Five Macabre Facts

[baxterman]

i worked retail for near 3 years at walmart and the customers were all idiots ... asking why th carrages are wet ... when its RAINING outside as an example

the doomsday button ... would of been pressed long ago ... hell lets up the anti and make it blink out all existance all together .... that way there would be absolute 0 chance of an afterlife even if it existed

[EvilEuropean]

Having also worked in retail, I agree.

[SnowWalkerOne]

Fletcher, you always make me laugh. You are one funny guy. I don't care if you are a sub whore. The chuckles more than make up for that. :))

[damaxman]

That first answer was pretty detailed, but I'm sure you haven't really put much thought into it =P

I hear you on the retail bit though, kinda makes you wonder sometimes, just how some people have gotten so far in life, being so absolutely clueless.

[SmoothInstigator]

A pain killer? A neuromuscular-blocking drug would be much more fun. You've got full control, and the victims are fully conscience while you do the sickest things to them.

[fantasy0coach]

I find killing people interstate reduces the number of viable holiday options.

[fuctanyway]

i am a fan of yours and i always have fun watching the youtube chain"letters". i have only one problem with your answer. you said your weapon of choice was the knife for it's easy violence. then you said you would try to make your victims look like they killed themselves. how can you chop somebody in pieces and make it look like a suicide?

[torib5k1]

dam. I will make sure I live in yur state...LOL

[odenskrigare]

Cut the carotid arteries

[jlumley]

in the flesh

[bfl3tcher]

I figured that song would best fit with the macabre-ness of it.

[Androrac]

Not to mention howtheworldworks. he certainly deserves to be removed

[CrazyBirdThing]

FIRST!!!!....sorry

[bfl3tcher]

I'll forgive it.