Kramer and Newman about Bermuda Triangle

[kaustav1933]

krauts hahaha ... confused between germans and red coats

[InspectorButters1787]

It is not a bonus. I distinctively remember seeing this scene when it it originally aired. It has been cut out of syndicated reruns for added commercial space. A lot of scenes have been similarly cut in order to fill more ad space. Syndication ruins great television shows all the time.

[comprehensiveboy]

I passed thru the bermuda triangle once and a pair of my socks went missing. freakin wierd

[snuhr]

I envy you

its one of my dreams to go in Bermuda Triangle area

[cindyshealed]

I don't remember it, either. Did he say "take the water out" of the Bermuda Triangle?

[snuhr]

yup

[Spike2454]

I do not remember that. What episode does that start?

[snuhr]

@Spike2454

season 8 episode 5

[RatchetFX]

lucky krauts

[anthony199757]

Dame britsh

[jordan2104]

"Oh that's real!" HAHAHAA!!!

[vaadaenmacchi]

ive seen all 180 episodes at least 180 times and ive never seen this so it must be a bonus!

[MissMoMosa09]

nah not a bonus, opening scene of the Package episode, season 8, I think when aired on tv they may have not aired it but on dvd's its on there

[snuhr]

@MissMoMosa09

hence the name bonus

DVD's always have full versions

[simonfrouws]

if u look closely there both almost lol

i bet they had to redo this like a hundred times

its so damn funny

[CeeDubYewPrawtt]

This Is what the buiderburg group talks about

[snuhr]

@CeeDubYewPrawtt

haha true true

wish I was init :P

[deathc0rR3]

im a pilipino just like CHARICE PEMPENGCO

and fuck.

we dont get this kinds of jokes...

even my friends that speak fluent in english...

what imean is its not hilarious. we hear it we understand it but we dont laugh at it...

[Xagzan]

I have truly never seen this before

[liquidfreak]

Lucky Krauts

[fantastopotomus]

"Do we own Bermuda?"

"No, it belongs to the British."

"Lucky Krauts"

[Alpito123]

hahahahahahhahaah this is too god damn funny!

[BPrincey]

I love the episode of Kramer against the mail, classic Kramer

[TheJtd123]

is this is the deleted/extra scenes of something? i do not think i've ever seen this

[snuhr]

some TV network's deleted the scene (among many others in various episodes)

so I guess you can call it extra scene

[MissMoMosa09]

one of my favorite opening scenes, its not a deleted scene, maybe when network aired it but not on dvd, its The Package Episode, when George makes those kinky pictures of himself for the girl at the film store (the infamous picture of him on the sofa in his tidy whiteys) LOL it's season 8, episode 5

[badjackbrowning5]

I love this show so much. It has the best characters of any show ever made.

[AceGuitarR7]

ohhh thats real... hahahahahahahaha

[NEMEPOLYNHA]

@RamiMtl Thanks buddy! hehehe anyway, Kramer and Newman are completely awesome

[NEMEPOLYNHA]

Lucky crowns...lol

[RamiMtl]

@NEMEPOLYNHA He says "Lucky Crouts". not Crowns. Mixing up Brits with germans.

[tehBLAX]

krauts? isnt that the germans lol

[Zamolxx]

They are anglo-saxon anyway

[YoutoobHatesRyan]

what episode is this from??

[snuhr]

kinda hard to scroll down eh ?

[YoutoobHatesRyan]

@snuhr well there are 73 comments and i don't have the attention span to be picking those apart. I didn't see the name of the episode on the first page of comments so if you don't tell me, it will remain a mystery to me and i don't want that. So if you do know the name of the episode, I would very much appreciate it if you would share your wisdom with me.

[snuhr]

well it shows to me on bottom of screen, dunno why you have to go through pages...

anyway its season 8 episode 5

[YoutoobHatesRyan]

@snuhr thank you very much.

[BereanJames]

@YoutoobHatesRyan

Episode 139 - The Package

pc: 805, season 8, episode 5

Broadcast date: October 17, 1996

[MrHarpic]

@YoutoobHatesRyan

The Bris

[sonicfilms123]

aren't krauts uh.... Germans?

[timmmyi]

do we own bermuda? NO its the british. tz.. damn krauts ahahahahahahha

[uscomputing]

They should have had more of these two and their philosophy lol

[snuhr]

so true

i think Newman was shown too little in whole series

while they proved combination of Newman+Kramer=good episode

[kramer911]

@snuhr exactly, i was thinking the same

whenever kramer and newman get together it makes for the best comedy on the show

[lindflake]

Ohh that' real!

[PSNtheDutchFella]

I've seen every episode at least 10 times, why don't I ever remember this scene? What was this episode about?

[matthewgroen]

i think i'm hearing trolls at the horizon.. but i watched all of those episode a dozen times and i still can't get enough of it!

Seinfeld for life!

[TheRealTaco87]

Damn Krauts!

[ChicaGOrilla4CHN]

the golden question: WHO REALLY KEEPS THE WATER IN THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE!?

[snuhr]

its not the water that "dissapears", but objects

atleast stories are such...

[ChicaGOrilla4CHN]

@snuhr haha.. ummm, i was repeating newman's question lol

[snuhr]

oh... my bad :D

[scottieman2]

@ChicaGOrilla4CHN

Why would they take the water?

lol

[scottieman2]

I don't really remember this. Is this cut out from the reruns?

[snuhr]

possible

i got all DVD episodes and they seem to be full versions

[scottieman2]

@snuhr

Okay. I only have the first season of the show and that is one reason why I don't remember this.

And they do on some channels do shorten the show. I remember the episode where Kramer feeds the horse and he says "you better eat up all of it because I got 40 cans of this stuff."

But some channels they cut the part where "I got 40 cans" Not all the time but they do. I think it's weird.

[snuhr]

@scottieman2

yeah, i noticed the same on our TV station,

someone explained before that they do it because of

the ad's and time is i guess fixed for show, so TV ones lose

some scenes cause of that... dunno if that is true or not

but yeah TV's do shorten it

[scottieman2]

@snuhr I do believe that. Pretty soon it'll be just adds. I donno why though.

[snuhr]

@scottieman2

coz TV is most effective in spreading crap :)

even more effective than internet and local newspapers/paper ads :P

my tv channel consist of every 15 minute cut of program to show 10 minute ads

and its going on for 5 years like that now, so imagine watching movie or serie

like seinfeld for 15min and then ads of 10 min, then 15 again of program, then 10 again of ads.... and so on... its BS

[scottieman2]

@snuhr

Damn. I hate TV. I know they need sponsors, but they should be like PBS and have the commercials at the end of the show.

[snuhr]

@scottieman2

TV program regarding ads became very agressive lately

atleast in my country, we get more ads and we gat higher pre-pay (monthly bill)

which is actualy illegal, as companies that buy time for their ads, cover the

expences of TV house(s), but my country is corrupted and nobody changes a thing :P

so yeah it sux overall

[scottieman2]

@snuhr go that right.

[OlderG0ds]

lol why did newman call british "krauts"

[oscarve86]

@OlderG0ds because it's a moron...

[AirsoftPK]

"See what they gotta do is lose a plane, or a peace boat, see that would get the triangle goin again"

[carsuck7]

which alien autopsy is kramer talking about

[bobzilla211]

lucky krauts hahaha

[CptSchmidt]

I don't remember seeing this from any episode. Which one is it from?

[SmashBrosFan19]

I don't think they show this scene anymore for some reason.

[CptSchmidt]

Yeah, but it's still from an episode. Do you know which one?

[SmashBrosFan19]

No. I've never seen it either. It may have aired originally before I was watching Seinfeld.

[snuhr]

Season 8 Episode 5

[iown813]

@snuhr it's a deleted scene, the real opening of the episode "The Package" has Elaine in the doctor's office and the doctor writing that she's "difficult"

[anorman728]

@CptSchmidt -- It's cut out of the syndicated versions so they can put in more commercials. It's still in the dvd, though. I think it's from season 8 or 9.

[CptSchmidt]

@anorman728

It's from the episode "The Package" : D

[iown813]

@anorman728 thanks for clearing this up because i'm a seinfeld fanatic and i've never seen this clip ever

[SmashBrosFan19]

This is gold! Why didn't they ever air this with a normal episode? I've seen every episode at least 15 times literally, and I know for a fact that this is never aired.

[azhtey]

i saw it on tv i remember this. ages ago when i was a kid

[rickystrudel]

Newman smokes cigars also?

[snuhr]

they all do :P

[porkymania90]

It's weird but I don't remember ever seeing this on any episode

[snuhr]

it is opening scene, you might have missed it :)

same goes for post end/credits scenes, sometime they added them

[porkymania90]

True, Although I don't it yet I'm sure it would be on the DVD set

[SpeakingOfWrestling]

Newman is hilarious.. he looks like a slob here :D

[badseed136]

They have a point.

[johnhildebrandt69]

lol

[hoodfigga33]

i love how kramer smacks his lips after saying "oh i think so too", he does the same smack after bobby refuses him orange juice, priceless.

[Goyathlay]

its not from any episode. It may be one of deleted scenes though.

[snuhr]

its not deleted scene

read fucking coments above

[Goyathlay]

I've seen the package many times but haven't seen this scene. But I believe you. I guess my version is not captured from the beginning.

Are you happy now :)

[snuhr]

i'm happy when people are not spreading false information

i have DVD rips of all seasons and i have this scene -_-

[DJcrossPT]

nope remember those starting episode scenes before the show starts? this is one of them

[perksy10001]

fuck i want to live in new york

[hoodfigga33]

kramer and newman, and kramer and frank costanza are always dynamite

[karthikbing]

Addendum: Jackie and Mr. Kruger!

[siimens73]

it is The Package (S8E05), the opening scene

[jutroamnesiax]

no, no it isnt "the package"

[mullethead201]

This is the first episode of season 8 called "The Package".

[cboy1589]

ive never seen this epp. :(

must see it now!

[YoutoobHatesRyan]

what episode is this from??? Puerto rican day parade?? Thats the only one i haven't seen.

[loko5555]

havent seen that one? is hilarious

[DJ100674]

This clip of Kramer and Newman smokin cigars in the park is just fun to watch.

[codaquinn12]

Love these 2 together.

[buddyboy883]

best show i have seen every episode at least 30 times never gets old.

[vanparty]

Glad to see someone out there is as sick as me. My 15 yr. old daughter says I should go to Seinfeld AA classes.

Ever notice In the Chinese restaurant, the guy says "Cartwright!"...It's because he hears "Costanza", thinks of the '60's TV show "Bonanza". The Cartwrights lived at the Ponderosa on Bonanza...Brilliant! In "The Dealership" when Kramer was on the test drive w/the salesman, there's NOTHING in the back seat...later, a HUGE stuffed Tweety Bird appears, then later ...it's gone! Why??

[jacobtubejacob]

very good Mr! props to you.. i noticed the dealership bird one, but never knew about the chinese restaurant.. i had every episode on dvd but i lost them! i nearly died. its high time i go out and buy the box set

[tsukasathetwinblade]

Seinfeld, as close to true reality tv we'll ever get.

[Zamolxx]

I agree 100%, I mean being in your 40's and smoking ciggars, and talking about conspiracies, aliens, the bermuda triangle, etc it doesn't sound so bad. ;)

[darkprose]

"Oh, that's real!"

"I think so, too."

LOL. Oh, this show kicked-ass. Thanks for a taste of the brilliance! Makes me pine for the '90s.

[Harshcore811]

This is such a dumb conversation. HAHA. Newman calls the British "Krauts".

[snuhr]

thats why Seinfeld was great sitcom...

they included everydays wacky ideas and bad situations and then analysed and comment on it...

not sellig shitty ideal world where everyone is happy and rich without any interesting story behind like shows do today...

[arsan2127]

Is it "The Package" episode?

[snuhr]

dunno the names, go look on IMDB if they provide them.

[arsan2127]

What episode is this?

[snuhr]

season 8 episode 5