahahahahah DONT HELP HER!

[220891nb]

anyone know what season and episode this is?

[ArthurSpoonerFan]

Season 4, episode 2 - "Sight Gag".

[TheKingDougHeffernan]

@ArthurSpoonerFan Don't Help Him lol

He needs to find the video himself lol

[Zeerius7]

DONT HELP HER- SHUT OFF!! lmao

[BurakTheOne89]

hahahahahahhaha very funny! im my language german its so funny too! xDDDDDDDD

King of Queens is the BEST!!!

[JMVEntertainment]

'don't help her'

'if she's going to survive, she needs to learn to live with her disability'

'she's blind, damn it'

great quotes from a true legend

[AvernusSheol]

LMFAO XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD He's funny in everything he plays in

[SanarRyell]

@AvernusSheol

And this one, too! >=\

[Lovetheskorpionshow]

Arthur is GOD

[ishurgrl]

i want my tongue in her asshole too

for breakfast lunch dinner

what's wrong with the rest of you?

[RapiDEraZeR]

yeah,they´re all fags.kerry is hawwowowowowt

[searchandupload]

and....get her killed!! you gotta love Arthur's exaggerations

[jokeonyou89]

@jimmyplane:

Goddamnit! Your obsession with her bumhole is getting creepier with each video played!!

Can't you just stop that!?

[adda89]

whats wrong with you.

you give men everywhere a bad name.

[jimmyplane]

Unfortunately, you are a 10 year old boy whose balls have yet to drop. Now go hug your pillow inside your treehouse you punk ass bastard.

[adda89]

please, keep going, your only making yourself seem worse.

[KCgrunge]

hahahahahahahahaha i laughing my ass off haha

[jimmyplane]

Christ, she's blind. If she was blind and close to me, I would have my tongue shove straight up her asshole. Timing is perfect. She wouldn't know it was me.

[writertrump]

men like you needed to be aborted

[jimmyplane]

Girls like you need to be dropped on the train tracks. Now, fuck off, loser.

[writertrump]

if you like assholes so much, go gay jackass

[De3xtra]

LMAO!

[Wolfbrotherm]

Awesome!!!!

[DaChemist13]

arthur is hilarious

[ClickForOutkast]

God I love Arthur, which episode is the one where doug and karry (or carry or carrie) go to holidays and arthur shortly before they go away finds mildew in the basement walls.

[irresistiblelipZ]

lol no this was Carries birthday episode where Doug tries to get her the perfect gift because he realizes that she throws away or never uses all his gifts... he decided on getting her lasik eye surgery.

[ClickForOutkast]

I know lol, I asked which episode I talked about is.

[tortillaweasel]

DONT HELP HER.....SHUT OFF

[lordsahasrala88]

SHE'S BLIND DAMMIT!

[eddypfunk]

im sorry i have to disagree there fireborn, this is a slightly better than average sitcom made into a good one by jerry 'arthur' stiller. The man's delivery is brilliant and his comic timing is second to none.

[Fireborn1x]

And i have to disagree with you, i personally believe the show would have been good without him. Some of my favorite episodes happen to be the ones that either barely show him. Or don't have him in it at all.

[AnitaCio]

Didn't they get along very well in Trio Infernale?

[princev11]

jerry stiller is the best actor ever!

he makes the best characters of tv history like frank on seinfeld and arthur on this sho

hes great!

[CaptEm1]

HELLO DARLING, IT'S YOUR DADDY!!

[FrozenSun23]

DON'T HELP HER!!! xDDD thats so awesome :D

[EdgeheadV4]

haha i love that

[pullmeunderneath]

one of the funniest moments I have to say

[ik3bins]

carrie lookes like Lady Gaga :D

[ImNotYourFriend212]

Lol, oh right da glasses.

[meryam17]

"SHE'S BLIND, DAMMIT!!!"

[stanmarsh002]

She needs to learn to live with her disability. lol

[mrbrown20]

i love it, arthur makes this show!!!!!!! :D

[ArthurSpoonerFan]

Finally someone mentions the Helen Keller reference :D I have uploaded that clip, it's one of my favorites. I think I named it "Arthur: Blind, deaf and mute".

"what's the date on this ham?" xD

[MidmorningCat]

"DON'T HELP HER!!!"

"SHE'S BLIND, DAMMIT!!!"

Arthur is amazing when he shouts XD

[deej1961]

arthur is the funniest old guy i have ever seen in my life..cant get enough of his yelling

[1awesometomboy]

hahahah arthur and doug omg they r so fucking funny i love the king of queens:)

[mdbrfc]

hhah yer thats when he leaves ips for metro courier...funny stuff

[25flygirl]

She's blind DAMMIT!!  Arthur makes me laugh so bad. He's the best on the show.

[desulated]

hell yeah man

[HUSLA364]

lol....Hello darling, it's your daddy!...best part

[BIGShuller]

"You're gonna make her soft, and get her killed" Great line

[Lighthelios]

DON'T HELP HER!

xD

[t9000x]

waaahhh amazing!!!

[silverlaketrece]

wheres the clip where Arthur wants Carrie to sign some paper but she doesnt want to and Arthur screams out "Do I Mock Your Profession!!!!"

[Jamie8854]

Assulated Nuts Season 2

[saYer]

Ha! the huge shades are histerical!, haha.

[wasup11]

Where's the episode where he says "Don't Tell Me!" to doug?

[ArthurSpoonerFan]

Is this a clip you've seen on my channel? YT removed some of my vids a while back.

[wasup11]

No, but it's a clip you should have. It's his funniest quote.

Doug: Arthur your toast is burning

Arthur: Don't tell me!

[andreas802]

It's from season 1. But i'm not sure about the episode.

[mckill85]

I think that's from the episode called assaulted nuts when Doug gets a staple in his nuts lol.

Its season 2, i have it on dvd, and i'm sure its that 1, and also at the end thers a clip of arthur at an old job, and his boss says "Arthur, don't walk around with that rivet gun in your pocket" and arthur says "dont tell me!!!" and then you hear it go off and he's like "Arrrggghh!!" LMAO

[Kylee724]

@mckill85 he also says it earlier in the episode. Doug and Carrie are walking through the kitchen and Arthur is sitting at the table. There is smoke coming out the toaster and Doug tells Arthur his toast is done. Then Arthur says, "Don't tell me!"

[RJAHaven]

rofl hes hilarious when he yells!!

[RobertDowneyJr4Ever]

hahaha he is awesome!! i love how he yells

[XaiKurochiKunoichi]

"SHES BLIND DAMMIT!!!!" LOLOLOL!!

[swimmerchic2324]

hilarious! What show is that from?

[ArthurSpoonerFan]

It's from season 4, episode 2 - "Sight Gag".

[ZxExJxL]

LMAO!!! I LOVE Arthur! :)

[jvasquez7292]

lol.